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剛聽完亞瑟會長講完話的日狼，在自己門前常嘆了一口氣，然後打開自己房間的門，開始每日晚間的例行公事。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCChT0Kiwl
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但是——151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRIOnsne8T
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嗯嗯，明明打開的是自己的房門，卻發現又有人在裡面霸佔他的床鋪，而且還不是自己的女友拉普拉斯，也不是自己的分身趁日狼不在時偷睡，也不是他養的寵物詹姆斯再進行抗議。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9bhwmNgwu
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闖入者正在床鋪上練習跳躍，很明顯的看的到一根紅色呆毛在搖晃。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxT4ZMZGOVZ
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「額……植人醬……不要在我床上跳好嘛……」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEyEtAYnRz
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZo4WMh50D
植人醬手上拿小小日狼，一邊在日狼的床鋪上跳，一邊用很堅定的口氣對剛回到房間的日狼大喊。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrURRjj9VCd
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubs9pwIHeq
「不，我絕對不會讓你對我的小日狼公仔，咬掉他的頭！！！絕對不！」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoTS1mxiAA
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaH0PK8iTW
植人醬又來找日狼麻煩了，日狼如此理解。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCTIeJDSYZ
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJeP9yE6Up
「我不是說過了嗎？如果我要取得分身的記憶就得把分身和我混在一起。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJNbmKyoCE
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2XXIahwBR
日狼站在門口那，一邊關門，一邊嘆氣，然後發現角落他的分身倒在那邊，已經成為植人醬練劍的對象，被砍成不知道該如何形容的樣子，四分五裂還不足以形容這慘狀，然後沒有望見詹姆斯的影子，連鼠窩的墊子都被搬走了，不知跑到哪去，日狼想著，詹姆斯該不會打包離家出走吧……但植人醬沒有給日狼思考的時間，意志堅決的喊叫。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhPSInGinD
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuyTMZm4Vg
「不管！在我看來那動作，無論怎麼看都是違反勇者的道義，身為勇者就是要阻止這種事情發生。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYHORXm8lH
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi3689Kvsa
「那都是我好嗎，別鬧了，植人醬。」日狼嘆了一口氣，無奈地表示。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbvXaUPzhP
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXasHvV7gd
「不要，你還會在嘴裡嚼嚼嚼，你知不知道想像那畫面多麼的……」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT1bVsgqMp
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSoaiG6Uh4
「你可以不要看啊……」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxXGVWdadF
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKEGXEQhqK
「不行！阻止【魔王】作亂，是身為勇者的本份。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhymu5o9WQB
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggx3LfQobZ
「尤其是你還把那麼可愛的小小日狼，用那種方法給吃掉，已經達成了《勇者協會手冊》第四十七頁，第１３１條規定，虐待或殺害小動物的【魔王】，可以直接殲滅。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5RnYWfbuu
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyoppiaXZ9
「拜託……就只是把黏土嚼一嚼混在一起，然後喀吱喀吱吞下去而已。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rwp75NHq5
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyAnqKpA8x
「不行！！」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mMJxOUZ3y
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0FJKGDAvD
此時，日狼感嘆地向植人提出心中的疑問。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU6NJceB3x
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GUutu5CoS
「植人醬，你一直以來到底把我當【勇者夥伴】還是【魔王】？」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf0voxBai4
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajfni3iGn8
「兩者都是，而且你【魔王】的身分，還被記錄在勇者征討名單上中，雖然是舊名字，即使躲過我的制裁，但這並不代表其他勇者不能來殲滅你。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgbSZXi3D9
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此刻，日狼突然撲了過去，想搶奪植人醬手上的小小日狼，只不過被植人醬輕鬆的閃過，頭撞到牆壁扁了。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kqq1aFisC
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1it1Fa0DYo
「只不過……」植人思考了一下。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbZXPHrwVN
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLv9RRgZKhw
「只不過什？」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zu2ottDme
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ3aiWMR12
「你現在在勇者手冊上，已經被標記成戰鬥廢材，而且還不會死，我想……大概沒其他勇者對呆狼感興趣，就算吃飽沒事幹，也不會來找你。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UchZMfjTi
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlwuJKrLrm
日狼甩晃了一下頭，又變回正常的樣子。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UHs3LNjsg
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz16Raqzso
「額……勇者手冊那邊怎麼樣，那都不重要，趕快把小小日狼給我啦。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn9ZsivPa9
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzpFo54VAI
「不行！！！想從勇者手上拿東西，就打贏我吧！！！」植人醬大聲喊叫著。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mFYBtCaDH
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrf3mdi6jv
「這樣好麻煩喔，就不能直接給嗎？！我是你夥伴耶？」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUyfN5DIss
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U21xWtVLG
「你是魔王，我是勇者。沒辦法。」植人醬一副天經地義宣示。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8L5ylO3q0
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RW7U5kr5Z
「那你覺得我有甚麼可以贏你？！就比那個吧！」日狼垂下耳朵。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9f9DhCllO
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1zxPP4QZR
「我思考一下。」植人醬停止了在床上跳躍，陷入了思考狀態。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJvwoJrhuE
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhMFn4Vr3I
大約過五分鐘，這五分鐘日狼仍不放棄武力搶奪，但每次都以身體扁掉失敗告終。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwV2WOXUEE
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4V1Os9usR
「有了！！」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcj0rm9UEt
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8rDMbALbx
