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Romance can't be that bad... Can it?
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Romance can't be that bad... Can it?
Submission Closed
A - A - A
It Gets Worse As You Read
By Flow
No Plagiarism!pvmy37YheSkUfLdsVfUAposted on PENANA

My name is Star Sparkle Cosmic Rainbow Unicorn but everyone just calls me Mary Sue. I have glowing rainbow hair, gold angel wings and I bleed sparkly pink blood and of course no one notices me. Why would they notice someone like me? I mean sometimes I see guys and gurls drool and stare at me, but they obviously want the hello kitty lunchbox I carry all the time.copyright protection98PENANAgu4DuOUESi

Obviously.copyright protection98PENANARiOeRSlP9A

Today I fly out the front door of my lonely bright yellow house ready to confess to my love. It's lonely because my family got adducted by fairies and never came back. But it's all good because I magically have a ton of money in my bank account for no apparent reasons.copyright protection98PENANAHuvXgJpbZj

Anyway I land elegantly behind the one I love. A playboy with periwinkle and white striped hair, violet eyes and flawless skin. He's always wears these really tight pants that are black and you can really admire his calves that way. He really was Gergous! So obviously he had a girl stuk on him as they staired lovingly into each others eyes.copyright protection98PENANAMfOQSiENXx

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I say happily as I shoved my way across vampires who were crying blood. They were the normals ones... unlike me.copyright protection98PENANA6OPU2GMowW

Now I'm, like, crying alone in he girl's bathroom. When he comes in. I don't know his name because I've only know him for 48 hours, but he's the one I love with his periwinkle hair and muscular build.copyright protection98PENANAZervbHeBTd

"Star Sparkle Cosmic Rainbow Unicorn I love u! Not that girl!" He said all depressed and my heart skipped a beat. Jegus, he said my name instead of Mary Sue! He takes my slender finger kissed it with black wings bursting from his back. He cries teal blood as we kissed beautifully. And I cried normal tears from how beautiful everything is in this relation ship.copyright protection98PENANAVFsJvl2a9Z

Together we fly off into the sunset that we made happen earlier with are love.copyright protection98PENANAHfOxaReXgK

"Person I recognize. What is thy name?" He looked at me with loving eyes and said.copyright protection98PENANAUfYlKa2ZLV

"Gary Stu." All sexily and stuff.copyright protection98PENANAcGBFq61sha

(We can agree that this is sufficiently terrible, correct?)copyright protection98PENANAsYqgvA7Jxn

Comments ( 14 )

The Virtual Shadow - I refuse to understand this!
Nah that was pretty interesting. Bad (which in this case good) but randomly funny to read.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - CRYING TEAL BLOOD?! Perfect. I love how he said his name was Gary Sue...hang on, doesn't that mean...um, they share the same last name? This was really strange and fun, loved the vampire bit there!
1 year agoreply

Flow - Gary Stu actually. (Make version of Mary Sue).
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @JellyKat, Whoops, I rarely pick up on that difference between names, my bad!
1 year agoreply

1 year agoreply

Flow - *bows*
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @JellyKat, I'm afraid to submit an entry, honestly, don't know how to compete with this, it had all the right plot holes, the girl he was gazing into each others eyes with didn't even try to stop it, and Gary walked RIGHT INTO THE GIRLS ROOM, NO ONE BATS AN EYE!

Oh, and I love the thing about the lunchbox, forgot to say that!
1 year agoreply

Flow - @Kokiri-Hylian-Hero
Without at least 3 entries there won't even be a winner. I have faith in your trash.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @JellyKat, Aw, thanks! I guess if I don't enter you can't win...I can't let THAT happen, the world deserves to see it, and you deserve a badge!
1 year agoreply

Lata - 'vampires crying blood', is that a reference to My Immortal? This is brilliant!
1 year agoreply

Flow - Caught the reference, eh?
1 year agoreply

Flow - Me: oh, I'll invite Alex!

Me: *Ends up inviting 8 more people*

Me: shiznits
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - This is going to get interesting fast, isn't it?
1 year agoreply

Jane Glass - Challenge accepted.
1 year agoreply