話說某日去睇醫生……90Please respect copyright.PENANAPaRsnNtskm
醫生:傷風咳嗽就唔好搵我喇,Cancer、愛滋我唔識醫,情況嚴重我呢度搞唔掂,普通頭暈身㷫就冲杯盒仔茶焗身汗咪算囉;以後唔好搵我喇……90Please respect copyright.PENANABfYTPPjWqe
我:醫生!乜你咁㗎?我都係有病先要睇醫生啫……😢90Please respect copyright.PENANAkPk6pO4S9d
醫生:咁你依家睇到喇……😒90Please respect copyright.PENANAeBj5Iyu275
我:凌犀一指丫🖕!一指丫🖕!90Please respect copyright.PENANAGza4MqMZ4L
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當我離開佢間診所,回頭望望佢嘅牌匾,上面印有四個大字----「客似雲來」🙄90Please respect copyright.PENANAAzjCNAZQJS
再向上望返佢招牌個醫生名,我不期然問:「巫伊德醫生,點解仲會有人幫襯?🙄」90Please respect copyright.PENANA66N7j8drO4
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問完條咁有「智慧」嘅問題之後,忽然覺得血氣上湧;因此決定行返入診所……90Please respect copyright.PENANAKcvxOFAlK7
我:醫生,麻煩你出一出嚟丫,我俾啲嘢你睇……90Please respect copyright.PENANAs2bZJMk1Pb
醫生聞言就跟咗出嚟……90Please respect copyright.PENANAnIpruc6wdt
確認醫生出咗嚟後,我一個鞭搥埋去:我依家就俾啲顏色你睇!😡咁冇醫德、客似雲來丫喇!😡90Please respect copyright.PENANA96cB7vCMqA
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原來醫生都並非弱者,佢隨即擋格我嘅鞭搥,再以「朝天腳」反擊!90Please respect copyright.PENANAB7kMqES3ET
我立馬向後仰作迴避,但竟感喉頭一甜且中腹疼痛……原來對方於電光火石間出拳,此招「八極崩」使出並不拖泥帶水!90Please respect copyright.PENANA66OMW40HTn
中此一拳,我已怒火盛燃,箭步沖上再暴拳出擊,連消帶打只望執佢一劑!90Please respect copyright.PENANAde9CTX2xjw
雙方拳來腳往,於診所門外牽起沙塵暴;戰圈外的途人亦不敢接近,恐被傷及……90Please respect copyright.PENANAF0tGepKAV6
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戰幔正酣,雙方互有攻守,各有掛彩;我倆亦感要結束此等無謂打鬥!故此雙方屏息靜氣,運勁儲氣,是爆大絕的時候!90Please respect copyright.PENANA6O9ZxUVzN5
有道暴風雨嘅前夕是最平靜的,而圍觀的途人亦感到壓力,部份人亦出現呼吸困難嘅癥狀……90Please respect copyright.PENANAPjprNr4wn0
突然雙方平地一聲雷,爆步前衝打破悶響;是分勝負的時候!90Please respect copyright.PENANA3zW2jwC1s2
然後……「咔嚓!」90Please respect copyright.PENANAP2tAstmxUn
我隻手俾人用手扣扣住,對方亦然……90Please respect copyright.PENANAtPYCXWcNUs
「阿Sir!係佢地喇!」90Please respect copyright.PENANAqWU6FKNI00
差人:「打得芥蘭開心,阿Sir返去慢慢同你玩!」90Please respect copyright.PENANAHtSM0Cbdo5
此時,人群中衝出一班身穿白袍嘅人仕,並將醫生五花大綁:「我地都搵得你耐喇!跟我地返青山!」90Please respect copyright.PENANAbRa9aSsRaA
醫生:「你搞錯喇!我唔係傻㗎!」90Please respect copyright.PENANAGExyR8wI6C
青山醫護:「只有傻人先唔認自己係傻嘅啫!綁佢返去!」90Please respect copyright.PENANAxuEO8gy3lD
語畢,醫生已被抬上白車,而青山醫護亦問我:「個醫生個名咁伏,你都入去幫襯嘅?你係咪傻㗎?」90Please respect copyright.PENANAMDqzUBsiTf
經過上一個醫生嘅教訓,我答佢:「係丫!我傻㗎!」90Please respect copyright.PENANAyBcuVyjp5w
「嗯!有少少癥兆,我返去留定個床位俾你!」90Please respect copyright.PENANANQKqzjt9hj
聞言我只有一個感想:「喔!」