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作死,一種人類經過惡作劇、搗蛋這種刺激的行為,來得到快感的動作。雖然作死是是十分危險的,正如古人云:不作死,就不會死;但在人類漫長的歷史上,根本沒有人停止過作死,也全部付出了各種代價。62Please respect copyright.PENANAfSTyGp5O3E
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而此時此刻,我,宋文杰,某個17歲才去考高中的蠢材,正在承受著作死的後果。62Please respect copyright.PENANAULnubaxt9s
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“喂!還不快提了行李就滾嗎!”62Please respect copyright.PENANAt1wzF3EAq9
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我一臉面無表情,直直盯著前面的雙馬尾少女。少女有著跟我同色的——暗紅色的頭髮,同色的眼瞳,甚至連樣貌,都常被稱作非常相似。唯一的不相似,就是這個少女,常被誇長得非常可愛,而且追求者也多得要命……相貌比我給好上了多少倍。62Please respect copyright.PENANA8moJWpxWmy
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而此刻,這個被稱十分可愛的少女正雙手叉腰,一臉的厭惡與憤怒。所謂天使一般嬌美動人的臉孔正扭曲得要命,說是邪惡的惡魔也不怎麼過分。62Please respect copyright.PENANA1ClBtctnZX
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“……我又惹你了嗎!”對於她的發怒,我也不甘示弱,雖然說對一個女生這麼罵肯定會被反嗆的,由其那少女還是你所謂可愛的妹妹……就算如此,我還是朝她吼了:“真沒法理解為何你有那麼多追求者!你明明就是個潑婦、母老虎!怎麼又無故發怒了!照照鏡子吧!你現在的模樣跟我一樣醜啊!”我真聰明,罵人的時候還不忘自黑一下。62Please respect copyright.PENANAvLhsPrJBSD
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她崩壞的表情在那一瞬間收斂了。62Please respect copyright.PENANA6N8AyUwqMu
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下一秒她的表情又扭曲了起來,好像我們有什麼殺父害母之仇一樣,她也朝我吼了:“就是因為你考進了那所貴得要命的廢柴學校,媽媽本來要給我買新刀的錢都補你的學費去了!靠!吃什麼布丁啊!有人會一下子吃40個布丁的嗎?!有病麼你!?“62Please respect copyright.PENANAoKEC83vQsm
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……布丁。62Please respect copyright.PENANA4BlpAwEcqs
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我最愛的食物的名字喚醒了我的記憶。62Please respect copyright.PENANAf6rzMhUAgi
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大約一個月前,樓下一間價廉物美的甜品店開張了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAdRiWDsdxuj
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甜品店賣的焦糖布丁據說特別好吃,於是我這個布丁狂人就跑去買了1、2個來吃。結果,果然是超好吃的:雖然甜得要命卻毫不油膩,焦糖也香脆得讓人欲罷不能……我掏了掏我的錢包,嗯,帶了整整500塊錢,一個布丁10塊錢……62Please respect copyright.PENANAldEszXhsyD
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當時店裡只有40個布丁,也好在只有40個。62Please respect copyright.PENANAUjNFFzplmL
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400塊就這樣花掉了,那是我一個星期打工賺的錢,不過這不是重點。62Please respect copyright.PENANAdJODp3sAd0
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重點是,第二天,就是考高中的試。62Please respect copyright.PENANAhhbcJDP2I3
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我的成績不算特別差,而且也有溫習……不過,坐進考場後,我忽然發現自己沒帶筆。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqdkxUg8lqT
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這也沒什麼大不了的,我從鄰桌那兒借了筆。可是借完筆後,我發現自己的考卷有幾頁是空白的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAjWRXL6jfIU
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這也沒什麼大不了的,我跟老師換了另一份。最後,我又發現……62Please respect copyright.PENANA73tDUR3CeY
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……我的肚子好痛啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAub4D8EBaZN
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那個瞬間,我簡直天崩地裂了。我脹痛的肚子讓我當場無法思考,我顫抖著舉起手來,略帶顫音的說道:“我……我想上……廁、廁所……”62Please respect copyright.PENANAulYqKKOfY2
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監考老師大概被我這副好像快要生了的表情給嚇到了吧,差點直接叫救護車了。我發揮了我多年來最擅常的“逃跑”能力,逃命一樣直接衝進廁所裡去了。拉了整整1.5小時才回去。62Please respect copyright.PENANAKMOkgpPdiE
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這是對我而言最重要的魔法理論科考試,考試時間為3小時。當我回去時,剩那1.5小時了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAI0GOHtTsnc
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我用盡了我畢生的力量,快速地在考卷裡作答。我的手動得就像是機械造的一樣,可是最後我還是剩下6頁沒有寫完。62Please respect copyright.PENANAaSgbzGcDXR
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走出考場時,我整個人都呈現灰白色的臉色。不知是因為拉得如此虛弱,還是試卷給我的打擊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAAf5h70Gswf
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筆試也掛了……我實戰的成績又是一坨糞便一樣……62Please respect copyright.PENANAfOvSVHzxpZ
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我這次真是完蛋了。我絕望地想道。62Please respect copyright.PENANAW4QMoyURou
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回到家,可能是可憐我吧,我妹竟然沒有來落井下石,只是輕輕地用鼻子“哼”了一聲以示對我的嘲笑。可是當時我沒有精力去回應她的嘲笑,而是保持著灰白的狀態。62Please respect copyright.PENANAvqotO6Kq9L
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“喂,結果送到了!”62Please respect copyright.PENANAJPCJwap2yi
