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小時候，你是否有過東西亂扔，被長輩教訓的記憶？376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqh50bVqxo
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玩具、娃娃、小汽車、書本丟不見了，找不著了，就會被教訓說：「難道書會自己長腳跑掉不成！」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAiAvJWR7q
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在書店裡，還真有這種「自己長腳跑掉的書」。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZokwu45UE
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店員茶葉蛋和店員艾莉兒曾負責童書區，童書區是很混亂的一區，一般成人看的書區也有被亂放的時候，大人們書本亂放往往是順手擺在顯眼位置，但是小孩子的書本亂放，是上天下地任我遨遊，有縫就插，沒縫還是插，奉行沒路走就自己開創。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecUX3JGqaE
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在童書區，書本被亂擺是日常風景。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSQ15Zi6ql
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當中卻有那麼一本書，在亂世之中長年位居亂王之王寶座。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykooTlojsH
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這則故事是關於小天下出版的童書繪本《我的老師是怪獸！（不，我不是！）》。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZD2hs7zU2
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這是一本永遠不在原處的繪本，只因它實在太受小孩子歡迎，每個經過的孩子都要拿起來翻幾下，翻完後彷彿被施展魔法般失憶幾分鐘前所有記憶，想不起原本從哪裡拿的。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9E5wwTrCH
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某日，又是一大群孩子肆虐完童書區後，店員茶葉蛋照例來巡視童書區，把被買走的書補上新的，整理被弄亂的書本。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOl0iyVfcx
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「玩具好亂喔，小朋友又亂放了，咦？這裡怎麼卡了一本書，啊！怪獸老師又是你！」茶葉蛋從兒童玩具區撈出被亂放的《我的老師是怪獸》，順手將它擺回小天下出版社的書區。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1NkXzIYj2
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約莫一小時後。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0Zhvsuu5o
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已經把書區整理過一遍的茶葉蛋從洗手間出來，他低頭看手錶，心想：時間好像差不多了。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS37G5k3FA
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於是繞路過去看看小天下出版社書區的架上。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMG7YM7pSw
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茶葉蛋忍不住笑出來，「噗......果然怪獸老師又跑掉了。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvXh5SqDHt
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沒錯，那本《我的老師是怪獸》又不見了。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw9IsloxEL
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茶葉蛋晃了一圈後，從小麥田出版社的書區找到《我的老師是怪獸》，再把它放回架上。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtMh2R8ZCE
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五分鐘後。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vvEfAxgfz
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店員艾莉兒也去整理書區，她回來後和茶葉蛋說：「我剛剛在維京出版社的繪本區找到《我的老師是怪獸》。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aHHmkfTav
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「不是吧，我才剛把它放回家而已。」茶葉蛋哭笑不得，「視線才移開幾分鐘，怪獸老師又長腳跑了。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMluMYr4RDK
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怪獸老師落跑的足跡遍佈整個童書區。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK3tcuFnBG
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它曾在世一圖書的箱子裡，曾在風車圖書的架子上，曾在親子教養類型書區的第二層櫃子中，也曾偷偷混在兒童有聲書檯子區。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVah0BJ9kxj
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它每一次失蹤，店員茶葉蛋和艾莉兒就得到處去找它，往往找回來沒多久，視線才剛挪開，轉眼它又跑掉了。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXSBrTLwAV
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《我的老師是怪獸》是一本很可愛的繪本，封面畫了一頭綠色恐龍，臭著臉，手插腰的模樣，像極了每個人童年陰影裡的老師。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCi8zQxYQS
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書中的主角小羅有一位很嚴厲的老師柯比，柯比老師上課時總是大吼大叫，要他們安靜，不准他們講話，不准他們玩紙飛機。某次小羅在課外時遇見柯比老師，他與柯比老師一同坐在公園長椅上，小羅第一次發覺，柯比老師沒有像以往一樣變成怪獸大吼大叫，他看起來就像尋常人。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIc0aNLCe8
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如果將書翻到背面看，會發現張牙舞爪的怪獸老師，其實也只是平凡人而已。曾經以為的恐怖大怪獸，說不定只是還不夠了解對方。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9BoGIbmI1
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書店裡總是自己逃跑的繪本，也不是真的發生靈異故事。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerT7Q921gO
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僅僅是因為，孩子們非常愛這本書。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2tq9E9K7k
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