得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS1R97qJsW
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyemaewWOjr
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助六：「不意外」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6knUtnqON
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzLzf04mKp
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrInqLF0iQ
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZF00a4738
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbBmCGp3H4
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其實我一早已經有答案。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws48sRPaig
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxQ2UYNjtV
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrKSWxXi5n
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR9RqXfNov
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fj2Q4cb1y
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「放心啦大家！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgRbSYrbOZ
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVSZ5VY0Zp
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pf8AtVeFH
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4mLjfbf8a
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVIPka4PAJ
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJfdEGYhgu
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5oqX4JsVh
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkXaX1I6Z3
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgb6lt4Art
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助六：「😳」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmi4wdX13H
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我：「。。。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aiFlrhCW3
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16Kc0bTpRW
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCekKxYXNvJ
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgburTJYJ02
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGN9oIIlQDs
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTMOPPCTID
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrPEulEwFe
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXup5Kr0Laz
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSEpCrCeEP
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHq1ZQL49RK
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfSwi4F1rC
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI6UzOtk42
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助六：「主人😖」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KgQeAwPdE
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ7s8JLiUg
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我：「屌你哋。。。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSotyMOSgxO
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAfsKOqf7D
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「掛住主人😳」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE4n3CxyIQ
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tsLA5aMAO
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4X4N7G0C1f
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NNdvIf8p6
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ppbi2xznf
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDCdjP26Gf
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBOyvz1ZPn
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「屌佢老母！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZpAz9YZJ7
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOmKMnOsvN
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKQQ1KeyNY
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6yk5NVo96
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vckNaxqCr
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JTarP9v1u
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoqPlZIj58
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDWd0fDbWJ
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67xPyLzJAc
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