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當我從我媽的手上接過那神聖的結果後,我戰戰兢兢地剝開了包裝……62Please respect copyright.PENANAMj3fx9s7dL
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我媽湊過來看了看。數秒後,她瞄到了學費那一欄。然後,她就這樣狠狠地往我頭上一巴,力道打得讓我差不多要撞破玻璃窗飛出去了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAixCW93Djti
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“你這不孝子!”老媽的臉扭曲得跟魔鬼無異,“你老妹的學校學費貴就算了,她還能拿到半額的獎學金啊!但是你看看你,考進這麼一間又差又貴的學校,還要我多交全額學費,你是在逗我嗎!你能像你妹妹一樣拿到獎學金嗎!”然後她又一記上勾拳,我飛上去撞天花板了,頭差點沒開花。62Please respect copyright.PENANApJjHmOfkVv
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這邊順便一提,我老妹成績很好,雖然不是模範生,卻是考全級裡10名內的人物。而且,她的好不只是在筆試上,即使是實戰,也強得不像話。62Please respect copyright.PENANAwhtdqGQCYX
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比起我這個不務正業的二流之人,老妹根本是神人啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAhFQXiKNVNb
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時間點回到了現在。反正,老媽還是給我交了學費(雖然可能是因為沒別的學校收我),我也是要去我的學校去了。62Please respect copyright.PENANADN5eKwuweI
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其實,回想完之後,我覺得是我比較對不起老妹……62Please respect copyright.PENANAdqGGOGL7PP
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老妹仍然在盯著我,有血海深仇的怒盯的那種。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkLT2ybvdDr
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“說真格的,你要開始走了沒有?“她的臉上除了厭惡,還多上了不耐煩,”盯著你的臉都讓我覺得煩啊!親愛的哥哥!還不快點滾?“62Please respect copyright.PENANA8Fa1CYq4wr
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你可以別看我的臉的好嗎!62Please respect copyright.PENANABK7z1sPjLB
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“好啦好啦!我要走了——“62Please respect copyright.PENANAWMFcN2lIzv
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語音都還沒落下,門立刻“啪“的一聲關上了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAUjxp2e5UNy
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“老妹——我不買牛奶回來了——!“我報复性地、咬牙切齒地吼。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOmGq8uUivJ
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“靠!“屋子裡立刻傳來臭罵的聲音。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcZUquf2WqO
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我心情大好,直接就調頭下了樓,也不管我妹在罵些什麼。62Please respect copyright.PENANAsnKUPdDnE9
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一路地走,在公車站等車,上車,繳費,坐下,然後一直發呆,直至車直通到達了市區的中心。62Please respect copyright.PENANAzl4nfanNTp
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車到了市中心已是好幾小時後的事了。62Please respect copyright.PENANA1gIEVsYK9e
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所有著“市區垃圾場“之稱的學校就在市區中心的旁邊。62Please respect copyright.PENANARQjIRzoXli
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下了車後,我正在一個商店街旁邊。我緊盯地圖,一邊往學校的方向進發。15分鐘的路程後,面前便是我將要讀那個3年的學校,也是收容我這坨大型垃圾的地方。62Please respect copyright.PENANAp6AS7ojGtk
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我抬頭,那是一所與平常學校無異的學校。比較接近校門的是主要教學樓嗎?好像在學校資料那兒看過。它看起來也非常正常,有7層外加天台的樣子,外牆的粉刷則是有點剝落,跟某些比較舊的學校無異。62Please respect copyright.PENANAZybPjeY5GJ
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學校旁邊是一座山,大概就是學校資料裡說,用來訓練實戰的後山了吧。還能因某些訓練而變成某種形態的樣子。不過,它滿山都是茂密的大樹,看起來真的很正常。62Please respect copyright.PENANA80FQWEJKjY
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看起來是真的很正常…...等等,教學大樓的5樓,有一個窗戶在噴水?62Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9YUKTN7gr
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……我好像還看見有人尖叫著被沖出來了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAUVINcy9nRG
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都是幻覺而已吧……我前行幾步,學校的門,也就是一個很高大的鐵閘,就這樣在我面前大敞。62Please respect copyright.PENANA7lUgTZsn6a
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……這原來是自動門嗎?62Please respect copyright.PENANAlVdODky5l6
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好先進哦!還感覺像是鬼門關大開吸引人進來那樣先進哦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAhdydWV0XDO
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我再前行數步,已經走進了校園的範圍。我背後的鐵閘“吱呀”一聲又自動關上了,果然好先進啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANA1MWdKJSNCJ
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我拉著行李,一瞬間不知該往哪裡走。62Please respect copyright.PENANAZTuO4YxBpb
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不是該先到宿舍去的嗎?62Please respect copyright.PENANAirwVaP1m7e
