※六胞胎中心,無CP。59Please respect copyright.PENANAsnWytiG13u
※這篇文有點痛,但痛的不是肋骨(?)59Please respect copyright.PENANAgM3Li4jK9i
※六胞胎的名字因為遲遲無法決定要用那個翻譯,最後直接使用原文,對名字敏感者還請自行迴避(ry59Please respect copyright.PENANANk62c8kuhI
※抓bug大感謝QwQ59Please respect copyright.PENANA9KOnNjfmgI
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六、59Please respect copyright.PENANA4r0XjUEiNy
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「Hustle! Hustle! Muscle! Muscle!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAkm4dhwr33T
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剛被從球棒上放下來的一松覺得自己快要吐了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAmeXX8DGRT9
即便同樣的練習已經歷練過千百個日子,他仍然無法很好地適應那種像是內臟要被甩出體外的難受。59Please respect copyright.PENANAo2TlfKhWCD
抱著肚子,臉色蒼白地跟在朝氣滿滿的十四松身後,一松慢步走回屋裡。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQR4ICWzxmT
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吵嚷依舊,他既不加入、也不制止,就是默默地拖著腳步,挪到客廳的最邊緣,窩在那個能讓自己安心的小小角落。59Please respect copyright.PENANA0T4ttaAAPR
看著為了最後一塊仙貝扭打起來的哥哥們、試圖勸架但似乎也快要被惹毛的チョロ松哥哥、假裝什麼都沒看見的トド松,以及一臉雀躍想要加入混戰的十四松,沒有人注意到他的到來,而他也只是持續地沉默。59Please respect copyright.PENANAie25AMP5yV
或許一如他的來到,有一天他悄悄地消失了,也不會驚起任何人的注意吧。一松想著。59Please respect copyright.PENANASFvr5gh6Ml
環著雙膝的手臂不自覺地微微收緊。59Please respect copyright.PENANAYWk4wIlvAT
他依然靜默著。59Please respect copyright.PENANArIDS6BvTg2
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「唔啊、真舒服──」59Please respect copyright.PENANAH5i8QYedOl
率先踏出澡堂的おそ松大大地伸了個懶腰,卻冷不防被走在身後的弟弟踹了一腳。59Please respect copyright.PENANAkrpCy3YE6L
「不要擋在門口啦!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAVQr8MOhKYn
繞過向前向嗆幾步的哥哥,チョロ松抱著自己的盥洗衣物逕自往家的方向走去,跟在身後的是同樣視若無睹的トド松與一如既往亢奮的十四松。59Please respect copyright.PENANAE6lL6cQZ2n
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稍早在浴池裡又一次淪為兄弟們惡整目標的カラ松,提著鞋三兩步跑到了門口,布鞋一放、一蹬,就要趕上其他人。59Please respect copyright.PENANAfuETpQKpcO
「等一下啊!松野家的孩子!」59Please respect copyright.PENANA8rwLsOajuP
有些年邁的澡堂老闆扯著嗓子喊住了他。59Please respect copyright.PENANAgwyiNGV7HK
カラ松回頭迎上一拐一拐朝自己走來的老闆,才剛要開口詢問,空著的那 隻手便被拉起並塞進了某些東西。59Please respect copyright.PENANAwUNZWFRR03
「這是……?」59Please respect copyright.PENANAmZm14aKSHT
錢?59Please respect copyright.PENANAUh4BCZyqrd
「哎呀、你兄弟糊塗了,多給了老爺子我一人份的錢呢。」老闆笑咪咪地解釋道。59Please respect copyright.PENANAtJYOcz9QzL
「啊、是這樣啊,真是不好意思!」カラ松不疑有他,拿穩了幾枚銅板就往褲子口袋裡放,「竟然給了六個人的洗澡錢……?」59Please respect copyright.PENANAeMTy8KodZJ
一邊喃喃自語,一邊往門口邁步。59Please respect copyright.PENANASnnCTyEABu
然而在跨出去的前一秒,他突然回過了頭。59Please respect copyright.PENANAgDoc0zwfAl
怔怔地望向豪邁地寫著「男」字的深紫色門簾布。59Please respect copyright.PENANA5lN6z1RTBX
他有一種奇怪的感覺。59Please respect copyright.PENANAyYdF1RaeKc