植人醬高興地大聲嚷嚷，像是想到甚麼般，開始笑了一下，然後非常正經的慢慢說了一個名詞。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85rAcHTJL8
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4jlCY0nPc
「呆毛對戰！！！」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEkrmCSTDO
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqEe5m0ldD
「那又是蝦小？！」日狼愣住，聽著植人醬在床上解釋。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9u51uexOj
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bcVy5gfT7
「那是前陣子在民間很流行的比賽，現在已經被列入每年舉辦一次【星運】的比賽項目，很受歡迎說。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vz4BeSl7j
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI9qNUKqQR
「所以那到底是甚麼比賽？！」日狼不懂繼續追問著。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUuRZN1I9Q
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiQEnJlT19
「就是呆毛啦！呆狼！你不會連呆毛都不知道喔？」植人醬對著日狼大聲嚷嚷。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLCBEUGV0r
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbAe3KImV7
「你可以當我不知道了。」日狼表示。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEiaKztLSP
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjn9DqFxuR
「呆狼。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIMfl6dlJk
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQWe1BU8dI
植人醬順口表示，然後兔耳抖了幾下，頭髮正中央，翹出了一搓毛，對著日狼講。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrznaaUILv
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7Dat6tPrz
「你看我，我示範給你看，這就是呆毛。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakE3OmiWsA
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsWG3jRonL
日狼眼睛瞪得很大，下巴不自覺抬高，完全呆滯的狀態，聽著植人醬繼續講解。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSgySnq5fN
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwazYVvffwW
「呆毛可以這樣。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSwZG1WpEW
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe3YuNTPbx
植人醬頭上呆毛正高速的旋轉，那速度已經跟直升機的螺旋槳差不多了。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQthNLMksMS
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBV5fjWNFO
「只不過我太重了，飛不起來。」植人醬幽默地自嘲著，然後繼續補充。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaJiV0N1dh
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TUg299WQr
「聽說有些人的還可以當天線用，可以接收一些莫名其妙的訊號。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtEdoQ39w3
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObxHYSZNqd
「額……植人醬。」日狼此時舉手，植人醬看見了。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKbMhVwYVd
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPRYIHBhFw
「嗯？有何問題。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuF4lvsGns
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTC1cPAncMn
「你有沒有想過，我哪來的呆毛跟你對打？」日狼吐槽。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JN8Ft0zxu
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ987cKWmMYQ
「簡單，自己捏一個，反正你都成了黏土怪了。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLEGlFPoyc
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa52KT6NaA
頓時之間，植人醬頭上的呆毛，又縮了回去頭髮之間，然後另一搓呆毛浮了上來，這個呆毛頓時做了個行雲流水般的武功架式，植人醬然後催促著日狼。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS27asaW9m
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjomzQ7WVf
「快啦，我都弄給你看了。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qFbWhhkDL
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7XiEFue8j
「一定要嗎？！我覺得無論如何我都打不贏耶！？能不能直接把小小日狼給我，然後我不用咬的總行了吧？」日狼又再度的傻愣住。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6QRrgtkAf
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnNrXzCjal
「那你說說你要怎辦。」植人醬反問道。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJOQqw6biL
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7poSjFwxz
「反正都是黏土，我揉進身體裡，跟直接咬掉都是一樣的。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8olzaWS88n
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRqCkLdRzf
日狼提出了方法，植人思考了下表示。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDt8IU2Ngj
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwmk2M8Gp4
「嗯，那就揉進身體裡吧，這我還可以接受。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UDXy4JyOA
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUTeocNp19
接著植人醬把小小日狼，扔了過去。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEdICK717p
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但是——151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQwKt2xlag
日狼一接到手，很順口地咬了下去，然後喀吱喀吱，就像咬零嘴般的自然，咀嚼了幾下，吞了下去。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAbJI59cBl
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmStOWE3aS6
阿！慘了。日狼如此心想，然後望向那豎起紅色兔耳朵的植人醬，開始集氣。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYc2MAg9mtb
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfPrSjFATE
「日狼……」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZagjHA5xT
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOYBhEyxYI
植人醬全身冒出憤怒的鬥氣，頭上出現了無數個青筋。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MKKF1IQn2
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOezbvlNKf
「死狼魔王，終於露出原型了齁。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwRLJy8eNN
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn696pMVMb
「啊……我想我今天可能要被分成很多個黏土塊了。」此時日狼喃喃自語著。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pPEnRWbrn
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8bsJkrAAa
日狼眼睜睜的看見無數個劍刃之氣，朝他自己飛來，穿過他的身軀，劃過他的四肢，切過他的狼耳朵和狼尾巴，他突然領悟分身的無法用言語形容的慘狀是怎麼來的了，像是看開了說了句。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmo21cGBRZ
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma9QEfOddV
「安息吧，我。」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08kNjEq1Sq
151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIClDZvfhDZ
日狼的房間內傳出狼魔王的一陣襖襖哀嚎。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTznJukKdQ
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