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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuI2ewmiI7
Yeah,328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bgUZ4jJ1W
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESI2aUH6VJ
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYl88OpPlg
come on, baby light my fire."328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyWnQhWbhh
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rw24vJzU3
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DjypYuJBe
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSsItUtBSQ
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw37Zi1f7j
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbolXTwBvlz
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF0aTKH9JB
Alright, wise guys!328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnur546eq9s
Anyway, where was I?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAnTUacRVo
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Hx5pwmSeg
"Gay?"328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7gzjbFaKP
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYxHs85cDr
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSVqrx6U3u
She replied and what type is that?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw7saZm1yD
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWp60XaCNA
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKW23UGUDN
Jack?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcSNFApUSp
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgTHdCYnak
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXvtbP0H99
"Huh?"328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrgQ2bottd
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZIHkKfJCM
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboHG2755Df
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOQM0sOS2p
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgXTtsGQX4
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8HQ2KvHWR
I said, what?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmwCVSGrJT
Hell nah!328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6qOQKVOyz
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTgxRyDfpm
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJK1mqi71a
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 328Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPPdBxJUdl
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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