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No Plagiarism!FI20bUmhSSmO6c7Lkv5Iposted on PENANA 是咁的,我係某個貴族後代,當今皇上似乎有龍陽之好,年少無知嘅我喺呢個亂世,只好滿足庸才昏君嘅怪癖,用我卑微的人生拯救百姓於水深火熱中。8964 copyright protection414PENANAmWO4FiuwXk 維尼
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我,利用天生的優勢,順利在楚懷王身邊成為一位大臣。8964 copyright protection414PENANAusP9STXUDJ 維尼
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你處理國事,你摸我大髀,我忍。8964 copyright protection414PENANAC2hnx9RvPh 維尼
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「講多兩句就話我串你,晚晚我哋兩個間房都燈火通明,晚晚!橋就我度,女就你屌?」8964 copyright protection414PENANAPeItcczpRx 維尼
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「你而家仲要聽班蛋散講,覺得我係花瓶,話我無所事事,好呀你咪流放我囉,留返班freerider係啲旁邊囉。」 8964 copyright protection414PENANAu2VjOxN00Z 維尼
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「凸楚懷王凸,烏龜王八蛋X#Y」我在草紙上亂畫一通,發洩一頓後,收好了給予楚懷王的辭職信。 8964 copyright protection414PENANAO2j9XBcPSK 維尼
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好辛苦,呢份工我都係做唔落去……「長太息以掩涕兮,哀民生之多艱。」平凡人生活真係好難。418Please respect copyright.PENANAE9kGak3cHp
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我原本以為擺脫官場黑暗,可以追求到一點純真的愛情。8964 copyright protection414PENANAZZXmXGl1tD 維尼
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楚懷王那個王八蛋,竟然到處誣捏我……8964 copyright protection414PENANAiWEMeqYdCZ 維尼
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我明明係一日沖三次涼嘅整潔男仔…… 8964 copyright protection414PENANAtPsaQ5Y02T 維尼
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「聽講嗰個就係亂搞男女關係……一晚三次嗰個……」經過我身旁的女子也露出異樣的目光,捂著嘴竊竊私語。8964 copyright protection414PENANAM1tm03scAF 維尼
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「涼呀!係一晚三次涼!!」我激動的回應,她們卻像個醉漢亂衝亂笑 8964 copyright protection414PENANAShvJzlHMXi 維尼
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「唔緊要,冷靜呀屈原,舉世皆濁我獨清,眾人皆醉我獨醒。深呼吸。」8964 copyright protection414PENANAzI2dLzocZO 維尼
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此處不留人自有留人處,今日我一定可以!8964 copyright protection414PENANAneSoRVtcwA 維尼
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「講下你有咩優點? 有冇樓,有冇馬,有冇車?」媒人托著下巴問著我 8964 copyright protection414PENANA8OTpKWKFQw 維尼
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「樓馬車?」我漸漸低頭看著身無分文的自己……8964 copyright protection414PENANArP4tWdAra5 維尼
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楚懷王酒池肉林,笑意吟吟的豬頭樣不斷在我腦海中出現……8964 copyright protection414PENANALhzhfAceOM 維尼
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「都係因為佢……點解我咁靚仔一條女都冇,點解我咁有才華一啲盤川都冇!?」8964 copyright protection414PENANAiMmJc7ulmk 維尼
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「呀呀呀呀呀,食屎狗!!!」我激動的拍著檯面8964 copyright protection414PENANAJAyGgojdPT 維尼
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「你……你冷靜啲先啦! 不如講下你有咩其他優點?」媒人雙手顫抖著8964 copyright protection414PENANAfkULxfcIaR 維尼
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「唔需要,庸脂俗粉……雖遠必誅!」我冷靜下來轉身便走8964 copyright protection414PENANAX0PJF2gePl 維尼
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「公子,你冇事吖嘛!?」媒人看著漸行漸遠的我在喃喃自語。8964 copyright protection414PENANAvTUptLNkf4 維尼
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「明明我做女子,美貌都畀你哋優勝……」我看著池中在我旁邊嬉水的女子們,燻蹄肉手,水袋熊腰,樣貌跟一隻龍馬似的四隻四不像。418Please respect copyright.PENANAL9EqZU0WPr
