有了《七十二變》,又得到了《道理經》,齊林對原來的工作再也沒有了留戀,很爽快的辭了職。71Please respect copyright.PENANAsr9eMkzKXE
他現在全副心思都在「講道理」上。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOdgrpPgGWV
而正如玉皇大帝所說,《道理經》修煉起來確實很簡單,只是速度偏慢。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2rJKRcz8eC
齊林用了五年的時間,才修煉到練氣六層,徹底洗精伐髓,但練氣六層也就只相當於一個武俠小說裏的武林高手而已。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4Y2MjF2Y2A
實力相當不可觀。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6hyc6OJZEc
好在這五年來,齊林又遇到了幾例像林涵韻那樣的情況,獲取了不少垃圾值,又從時空管理局內兌換了一些好東西:71Please respect copyright.PENANAf18wrGy561
比如仙界黑客滿級技術,在人間這簡直是大殺器,所有的服務器都擋不住齊林。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2cz9P57sZi
比如空間戒指,直接綁定靈魂,齊林一直有得到儲物空間的執念,總算是夢想成真了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAyhsacpfJXx
這一天,齊林來到了一家養老院。71Please respect copyright.PENANANtngeNP2fd
他沒有進去,而是在院外看了很長時間。71Please respect copyright.PENANAgLPN5zEGip
「齊先生,您放心,林先生的待遇我們一直都安排的是最好的,絕對不會有問題的。」養老院的院長陪在齊林身邊,極為熱情。71Please respect copyright.PENANAysIx4cx7OG
想不熱情也不行,齊林可是直接給了他們養老院一百萬。71Please respect copyright.PENANAHroc56cfVA
條件就是接收一個中年人而已。71Please respect copyright.PENANAj1aAAivxfP
看著老了很多的林向文,齊林並不開心。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGWmgCcKnRb
但同樣也不後悔。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjrgxyHrLnc
成年人,應該為自己的行為付出代價。71Please respect copyright.PENANA9XlKz1ZADo
和院長又說了兩句話,齊林轉身離開。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqKRrfY2KkT
情緒有些壓抑,齊林選擇找巫雨真傾訴一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANAncEtTrXtTk
就是曾經的那個網文女作者。71Please respect copyright.PENANAceOWcXQ7wH
兩人好過一段時間,但她要寫書,齊林要「講道理」,聚少離多,很自然的就分開了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOnEQqYcCM8
不過,兩人對彼此的感覺都很不錯,所以在空窗期的時候,都不介意和對方深入交流一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANApGaqjg1cL1
現在就是如此。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6z2mj28D3W
巫雨真給齊林開門,隨手扔給他一瓶飲料,笑著問道:「你的新女朋友呢?又分手了?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAjBl7v9GknJ
「既然猜到了,就不要往我傷口上撒鹽了。」齊林苦笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7d6pQ7t1cS
巫雨真鄙視的看了齊林一眼,「你的傷口早就結疤了,撒鹽有什麽用?」71Please respect copyright.PENANASpIV8XPrhQ
「好吧,是我輸了,這是給你的禮物。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAUHjp93Fa6N
齊林從不虧待女人,哪怕是一個單純為愛鼓掌的朋友。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqqinwG3Nvi
巫雨真眼前一亮,打開一看,是一個白金項鏈。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUsQMGx05PT
「算你有良心。」71Please respect copyright.PENANADnTFCcLOFR
齊林笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANA9ku5gbjiWZ
「你還沒有男朋友吧?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAcOAkmLXSrw
「當然沒有,像我們這種女作者,高不成低不就,不好嫁啊。」巫雨真感慨道。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIAHHR3zkrZ
不然她也不會一直便宜齊林了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAKq4YwVYmOL
當然,她自己也很享受就是了。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6BGZgK4PWv
齊林從來都不是只顧自己的人。71Please respect copyright.PENANAucTJcwIWfU
一切很自然而然的發生。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnnmOmxHeHH
一個小時後。71Please respect copyright.PENANAehR1V5PjjS
齊林和巫雨真都無力的躺在床上,享受著事後的余韻。71Please respect copyright.PENANAT2NXpFEUxw
巫雨真渾身的肌膚泛紅,靠在齊林的身邊,埋怨了他一句:「這麽瘋幹嘛?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAEzEUOpULzO
「誰讓你的身體這麽迷人呢?」齊林輕笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhyR1HcuWTY
女人果然是男人的良藥。71Please respect copyright.PENANAodyAgCWmed
他有些壓抑的情緒現在已經好多了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUQ91UeZd2S
巫雨真輕打了齊林一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANAasgOvhYgwo
半分鐘之後,巫雨真不知道想到了什麽,忽然又在齊林肩膀上咬了一口。71Please respect copyright.PENANABLvqg2LJD1
「真真,你屬狗的啊?」齊林倒吸了一口氣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAJAAWcm2QWV
「你就不怕我懷孕?」巫雨真看著齊林,一臉嚴肅。71Please respect copyright.PENANAob73lmsfHB
齊林是沒有做任何保護措施的。71Please respect copyright.PENANANOS1FsaDPM
但齊林確實不擔心。71Please respect copyright.PENANASxZKgKitbc
「別鬧,我看見你吃避孕藥了,就是不知道是短期的還是長期的。」齊林隨口道。71Please respect copyright.PENANASAJsddHCS3
