「說到校園動畫,果然不能不提到合宿呢!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAg14EOi8RRl
段考後的某次社團課,我們偉大的社長大人突然從塑膠折疊椅起身,雙手拍桌大喊。86Please respect copyright.PENANA8HqZMDPiIQ
對於社長無預警的誇張舉動,社員們早就見怪不怪,每個人都視若無睹,繼續忙手邊的事──看小說的看小說、玩音遊的玩音遊、看少年週刊的看少年週刊。86Please respect copyright.PENANADw4v0xrrdI
看完全沒人理會自己的社長抿起嘴唇,一副快哭出來的樣子,我只好放下看到一半的輕小說,附和道:86Please respect copyright.PENANAVR6z7rbOPQ
「感覺這個開頭也快變成公式了?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAjweZ7XHIxu
聞言的社長,雙眼繃出光芒,臉湊到我面前,笑嘻嘻地說:86Please respect copyright.PENANARmKJQZKtLu
「別在意這種小事!重點是合宿要做什麼!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAfhkTEj7vep
「就沒有不辦的選項嗎……」86Please respect copyright.PENANAP9TiHDmX84
我把屁股往椅背後方挪了幾公分,跟社長保持健全的社交距離。86Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5oYwcbZSf
「那當然!合宿可是校園動畫的精髓!整部作品的殺必死(養眼鏡頭)就靠它了!是觀眾買BD(藍光)的唯一理由!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAKBiEAOqBVl
「社長平常都在看什麼動畫啊……」我說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAAFDBYqTl4F
「修練篇……很棒!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAESJ2SN3pFd
冬學姐闔上少年週刊,黑框眼鏡後方的雙眼和社長一樣閃閃發光。86Please respect copyright.PENANAbPtizUtXcl
「合宿是去修練沒錯,但是跟冬學姐心目中的少年漫畫的修練篇完全是兩回事!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAVAp3r0OHPD
萬一冬學姐把社團帶去奇怪的深山野林修練就不好了,我趕緊吐槽。86Please respect copyright.PENANA4fCWhv2kQ0
「一般校園動畫的合宿可不會跑去什麼精神時光屋,更不是為了打倒某某大魔王喔!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAUsL9zmpkg6
「你說……什麼?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAErw3QnET10
冬學姐瞪大雙眼,嘴巴微張,一副某少年漫畫男主角的招牌驚愕表情。86Please respect copyright.PENANAYK0aBbMHnM
「為什麼冬學姐要這麼一臉驚訝啊?冬學姐原本是想帶動漫社去多危險的地方合宿啦!」86Please respect copyright.PENANA0426pmSm9N
「最後的月●天沖……怎麼辦?」86Please respect copyright.PENANABecZwNEJe9
「一般校園動畫不需要那種必殺技!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAB4h9C0jwTN
「我的……存在意義是?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAApDgHFDX5h
冬學姐從社團教室的灰色折疊椅上滑落,雙手撐著地板,擺出俗稱的Orz姿勢。86Please respect copyright.PENANAnfEpOy5Vtd
「咦?冬學姐好像陷入很不得了的沮喪中?社長快用妳無敵的白●之星想想辦法啊!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAG7ZyRDcpDm
「冬妳振作點!妳的存在當然是有意義的!」86Please respect copyright.PENANADPGJFXhcL2
社長小跑步來到冬學姐身旁,把手放在冬學姐的肩膀上。86Please respect copyright.PENANADjsrjQRrGg
「小……春?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAsYOslFMHt1
冬學姐抬起頭,淚汪汪地看向社長。86Please respect copyright.PENANAKxBFYujYON
「別忘了!妳可是社團的賣肉擔當啊!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAG8NqlCqZsT
「社長在胡說八道什麼啊啊啊啊啊!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAe0tkg42pDh
對社長抱有期待的我真是傻瓜。86Please respect copyright.PENANAkK7ZBJ9K1P
「才不是胡說八道!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAOcXdjLxC49
社長猛然轉頭,正經八百地駁斥我說:86Please respect copyright.PENANA451LKz7tDm
「社團要是沒有一個有料的,封面跟彩頁能看嗎?輕小說的好壞可是全部取決於它的插圖啊!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAynFEQAboXy
「別把作者寫在後記的東西當真啊!輕小說的本質還是文字啦!」86Please respect copyright.PENANALuBPqMi2hx
我氣得把桌上看到一半的輕小說掃到地上,輕小說還很剛好地翻到插圖的那一頁。86Please respect copyright.PENANAEbg01VzR0c
「總之,冬妳那對雄偉的胸部,對動漫社是不可或缺的存在!儘管為妳的胸部感到自豪吧!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAQBbes7Ou5v
「為胸部……自豪?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAU7OFsurGRm
冬學姐眨了眨眼,低頭望向胸口。86Please respect copyright.PENANAVZP6sKDL9b
「冬學姐別聽社長亂講!學姐明明就還有很多優點!」 86Please respect copyright.PENANAVMGaMDPPeK
「哦?要是M君能想到胸部以外的優點,就儘管說說看啊!」86Please respect copyright.PENANALfBEN5Jo66
「社長不要老是開口閉口都是胸部啦!冬學姐當初到底是怎麼把社長當朋友的!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAyUz1PRJMdm
