我說：『老闆什麼時候加薪！』39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKSCBTKzTr
－－摘錄自《坑坑企業201ｘ年傑出業務員》」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZlgm0ueVY
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp9gYUGAXe
楔子39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DngcQE7PS
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRcPJDLXSp
「……感謝賜稿，很抱歉，大作未能留用，祈諒。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzNgnIyvFl
盼能繼續支持、愛護本刊。耑此敬祝39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeC3t4DwvY
文安39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihtsltlfe0
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dYWpUHXN5
xx上」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvBjDNrPoK
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyNfxmnD5w
一名少年漫不經心的走在夏日灰濛濛的城市街道上，到底是收到多少次這樣的信？……已經不知道要從何數起。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UGNzy5gvs
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgNVGjmXHb
離開家已經這麼久，卻……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G0UOec8Gu
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR0q57V2oi
「喂喂！那邊一副要自殺那位同學請過來一下！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYupnbE75g
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFj83AsT45
誰啊？……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAVoMiqcUx
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkYFeKpNCB
「那邊那個！就叫你過來了！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPZflz2U93
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUrupYoGCk
小巷裡沒有別人，我停下腳步。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7mIFvMSK5
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Dk9tjAwmy
我意興闌珊的轉過頭，卻沒看見半個人。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdSAFo1Mv6
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ58fKvQ995
大概是我聽錯？…還是被戲弄也說不定，日子夠倒楣了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEDBKb2GD7
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bsapLyG1U
我繼續往前走。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDYIOozGMo
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM3KMSIvFw
「…那邊那個給我停下來啦－－－！！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQmJLeZl8H
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HJzOQ2655
哇！好痛！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaSUir21ZJ
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyRtGodTkM
我被一個硬物砸到了腦袋，Ｘ的！我生氣了！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhQ74J13i2
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr79Rp6RXCS
「他Ｘ的誰丟老子啊！」我怒吼著轉身去找兇手。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQiLMUFLwZ
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw52Xb3gN4
但髒兮兮的小巷子裡靜悄悄的，若不是還隱約聽得見遠處馬路上嘈雜的聲響，又是大白天，我還真以為自己…遇到……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCNlM4PIsd
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrfOjypWT6
「呸呸呸！本大爺才不是什麼不乾淨的東西，我昨天才從乾洗店回來耶！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8KDzQnwnD
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHCcHjPNU9
這次聲音很近，卻什麼都沒有看見，我整個人呆掉了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73Ws9jpbvp
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB4egFEx4t
「低下頭啦！笨蛋，你是眼睛有問題嗎？」褲子上傳來小小的拉力，我茫然的低下頭，看見一隻米白色，毛茸茸的拉布拉多娃娃在扯我的褲腳。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5ZmyR9seA
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgSFyCMYQe
「快！交出你口袋裡的五十元金幣。」它說，小小的尾巴興奮的甩動。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKyMU6owJu
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm255RjVKV
「才不要，那是我的午餐錢耶！」我反射性的喊道，不過在看見他那黑色的眼珠子笑得咪成彎月狀時，我就知道我又不打自招了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cGffLM8lk
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRM2yAthBY
「嘿嘿…我的鼻子對於五十元金幣的氣味最靈敏了，果然沒錯！」它自豪的用後腿人立起來，不過他的腳實在很短，現在動作是在…手插腰？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvTSOQT9b0
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6VpBPbX7m
算了，我應該是在作白日夢，居然會在台Ｘ市遇到會說話的布偶，再不快點去打工搞不好又要被開除……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtpvjkcEzK
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLuDCMtJ0B
我轉身就要走，卻又被這隻狗玩偶拉住。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsC19QOyAI
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUtJllgKrP
「……你到底想幹嘛？」蠢透了，我居然還在跟它說話！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQosyxiP7SR
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqBei7n3sr
「咳咳！我說啊，看你一副失魂落魄的樣子，一定是被退稿了吧？」它兩手抱胸，一副跩樣。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QigOvyMCU
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQYhMBK98q
「你怎麼會知道。」我馬上警戒起來。大概是被我搶早餐搶太多次的阿頁找了什麼精通機械的駭客來對付我，連我收到的信都知道！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkDdLvRKfh
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6cKJEvEnp
「嘿嘿…犬大爺我之前經手的業務遇到的每個客戶都是你這副衰樣！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu8t5V8Q7Y
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xnIuVijCf
「…真是夠了，連狗娃娃都欺負我……」我從沒這麼消沉過，等一下去找店長辭職吧…回去當啃老族被恥笑也算了，但是我抬起腳要跨步的時候，一台破舊的扭蛋機突然矗立在我面前。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW4qeWa6cC
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcl6D1CzJ3