「你連這個都懂?」巫雨真有些牙癢癢,又想咬齊林了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAzXqq4GEVUn
這個男人不按套路出牌啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAAoEjoHBGv6
齊林正色道:「關愛女性的健康,是男性應盡的責任。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAlk5HumVKvE
「去你的。」巫雨真白了齊林一眼,「你知不知道,讓女人吃避孕藥,在起點小說裏面是會被罵渣男的,那些作者都不敢這麽寫。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAjUHJxiiUxz
齊林:「……起點的司機不及格啊,我猜現在的讀者連長效避孕藥都不懂是什麽玩意吧?他們的思想是不是還停留在事後吃藥的階段?這都什麽年代了?不過也對,一般寫後宮小說的作者現實裏都是單身狗,喜歡看後宮小說的讀者大部分也是單身狗,這兩者聚在一起,OUT是十分正常的事情。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAeGdcqTGOBe
巫雨真:「……你牛逼你懂的多。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAEpIbAqPW5B
齊林很驕傲:「那是自然,我很關心女性健康的好嗎?如果真的對身體有害,我早就提醒你了。國內就是宣傳不到位,到現在還有人以為女人第一次就一定會流血,避孕藥就一定對身體有害,這都什麽跟什麽啊。學校真該開一門專門的課程,讓大家對這種事情多一些了解。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA2aeBZGkaXd
其實女人第一次真不一定會流血。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYzGaMOUKlZ
處女膜也並不是一道膜。71Please respect copyright.PENANALzClrhGMuL
避孕藥也並不是宣傳中的那樣對身體害處很大,事實上,避孕藥在西方發達國家使用率高達90%以上。而在我國,口服避孕藥的使用率不足3%。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1Tv5gBH7lm
現在的天朝人,對性知識的了解實在是太少了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAwSVlGxT93k
科技一直在進步,新一代的避孕藥,對女性身體的危害已經減緩到最低,不僅不會讓女人長胖,還有輕微的減肥作用,甚至還能夠幫女人治療痛經、月經紊亂、不孕和復發性流產等癥狀。71Please respect copyright.PENANA5m0rib6QsG
當然,想要正確服用避孕藥,還是要聽醫生的話,遵醫囑服用,但也真的不用把避孕藥當成什麽洪水猛獸。71Please respect copyright.PENANAH3x6oPVWsP
幹什麽事情都有風險,走在大街上還可能被車撞呢。71Please respect copyright.PENANAVbidiZUhV4
總不能連大街都不上了吧?71Please respect copyright.PENANARJOujK757X
齊林興致勃勃的和巫雨真討論起了這個話題,把巫雨真討論的懷疑人生。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUMTnu7QAVU
我居然還沒有一個直男懂得多?71Please respect copyright.PENANAhHfmQXUgCY
巫雨真感覺到了羞恥。71Please respect copyright.PENANAQze6D4LVIq
「不和你說了,我先去洗洗。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA3K7Me0X0f5
「要不要鴛鴦浴?」齊林眉毛一挑。71Please respect copyright.PENANAfMk8OdZJir
巫雨真用關門聲表達了自己的意願。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4oZtbFSUhF
齊林有些失望。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2oneyfbiOT
他並沒有察覺,此刻,他的房間內迎來了一個不速之客。71Please respect copyright.PENANADWuxBINx6N
浴室。71Please respect copyright.PENANALs6Zl6sVKD
巫雨真躺在浴缸裏,因為太過疲憊,居然直接睡著了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAAJkA94Azqe
一個女人憑空出現,她身上穿著花紋復雜的仙女裙,每一道紋路都在閃光,昭示著這個女人的不平凡。71Please respect copyright.PENANAU45uHgbi5g
看著已經睡過去的巫雨真,女人眼中閃過有趣的光芒。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkgprh3QF7b
她走到巫雨真身邊,把右手放在巫雨真頭上,片刻之後就松開了,臉色有些暈紅,還輕「呸」了一聲。71Please respect copyright.PENANAvNexxKoolb
「居然是個浪子。」71Please respect copyright.PENANArCEMZrtlyO
女人自言自語,同時手上多出了一枚丹藥,直接送進了巫雨真的嘴裏。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUfRGjZMPUV
「這算是我提取你記憶和讓你陷入沈睡的補償,保你這一生無病無災。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAaOBcZUJgRu
她做事情向來很大方。71Please respect copyright.PENANAt6tc3wesIe
讓巫雨真吃下丹藥之後,女人搖身一變,自己變成了巫雨真。71Please respect copyright.PENANAzQ5BkhXo2H
在鏡子前稍微打量了一下自己,女人罕見的有些羞赧,但還是很快就下定了決心。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFtL8Kgd9Jq
「便宜你小子了。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8dRDx4MTu
打開房門,女人重新出現在齊林的視線當中。71Please respect copyright.PENANAmNwXDP00Ov
只裹著白色的浴巾。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFntA4FUlQH
齊林看的眼前一亮。71Please respect copyright.PENANATH3vr1D6uJ
美人出浴,總是風情萬種。71Please respect copyright.PENANAgDk1PvCCvV
「真真,來,我們再戰三百回合。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAV50vHhKXei
齊林並沒有發現異常。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnbFqLrTuxz
他只是學會了七十二變,並沒有學會火眼金睛。71Please respect copyright.PENANAi8NvZ3zy9t
女人笑:「怕你不成。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAhDpF68FR2a
三分鐘後,齊林的身體僵硬。71Please respect copyright.PENANACguRUjv8Ha
「你不是真真……」71Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ma16I2VOo
這尼瑪是個處女啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXnhLb1xlxI