古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMjyuGIWdI
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxahzq8GaVb
於是貼出徵婚啟事：244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd0CL7wpHn
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3tTDFkEdx
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcPERjCoCP
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWrJIZHNaz
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzZoUj9db2
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLE7aZFEeh
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5cujqHyk0
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF29o8SKhvM
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4kJFwEoXq
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTHGIGUcqk
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1PLmuYzMZ
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrILoD9BLVy
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZcAP1uUO7
可喜我文質彬彬。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmFjiBVqh6
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6jQn1I3hj
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAyelvLOQZ
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojhYePajTk
可喜我文質彬彬。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2AGwsIsvW
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNe4WKp2DGu
244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaqciRsKKr
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wN8RLAa73
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsS1mywpHQ
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BIlTlYy0a
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKmsOVUeLV
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWqcehCJoy
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUT8ZIVA99
可喜我文質彬彬。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTrxNhT1F4
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1EEPBw77Y
244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT3FMViOIM
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYYAsPk38b
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6fl4AOak9
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdT6rcUpYV
244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl64HBAwQtt
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cCqbdtIsV
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