「你是想要我玩這個？」我冷冷的說，那隻狗娃娃得意的曲著短腿跳到扭蛋機上，說：「就是這個！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MrbUks5aB
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N6YotZvof
「交出你的五十元金幣，保證你不會後悔。」滿是笑意與自信的聲音，我好像可以看見它毛茸茸的臉上有張笑得很開心的嘴。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDA2Dsbb5D
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK94rOnGBk6
可是……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznOkcGkVw2
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbYcP4w9er
「它貼著『故障』耶…」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKRSuGHrjI
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcLmDf7k9X
「欸欸！你是沒看過啊利波特嗎？」它不耐煩的揮著一隻短腿說：「還是你已經連碰運氣的勇氣都沒有了？」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnij3RM9zk
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZayKj1Ckc
「……我投！！」不知道為什麼，它帶著輕蔑的語氣激起了我的怒火。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7h0BLLBVY
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnku67qgBt
不吃午餐算什麼！我昨天連早餐都只搶到半個三明治！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibjjMF2gUv
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48XtWij47b
我衝動的從口袋裡拿出我最後的五十元金幣，塞進投幣口，捏住扳手用力一轉－－39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCymnnMT4f
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ozU8ueLv3
吭啷。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOBSBsP2v8
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tJNB3DQIa
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWtNq183qR
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6FK9ZdjRH
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaAu0ISCoi
什麼都沒有。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F80gd43Nc
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AUxArAOVG
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBgtQdTMBz
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq90k25GNA
「告非！還我的午餐費來啊啊啊啊－－－－！！」我最後一絲的自制力「啪」的斷掉，我氣得用力踹了一腳那台扭蛋機。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNwWKW0G8O
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPSrH942By
結果可想而知，我遇到了這種怪事，那台扭蛋機只是晃了一下，我卻整個人飛往後飛了至少三公尺，換來了痛的好像裂掉的屁股和五根腳趾頭。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSy33lVqnb
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x7N3kkpMC
「痛痛痛痛……！」我難受的閉著眼抱著腳縮成一團，怒吼：「臭狗！我一定要宰了你！」但四周完全安靜。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK5rl2HSqI
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkuVMm38zC
我睜開眼，那隻狗娃娃和扭蛋機都不見了！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw0kJSLBGb
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhDdc1Usfm
連一點蛛絲馬跡都沒有。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihIG5xdELm
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImIW9psdeD
「我…這是做夢嗎？」我伸手往口袋摸去，五十元金幣並不在。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvmeJzg5V3
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOhbGcZObn
「他爺爺的…這年頭的周公也缺錢花嗎！！」我怨恨的幾乎要哭出來。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nsT72D44c
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1mbveOn5N
倒楣。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONMbKx4aEA
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXACrXcRRRq
真夠倒楣！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckDJjR2CF9
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYFg4m2rFZ
我看我真的去死一死好了，這種沒價值的人生…這種日子……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uJIxEhPI9
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3Mq7RUwip
這種日子過得好痛苦……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEr8roN0N46
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OmNU1QHoa
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl3kPuP3Ib
一陣冰冷的觸感從我的腳踝傳來。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtUhkkdUTf
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqfUBwwgBl
這次又是什麼？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrEAhAoAt5
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX38r59WjC
我勉強透過模糊的視線分辨著抓住我的白色的東西，白白的東西從人行道邊邊的排水孔的鐵柵裡伸出來，好像…是一隻人手？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywDHfQ7L1t
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IcNU0Dk9i
「咿咿咿咿！放開我啊啊啊－－！」我發出尖叫用力的往後縮，但那隻手卻越抓越緊－－39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgej5KYP3J
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG9hVJBpDj
「你是腦袋進水嗎！」一個哀怨的聲音尖叫著從裡面傳來：「過份的人類！人家第一次出『廠』就這麼狼狽，居然是在水溝裡面耶！我都沒尖叫你在尖叫什麼啦！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvuY7jxGIe
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar7tdYWzfg
「可是你已經尖叫了啊！」我腦袋一片空白的喊回去。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNyUJ894F6
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLbIBFLXCL
「還不是因為你一直叫！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgTCEopvKe
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPbt6YyGTI
「那是因為你抓著我不放我當然會嚇到啊啊－－！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q8GK4TIvv
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lsOkMPCVf
「我不抓住你你一定會跑掉！」他生氣的道。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpIv4VWvKr
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRUfegRp6R
