得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jQKeaxqwS
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGJqhnNKWE
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助六：「不意外」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjnQLZnvbl
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3QuJHiqNJ
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxrj5hvEFE
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9DcCWzy3R
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3E6zbL7dW
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其實我一早已經有答案。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXWDHLDe4n
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpeiEGWnEX
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvabTN5y0P
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwOLhbwTZF
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO4sqRK0t5
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「放心啦大家！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBk2ctvuRh
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfW5xbfAWO
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxQQNWr56A
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kfRDmdJD9
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTCZJbDil3
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSAvYkSkGF
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflcdTHYkDT
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAloYB3QFpX
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiapO10uKj5
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助六：「😳」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHedE3IblqT
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我：「。。。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlLDcBXA7D
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGgYkBL2qI
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PcSC24rTr
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvVWpuEIoU
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuOzNicmeH
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNii3P3gLz
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv45YUmmg06
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKk2yfdGbO
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvynIyS1ZYe
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxmNF60rTN
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvRgZfemkr
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc6NL1X24V
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助六：「主人😖」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIaACv1KwC
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahs4CO6L3s
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我：「屌你哋。。。」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgcXEUmO3f
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0Stf3yy2e
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「掛住主人😳」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFadbYBoRM
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJJLwxYlDl
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21Qfh5ZKbP
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7R2JunMl6
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzsuF2g96T
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZGsrIdedn
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7idzGXItk
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「屌佢老母！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1SbLknKpq
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAbuGfpaFC
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc26sOetzu6
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tfBHPbYIA
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh22MXJEVXJ
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4WksQbzcN
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHarmuDsbbz
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSKSK9SOka
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」560Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8X4DBC178
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