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可是我不知道宿舍在哪裡啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAt3RIjXob6z
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我仰頭凝視著這教學大樓,覺得應該在這大樓裡面找人幫我才對。62Please respect copyright.PENANAXTe5uaKg4T
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“喂!快停下!”62Please respect copyright.PENANA6fwyP3bV5e
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有人嗎?難道是校工伯伯嗎?62Please respect copyright.PENANAgxD01LEtjd
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因為我住得離市區較遠,在今天,也就是來到學校宿舍先安定一下的日子,我特準遲一些才到學校。所以,現在學生們大概都把東西給擺放好,在教學大樓或者課室那頭自由時間去了吧。所以校門口這邊才這麼少人。因此,要是有人喊停我,那該是校工伯伯才對。62Please respect copyright.PENANAzY3l2ZEbd4
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我回過頭去。62Please respect copyright.PENANALTc9gi8Mlq
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但是,那並不是和善的校工伯伯或姨姨——看見這群人後的第一秒,我只想爆出粗口。62Please respect copyright.PENANANs2bNvaLlb
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為什麼想爆粗口?要是你看見你正在被一群頭染成金毛或者各種不科學的顏色,一臉不屑看不起人,活像不良少年的人包圍,你會想要跟他們友好地說道“唉喲,你好,多多指教”嗎?62Please respect copyright.PENANAu0BUncQZ3r
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“請問有什麼事呢?”62Please respect copyright.PENANADDzmWZj5Ud
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我裝得一臉的友善純潔,就像我老妹扮豬吃老虎時的模樣。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqNIXljkQkr
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“你有電池嗎?”看起來帶頭的紅髮不良少年嘴裡還叼著根煙,眼裡的神色就像是在說“你有就交出來,沒有也請你交出來“。62Please respect copyright.PENANAlDgDxLbcdf
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電池?62Please respect copyright.PENANALInms3nJ1c
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你要來幹什麼啊!現在的人還會隨身帶備電池了嗎?62Please respect copyright.PENANASP00CdMK2c
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電池在N年前當然十分有用處,遙控啊玩具啊什麼都需要電池才能發動,可是這麼久遠的發明,今天不該是已經被淘汰了嗎?62Please respect copyright.PENANAOKKlBnXSEx
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現在都用充電器了好嗎!62Please respect copyright.PENANAGb6iaHNE72
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“抱歉……大哥,我身上沒有。“62Please respect copyright.PENANAZh1yGTjyBI
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有也不會給你的吧!62Please respect copyright.PENANAbevRJxqGaF
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那個紅髮不良少年一聽見我的話,極度不爽地笑了。這樣說感覺實在很古怪,他是在笑著沒錯,不過感覺到他的不爽。62Please respect copyright.PENANAd1e3FlcDdW
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他笑著瞪我的神色就似是看見有著不共載天之仇的人一樣……老妹你盯人的方法在何時發揚光大了啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANATjbUtSsPTw
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紅髮不良少年揚了揚眉,這個時候我才發現他長得頗不錯的。62Please respect copyright.PENANACjzbZKSVuW
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沒天理啊!什麼時候連這種不良青年也長得那麼帥了?我一個正道之人,沒做過什麼傷天害理之事,卻長得像一坨……一樣?62Please respect copyright.PENANA1IXUODfefR
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“快揍他好嗎?“他吐出一口煙來,差點把我給嗆哭。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqcRRBVBGFS
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等等……!?62Please respect copyright.PENANAKmn4JUJJGs
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我感覺到了生命危險。尤其當我看見那群不良青年有的露出了刀,有的正在聚集屬性的時候。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnW6spV5c1f
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你們要揍的人是我而已啊!用得動真格嗎?用得真的花魔力跟體力去揍我嗎?62Please respect copyright.PENANAbo8OkG7Y2i
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可不可以只用拳頭啊!我只是路過而且沒帶電池這種老古董上街而已好嗎!你們根本不通情達理好不好!62Please respect copyright.PENANAxIuBYik6MU
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反正,就是這樣,此刻,我,宋文杰,一個17歲才考高中的蠢才,正被學校裡意味不明地出現的不良少年給逼退到了牆角。62Please respect copyright.PENANAKfGlBhtdvY
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叫你作死!叫你作死!62Please respect copyright.PENANAuv2E7CfpZr
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我恨不得扇自己兩個巴掌。62Please respect copyright.PENANAChHPc6vuk2
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現在來到這種學校了吧…….這都是作死的錯啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAtQGhL1c2Me
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誰叫我吃那40個布丁的啊!把那個人拉出去吊死啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAAxRzhBzBHT
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