「我、我我保證我不會跑！」天殺的！這傢伙到底什麼來頭！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rOP1HN0Fs
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhFrgBk1ZT
「你發誓？」那個聲音問。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUekFi9GAjp
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFXx1GHs8C
「我發誓，對我的良心。」雖然我自己都不知道我有沒有。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZUs0FemcR
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsWqWlb9Hx
「讓我想想，我媽說你們人類都不太能信任。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMcPv1hVNn
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJkzcjhzdS
「只要你會放開手就都好說。」畢竟也過了一會兒，我也比較鎮靜了些，至少那隻手的主人似乎沒有要傷害我的意思。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8543Jpzgcv
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw1WOZgChX
大概半分鐘，他說：「好啦！我等一下把『門』丟上去，你一定要給我接好。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YPE8DXb9C
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jp4cMQWl3
「沒問題。」我答。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqkGtL4Qzf
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyq0chpOfo
不過顯然他還是不放心，惡狠狠的補道：「要不然我就從你的馬桶鑽出來！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvhuJltbRe
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY41hFpJ78e
我吞了口口水，看著那隻手鬆開我的腳踝，然後一顆藍白色的扭蛋從鐵柵的隙縫中飛出來。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi20C8YtofZ
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUkxuVTBN7
我急忙撲過去，檢起了那顆扭蛋。幾乎就在撿起來，抬頭的同時，我看見了對面巷子口，一隻…肚子開了一個大洞的白色狗娃娃，正緊張的喊「別跑！快回來啊！」滿地爬的撿回扭蛋，塞進肚子裡的畫面。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbIcNNr5G0
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtB5hsRXpy
……原來是這樣子，姑且不論扭蛋機，難怪我剛才找不到它。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxj6DXBxhyQ
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeojKXzMwV
就在我有點恍然大悟的時候，手上的扭蛋裡傳出了一個悶悶的聲音：「喂！人類，你仔細聽好了，我是來自坑坑魔界的坑坑魔王一族的文蜻，叫我文蜻大人就可以了，今天起我會督促你乖乖填好你那些文坑，給我記清楚了！」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXjnnxyOBc
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTlEzLrRSz
「你說啥？」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSyGWpao1V
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvrnS5PTwX
我聽得一頭霧水，不過手上捧著的扭蛋突然自己打開了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN4eLg5PHe
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRj5MCFM9W
一個個子嬌小黑色長髮，金色眼睛，穿著奇怪長袍，看不出男女的小孩子氣鼓鼓的盤坐在扭蛋裡面瞪著我。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnwP6U0unI
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKrMRUNzbj
「報上名來！」他高傲的說。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQos6jWKqgd
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeYMp1bDxc
「呃…金稻水。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZpiY2aoPc
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAycHy4NQY
「噗！」他笑了起來，我承認我的名字很…好笑。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9wMFisd83
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhJkheSTPT
「阿金，你只須要明白一件事。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq9bdU3psy
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIjoMFv2yB
「什麼事？」我聽天由命。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZT1pvWRCG
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjU86EojWk
「那就是，你沒有好好填坑滿足我，我會讓你活在整天被催文趕稿的修羅場裡。」他笑得很天真，不過有夠邪惡的。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvdGh0GN7K
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHOUgmlDRt
所以我花了五十元轉出了一個催文大隊長還是變態惡編輯？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9yJ79mETU
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNVGzpIowG
「要知道，我能不能順利通過程年禮『羽化』都要看你坑有沒有好好按時填好，內容太差我也不會放水的，一直到幫你登上完稿的巔峰前，我都不會離開你。」他認真的態度，不知道為什麼我竟有點感動。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyVWmLir5w
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Tx3RltEn8
「我會加油的。」我忍不住擦了擦眼角。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IumRADc3o
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tQEx8cPwZ
「這種反應才對嘛！不要看到本殿下像看到魔王怪物似的……」他打了個大大的呵欠，說：「我要先休息了，沒想到第一次到人界就要化成人形…你可要好好想想今天填坑的內容啊。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKz3SiofJR
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYcr1OIYPD
說完，他闔上了扭蛋的蓋子。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuymwxh55B4
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01MQT160kQ
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS8JQcjes7
今天，我在台Ｘ市的巷子裡遇到了推銷扭蛋的狗布偶，花了五十元買了腳痛和擦傷，還有手上的這個自稱是什麼來自坑坑魔界的怪異生物，說要幫助我登上什麼巔峰。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA3haFy06u
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjhpVW8cFp
但是這種怪事說出去了誰會相信呢？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hKGcohJTD
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0Dl3nyNmG
扭蛋傳來輕響：「…不准給我偷懶啊！阿金。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGNWntP3Ad
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU7DbWYnPV
呵！真是睡意濃厚的聲音。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZb5GWEUA0
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiXqi3r6QC
說不定，我的五十元金幣真的沒白花。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xhPlEyv6V
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyHm8nyu7d
（楔子完）ns216.73.216.167da2
