短篇 06 《饞嘴的屈原》386Please respect copyright.PENANAE9VeXXUyrn
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端午節創作挑戰 - 屈原的打開方式386Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5cdfWr7ui
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《饞嘴的屈原》386Please respect copyright.PENANANOVt5XUAM6
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屈原,出生於公元前343年11月14日,記仇、有時候會過於執著的天蠍座。386Please respect copyright.PENANA4jHP12cXiw
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「哼!你不重用我,我便死給你看!我要讓你後悔,沒有了我這個人材!」386Please respect copyright.PENANAwEzkcot28p
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說畢,屈原便跳進汩羅江自盡。臨死前,在水中仍不斷的責罵著仇人:「bulubulubulubulubulubulu」386Please respect copyright.PENANAr85lwa6CNl
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他說完了遺言,海也變了藍色,我們多了一天假期。386Please respect copyright.PENANASUt9DB66IN
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謝謝屈原賜我假期!(五體投地)386Please respect copyright.PENANAb9QHsOJkXr
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對不起各位,以下才是正文。386Please respect copyright.PENANAOTiBbEiTRI
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《饞嘴的屈原》正文:386Please respect copyright.PENANAiuz3DjCphT
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屈原經過兩次流放,心灰意冷,決定辭工退隱,不理世事。遠到汩羅江任管理員一職,負責看守這潔淨的小江。386Please respect copyright.PENANAhFuVMeCLe3
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這天中午時份,他如常的上班,在江邊巡邏。熱烈的太陽照耀著江水,閃閃發亮的江水令陽光特別耀眼,亦很刺眼,他戴上了皇上賞賜的黑色墨鏡,感歎:「這件小東西,實在太神奇!」386Please respect copyright.PENANAD4F9gUoAXS
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噗咚!386Please respect copyright.PENANAHx95i5m0eS
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噗咚噗咚!386Please respect copyright.PENANASf3nKgGasF
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『咦?這是什麼聲音?』屈原四處張望。386Please respect copyright.PENANAVY2kzyOc5k
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噗咚噗咚!噗咚!噗咚噗咚!386Please respect copyright.PENANAbSjtT19x5F
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他看到江邊有一個彎著腰的,身穿尼姑服的老婆婆,把身邊小籮筐裡的東西,一件接一件的掉下水。386Please respect copyright.PENANADDCElmKoaZ
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「婆婆,停手!」屈原跑到她的旁邊,制止她。386Please respect copyright.PENANA0JL0UDTuIg
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老婆婆有氣勢而冷淡的說:「你不要阻止我。」386Please respect copyright.PENANA66j0YdIlLZ
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「你這樣是隨處抛垃圾,要罰款的。」屈原心裡也被她的氣場鎮壓,手指弱弱地指著不遠處的指示牌,上面寫著『亂抛垃圾,定額罰款1500両』386Please respect copyright.PENANAGMaNwcMPtr
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「要罰便隨便罰,反正我也不打算活了。」老婆婆的眼中帶著怒火,聲線也帶點絕望,又把一件小東西掉進江裡,看來老婆婆有一段可歌可泣的故事。386Please respect copyright.PENANAIZ9MkeqNKA
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屈原從小籮筐裡拿起了一個三角錐體形狀的東西:「這是什麼來的?可以吃的嗎?」386Please respect copyright.PENANAAoj3fliALY
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「你不怕死你便吃。」老婆婆眼看著前方,看著最後一個小東西跌進水裡而掀起的水波。386Please respect copyright.PENANANVzuoxGjxw
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「先謝了。」屈原拆開了竹葉,香噴噴的肉味和咸蛋黃香味撲鼻而來,然後便吃了一口。386Please respect copyright.PENANAWYQahk4P1j
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老婆婆愣住了,看著屈原把整個小東西吃完,默默的別過頭,繼續看著遠方。386Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ1xiNIOO9
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「味道很不錯呢,是用什麼肉做?有種很特別的味道。」屈原滿足的說。386Please respect copyright.PENANAb844fViTVy
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老婆婆仍然沉默著,把手中的拳頭再握緊一點。386Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3FYjNr09x
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「我家鄉也會做類似這東西,不過我們會做長形的。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAIcWCewczQx
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老婆婆從長長的手袖裡拿出了一顆「麥提莎」,放在屈原手中:「年輕人,把它吃下,可保你的命。」然後,老婆婆便揮袖而去。386Please respect copyright.PENANAp2xNGiUSto
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屈原好奇的把玩著手中的飯後甜品,饞嘴的他把它放入口中,咬了一口,那種令人難以下嚥的苦澀味,讓他狼狽的將全部吐出:「這麼難吃的?還說保我的命?是要了我命才對吧。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAlfn7dfJyU5
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他喝了口水,返回工作崗位。划著木伐,到江上打撈老婆婆掉下去的小東西,保持清潔。386Please respect copyright.PENANAPP9ZtX4Gbc
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突然,屈原感到胃裡一陣絞痛,頭暈目眩,整個世界天旋地轉,手裡拿著的長竹跌進水裡。他痛苦的按著灼熱的胸口,喀喀的咳嗽幾聲,驚慌的看著沾在木伐上的鮮血。然後便失去意識,掉進江裡。386Please respect copyright.PENANAfdTCJiMkt0
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鬱鬱不得志的日記,在屈原的家中搜出,加上仵作的檢驗報告,衙門差役也斷定了屈原是懷才不遇,加上思鄉病發,所以帶著家鄉的食物,服毒自殺並投江自盡。386Please respect copyright.PENANApyG0FIpE4x
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故事教訓:不要饞嘴。386Please respect copyright.PENANAP14QzER2eu
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(註:屈原出身為文人,不知道武林中的仙丹或解藥的形狀)386Please respect copyright.PENANAnHwYTVEKD3
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