「白銀……」笑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79upekwP7U
「嗯？」甜笑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP63Sfwr9Ni
「快、去、洗、澡……！」壓抑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWd8c97lMJ
「我不要！」乾脆。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPobXnvq6rD
「沒看過你這麼髒的小孩，快去洗澡！」怒。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwGu5lv81Z
「我說我不要嘛！」任性。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEy0YmSkCoZ
「你真的是，洗澡很舒服啊，幹什麼不要。」疑惑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKlJmdISNa
「洗澡當然很舒服啊，可是你都要強迫我用熱水洗，所以我才不洗嘛。」不滿。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwxjcOjslk
「當然要用熱水洗啊，你想感冒嗎？」無奈。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrihkD8QvH
「你這樣很莫名其妙耶，怎麼可能用熱水洗澡嘛，那不等於把我放進煮沸的水裡川燙嗎？」抱怨。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLQFnvF088
「你在說什麼鬼話，那種溫度燙不死人的，快去洗澡，我幫你放好水了。」哄勸。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujfiWkcKcF
「你才說什麼鬼話呢，不要強硬把你們人類的價值觀壓在我身上。」不理。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMZNRcqbYi
「什麼『你們人類的價值觀』？講得好像你不是人類一樣。」不與置評。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRz9JF8eU7
「我本來就不是。」理直氣壯。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b56WAyJdu
「……好，不管你是什麼，白銀少爺，快進去洗澡，不然水要涼了。」忍耐。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmraFl2vYm
「就是涼了才好嘛。」咕噥。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG0mDHdoLI
「你到底為什麼這麼排斥熱水？你平常不是也會喝熱奶茶嗎？」說之以理。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6yu5pKMit
「那不一樣呀，就像你平常也會吃烤鴨，可是不會想把自己放進烤箱一樣。」狡辯。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0da5Y5lRsk
「……快去洗澡。」隱忍。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswDYrQtK2F
「不要！」倔強。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dRwiaNQsV
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS4qzWyNyD
於是某沈姓青年終於爆發了。「白銀！現在馬上給我去洗澡，不然我就把你轟出我家你聽見沒！」順道揮揮拳頭以示認真。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTcm1osSGZ
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rEmvLT4dS
「……」凶，你凶呀！王子殿下馬上使出拿手絕活，委屈的咬著嘴唇，以完美的四十五度角仰視怒氣沖沖的沈燕于，神情說有多無辜就有多無辜。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzCtWhTXNt
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINrknwxcD1
「──。」沈燕于於是第Ｎ次挫敗了。只見他單手撫額，聲音充滿無奈，就差沒來個失意體前彎了。「好吧，你又贏了。去把水放掉，洗冷水澡吧……」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3ivELSAPv
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKc0zshUr1
「YA！我最喜歡沈大哥了。」白銀歡樂的上前親了一下沈燕于的臉頰，抱著早就準備好（也就是早知道沈燕于會妥協）的小臉盆和小鴨鴨快樂的進了浴室。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf4CQmClN8
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpGHHmfHI3
這樣下去不行。沈燕于皺眉。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1kdb26NBe
一定有什麼辦法能讓白銀那小子妥協。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JmbQSmcqQ
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThjw1h6hwZ
＊ ＊27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PK5Lx5uxA
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglAVhzIjxd
第二天。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtdRJZDtfx
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqpbY1fmIB
「白銀，你看我買了什麼？」從超商回來的沈燕于神秘兮兮的從購物袋裡拿出一瓶米白色上面有人魚的瓶子。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMJf1nsgvD
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Z1hUNZdc
「那是什麼？」好奇寶寶白銀從電視機上移開視線，嘴角還沾著餅乾屑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunBcDw1Mcm
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcvXqkU5Wh
「這個啊，」沈燕于上前，抽了張面紙擦擦白銀的嘴角。「是會讓洗澡變有趣的東西。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmraYrW2rIr
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6cSrvf1S3
一聽到和洗澡有關，聰明如白銀馬上了解沈燕于的目的，他哼了一聲，佯裝不在意的撇開視線繼續看電視。「我才不想要呢。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDxAuwN3WZ
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG4EcSFjGK
「哦？你確定嗎？」沈燕于奸笑，故作遺憾的把瓶子塞回購物袋。「用這個洗澡的話，整個浴缸裡都會有泡泡，很漂亮又很舒服，還香香的，我以為白銀會有興趣，既然這樣我只好自己用了……」轉身要走。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1B7CcxFnQ
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTL2ejv0P4
