得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj91xZ6EdA
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvRZyLrQNz
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助六：「不意外」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRLHj0vFyO
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tW07k8TMU
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54BTVghsLM
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wZo1C1jRB
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxygVM7f8eO
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其實我一早已經有答案。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpex2TnH2xt
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioj3DoCl7Q
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrkbaMTH0E
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIBTAXO1N1
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQy88dAwk80
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「放心啦大家！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6LKcIxSau
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrDdDqAx3q
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT4CYVA05Y
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSXA3Oip5t
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOwH18NegU
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12sPNtfDkT
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUyDd8Dos3
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q9h3jbM07
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjev8qzTunW
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助六：「😳」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WU43BC3iN
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我：「。。。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxWri38Bxo
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYDBUQGPxN
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsJuQfqNWA
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y5vT4heIT
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuQDlbrCM9
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uklmlrvHE
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadZO1uDXE9
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAgD8kpx1j
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl7e4joW8n
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eksonvBX4
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kbMwj3ayI
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg32QKpo3R
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助六：「主人😖」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx303JablEc
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwXc6WBQzJ
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我：「屌你哋。。。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1zggoLwgI
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRqS4UpasI
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「掛住主人😳」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2UfhbDQ49
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehWiUsPdeh
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSfboQZPGe
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIzAR4ECGn
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQQDHLVgVT
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL0tjCT1Iu
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZmiOAyKFL
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「屌佢老母！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY35QNhOwfu
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJFtqpLtIi
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM65yYbUDY
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDu9lvquaX
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UQnemxMWq
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVVVi6OdfB
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbK1IWwxoT
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w5lSI3Xp4
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztUlXJBSzA
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
