我的名字是方潤宜,聖華書院的社會科老師。
本來社會科就比中英數之類的主科輕鬆,工作上也不容易積累壓力。偏偏今年我被指派為6EX班的班主任,說到這個我的胃就開始隱隱作痛……122Please respect copyright.PENANAAYsBEDVGwg
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跨校合作特殊教育模式,讓不同文化背景的學生共冶一爐,互相交流,分享經驗,探討對學習產生的影響,其真實目的是大型相親活動——噢,這個你們聽過了?122Please respect copyright.PENANATZ1AEOrIyR
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當我從校董會聽到這個計劃時,我果斷確定那些老頭子全都戀愛喜劇看多了!122Please respect copyright.PENANANt9nmgeZfY
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應對少子化是一個複雜的問題,需要綜合多種因素進行考慮和處理。正確的做法是改善家庭經濟環境,提供更好的托兒服務,促進工作與家庭平衡,加強性別平等,提供長期照護,宣傳生育,吸引國外移民……對不起,職業病發作。122Please respect copyright.PENANAq7FFOMjAmY
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總言之,作為應對少子化的政策,特殊教育模式的成本效益之低,好比開著剷泥車來舀字母湯,再一邊玩拼字遊戲!122Please respect copyright.PENANAjXYiU2YrGz
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我本人思想守舊,每次討論『中學生應否談戀愛』我都必定投反對票。不應該讓莘莘學子太早接觸男女感情,他們這個年齡只需盡情謳歌青春就好。122Please respect copyright.PENANA4RkTaNcVMR
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雖然我打從心底裡反對開班,但這是校董會一致通過的議案,就算我不滿意也只能實行。122Please respect copyright.PENANASotOygmMpy
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作為特殊班的班主任,被指示的工作只有監視。異性接觸100%OK,倒不如說無任歡迎。
一個月後的最後上課日是情人節,離別的悲傷加上節日氣氛,情侶們坦誠告白,最後在告別派對上OOXX……122Please respect copyright.PENANAGmjkyNXU43
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扯遠了…扯遠了……122Please respect copyright.PENANAIPPcQg343n
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如此這般,一個原本輕鬆賺薪水的職位,如今卻成為我胃痛的病因。122Please respect copyright.PENANAU4v7m016xp
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今天的最後一節是自修課,臨近放學各位同學都已經放鬆心神,聊天時忘記要注意音量。122Please respect copyright.PENANAW8YSAD7zU7
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不過,這不是不能接受的,我也開明地隻眼開隻眼閉。直到那個頭上紮著團子的女生跳出來:122Please respect copyright.PENANAoYNhGeILIF
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「遊戲時間!」122Please respect copyright.PENANAExqoiKWW4t
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「耶耶耶~!」122Please respect copyright.PENANAHgdwxqmXxe
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咦?發生甚麼事了?全班跟著起哄,戴眼鏡的女同學捧著紙箱,到處收集紙卡。122Please respect copyright.PENANAKQTYKt6iSd
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甚麼跟甚麼?只有我一個人在狀況外嗎!?122Please respect copyright.PENANAALcj2BxShH
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團子女生不知不覺就來到教桌旁,帶領著班上氣氛,「大家都寫好了?那麼,準備開始抽獎!」122Please respect copyright.PENANAH95md8FENm
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「等等!慢著!」我大聲叫停!「你是…荃同學,你們想做甚麼!?」
我認得她,荃春華,校董會標記要重點監察的學生。夠膽在理科室衝浪的超超超問題青年!122Please respect copyright.PENANAPFxRsLCSip
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「小方真見外喔!和大家一起叫我加里就行!」她搭著我的肩套近乎。122Please respect copyright.PENANAou36IwmRzI
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『小方』!?到了這個年紀,還有人幫我改暱稱,感覺有點高興!122Please respect copyright.PENANAliYuRVEfzm
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「嘛,玩點小遊戲也不是不行,注意不要玩過頭就好。」122Please respect copyright.PENANADUKdlAAfVj
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「嘻嘻,那麼公平起見,就由小方來當裁判吧!」122Please respect copyright.PENANAUSpe8EM4xp
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「我要做甚麼?」122Please respect copyright.PENANAz6PN3TqI6R
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「玩法很簡單,從這兩個箱内抽出號碼和指令,然後該座號的同學就要執行紙卡上的命令,很簡單吧?」122Please respect copyright.PENANAxGLRZLZhV7
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「不會有奇怪的命令吧?」122Please respect copyright.PENANAk63fJgcB2L
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「大概,不會吧?大家應該知道分寸?」122Please respect copyright.PENANA1n9Lb1H53h
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「……」班房突然鴉雀無聲。122Please respect copyright.PENANAHrRqMAzuxK
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我:「讓人放心不下!要是太過份,我一定會阻止!」122Please respect copyright.PENANAhWGDlpxkr4
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加里:「那就由我來身先士卒!小方請抽指令卡!」122Please respect copyright.PENANAQV0grF4yAL
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跟學生瞎攪和,像個笨蛋似的。我伸手入箱内,抽出一張紙卡。122Please respect copyright.PENANAgzdMFZEixq
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「和一位同學接吻……!!?」122Please respect copyright.PENANAu7Zek5IFmB
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一來直接出重頭戲!?這班學生也太離譜了吧!122Please respect copyright.PENANA8Iyb9lujvU
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「誰啊!誰寫這種糟糕的命令!」我大喊道。122Please respect copyright.PENANAAx8fUWfZD4
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「……」加里悄悄舉起手,咬著嘴唇,苦惱地皺眉。一副踩到自己放的地雷的樣子。122Please respect copyright.PENANAXimVlQJqgA
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等等,這算被容許的範圍内嗎?為了校董會的計劃順利進行,現在不要干涉比較好?122Please respect copyright.PENANAWzggpTquot
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雖然加里看來玩得很開,但是這種污辱清白的行為一定要阻止啊!122Please respect copyright.PENANAQGPjD401t0
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「那個…既然是我寫的,可以不算數嗎?」加里說。122Please respect copyright.PENANA29TS9FltbM
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「開甚麼玩笑!」「親親!」「哈哈哈!你看看你!」「不要逃避啊!」噓聲此起彼落。122Please respect copyright.PENANArKBXAAhQE5
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「可惡!既然如此!沙織!」122Please respect copyright.PENANAuXRqVJgbmV
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「在!」眼鏡女生拋出水瓶。122Please respect copyright.PENANAgvDSoiYwQk
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加里單手接住,灌飲起來。122Please respect copyright.PENANAnBdhtUYWaS
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「間接接吻也算接吻!想跟我鬥,還早十年啦!」122Please respect copyright.PENANAldWof7IMrj
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「混蛋!」「賴皮!」「把這傢伙拖出去斬!」122Please respect copyright.PENANA4ySM0ZotV0
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全班跟著起哄。122Please respect copyright.PENANAciC7VVmmuT
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下回待續……122Please respect copyright.PENANAcUPT2hCaLB
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