「等、等一下啦！」白銀拋下遙控器抓住沈燕于衣角。「我突然覺得，用用看也沒關係。」事實上他根本想用死了！有泡泡耶，泡泡，好像很棒。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDamtq691z
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gVByBLDcS
「好啊，那如果白銀肯洗熱水澡的話，這個就送給你。」利誘成功，沈燕于開始談條件。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlSL8Dm9PA
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ADpvVWNUu
「……一定要嗎？」白銀非常掙扎。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ400BJ9lfi
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE3y797RtS
「這個也只有用熱水才會有用啊。」沈燕于鬼扯。「你就試一次看看，當作被騙嘛。真的不喜歡我以後就不逼你。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYoIKBXDmg
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeK4rrHdUt
「唔……」盯著對方又拿在手裡的、畫有同類的瓶子，白銀猶豫了半晌，總算咬牙一把奪過瓶子，深怕被誰搶走似的抱在懷裡。「好吧，我就試試看。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mJRRYe9mS
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhefIagTmun
看著對方啪搭啪搭跑進房間的身影，沈燕于順手關掉電視，把白銀留下的餅乾袋丟進垃圾桶，內心不無感慨。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6MfTWMovf
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRsVpHpOFA
總覺得自己一天比一天更像褓母，更好脾氣了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9TTA48ZJg
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0Jkbkbg1S
＊t＊27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWo5NWDXed
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUdNAfnenr
某日夜晚。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpShaxBDW1
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8QJ42ueK4
「白銀！」怒吼聲。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB5KiacjQV
「幹──麻──？」混雜回音的回話。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU1yP2uUtV
「快給我從浴室出來！」猛烈拍打門板。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYATXsGOgB6
「不要嘛，人家還要洗。」不依。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRmG4IH9Np
「你已經洗了快兩個小時了，熱水都變冷水了！快出來！不然我要衝進去了！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuuTdM00y3
「沒關係啦──」任性的白銀王子繼續自己的泡泡之旅。反正他吃定沈燕于是不會闖進來的，就算闖進來了也沒關係，不如說闖進來還比較好。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo67TcfQ0Mu
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWJdI4v581
沈燕于痛心的看著依舊緊閉的浴室門，聽著裡頭傳出的悅耳好聽的歌聲，第一次發現，他可能永遠也搞不定這個難纏小傢伙。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwf3MfjMvl
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFGBICY12G
ns18.191.135.50da2 「嗯？」甜笑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP63Sfwr9Ni
「快、去、洗、澡……！」壓抑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWd8c97lMJ
「我不要！」乾脆。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPobXnvq6rD
「沒看過你這麼髒的小孩，快去洗澡！」怒。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwGu5lv81Z
「我說我不要嘛！」任性。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEy0YmSkCoZ
「你真的是，洗澡很舒服啊，幹什麼不要。」疑惑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKlJmdISNa
「洗澡當然很舒服啊，可是你都要強迫我用熱水洗，所以我才不洗嘛。」不滿。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwxjcOjslk
「當然要用熱水洗啊，你想感冒嗎？」無奈。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrihkD8QvH
「你這樣很莫名其妙耶，怎麼可能用熱水洗澡嘛，那不等於把我放進煮沸的水裡川燙嗎？」抱怨。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLQFnvF088
「你在說什麼鬼話，那種溫度燙不死人的，快去洗澡，我幫你放好水了。」哄勸。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujfiWkcKcF
「你才說什麼鬼話呢，不要強硬把你們人類的價值觀壓在我身上。」不理。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMZNRcqbYi
「什麼『你們人類的價值觀』？講得好像你不是人類一樣。」不與置評。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRz9JF8eU7
「我本來就不是。」理直氣壯。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b56WAyJdu
「……好，不管你是什麼，白銀少爺，快進去洗澡，不然水要涼了。」忍耐。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmraFl2vYm
「就是涼了才好嘛。」咕噥。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG0mDHdoLI
「你到底為什麼這麼排斥熱水？你平常不是也會喝熱奶茶嗎？」說之以理。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6yu5pKMit
「那不一樣呀，就像你平常也會吃烤鴨，可是不會想把自己放進烤箱一樣。」狡辯。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0da5Y5lRsk
「……快去洗澡。」隱忍。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswDYrQtK2F
「不要！」倔強。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dRwiaNQsV
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS4qzWyNyD