「那當然是因為——」86Please respect copyright.PENANAjVLamz6o1K
社長說到一半,我趕緊摀住她的嘴巴。86Please respect copyright.PENANAp0TJVFWlR9
要是社長再說下去,恐怕就要變成十八禁小說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAdzqbJFwtDf
「嗚咕嗚!嗚咕嗚咕!」86Please respect copyright.PENANADJyYCXYi4y
(翻譯:放開我!你這變態!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAMgYGCSXqTT
「小、小夏也有點好奇……社長跟冬學姐是怎麼認識的?」86Please respect copyright.PENANA4TeT8xV9ht
小夏放下手機,小心翼翼地舉手說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAdlIS4rLJOb
小夏的手機螢幕顯示著某個音樂遊戲的結算畫面,上頭的分數高得嚇人,讓人不禁再次對小夏的天然呆屬性感到好奇。但是比起手機遊戲,眼下還有個更讓人在意的東西。86Please respect copyright.PENANAo8h69ftCXu
「小夏也不知道社長跟冬學姐是怎麼認識的嗎?」我問。86Please respect copyright.PENANAqr0rn00ns8
雖然小夏跟我一樣是一年級生,但我一直以為小夏知道的比我多。86Please respect copyright.PENANAMpQNxCOpij
就在我跟小夏對話分心時,一股痛楚從手指傳來,我低頭一看,才發現上頭是社長的齒痕。86Please respect copyright.PENANANJDjPSXGil
「這是你對社長不敬的報應!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAQECFsNU8h7
社長的臉鼓得跟氣球一樣,咬牙切齒地說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAy1r5enuwB2
「哪有人用咬的啦!小孩子嗎?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAlfW5YaPrjT
「不准說我是小孩子!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAixHtIk0UZY
「小孩子才會咬人吧!」86Please respect copyright.PENANArCF5mAqbu9
就在我和社長互瞪彼此、誰也不讓誰的時候,冬學姐突然出現在我們中間,用彷彿地獄發出的恐怖聲音說:86Please respect copyright.PENANAcZVlZyu4rZ
『不可以……吵架。』86Please respect copyright.PENANAHEo13p3sQV
社長和我臉上瞬間爬滿冷汗,同時擺出敬禮的姿勢,說:86Please respect copyright.PENANA1UUvwVO9wf
「「遵、遵命!」」86Please respect copyright.PENANA8epdKpdzbd
見狀的冬學姐這才滿意地點了點頭,坐回原位。
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86Please respect copyright.PENANALmyRiDDpfj
多虧冬學姐出面制止,社團終於可以回到原本討論的主題──合宿。86Please respect copyright.PENANAvnAVvUUvMD
「那麼,先來決定下禮拜去哪裡合宿吧。」86Please respect copyright.PENANA4D6nZmznIH
社長坐在靠窗的寶座上,背對著夕陽光,翹著二郎腿說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAXSpc1XQiba
「下禮拜就要去會不會有點趕啊?」我問。86Please respect copyright.PENANAlumEqhnlaN
「沒辦法啊!校慶就快到了,除了下禮拜就沒其他時間啦!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAVio3JFlSKa
「校、校慶有要做什麼嗎?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAGxC7BDw2BZ
小夏戰戰兢兢地舉手說。86Please respect copyright.PENANA0s1LpLMMCq
「本來是想等去合宿再想的……」社長說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAxZIBnEb4Cl
「那種事情才應該先想好吧!」我吐槽。86Please respect copyright.PENANApZG66eWtK8
「反正不管怎樣合宿一定要辦啦!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAUkXo08vHNs
「社長到底為什麼那麼執著於合宿……」86Please respect copyright.PENANAtQSRsdfnqK
「M君難道不想知道高中合宿是什麼感覺嗎?難道不想親身體驗校園動畫的生活嗎?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAInexMi17lY
社長再次把臉湊到我面前,用不輸小夏的圓滾滾大眼盯著我。86Please respect copyright.PENANADHZ3pcfhPW
「是不會不想啦……」86Please respect copyright.PENANAKf6HD60J5i
心虛如我,默默移開了目光。86Please respect copyright.PENANAbLxIADuMJ8
「對吧?那不就只能辦合宿了嗎?別忘了我們動漫社的宗旨可是過著動畫般的校園生活啊!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAqz2Q4zhaSf
「我贊成……小春。」86Please respect copyright.PENANANcMwELN9C6
原本保持沉默的冬學姐,突然舉手說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAD3sgds1G5w
「咦?冬學姐也想辦合宿嗎?可是那跟少年漫畫的修練篇是不一樣的東西喔!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAHk32HNpxrA
冬學姐點了點頭。86Please respect copyright.PENANAOBJ7oVcnPH
「沒……關係。」86Please respect copyright.PENANACjleYGujKp
「小、小夏也想去海邊練習唱歌跳舞!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAxbJhJuXOfV
小夏從座位猛然起身,高舉右手大喊。86Please respect copyright.PENANAhCiUy2yV08
「咦?小夏心目中的合宿原來是那個樣子嗎?這麼說來,剛才看妳玩的音樂遊戲好像也跟某知名偶像動畫有關?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAGD7aOs5PJg
