得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2qCTYBCTG
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AT9VsGfdu
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助六：「不意外」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhLkUWfRCT
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HCBuwPQaJ
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK392AaGv9G
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalvYflYowy
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3J0oVlW5G
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其實我一早已經有答案。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk2StwrvgZ
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfcOpwbtBK
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Yp37i9IEC
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xqlBmOkfY
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdnTTPbdHi
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「放心啦大家！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoKm0ppng4
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNhiqE9GXT
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISEwQXGkMK
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFALl5YxQ3
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx1wFtNUR6
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhgLZY4nK8
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcEdNyXWRl
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA9l8G7Poh
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RYDzYy1p8
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助六：「😳」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAeTPo31k1
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我：「。。。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbvag4vaWY
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTZgTsZaEG
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyvyp2NtOD
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00dFIGF08f
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXjxAE7uir
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOCUkZIFTP
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFXLfPbrEN
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoos65WLsD
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Tixe4WT0s
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzUQB7d0lH
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehLPuX2EPc
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5J5zYR1rA
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助六：「主人😖」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbNw28ZF9G
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIrJ6U9Fai
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我：「屌你哋。。。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlSz4PXUAH
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp1Ttx6987
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「掛住主人😳」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VeOCdEUij
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj7T3oUICh
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZKZ8jIoRa
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCKR5bCWGA
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AmDXnZvLn
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUAt9V7oz8
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiDV7ZTrri
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「屌佢老母！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAllCGbVpMC
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumPv4iFjIL
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNEb8C4xL4
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDiBT3f9FO
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5f2eJYVAfO
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviW5NL0ZmU
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr4dchuqC5
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWULXRHxR36
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetPFJi36MB
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