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總覺得,他們似乎弄丟了什麼。59Please respect copyright.PENANAXCLaCPJs4i
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四、59Please respect copyright.PENANAAPiVlcCSCF
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被兄弟們圍在中間,チョロ松緊張地吞了口口水。59Please respect copyright.PENANAZKe1BGb7vE
「那、我要剝開囉。」59Please respect copyright.PENANASECRzIWqCn
一邊說著,微微顫抖的手指捏著剝開了還帶有熱度的紅豆餅、也是唯一一個尚未被破壞的紅豆餅。59Please respect copyright.PENANAiZpiPvj03F
看著從裂縫中冒出的紅豆餡,所有人同時鬆了口氣。59Please respect copyright.PENANATQrFkHqcFr
「太好了!四個都是紅豆餡的,這樣平分就沒有問題啦!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAbqNgUyL4xg
おそ松開心地道,伸手拿出盒子裡另一個早已裂開一條縫的紅豆餅,開始享用點心。其他人也跟著拿走了屬於自己的那一份。59Please respect copyright.PENANA2TsAlBF1ee
因為沒有搶食的問題,トド松很是悠哉地啃著他的紅豆餅──和一旁三兩下吞掉點心的十四松正好相反──沒幾分鐘,半個紅豆餅已經消失在他的肚子裡。59Please respect copyright.PENANAIFu4zUvH74
然後他突然停下了動作。59Please respect copyright.PENANABjmXZpmkpa
吃完自己那份的十四松仍有些嘴饞,見狀便迅速湊近トド松身邊。59Please respect copyright.PENANADMlvNkucLF
「トッティ,你不吃了嗎?」59Please respect copyright.PENANA1TLzWy8Zm6
十四松問著,毫不掩飾眼神中閃爍的一連串「快給我快給我快給我」。59Please respect copyright.PENANAVVwHV8st2D
「我要吃!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAMRTyPggOk0
「不行!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAVLJF1zxprw
稍微因為十四松而受到驚嚇的トド松,趕忙捧著剩下的半個紅豆餅,挪到房間的另一端避難。59Please respect copyright.PENANADf4J6ZzKpx
他不是不吃了。59Please respect copyright.PENANA9ljPCyucA2
他只是莫名地覺得,今天的紅豆餅好像比平常大了好多好多。59Please respect copyright.PENANAl5Ygq0sQqQ
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「嗝!」59Please respect copyright.PENANA7GV6wBWmka
不知道是誰先打了個大嗝,接著彷彿回音一般,聲量不一的酒嗝開始此起彼落。59Please respect copyright.PENANAdceFk8kdT2
「チビ太──再來一瓶……嗝!」59Please respect copyright.PENANADHNrMQIFjr
おそ松的下巴擱在桌面上,雙眼已經因為醉意要睜不睜,卻還不忘揮動手裡喝得見底的酒杯,讓關東煮老闆再幫他們兄弟開瓶啤酒,好喝個盡興。59Please respect copyright.PENANAKSLhyakBCy
「你們都醉成這樣子,還想再喝啊……喂!チョロ松!要吐給我去旁邊的水溝吐,不要對著我的關東煮亂來啊!」59Please respect copyright.PENANA2fVanSO59p
聽著一旁的雞飛狗跳,一向喜歡跟著大吵大鬧的十四松一反常態,只是趴在桌上,虛虛地握著啤酒杯的把柄,嘴裡時不時傳出意義不明的「嘿嘿」笑聲。59Please respect copyright.PENANAKJhiEWYYb1
昏黃的燈光下,連哥哥們的臉都看得模糊。59Please respect copyright.PENANAbXmkgcExKD
好像今天真的喝得特別醉呢。59Please respect copyright.PENANA5cL6lQNvaG
明明和平常一樣,都只點了三瓶酒,怎麼兄弟三個喝起來卻醉得這麼厲害?59Please respect copyright.PENANAsZX4bLXDCe
瞇了瞇眼,十四松再也抵抗不住來勢洶洶的睏意,帶著他的疑惑進入了夢鄉。59Please respect copyright.PENANA5hRaLAG6iA
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到底是為什麼呢……59Please respect copyright.PENANAuxIt9X1Pme
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二、59Please respect copyright.PENANAuEb46K2mmy
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「好啦、好啦!我跟你去打小鋼珠就是了啦!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAE7G2XgVO66
