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將早餐提袋放到桌上、推開縮著一大坨褚冥漾的電腦椅，冰炎在對方離開椅子緊貼過來地掙扎中點開休眠中的筆電，「這就是一整夜努力的成果？」89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWNkUQTWqo
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昨晚見褚冥漾信誓旦旦地說著不開個word裝填一瀉三千里的靈感對不起褚家的祖宗十八代，自己也不是公私不分的人，冰炎才同意了對方夜間運動的請假。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr8tN7ndsY
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但，現在螢幕裡滿滿都是狀聲字，活像鍵盤中猴還是WORD卡到陰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNx39B3WPQ
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「很、很有進度的……」褚冥漾戳向螢幕的手指有點兒抖，「第一個那個啊是新角色被妖師巴頭後的慘叫，第二個啊是妖師回憶裡他被學長痛巴的，第三個啊敵方被很火大的的妖師開轟時的，第四個是……」89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QRYOMw5R4
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於是，一個啊字有了幾十近百個解釋，角色們的慘叫從小說第二部開始跨到作品大完結。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYwmzZ3LYB
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「現在這麼會說，怎麼不直接文字輸入檔案？」89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCl3pjid2x
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「欸……」如果他說老實說出第十五個啊開始是剛看到自家學長那張臉後開始的靈（胡）感（謅）而且大腦配置不足承受剛才流暢的腦洞爆發，已經將內容忘了大半，他可以保證出版社臉書管理會歡樂地PO出作者因攻受傷的延本通知。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXykxxvQomP
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瞧著褚冥漾天靈蓋上方三吋刷滿啊啊啊彈幕努力想藉口的模樣，冰炎懶得拆穿、也不想開口解釋自己對他的要求其實一直都是有進展就行，因而讓對方鬆懈下來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH7rVzy9N8
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何況如果哪天對方真的把文字便秘和死盯著自己臉想梗想腦洞劇情的毛病治癒了的話，那他……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGgDfTHvK5
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將各種無死角的痛巴猛踹念頭第N次塞回腦海深處，冰炎從桌上提袋拿兩紙盒和飲料，分別打開插上吸管後，將裝著帶熱度散著焦糖和奶油香上頭兩顆半熟蛋厚片土司的那盒遞出，褚冥漾抖著手接過。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCOTJ3ftUx
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兩蛋黃激烈地碰撞，程度堪比女性演員長（．）輩（．）在愛情動作片裡的激動。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k5hFONLab
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「呃，這是吃飽好上路的最後一餐嗎？」89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNvyV4N2ma
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「……是吃飽好『幹』活的最後一餐。」89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzXbVEYuBo
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（．）（．）：名詞，低頭就能看到的，可大可小的，能吸能吮89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEqzV3fDdc
