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唉,這就是嘴賤的下場,誰讓我曾經這麼說,我的座右銘是「過著植物般平穩的生活」呢!41Please respect copyright.PENANAGUbYQuq1Y3
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算了算了,反正還有薪水可以領嘛,總是比失業好上那麼一點吧?41Please respect copyright.PENANAT19NN3YmoD
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我邊這麼想,邊把能兼當提款卡用的軍職卡往眼前的提款機一刷。41Please respect copyright.PENANAmpCEjHpDFh
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「……月薪(嗶──)元?比在小七打工還廉價?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAbirApgAMJ0
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我可是天天超時工作,鎖上十小時的螺絲啊!而且在連邦軍,加班是不給加班費的,還會因為不環保、沒有響應節能省電,而被扣考績(泣)……41Please respect copyright.PENANAOK0D9Yp3CI
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「笨徒弟!」難得出聲的師父出聲了,「你是軍人啊!吃軍中、住軍中、睡軍中,用的也統統是軍方的資產……加加減減下來,軍餉這樣算給不錯了。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAXJV3pcL76O
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比起之前餓肚子的日子是好上許多啦!可是天天鎖螺絲的日子,還是讓人感到無力啊啊啊!41Please respect copyright.PENANAuJCitWZnkC
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「好啦!別埋怨了。」師父難得安慰我,「來,繼續把這台強化強化吧!」41Please respect copyright.PENANAFU9y6gbXHd
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沒錯,咱師徒倆現在苦中作樂的方法,就是把眼前這一台台鋼球,偷偷強化成鋼球MKⅡ、鋼球MKⅢ、還有哈囉……41Please respect copyright.PENANASE4t6DZdpt
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喂!別看不起哈囉啊!身為鋼彈故事裡的吉祥物,它的登場率有六、七部系列之多,而且從未被擊墜過啊!要是敵人看到它可愛的造型而放水的話……41Please respect copyright.PENANAGagQP0H5TY
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總之是盡點人事嘛,我也不奢望駕駛會感激我。不過只要他們能夠因此多增加一些存活率,我也欣慰了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAFgJmVEATH5
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「賤心,新聞部的人來了沒有?」41Please respect copyright.PENANA7c729KvJyP
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那天,難得上艦橋的我,不小心被胖子艦長堵到。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1X5kDVb3Wb
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「沒有。」什麼新聞部?41Please respect copyright.PENANAkdS81VVuQB
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「混蛋!難不成預算真的被裁了?明明答應我,有生出企劃案的!」41Please respect copyright.PENANA1vOQxb3HJO
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老大你說的很清楚,我聽的很模糊啊……所以說新聞部究竟是做啥的?41Please respect copyright.PENANAyPuqFEDa2J
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「是替每台機體與駕駛做宣傳。」他很快回答我的問題,「你也知道,士氣這玩意兒對一個駕駛來說有多重要。求之於勢,可也是兵法之一啊!」41Please respect copyright.PENANAYtzDQ1hfuo
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咦,好像可以理解耶?41Please respect copyright.PENANA1jsgwGDGMh
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「所以說新聞部的上哪去啦?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAgI62g57kbO
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他氣憤難耐的打開艦上通訊,看樣子是要跟所謂新聞部的人通訊。41Please respect copyright.PENANABNENYUU9xW
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「喂!新聞部的!有沒有人在?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAF4ddU6irCK
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我看到通訊裝置裡跳出一個長得很可愛的女孩子,穿著一身相當適合她的蕾絲洋裝。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZHcSgYv7Dr
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……女孩子?蕾絲洋裝?這裡是軍隊吧!!41Please respect copyright.PENANAnPtgSrjfza
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「唷唷,死胖子,是你啊。怎麼來著?」穿著蕾絲裝的女孩,用很奇怪的口吻說著。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZiefK8tLTM
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「還怎麼來著?月宣傳呢?該來拍我們LN號的駕駛特輯了吧!」41Please respect copyright.PENANA7idzxEjrk0
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老大,我一點都不想看什麼駕駛特輯耶。41Please respect copyright.PENANANBDlYjJmAG
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「真的不想?」中佐掏出一疊照片,丟給我。41Please respect copyright.PENANAQE4fDz2vvi
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這該不會是……41Please respect copyright.PENANAyrfusGZKKB
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「是我們LN號,艦上所有駕駛的玉照。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA1qfVuwVC8q
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收回前言。哦哦!竟然有一半以上是女性駕駛,而且都頗有姿色呢!的確不出個駕駛寫真特輯,實在太可惜了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAKrQPHd5kaM
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「徒弟,口水,口水!」謎聲警告我。41Please respect copyright.PENANAEAd6KhjtEw
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胖中佐與我眼神一會,同時發出惺惺相惜的閃耀光芒。然後我倆默契十足的轉頭過去:「月宣傳呢?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAyYUXMANoJO
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「咳嗯……」新聞部的女孩這麼回答:「我們的工作,就是把我軍的機體之英姿呈現給世人,讓大家貢獻更多捐款。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z6NXqVRrJ
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嗯嗯,雖然感覺有點怪,不過可以接受。軍方畢竟不是什麼福利事業。41Please respect copyright.PENANAOyMqalCU06
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「但是,因為我軍都是鋼球,我們新聞部討論後,覺得再多的宣傳也沒用,所以就不宣傳了。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAzZH2nA0jIA
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什麼!41Please respect copyright.PENANAHW1fMp8uDI
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「不過,為了讓上面知道我們還是有做事,所以我們還是會提出企劃案。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA66bc5D7UQO
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哇哩咧!41Please respect copyright.PENANAvf6rUoNGaP
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「另外,我們追求標準化,只要有一份企劃案可行,其餘鋼球的宣傳方式,全部比照辦理。」41Please respect copyright.PENANANnGFnE0cyp
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很好,原來如此。41Please respect copyright.PENANAtV6hBMvmUq
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結果胖中佐在我把神之扳手砸向通訊螢幕前,先把螢幕給一拳打爛了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAaDtt9BNDX3
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「混蛋啊啊啊啊啊啊──」41Please respect copyright.PENANAe41TX37kgl
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我可以理解,我真的可以理解啊……我不禁拍拍他的肩。41Please respect copyright.PENANALuOccXt7Cq
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然後,我又回到整備區去鎖我的螺絲了。ns3.142.135.247da2