Alex's book of jokes - Random jokes

Please use Chrome or Firefox for better user experience!

Comments

Style

Expand

Sponsor

Request update

Report

Random jokes

Cha Cha Montgomery

Mar 28, 2023

236

1 Min Read

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c–

MOO!

---

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

---

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

---

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He/She pasta-way.

---

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “ Wow, a talking muffin!”

---

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All it was doing was collecting dust.

---

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

---

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

---

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

ns 172.71.222.136da2

0 likes Suggest Edits

Be the first to like this issue!

You have reached the end of the story.

You may also like:

penana people as ai thinks

Alex's book of jokes

Bookmark!

Request update 0

Join as...

Co-Writer

Cowriters can Start or Edit an Issue, Exchange Story Ideas, and Discuss Drafts.

Idea Contributor

Idea Contributors can Exchange Story Ideas and Discuss Drafts before they are released.

Beta Reader

Beta Readers can review Story Drafts before they are released.

Table of Contents

Random jokes

REGISTER

LOGIN

Interface Language:

Story Language: