※六胞胎中心，無CP。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatSC0I8xYW
※這篇文有點痛，但痛的不是肋骨（？）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b8Hj15PeP
※六胞胎的名字因為遲遲無法決定要用那個翻譯，最後直接使用原文，對名字敏感者還請自行迴避(ry53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhjqI2SBgz
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「Hustle! Hustle! Muscle! Muscle!」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zKFZbKe15
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剛被從球棒上放下來的一松覺得自己快要吐了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJDyQDuhl4
即便同樣的練習已經歷練過千百個日子，他仍然無法很好地適應那種像是內臟要被甩出體外的難受。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuUavmlBzy
抱著肚子，臉色蒼白地跟在朝氣滿滿的十四松身後，一松慢步走回屋裡。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovEUk6kB9F
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吵嚷依舊，他既不加入、也不制止，就是默默地拖著腳步，挪到客廳的最邊緣，窩在那個能讓自己安心的小小角落。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUJlSeQNWb
看著為了最後一塊仙貝扭打起來的哥哥們、試圖勸架但似乎也快要被惹毛的チョロ松哥哥、假裝什麼都沒看見的トド松，以及一臉雀躍想要加入混戰的十四松，沒有人注意到他的到來，而他也只是持續地沉默。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ndGhnvgpu
或許一如他的來到，有一天他悄悄地消失了，也不會驚起任何人的注意吧。一松想著。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tnO5w9le6
環著雙膝的手臂不自覺地微微收緊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxOr1fgfLE
他依然靜默著。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufUTjZ8CY9
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「唔啊、真舒服──」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1x9W4M5vuB
率先踏出澡堂的おそ松大大地伸了個懶腰，卻冷不防被走在身後的弟弟踹了一腳。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIomjlxcep
「不要擋在門口啦！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kYamb4li5
繞過向前向嗆幾步的哥哥，チョロ松抱著自己的盥洗衣物逕自往家的方向走去，跟在身後的是同樣視若無睹的トド松與一如既往亢奮的十四松。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQDRVjpgAj
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稍早在浴池裡又一次淪為兄弟們惡整目標的カラ松，提著鞋三兩步跑到了門口，布鞋一放、一蹬，就要趕上其他人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwQn2gTdqL
「等一下啊！松野家的孩子！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp03nMuNtF
有些年邁的澡堂老闆扯著嗓子喊住了他。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy2aEip5jq
カラ松回頭迎上一拐一拐朝自己走來的老闆，才剛要開口詢問，空著的那 隻手便被拉起並塞進了某些東西。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfZE0vOwkG
「這是……？」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79ttLxP1zQ
錢？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZrQHIKRvl
「哎呀、你兄弟糊塗了，多給了老爺子我一人份的錢呢。」老闆笑咪咪地解釋道。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFwysKW7vi
「啊、是這樣啊，真是不好意思！」カラ松不疑有他，拿穩了幾枚銅板就往褲子口袋裡放，「竟然給了六個人的洗澡錢……？」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2BrIixN8h
一邊喃喃自語，一邊往門口邁步。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicJGeA3n5o
然而在跨出去的前一秒，他突然回過了頭。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64J3GyTdTL
怔怔地望向豪邁地寫著「男」字的深紫色門簾布。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXppi1czeW
他有一種奇怪的感覺。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKaNXNOh17
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總覺得，他們似乎弄丟了什麼。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MXTp7nhVT
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被兄弟們圍在中間，チョロ松緊張地吞了口口水。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeXsQJbfM7
「那、我要剝開囉。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWHL1bN6DM
一邊說著，微微顫抖的手指捏著剝開了還帶有熱度的紅豆餅、也是唯一一個尚未被破壞的紅豆餅。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRZtSVZguY
看著從裂縫中冒出的紅豆餡，所有人同時鬆了口氣。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx45f6pWUHT
「太好了！四個都是紅豆餡的，這樣平分就沒有問題啦！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJehoE2jqz
おそ松開心地道，伸手拿出盒子裡另一個早已裂開一條縫的紅豆餅，開始享用點心。其他人也跟著拿走了屬於自己的那一份。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzCGqE8SZl
因為沒有搶食的問題，トド松很是悠哉地啃著他的紅豆餅──和一旁三兩下吞掉點心的十四松正好相反──沒幾分鐘，半個紅豆餅已經消失在他的肚子裡。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSACpGA4IGB
然後他突然停下了動作。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXXveBrial
吃完自己那份的十四松仍有些嘴饞，見狀便迅速湊近トド松身邊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLgZJUFXTd
「トッティ，你不吃了嗎？」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8vmA0NnGF
十四松問著，毫不掩飾眼神中閃爍的一連串「快給我快給我快給我」。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq5HDs0wOM
「我要吃！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiW5XAy87r
「不行！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblv9z2In9M
稍微因為十四松而受到驚嚇的トド松，趕忙捧著剩下的半個紅豆餅，挪到房間的另一端避難。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoEhf8ydH6
他不是不吃了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoOeyk9WwN
他只是莫名地覺得，今天的紅豆餅好像比平常大了好多好多。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZxArUGU6U
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三、53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhtOGpdGTk
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「嗝！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5tbmaLLFw
不知道是誰先打了個大嗝，接著彷彿回音一般，聲量不一的酒嗝開始此起彼落。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E41g5FYEs
「チビ太──再來一瓶……嗝！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5bjWWIqbE
おそ松的下巴擱在桌面上，雙眼已經因為醉意要睜不睜，卻還不忘揮動手裡喝得見底的酒杯，讓關東煮老闆再幫他們兄弟開瓶啤酒，好喝個盡興。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZidGqn0zbV
「你們都醉成這樣子，還想再喝啊……喂！チョロ松！要吐給我去旁邊的水溝吐，不要對著我的關東煮亂來啊！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjJCYCCwju
聽著一旁的雞飛狗跳，一向喜歡跟著大吵大鬧的十四松一反常態，只是趴在桌上，虛虛地握著啤酒杯的把柄，嘴裡時不時傳出意義不明的「嘿嘿」笑聲。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfrNaxRaIW
昏黃的燈光下，連哥哥們的臉都看得模糊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaAv6JRmLu
好像今天真的喝得特別醉呢。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6Qup6Zvbc
明明和平常一樣，都只點了三瓶酒，怎麼兄弟三個喝起來卻醉得這麼厲害？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03ZV6mMRjd
瞇了瞇眼，十四松再也抵抗不住來勢洶洶的睏意，帶著他的疑惑進入了夢鄉。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjOLbTKrsM
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到底是為什麼呢……53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9Y8kC01Iy
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二、53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzhLtmrfx6
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「好啦、好啦！我跟你去打小鋼珠就是了啦！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiAC5IZPaR
長達半個小時的抗戰結束，最終チョロ松因為煩不勝煩而率先舉白旗投降──其實他也很想直接把手裡的書砸到おそ松臉上，以還世界一個清靜；無奈那是有作者親筆簽名的限量珍藏版，投鼠尚需忌器，他實在捨不得將它用作凶器，玷汙了它。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxGKX0gGIA
在弟弟心中被比作老鼠的おそ松不曉得對方複雜的心理活動，死纏爛打戰略成功了以後，又開始催促著該出門了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9JHKG7VT5
「快點呀，チョロ松！我覺得我現在手氣超好的，再不走，勝利可是不會一直等著我們的啊！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKc0flWqtx
「煩死了！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjJC5ExskK
頂著哥哥急切的目光，チョロ松小心謹慎地把書收回附贈的特製紙盒中，捧回自己的書架上擺好。待一切工作完成之後，他才不情不願地跟在おそ松身後，準備出門。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ajn5YBxuk
「我們出去囉。」他下意識地對著屋裡喊道。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLZ8HJbULf
不過不對。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g7kAbWUQq
爸爸媽媽一大早就出門去了，家裡也沒其他人，他對著空盪盪的房子大喊，是在喊給誰聽？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7ddqdn3xU
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隱約有個念頭。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQZoUC1hrk
似乎應該有那個「誰」存在才對。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3NwHhYrGr
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一、53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NKB6QQvzH
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他醒了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC70NtFEZp
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掙扎著從被窩裡坐了起來，おそ松打著哈欠伸著懶腰，試圖驅散殘存的睡意。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoPsxRj6jg
「早安啊……」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg97rrxyCF
然而他的問候就像是投入大海的石子，得不到半點回應。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWw8LJYlZc
他小心翼翼地將手探向身側，卻意外落了個空。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLXFuPw4LK
受到驚嚇般猛然轉頭環顧四周，整個房間寂靜得荒誕。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCMwnMqEzY
只有他一個。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUROs3d7Su
可是他的房間，不應該大得只為居住他一人；他的被褥，不應該小得只能容納他一人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnKMkdwSSg
「咦……？」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbuqwGXbqi
是不是他作了個夢？53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7kgS8EvLG
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一個存在五位和他有著相同容貌的兄弟的夢。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWOkEDJTYn
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零、53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZjRgpxAJs
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他醒了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YhfUHjYrT
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「おそ松哥哥，你到底要不要起床啊？一直睡睡睡，睡那麼久是想一路睡到地獄去嗎？」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6niRF8CkWA
茫然之間，他聽到了熟悉的聲音，以及似是理所當然存在的竊笑聲。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbneK4cvFG
這裡是他的家。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpdl9nkvUQ
──是他的家！53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5JN6vO0t5
意識到這件事情的剎那，おそ松猛然坐起，卻差點要撞上正伸手探他鼻息的カラ松，還有方才出聲呼喚自己的チョロ松。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDWqmAzcG7
「カラ松……チョロ松……」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjmmIiVs7e
「喔，還活著。」カラ松對チョロ松說道。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYBVKz7gU9
「嗯，還活著。」チョロ松點頭回應。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJWuuwWpEM
仍半處在恍惚狀態的おそ松並沒有反應過來弟弟們究竟在說些什麼，思緒還不斷地被夜裡惡夢地片段炸得混亂。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwB7qbJHb6
忽然腦子一熱，眼眶一紅，他勾著脖子抱住二個弟弟就開始放聲大哭，哭得不計形象，甚至用力過猛，把カラ松和チョロ松都撲倒在寬大的被褥上。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIzguBssp8
「欸！等──」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPlBTB5iyl
「嗚嗚カラ松……チョ、チョロ松……還有一松、十四松、トド松……嗚……太好了，你們都還在……」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3KRWxDDTL
おそ松難以自制地哭著。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB2649D2FM
他作了一個噩夢。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQouAMb35L
他夢到一個他的兄弟們都不曾存在的世界，夢到所謂的「松野家六胞胎」其實只有他、只有「松野おそ松」，其他人都是他在夢裡的幻想。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32CBq6emC4
不過太好了。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTw7Jjm4aH1
他醒了。他沒有失去他的兄弟，任何一個。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G9TvOXVLX
「おそ松哥哥！不管你要說什麼，可以先把我們放開，坐好了以後再說嗎！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBX9oj3IBa
覺得快要被勒斃的チョロ松努力地用他唯一使得上力的喉嚨搶救自己的一條小命。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhcqZTxIPU
「哼哼，雖然不知道發生了什麼事，但我就大發慈悲地把肩膀借給brother你靠一下吧！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8oEjmxq0U
相對較沒有生命危險的カラ松不忘趁機在心裡暗暗讚嘆自己的魅力無邊。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9DPkbPWu9
而一旁躲過熊抱劫難的トド松，看著おそ松哭得一把鼻涕一把眼淚──那鼻涕還懸在カラ松額頭上方要掉不掉，幸虧沉浸在自我世界中的カラ松毫無所覺──遠遠地推了盒剛拆封的面紙到三人附近，仁至義盡後默默退到房間之外。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkoUsYOidy
十四松和一松動作更是快上許多，早在確定おそ松除了莫名其妙地大哭以外，沒什麼異常的地方之後，一塊兒開心地到家門外進行例行的揮棒練習……或許開心的只有十四松一人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nY9OaQqTP
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「唔呃呃呃──」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhtHaTjKZF
「Hustle! Hustle! Muscle! Muscle!」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiHgdmtpmb
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＊消失的順序53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE4C0yMZDe
一松 → 因為愛(x) 第一位讓一松消失，是基於他強烈的自卑感，總覺得「如果我消失了，沒有人會發現」這種念頭會在他的心裡浮現。（●邪先生表示：至少我會ry）（錯棚#）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonkYcjtYMb
カラ松 → 因為最近被カラ松的種種MAD＆圖文虐到，所以換我出手了！！！（被拖走）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1Bu5uplUV
トド松、十四松、チョロ松 → 直覺，就是直覺，毫無理由（咦）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1l1Shetoq
おそ松 → 單純因為這部就叫「おそ松さん」，所以覺得如果六胞胎裡只剩下一個人，那一定是おそ松。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaEtHyqn2Q
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＊後記53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3ETAFcYwX
好久沒寫同人文(ryyyyy53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jZQIiESIt
正在努力讓手感復歸，如果有抓到bug歡迎告訴我QwQ53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqkjuDo8gG
有任何心得也請務必告訴我，心得大感謝QwQ53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gSa2x1klM
感謝各位松girls（心）53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7FiMeccpI
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最後提一下，結尾真正的解釋設想過幾個版本，有單純的作夢而後夢醒，也有感覺有點毛毛的版本……為了松野家的幸福快樂，就請大家自行腦補了（炸）ns3.14.73.0da2