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「芳與澤其雜糅兮,羌芳華自中出。」芳香與污穢雜混一起……呵呵,現在知道誰優勝吧。8964 copyright protection414PENANAEwHi798Izv 維尼
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注視著眼前的女子們,我不禁流下了一滴男子淚……418Please respect copyright.PENANALpzH1XdMaK
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其中一個,居然是相親時第一個嫌棄我的人,她憑什麼嫌棄我?8964 copyright protection414PENANAVjBCnRC6LH 維尼
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隨著其中一女子回頭,尖叫一聲後,方圓百里的草叢湧出無數男子將我團團包圍8964 copyright protection414PENANAW2OaBPkURY 維尼
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女子指著我說道「就係呢個人,男扮女裝,偷窺我地!!」 8964 copyright protection414PENANAvWzHpm4kpz 維尼
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「淫賊,納命來。」他們把我圍到河邊……8964 copyright protection414PENANAXUe6fVopn1 維尼
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直至橋樑的邊緣,我終於忍夠了,不知為何此刻很想大笑……8964 copyright protection414PENANATTvTnb7DbN 維尼
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「滄浪之水清兮,可以濯吾纓。滄浪之水濁兮,可以濯吾足……」8964 copyright protection414PENANAf2TWhl4xjz 維尼
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「楚懷王這種小人當道,憑什麼我這種君子卻被你們誣捏? 也罷了……」8964 copyright protection414PENANAA4IudwQSLT 維尼
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「你們都是沒種的人,昏君當道一聲不發,連自己所求也不敢說出口!」8964 copyright protection414PENANAAmTCuIcnYM 維尼
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「我跟你們不一樣,我敢發聲! 」8964 copyright protection414PENANAbKTWozwBIW 維尼
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「我今生一直保持童貞,若有來世我願成為一隻種馬,死而無憾。」說罷我便跳下河。8964 copyright protection414PENANAJRxy49YrgI 維尼
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將屈原圍着的男姓紛紛發出驚嘆「好一個淫賊,敢作敢為,有種!」418Please respect copyright.PENANACzkfGksKbB
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男丁們站在原地反省「比起他,鬼鬼祟祟賊喊捉賊的我們,簡直禽獸不如……」418Please respect copyright.PENANAq2EjGo4gKp
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「他是真正的英雄,敢於發聲的英雄!!」片刻後,各大男丁為了致敬他的行為,搬來幾大籮肉粽,朝著江中投去。8964 copyright protection414PENANAxCkBw6rnGQ 維尼
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「屈原,你有粽!」8964 copyright protection414PENANA88BxGXn2tS 維尼
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「有粽!!」男生們豪情地喊著8964 copyright protection414PENANAqH1ozJJC4a 維尼
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原本被偷窺的女子們,亦紛紛加入。8964 copyright protection414PENANAp9AZ1jB9qh 維尼
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其中一人問「 你是被他的豪言壯語感動到嗎?」8964 copyright protection414PENANAQRjzLfxEeN 維尼
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女子搖搖頭「 不是, 我只是想吸引江中的大魚順勢把那個變態吃掉。」8964 copyright protection414PENANAqI3ey1ydua 維尼
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「 難道你被他感動到了嗎?」女子反問8964 copyright protection414PENANAQZX8cIQLjo 維尼
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原本發問的女子也搖搖頭「我只是怕他死不眼閉,成為餓水鬼,現在供奉一下他,避免他冤魂不散。」8964 copyright protection414PENANARaVMPdCewG 維尼
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這種人真的太可怕, 以後每年還是來祭奠一次好了......8964 copyright protection414PENANAYe37VIBK99 維尼
屈原,抱歉。我也不知道為什麼會想出這些東西來:>8964 copyright protection414PENANA8MI8N8alvF 維尼
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