1/6236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI4FXRMI6t
大學路88巷的巷尾藏著一家不起眼的八零年代風格懷舊早午餐店。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVUQYFEYod
店裡一張擺飾用的木長凳上放著一個義美蛋捲的鐵盒子。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31bZRZP17I
鐵盒子旁放著幾疊莫蘭迪色系方形色卡讓人寫。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY0UQYyZet
寫好就放進鐵盒子裡。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPi2rGUHgxw
滿了的盒子就堆在長凳下。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmywFqQgOc
一般來說，每週會滿一次。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPID5haU0zO
2/6236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax6D2S5EtK
受是店裡的常客，他常常留言，但從來不拿空白色卡寫，他會直接揀選鐵盒子裡的紙卡回覆別人已經寫在紙上的留言。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28wItCiWFZ
這些留言分成兩大類：祈禱交到男女朋友的交友卡和希望願望成真的許願卡。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTfQkiLJF6
受一般都無視前者，專挑後者，回覆一些祝福或鼓勵的話語。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoRJZXUkm9
3/6236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pr89bNoVp
週六早晨。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0ZmhY1RtT
今天受在店裡等著慢不拉基的店員送餐，疊著腿坐在木長凳的一端，挑揀著鐵盒子裡的卡片。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjgrJc6VWM
有一張交友卡吸引了他的注意力。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjFj6Zy0qr
"失戀人類專線，讓專線人員直球打醒失戀的你。"236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2np1o5kWU
端正的字跡，荒謬的話語。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Lkx01v6Bq
「有趣。」236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZF78zb8CO
受掏出運動外套裡的手機，按著色卡上寫的手機號碼撥過去。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXlMhCVOOK
手機響了兩三聲後，對面傳來幾聲慵懶而低沉的悶哼，似乎是剛起床神智不清。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qHzUrPalS
「請問是失戀人類專線嗎？」236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuWlLHxHf4
「什麼？」236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHaOY3yk9N
「失戀人類專線。」236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KWU1RCcyo
「不是。」236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT36DaJgUHy
「這樣啊。」受結束通話，拿筆在色卡上劃掉電話號碼，附註：不要打，假的。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TZEp3pVCy
4/6236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwO2NuZnMR
又是一個週六早晨。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74MKEOZBkf
同樣的坐姿，同樣的揀選標準，受在這禮拜的鐵盒裡又看見了那張色卡。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlqum7C6en
"失戀人類專線，讓專線人員直球打醒失戀的你。"236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPb7DrdVr0
這次還是相同的手機號碼。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRhPBkzSrc
受本來想直接劃掉，但看在這字跡端正的份上，又打了一次。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f2CF5LUlb
這次只響了一聲，還是那個男人，不過語氣精神不少。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF69gqcxKyi
「失戀人類專線您好，敝姓吳，很高興為您服務。」236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UQSGBOq3Y
「這樣啊。」受結束通話，拿筆在色卡上的電話號碼後面打了個勾。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvlD0nCf5G
5/6236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOte5Rd3FS2
又又是一個週六早晨。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4TJnyHJ9c
同樣的坐姿，同樣的揀選標準，受在這禮拜的鐵盒裡又看見了那張色卡。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwa1ICIVE2
"失戀人類專線，讓專線人員直球打醒失戀的你。"236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rsUKnjjfx
又是同樣的手機號碼。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR9pHCXjDx
受又打了一次。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Z91FSg7ML
這次手機鈴聲在早午餐店裡響起，秒接。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCKNC6rqE7
「失戀人類專線您好，敝姓吳，很高興為您服務。」236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTuZqBxnSx
受放下手機抬頭望去，與窗邊那個說出這句話的攻對望著。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEbx4wRAV4
「您是本專線的第一位客戶，請問有這個榮幸和您共進早餐嗎？」攻說。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCRW71xJPo
他們同桌一起吃了一頓早午餐，一起在早午餐時做了一堆心理測驗，一起對答案時發現兩個人都是同樣的結果。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwwFUGXMvu
總之，兩個樂於多管閒事的傢伙在一起了。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MBbdSXZjw
6/6236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdanRCD20d
很多年以後的一個週六早晨，歲月不饒人，有人先走了。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zOuC9mHLq
白髮蒼蒼的那個人打了這通電話，對著電話說。236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovwXbKQFvH
「失戀人類專線您好，敝姓吳，很高興為您服務。」