呢一日，於中環碼頭，背住夕陽，我鼓起勇氣，向心儀嘅對象表白：157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8qPe5DwSK
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「Emily，我鍾意你，請問你可唔可以做我女朋友？」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivSFzF7Pvb
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「下？我有男朋友啦喎。」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV9KTSUvD6
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「下？你有男朋友？咁你又同我出街睇戲食飯？」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXDjnGJiVo
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「我當你朋友渣嘛。」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqfMxFuSky
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「朋友？即係…即係『兵』？」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxMU17aijV
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「拿，我無咁講過，係你自己認架渣。」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8GWKg2ZBt
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「……」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZTpa2XOo7
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我無嘢好講，枉我付出咗咁多心機、時間同金錢，到頭來原來又係做人隻「兵」。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoWkFWMJKy
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「你睇，我男朋友嚟接我啦，係咁先啦byebye！」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfAIx4u3YR
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Emily孭住我送俾佢嘅LV袋，大搖大擺咁坐上一架名貴嘅保時捷跑車，然後拂塵而去。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GB30aXVjz
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為咗討好對方，我辛辛苦苦儲咗幾個月錢，買咗個名牌手袋送俾佢，到最後連手仔都拖唔到，認真失敗。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GPkcH8Ba9
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呢次已經唔知係我第幾次俾人拒絕，而身為一條毒撚，其實我都知自己條件唔好，所以都降低咗擇偶嘅要求。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgOowViGw2
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唔要樣靚大波長腿，淨係要大波，但結果都係唔得。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs0liuPLmI
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唔通…唔通我注定要攬住個飛機杯過世？157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT8RaabyRC
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點解我做人做到咁失敗？157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPqRbDHlOp
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明明大家都係男人，點解揸「波子」嗰條友就有得揸Emily對G奶，而我就無得揸？157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwt43W2lou
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點解有啲人天生高大靚仔有錢，食女多過食飯，但我就又窮又矮又柒，一條女都溝唔到？157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiARTwG940P
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點解上天咁唔公平？點解人地得到嘅嘢我得唔到？157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pfOAIXrR5
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點解啊？！157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiEBIpewTl
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我企喺碼頭嘅欄杆前，對住個海大聲嗌咗出嚟，發洩心中嘅鬱悶。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7OGB0COC4
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「鳩嗌係無用架。」突然間，有個人喺後面搭我膊頭。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FnCSR8wMC
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我嚇咗一跳，跟住想擰轉身睇下係咩人，點不知身體唔知發生咩事，竟然間完全郁唔到。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rAgZxOfEa
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「表白俾人拒絕，好唔開心呀？」 條友嘅聲線好低沉，應該係男人嚟。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZUu6MQm9g
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我嘗試郁動手腳，可惜卻唔成功，全身上下只係得返把口郁得到。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUxNNQdhrq
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我問對方：「你係咩人，做咩搭我膊頭？快啲縮手！」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvqMUUpBXb
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「我係魔鬼，我想同你做一場交易。」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWYUKErwMi
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「魔...魔鬼？你想做…做咩交易？」我俾佢嚇窒左。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte0lrSUoGH
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「我先問你，你係咪好想揸Emily對波，插佢個窿？」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZZBVZCvMb
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「你呢個問題…會唔會問得太直接？」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkb6gQ1CX9y
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「大家男人老狗，講嘢無謂轉彎抹角，你答我『係』定『唔係』就得啦。」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtJvBS1YrA
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「係就係，但咁又點？」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nUBpccnBn
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「只要我將『靜止之力』傳授俾你，莫講話Emily，世上任何女人你都可以得到。」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINaYniCydu
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「乜嘢係靜止之力？」我問。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOv171kjTP
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「『靜止之力』顧名思義就係令人身體靜止嘅能力，即係好似我依家掂住你咁，令到你唔郁得。」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmvexuQRCh
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對方向我解釋：「只要你將呢個能力運用喺Emily、又或者任何一個你鍾意嘅女性身上，咁你就可以對佢為所欲為，想點就點，只不過…」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLopA8XO2jv
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「不過咩呀？」我心急追問。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ312jJueefI
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「不過能力一旦發動後，你就必須屌嗰條女，而且一定要插夠一萬下先可以射，否則你就會死。而當你死左之後，你嘅靈魂就會屬於我。」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByWhhW4yyr
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「一萬下？」157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L8K9JcnF8
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