「是的!小夏的夢想就是成為學●偶像拯救學校!」86Please respect copyright.PENANA7aUh6zSVH2
外表看起來人畜無害的小夏,口中吐出不得了的危險宣言。86Please respect copyright.PENANAxwP5A5HPKb
「別詛咒青山高中啊!我們學校還沒落魄到要靠九名少女來拯救!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAXwYJ4VEIQK
為了拯救心愛的學校,九名少女挺身而出,她們決定……成為偶像!86Please respect copyright.PENANAQmxWhnmpZS
我記得動畫的宣傳標語是這樣說的吧?86Please respect copyright.PENANAq45q0XfZxj
「也就是說要先廢校……對吧!」86Please respect copyright.PENANA1gjScScUfd
冬學姐兩眼閃閃發光,把手指捏的嘎嘎作響,彷彿重新找到人生意義。86Please respect copyright.PENANAlcJblY6EF2
「冬學姐妳那種廢校方式就算是●園偶像也拯救不了!得請專業的建築師偶像來才行!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAr8qhTKcxjU
「好吧!這次校慶就決定表演唱歌跳舞了!讓漫研的人見識咱們動漫社的真正力量吧! 」86Please respect copyright.PENANA8zjGmMMqfA
社長站起身,往桌上用力一拍,雙眼燃起熊熊火光。86Please respect copyright.PENANAieAetBZNQe
「咦咦咦咦咦咦咦?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAq6RdcPCaKc
「小夏贊成!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAfuWz3Jg8d0
「贊……成。」86Please respect copyright.PENANAgf1jp7RLAR
「大家先冷靜一下!姑且不提我們動漫社才五個人,其中一個還是隱藏社員。重點是我們中間還有一個男社員,也就是在下敝人我啊!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAEBfl4dT4W8
我指著自己,激動地說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAYTweyQ3auL
「只要可愛就沒問題了吧?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAc8ii6iHexj
社長聳了聳肩,一臉無所謂地說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAGPIvFzYbX0
「問題可大了!社長看過哪個女子偶像團體中間站男生的嗎?粉絲會暴動的啊!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAY8VsP2h3Y5
「Center的位置可不會交給你!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAvLEqhAUWkj
「沒人要跟妳爭啦!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAOorvwDgiKZ
「小、小夏也不會輸的!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAKMseUAepJ3
「小夏別燃起奇怪的競爭意識啊!情況越來越複雜了!」86Please respect copyright.PENANARD3LA8rBbq
「弱肉……強食!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAfcVGhOQ4XN
冬學姐右手握拳,一副躍躍欲試的樣子,但我總覺得冬學姐似乎誤會競爭的內容了。86Please respect copyright.PENANADWCI5qcUAs
「冬學姐,既然是學園●像,請用唱歌跳舞一決勝負!禁止使用暴力!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAuShewjkc2v
「既然決定校慶要做什麼了,那就出發吧!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAESrNDfL9nY
社長抓起椅背上的書包,朝社辦教室的門口走去。86Please respect copyright.PENANArreAcypuHz
「出發?要去哪裡?」我問。86Please respect copyright.PENANAxtzu8DkfqH
「學生想要抱怨,也只能去一個地方吧?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAV6CbI8Tztx
「校長室嗎?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAKHTEEr2YCy
「明明就是學生會!學生手冊都讀到哪去了?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAO7kz5J6csv
「社長才是最沒資格說我的人!不過要找學生會幹嘛?」86Please respect copyright.PENANAx3W3FBWv6N
「當然是為了『這個』啦!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAZOjjdYqgsx
社長在胸前比了個象徵金錢的「三」的手勢,模樣就像市儈的商人。86Please respect copyright.PENANAD1fofM3BuB
「學生會的本分不是幫助有困難的學生嗎?既然如此,金援也當然包含在內吧?」86Please respect copyright.PENANArW2GLhlQ6P
「社長才給我回去重讀學生手冊!學生會最好會贊助這種事!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAANQWti6Mtg
「那不然就只好武力解決了。小夏,把鹽巴準備好!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAean2RFIYwz
「小夏遵命!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3G9Urxk1m
「到別人家裡灑鹽也太惡質了!清理很麻煩的啊!」86Please respect copyright.PENANAQ96TFN7d8P
「難得有機會,全員出動大鬧一場吧!順便把社團的狼牙棒拿出來!」86Please respect copyright.PENANASCNleOJGnQ
「動漫社才沒有那種東西!」86Please respect copyright.PENANA4ag7DcvsPo
我用最大的力氣吐槽,可惜聲音完全傳不進興沖沖跑出去的社長耳裡。86Please respect copyright.PENANA9wnqkpBhfp
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<To be continued...>