長達半個小時的抗戰結束,最終チョロ松因為煩不勝煩而率先舉白旗投降──其實他也很想直接把手裡的書砸到おそ松臉上,以還世界一個清靜;無奈那是有作者親筆簽名的限量珍藏版,投鼠尚需忌器,他實在捨不得將它用作凶器,玷汙了它。59Please respect copyright.PENANAiTAQVF68ZO
在弟弟心中被比作老鼠的おそ松不曉得對方複雜的心理活動,死纏爛打戰略成功了以後,又開始催促著該出門了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAlguIkRhJml
「快點呀,チョロ松!我覺得我現在手氣超好的,再不走,勝利可是不會一直等著我們的啊!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAbdmJhwwJIP
「煩死了!」59Please respect copyright.PENANA8jLqWq09Ph
頂著哥哥急切的目光,チョロ松小心謹慎地把書收回附贈的特製紙盒中,捧回自己的書架上擺好。待一切工作完成之後,他才不情不願地跟在おそ松身後,準備出門。59Please respect copyright.PENANAALkHwj4d9p
「我們出去囉。」他下意識地對著屋裡喊道。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQabdYRApnl
不過不對。59Please respect copyright.PENANArXglSIKuM7
爸爸媽媽一大早就出門去了,家裡也沒其他人,他對著空盪盪的房子大喊,是在喊給誰聽?59Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ewb6kXVDS
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隱約有個念頭。59Please respect copyright.PENANAF1O7hfsfe8
似乎應該有那個「誰」存在才對。59Please respect copyright.PENANAz3dzgOJeDh
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一、59Please respect copyright.PENANAbUKWI5eyMa
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他醒了。59Please respect copyright.PENANArDI8awvPE0
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掙扎著從被窩裡坐了起來,おそ松打著哈欠伸著懶腰,試圖驅散殘存的睡意。59Please respect copyright.PENANAKcrz71DxYG
「早安啊……」59Please respect copyright.PENANAFl0gmZEnOi
然而他的問候就像是投入大海的石子,得不到半點回應。59Please respect copyright.PENANA7LwU1dk6QU
他小心翼翼地將手探向身側,卻意外落了個空。59Please respect copyright.PENANAR6mRhf5vya
受到驚嚇般猛然轉頭環顧四周,整個房間寂靜得荒誕。59Please respect copyright.PENANAtzP4W89Z5G
只有他一個。59Please respect copyright.PENANA95bEGObm6y
可是他的房間,不應該大得只為居住他一人;他的被褥,不應該小得只能容納他一人。59Please respect copyright.PENANASlPXKHkkD3
「咦……?」59Please respect copyright.PENANAFJKAYnLsyp
是不是他作了個夢?59Please respect copyright.PENANAIll8GIT5hE
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一個存在五位和他有著相同容貌的兄弟的夢。59Please respect copyright.PENANAlcRdTN39ph
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零、59Please respect copyright.PENANAiyLbNOaARA
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他醒了。59Please respect copyright.PENANA46hDf0oJlK
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「おそ松哥哥,你到底要不要起床啊?一直睡睡睡,睡那麼久是想一路睡到地獄去嗎?」59Please respect copyright.PENANAxsa8e3YrZY
茫然之間,他聽到了熟悉的聲音,以及似是理所當然存在的竊笑聲。59Please respect copyright.PENANAavFEfvlTQ9
這裡是他的家。59Please respect copyright.PENANAcjZVHHYl9y
──是他的家!59Please respect copyright.PENANAmb2d4BX1UR
意識到這件事情的剎那,おそ松猛然坐起,卻差點要撞上正伸手探他鼻息的カラ松,還有方才出聲呼喚自己的チョロ松。59Please respect copyright.PENANAcd673gTZdL
「カラ松……チョロ松……」59Please respect copyright.PENANAr4IdiHEZwD
「喔,還活著。」カラ松對チョロ松說道。59Please respect copyright.PENANAxHVKG4p09y
