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Romance can't be that bad... Can it?
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Romance can't be that bad... Can it?
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A Convoluted Plot
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Lord Geoffrey and Lady Silvia were the obvious pair to unite the two ever warring kingdoms, but they weren't in love, until one fateful evening. 158Please respect copyright.PENANAUJHYTzWQMi

"Silvia," Geoffrey whispered, as they stared at the stars, "I think I've been hit with an arrow." Silvia leaned back and found an arrow had shot through his back pocket and possibly wallet.158Please respect copyright.PENANA37OtqEf6WM
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"Yup, you did, 'From Cupid, hoping the best for you two lovebirds!" she read the letter and jolted as an arrow shot through her wallet as well, and the two kissed each other.158Please respect copyright.PENANAYTPPgDAq3g
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They jumped up and danced among the constellations, falling more and more in love, until one day she fell ill.158Please respect copyright.PENANAiXZ0WTzTJl
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"Doctor, bring us the poison." Geoffrey sighed. Silvia held his hand and smiled, then opened her mouth, but in the next instant he tossed it back like it was whiskey or something, "There, my love, together eternally bound art we!"158Please respect copyright.PENANAbNt0gTFw0C
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"Oh, Geo!" she leaned up to meet his lips, but before they could embrace, he fell dead on her lap.158Please respect copyright.PENANAiYv7NMLocO
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The funeral was almost over and Silvia leaned over the coffin to say goodbye one last time, tears misting up her eyes, "Oh, Geoffrey, why didn't I die of that serious illness?!"158Please respect copyright.PENANAEvMDvIx4Cg
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"Well, looks like the funeral went off without a hitch." the general said to her, pulling her back as tears rolled down her eyes.158Please respect copyright.PENANAqN3TOkNtQN
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"No!" she leaned forward, but was pulled back, and the tears flew from her face, due to her being pulled back, breaking surface tension and retaining their trajectory, and suddenly the landed on Geoffrey's coat, and was absorbed by him and he woke from his coma! Apparently the poison was slow acting, and it woke him from his sleep, but before she saw this, she drew the general's sword and impaled herself, falling dead into Geoffrey's lap. 158Please respect copyright.PENANA68MCgzo1YA
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The tree bloomed pink every day on that day ever since, until one day he decided to enter the tomb and kill himself, he leaned against the coffin she was in and stabbed himself, and fell over dead into his chest, and then she woke up.158Please respect copyright.PENANAQC5CgBlNGX
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"Oh, Geoffrey, why did you not know that this was a regeneration facility?!" she pulled the knife from his chest and stabbed herself, and heard his voice one last time.158Please respect copyright.PENANA46L70AsO4i
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"My love...I cannot hear your words, yet I see your mouth moving, you see...I am deaf." he took her hand and smiled, "The poison impaired me...but this knife impales us both, and unites us in death forevermore!" 158Please respect copyright.PENANABarnMIXaJW
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She felt him pull the knife out and saw him kiss it before he died, she took it and kissed the knife as well, and they fell over dead in each others arms.158Please respect copyright.PENANAKAyQdPszC8
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And then got reincarnated due to reasons involving Merlin and a dragon's blood, and a phoenix's down, and lived happily forever after. 158Please respect copyright.PENANAwGfiOgSg4W
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Comments ( 7 )

Flow - Never ending respawn. Feels bad man.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - Yeah, leave the respawns to heroes! Who are not I. :-}
1 year agoreply

Maria3313 - This is /terrible/. I love it.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - Yay, Maria put emphasis on terrible, that means I already did a bad job! XD
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - Still a better love story than Twilight?

1 year agoreply

Naerie - Yes. Definately.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @CaitlinJHunter,  Good to know!
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