Not my translations except for the first one.
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"Villain I hath done thy mother"
Translation: I smashed your mom ;)
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"Out of my sight! thou dost infect mine eyes."
Translation: My eyes are contaminated simply by looking at you, so please leave.17Please respect copyright.PENANAWickOJkxAx
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"What, you egg?"17Please respect copyright.PENANAGq75Mpo2rp
Translation: You are an egg. I.e. oval shaped, boring, dull, stupid; without any defining features.17Please respect copyright.PENANAv04o6FgQRr
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“How now, thou crusty batch of nature! What’s the news?”
What’s up? You look hard and crumbly and generally pretty gross.17Please respect copyright.PENANAFkxfSKwhrl