「嗯,還活著。」チョロ松點頭回應。59Please respect copyright.PENANA4iOk64ej0N
仍半處在恍惚狀態的おそ松並沒有反應過來弟弟們究竟在說些什麼,思緒還不斷地被夜裡惡夢地片段炸得混亂。59Please respect copyright.PENANA8c5KMY9S3i
忽然腦子一熱,眼眶一紅,他勾著脖子抱住二個弟弟就開始放聲大哭,哭得不計形象,甚至用力過猛,把カラ松和チョロ松都撲倒在寬大的被褥上。59Please respect copyright.PENANAokfcq2PEYi
「欸!等──」59Please respect copyright.PENANAsKhVyyHuz1
「嗚嗚カラ松……チョ、チョロ松……還有一松、十四松、トド松……嗚……太好了,你們都還在……」59Please respect copyright.PENANAQy7yQUc5D3
おそ松難以自制地哭著。59Please respect copyright.PENANA5D2wBvEw2K
他作了一個噩夢。59Please respect copyright.PENANAAHPUSXhXGb
他夢到一個他的兄弟們都不曾存在的世界,夢到所謂的「松野家六胞胎」其實只有他、只有「松野おそ松」,其他人都是他在夢裡的幻想。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzdcIr3PmUR
不過太好了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAqaNQXP5xFW
他醒了。他沒有失去他的兄弟,任何一個。59Please respect copyright.PENANAHx5W4gQ7HF
「おそ松哥哥!不管你要說什麼,可以先把我們放開,坐好了以後再說嗎!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAY3j1uaiMTT
覺得快要被勒斃的チョロ松努力地用他唯一使得上力的喉嚨搶救自己的一條小命。59Please respect copyright.PENANAO5mpP3duFF
「哼哼,雖然不知道發生了什麼事,但我就大發慈悲地把肩膀借給brother你靠一下吧!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAbXcifUJlrs
相對較沒有生命危險的カラ松不忘趁機在心裡暗暗讚嘆自己的魅力無邊。59Please respect copyright.PENANAyAzIvzCPpb
而一旁躲過熊抱劫難的トド松,看著おそ松哭得一把鼻涕一把眼淚──那鼻涕還懸在カラ松額頭上方要掉不掉,幸虧沉浸在自我世界中的カラ松毫無所覺──遠遠地推了盒剛拆封的面紙到三人附近,仁至義盡後默默退到房間之外。59Please respect copyright.PENANAEfQzbReKHi
十四松和一松動作更是快上許多,早在確定おそ松除了莫名其妙地大哭以外,沒什麼異常的地方之後,一塊兒開心地到家門外進行例行的揮棒練習……或許開心的只有十四松一人。59Please respect copyright.PENANAEH1OhgJiAJ
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「唔呃呃呃──」59Please respect copyright.PENANAFBl8RazvXC
「Hustle! Hustle! Muscle! Muscle!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAc87ywHt92d
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*消失的順序59Please respect copyright.PENANAAF90UFTHVA
一松 → 因為愛(x) 第一位讓一松消失,是基於他強烈的自卑感,總覺得「如果我消失了,沒有人會發現」這種念頭會在他的心裡浮現。(●邪先生表示:至少我會ry)(錯棚#)59Please respect copyright.PENANAoyRNMILebi
カラ松 → 因為最近被カラ松的種種MAD&圖文虐到,所以換我出手了!!!(被拖走)59Please respect copyright.PENANACtkOLKTgn6
トド松、十四松、チョロ松 → 直覺,就是直覺,毫無理由(咦)59Please respect copyright.PENANAaLg1HeFgVR
おそ松 → 單純因為這部就叫「おそ松さん」,所以覺得如果六胞胎裡只剩下一個人,那一定是おそ松。59Please respect copyright.PENANAeR0IvqbFDT
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*後記59Please respect copyright.PENANAa8jmOP5vjz
好久沒寫同人文(ryyyyy59Please respect copyright.PENANA9hx8mjqWDx
正在努力讓手感復歸,如果有抓到bug歡迎告訴我QwQ59Please respect copyright.PENANAOdakR06cjw
有任何心得也請務必告訴我,心得大感謝QwQ59Please respect copyright.PENANAwOPqNAzsaA
感謝各位松girls(心)59Please respect copyright.PENANAJi8Ew7uXJk
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最後提一下,結尾真正的解釋設想過幾個版本,有單純的作夢而後夢醒,也有感覺有點毛毛的版本……為了松野家的幸福快樂,就請大家自行腦補了(炸)ns3.135.224.139da2