於是某沈姓青年終於爆發了。「白銀！現在馬上給我去洗澡，不然我就把你轟出我家你聽見沒！」順道揮揮拳頭以示認真。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTcm1osSGZ
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rEmvLT4dS
「……」凶，你凶呀！王子殿下馬上使出拿手絕活，委屈的咬著嘴唇，以完美的四十五度角仰視怒氣沖沖的沈燕于，神情說有多無辜就有多無辜。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzCtWhTXNt
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINrknwxcD1
「──。」沈燕于於是第Ｎ次挫敗了。只見他單手撫額，聲音充滿無奈，就差沒來個失意體前彎了。「好吧，你又贏了。去把水放掉，洗冷水澡吧……」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3ivELSAPv
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKc0zshUr1
「YA！我最喜歡沈大哥了。」白銀歡樂的上前親了一下沈燕于的臉頰，抱著早就準備好（也就是早知道沈燕于會妥協）的小臉盆和小鴨鴨快樂的進了浴室。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf4CQmClN8
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpGHHmfHI3
這樣下去不行。沈燕于皺眉。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1kdb26NBe
一定有什麼辦法能讓白銀那小子妥協。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JmbQSmcqQ
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThjw1h6hwZ
＊ ＊27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PK5Lx5uxA
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglAVhzIjxd
第二天。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtdRJZDtfx
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqpbY1fmIB
「白銀，你看我買了什麼？」從超商回來的沈燕于神秘兮兮的從購物袋裡拿出一瓶米白色上面有人魚的瓶子。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMJf1nsgvD
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Z1hUNZdc
「那是什麼？」好奇寶寶白銀從電視機上移開視線，嘴角還沾著餅乾屑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunBcDw1Mcm
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcvXqkU5Wh
「這個啊，」沈燕于上前，抽了張面紙擦擦白銀的嘴角。「是會讓洗澡變有趣的東西。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmraYrW2rIr
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6cSrvf1S3
一聽到和洗澡有關，聰明如白銀馬上了解沈燕于的目的，他哼了一聲，佯裝不在意的撇開視線繼續看電視。「我才不想要呢。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDxAuwN3WZ
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG4EcSFjGK
「哦？你確定嗎？」沈燕于奸笑，故作遺憾的把瓶子塞回購物袋。「用這個洗澡的話，整個浴缸裡都會有泡泡，很漂亮又很舒服，還香香的，我以為白銀會有興趣，既然這樣我只好自己用了……」轉身要走。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1B7CcxFnQ
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTL2ejv0P4
「等、等一下啦！」白銀拋下遙控器抓住沈燕于衣角。「我突然覺得，用用看也沒關係。」事實上他根本想用死了！有泡泡耶，泡泡，好像很棒。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDamtq691z
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gVByBLDcS
「好啊，那如果白銀肯洗熱水澡的話，這個就送給你。」利誘成功，沈燕于開始談條件。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlSL8Dm9PA
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ADpvVWNUu
「……一定要嗎？」白銀非常掙扎。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ400BJ9lfi
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE3y797RtS
「這個也只有用熱水才會有用啊。」沈燕于鬼扯。「你就試一次看看，當作被騙嘛。真的不喜歡我以後就不逼你。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYoIKBXDmg
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeK4rrHdUt
「唔……」盯著對方又拿在手裡的、畫有同類的瓶子，白銀猶豫了半晌，總算咬牙一把奪過瓶子，深怕被誰搶走似的抱在懷裡。「好吧，我就試試看。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mJRRYe9mS
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhefIagTmun
看著對方啪搭啪搭跑進房間的身影，沈燕于順手關掉電視，把白銀留下的餅乾袋丟進垃圾桶，內心不無感慨。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6MfTWMovf
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRsVpHpOFA
總覺得自己一天比一天更像褓母，更好脾氣了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9TTA48ZJg
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0Jkbkbg1S
＊t＊27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWo5NWDXed
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUdNAfnenr
某日夜晚。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpShaxBDW1
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8QJ42ueK4
「白銀！」怒吼聲。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB5KiacjQV
「幹──麻──？」混雜回音的回話。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU1yP2uUtV
「快給我從浴室出來！」猛烈拍打門板。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYATXsGOgB6
「不要嘛，人家還要洗。」不依。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRmG4IH9Np
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