當不二明彥回到家，手裡抱著克利姆，肩上站著一隻紅面具嘴鳥，怎麼樣都很奇觀，周助愣了一下，「爸爸，怎麼又帶回來?」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFhRne6HIC
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「爸爸喜新厭舊?」不二由美子吃著水果這麼說。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mAP5I66L0
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「爸爸喜新厭舊不是頭一天了。」不二裕太舉起自己的爪子揮了揮，背對他們專注的看著......鋼打姆機器戰隊卡通。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYLEcjqf2b
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「阿拉阿拉~這隻小鳥好可愛的說~」不二淑子端著晚餐盤子走出廚房。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr3ECTXzHZ
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[喔──美麗的小姐，認識妳是我的榮幸──]這隻鳥突然離開牠佔據很久的肩膀，飛到不二淑子的右邊架子上，張著翅膀賣弄風情，開始求愛大跳求偶舞......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJziQdktku6
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不二明彥開始臉色發黑再轉紅又變白，又成了徹底的黑，就算他接觸動物經驗不到一年，他還是明白這些動作的意義，而再場的一家大小也楞了一下，開始偷偷竊笑著，好奇最大的父親會做什麼動作，果然過了沒多久，只見不二明彥一個箭步，迅速的將乞視他老婆的壞鳥給抓了起來，還是狠心的抓牠脖子。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡablsV2qvIU
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打從在園內開始這隻鳥就開始在他的太歲頭上動土，而且最後不得已還才將牠帶回來，耗費了一張高級皮椅以外，難道就要搭上他老婆?!不，不，老虎不發威當他是病貓嗎?!所以接著他掐死牠也算合情合理......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesIkeOedGK
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「喔!真是夠了!──」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgVVMbbB4C
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[阿!──殺鳥阿──阿!!──]48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG14BGFOLnV
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「閉嘴!!可惡的鳥!!居然敢肖想我老婆!!──」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ663bWNDmeE
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[阿──!!想不到我堂堂一隻俊美無雙，帥到掉渣的鳥居然就要死在這大魔頭手裡了!──]48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF5qtd8sPl
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「老公阿，不要這麼用力，牠都在叫了!」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDOaUfZBmr
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「這個不知死活的肥鳥，敢挑悻我，就要有必死的決心──」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwzXGOke0q
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[阿──殺鳥阿──殺鳥阿──來鳥阿──救命阿──]48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkAhdtPOz7
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客廳裡迴盪著鳥的慘叫聲，鳥的羽毛都因為掙扎而掉了不少，克利姆擔心牠新交的朋友會因此而掛點，所以牠撲上前喀一聲，不二明彥的手臂上掛著一隻熊，克利姆為了朋友，豁出去了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVROC8JWGl
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「嗷──!!!!」不二明彥下意識揮著手，努力想揮掉手上那股刺人的痛感，也在這時候放走了手上的小鳥，巨嘴鳥因為掙扎掉了一些毛，牠飛快的盤旋到不二淑子後方，大大的喘氣著，媽媽唷!牠差點以為要死翹翹了!!而可憐的克利姆因為咬人所以再一次又被丟了出去......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O12hAQvgi
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「爸爸──!!你又丟克利姆做什麼!!」不二淑子站出來抬起手掌巴了自家老公，好在周助眼明手快立刻衝了過來接住牠，不然到時候又要送到藤木獸醫那折騰怎麼辦?!48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqTXyJmn8u
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[呼，差點死了......]巨嘴鳥心有餘悸的拍拍胸膛順順氣，接著抬起頭看那個剛剛害牠差點慘死的人類......俗話說的好，不是不爆發，而是非到那個點不會爆發，所以牠眼睛緊緊盯著不二明彥，腳爪上抓扒抓扒下面的架子，胸膛向前英姿煥發挺起，翅膀大大的兇猛張開，整隻鳥呈現了狩獵前的野性，就像老鷹一樣，瞇著眼看著眼前的獵物，接著迅速飛起，飛往剛剛在牠脖子上留下痕跡的人那裡......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgo55D1n4b
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[砲彈──攻擊──!!!]啪啪啪啪，一些帶有重量的液體砸向不二明彥的肩上、頭上、衣服上，不二明彥愣了一下，摸了臉上沾到的東西......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZoyqNdVAF
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他看到的是什麼?他看到的是什麼?48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWYbUM1Rmv
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他居然看到一坨坨白色的排泄物......俗稱鳥屎、鳥大變、鳥黃金......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgy8AKHXNhn
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「OH!Shit!!!!!──」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1YXSvIv8E
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等到不二明彥終於洗去一身腥味和鳥糞味，他穿著乾淨的家居服從房間走出，然後到達剛剛都來不及吃的餐桌上，吃著已經涼掉並且所剩無幾的菜餚，品嚐著無奈和寂寞以及無數悲哀的味道，以往俊俏無雙，迷死不少年輕少女和員工的臉，目前不是佈滿年紀的滄傷，而是佈滿灰沉沉的霉運。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK48KD2QSyU
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過了半晌，他吃完了，走向電視前，坐在沙發，陷在思緒裡的不二明彥完全沒注意身旁的一切訊息，當然也沒注意到不二裕太看的卡通已經從鋼打姆機械戰隊換到神奇寶貝，也沒注意到不二裕太正激動的閉著嘴巴，緊盯著眼前的緊要關頭，深怕眨了一次眼就錯過重要鏡頭，所以當不二明彥黯著臉色，臉色哀怨皺著眉頭抓起旁邊的遙控器，下意識按了自己最常看的新聞的時候，身旁的慘叫聲才將他給狠狠震醒。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgl2E7GPeDr
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「阿──我的小智──!!!!我的皮卡丘──!!!才剛到精采的地方阿──!!」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORanDjVEYl
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「阿?什麼??」恍然醒來的不二明彥還有些不在狀況內。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqdfw3LUTK
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「老爸──!!!還我皮卡丘來!!!───還我城市大聯盟比賽來──!!」不二裕太撲上前，徹底將老爸壓在沙發上，努力施行家暴的必要過程......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuUHwWzpE5
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----------------家暴小劇場-------------48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuUOjSXcUL
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「這一拳，為了皮卡丘!!──」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuh3plUuAR
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「裕太有話好說......阿喔!!!──」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPAQtFwRKj
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「這一拳，為了妙娃種子!!──」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tphi7pzCi
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「我剛沒看到妙娃種子......喔!!痛!──」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKQPpeRdrw
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「現在看到了，這一拳，為了小智!!──」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZoYoN0MFw
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「小智?剛剛沒出現小智吧?......喔!」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryospT3erk
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欲哭無淚的不二明彥被裕太壓在下面，臉上和身上都是痛打過後的痕跡......早知道不要這麼早敎孩子跆拳道了......老婆快來救我......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvplnAXT6Rw
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此時，克利姆正被不二周助好好照顧洗澡中......而且是一起洗，看著這個貌似白斬雞和全身沒什麼毛，沖個熱水白皙滑嫩的皮膚馬上就粉紅粉紅、水嫩水嫩，瘦弱但看的出訓練有素的胸膛前兩朵紅莓因為熱水而展立，看起來更加誘人的不二周助，克利姆下了個評論：48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeEJ4JLZbl
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無毛，真醜。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M9fYNDN6u
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然後又百分之百理所當然心安理得本該如此的享受媲美五星級SPA的按摩......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RzILRBX7k
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而另一邊，則是小鳥被帶進主臥房裡，榮登女主人的貼身小寵物......48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRwYRPHNhe
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