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昨晚夢到我掉頭髮變得稀疏,然後出現地中海了........... 62Please respect copyright.PENANAVEhP0nlxHf
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接著,我夢到我變成一個像是日本黑道打扮的大叔,到以前幼時唸的幼稚園(但看起來不像?),然後看到幼稚園變得很荒涼,沒有招牌、大門破舊、教室空蕩,我走進去時,裡面有幾位幼稚園女老師,看到我問我是誰?看我的穿著想說該不會是園長?!(等等,怎麼感覺有點像蠟筆小新的?!)62Please respect copyright.PENANAa20jS1WwjV
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我沒馬上回答,四處看了一下,看到辦公室、遊樂場,還看到一個教室,然後問這個幼稚園怎麼這麼荒廢?老師們一直要確認我是不是園長?我回答說我是副園長,突然心血來潮過來看一下而已,然後老師說幼稚園因為園長積欠幾千萬的債務跑掉了,再加上少子化影響,幾乎沒什麼小孩了,所以園區才這麼破爛.........62Please respect copyright.PENANAqU4Sjmz5q7
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靠夭啊.......幾千萬的債務?!幸好我沒說我是園長........62Please respect copyright.PENANAycwx6LGPGN
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然後我就說要改革才能讓幼稚園死灰復燃,說要把園區轉型,結果就突然出現一堆巴嘎囧在大門外,我命令那些巴嘎囧進園區內,老師們問我要幹麼?我回答說今後幼稚園轉型成為保全或護衛訓練中心,這樣就沒問題了~62Please respect copyright.PENANAtd8MX5BAlr
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並且我說這些女老師也沒用了,資遣吧!!!!!!!!!!62Please respect copyright.PENANA3SmzxlUcjS
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然後有些女老師哭著要留下來,說被資遣他們就沒工作了,這些女老師留著也沒啥用處,最後我跟他們說留下來可以,但要負責中心的伙食,有些人就答應了62Please respect copyright.PENANAhPrdzUVOTL
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這些女老師就變成煮飯婆了.......62Please respect copyright.PENANAGMXeIVT7iP
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然後我開始要訓練巴嘎囧成為保全或護衛,開始要教他們武術,我向巴嘎囧聲明在這個訓練中心有幾項禁忌,有鑑於辦公室戀情會影響團體的士氣,所以其中一項就是「不准談戀愛」!62Please respect copyright.PENANAA42vWtbbHJ
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然後有位巴嘎囧就舉手問說為什麼不能談戀愛?我就回答:「都男的你談個屁啊?!!!!!!!!!」62Please respect copyright.PENANAYLHoOn2q6Q
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然後我突然想到:等等,萬一有同......這樣的回答好像也不太合適?62Please respect copyright.PENANA9xocIQ3FiY
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然後我就醒來了..........62Please respect copyright.PENANAEa0wrbBfVc
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