得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5FIISoaNg
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRphERnpnwW
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助六：「不意外」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpdNMSd81i
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QxvnbUuSB
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyURguluR5i
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCjx4xaI9i
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprGHCIwCZ3
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其實我一早已經有答案。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N43hPDX3Z
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8qAqD5767
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8Lt0Teh1I
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3TFXEEOQn
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnTg11yfkN
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「放心啦大家！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBn97U3VKo
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jFqcX0C72
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUfIYy1fR1
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ceWWjhXZX
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8XJC4XTs2
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh9oNSR2AE
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTGVoSOs7Y
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqWvWu41Ay
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2BrK4FqfD
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助六：「😳」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGkTov9pge
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我：「。。。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJKMtR7Pcn
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEObyr56FS
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNqcVf6a4M
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeCO3tAwPJ
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPoKzdB5ji
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3C5btXQQ95
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyeSkgfeWh
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpYI1cGeKo
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi28gNoM9P
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbT036HI1h
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZNDgbm4tc
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCrluCyb7n
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助六：「主人😖」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNuYwRcyKx
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfOJMNPWnH
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我：「屌你哋。。。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmcBWBgZG6
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAWGHWhnot
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「掛住主人😳」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOmPc8YllX
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVucqUHGfX4
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNNyIWXrAj
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa58sw8NiUW
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRkCIqM8zV
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtYPK60xMr
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UBmkquTk6
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「屌佢老母！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04xXrTBeEI
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvEHZvUaY1
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUWGhBubp2
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWywy4Ke3Y
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMOuvoQ9BC
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmjPfTGl8Y
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOersGmfxM
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAorTqVnaQo
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBhbJw1CEC
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
