我挺愛英氣颯爽的女子，所以我家盾娘就是一臉攻樣，然而，她穿起時裝也是能當個禍害的。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyWcKCyaVj
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我想跟我師父，以及同門師兄弟們玩成一片，但二師父的門派只有高冷，高冷，再高冷，對此我只好去對好友們表達我的無奈，然後，親友告訴我，每個高冷背後，都是一顆缺乏關懷的心。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0dqBHTRzF
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別怕，勇敢上就對了！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QFvbCSCWp
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說的如此真切，我覺得好有道理，有沒有？於是，那天上線，我就用著非常認真的態度問我二師父，師父，從今天開始，徒兒每天舔你一口行不？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5CSKYrusI
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二師父的回答簡潔有力，就三個字，不喜歡。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9LMV3ovx8
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二師父，你這麼難搞，你家的人知道嗎？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlyOjgD6JS
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就在我為二師父的油鹽不浸覺得心累，準備再次去禍害我們大蒼雲的蒼爹們時，我在友頻看見我二師父說了一句話，那句話嚇得我盾都掉了，那句話叫……857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8NpiYAFiP
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[二師父ＩＤ]←劍三阿諾史瓦辛格857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriPQEoaA1X
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看到這話時，我覺得無限驚恐，那感覺就好像看見什麼東西披著我二師父的外皮在活動一樣，因為，那時的他，在我眼裡是個高冷，高冷中的高冷，只有更高冷，沒有最高冷。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtYObbJO2s
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結果，他說他是劍三阿諾史瓦辛格，我該怎麼相信那是我二師父啊！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhQakZP736
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二師父，您怎麼了？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypDdZ1psQW
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您的高冷呢？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemr1vaoSxN
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您那高大崇尚的大蒼雲冷雪魂呢？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnEt8bIYVP
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您嚇得我都用敬語了！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkwbJe19gL
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最重要的是，您為什麼對待底頭徒兒們猶如寒冰般冰冷，自己一人時卻能說出這麼逗的話？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyBBzsbC01
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如果那時我清醒點，我應該就能發現端倪，這貨不是高冷，他只是個逗比，可惜，那時的我正處於一種錯愕之中，於是我駝鳥般的無視了。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsy37Azt3K
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因為二師父切身的身教言教，讓我深刻體會到一件事，那就是，要裝逼，就高冷，那時，大師父的師兄在我一臉正經的說出這話時，立馬尖叫的說，師妹，不要！千萬不要。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6cb8Ut5uX
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我也覺得不要比較好，畢竟，我說不出凡人，汝為何打擾本座清修這種台詞。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJF6Q3ICBm
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也不知道是積怨已久，還是被野放久了，性子也真著野了，某天，我在慣例性的請安後，毫無預警的發動了崩潰模式，是的，我給二師父刷一整行的暴走發言，具體大意就是……857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNQurdVHMP
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師父，你偶爾回頭看我一眼好不好？徒兒只是想跟你一起愉快的玩啊！（痛哭）857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3R16nYSxE
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那時的我真甜，要換作現在的我，大概是刷上一整排的#q捱打，外加一大段，叫你裝！讓你裝！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0hxjsXe9p
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尊師重道啥的，已是昨日黃花，不可考。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqavXJg4JB
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不過就當時的我來說，這行為也夠了，也不知道是我突如起來的暴走，還是我的崇敬之心起了效果，向來高冷無比，簡直不是人的二師父，經歷一段沉默後，回了我一個字，安。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3mFsaUA1w
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一個安字，我就覺得心滿意足，該怎麼蹦噠就怎麼蹦噠，該打本就打本，沒想到，一個小時後，刺激的來了。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbg1r5pkmhC
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二師父密我，夜守嗎？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkv9e15N6j2
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嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Prm2p96si
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我二師父居然主動問我要不要夜守啊！這是天下紅雨、日毀星沉，還是我在作夢？當時我的心情激動無比，別攔我，誰都不准攔我，我要坐在屋頂上對著月亮狼嚎，只能嗷嗷嗷嗷，必須嗷嗷嗷嗷！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIi9i4YoDx
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自從前一回夜守後，我便不曾指望我二師父會帶我夜守，沒想到，他居然問我夜守不！可是我正跟幫派的在雙十，那瞬間，我的心裡刷起了彈幕，每一行都是崩潰性十足的，放我走！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaLh083LJz
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我二師父找我夜守啊！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuaLdsVrhF
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讓我走啊！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnAj7M7H9N
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我爬也要給他爬過去！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHASY0NDYjl
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啊啊啊啊啊！高冷的二師父找我夜守啊！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG4EuqIN2s
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任憑我心裡如何嗷的歡騰，嗷的激蕩，現實的我卻是一臉沉靜的告訴他，師父我在雙十。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSuSqGgOaO
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我猜，二師父原本是想等我的，因為他問我，打到哪了？857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIOJCDZjQb
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我回，白陶。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpFlfjYKrl
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二師父說嗯，我就開始專心擼本，我覺得如果順利的話，也許我趕得上，於是，我用著和內心崩潰刷頻截然不同的態度，專注無比的揍白陶，那一刻，我習得裝逼技能。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvw5t1Z8x0
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沒想到，我跟我二師父都沒猜到結局，因為我們從白陶到尾王打了半個鐘頭，二師父那邊已然滿團。（目死）857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5I1TPrWnt
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那瞬間，我覺得，我感受到來自世界的惡意。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESQbWryNdY
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樓主是個好強的傢伙，哪怕內心崩潰的亂七八糟，內心彈幕刷了滿頻，內心有個蛋黃哥正躺在棉被上嚶嚶嚶嚶，表面仍裝作沒事的說，師父，下次帶我一起玩。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1J4RXNFPc
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二師父答應的很乾脆，但我依然覺得，沒那麼容易。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwFHQc9BLl
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總之，等轉過身，我立馬對小夥伴們開啟崩潰模式，嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚，二師父頭次主動問我出本，我卻在雙十！還有什麼比這更大的惡意跟悲劇嗎！沒有！857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiycjEanFW
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