【寫手三十題】
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01. 梗總在閉眼要睡時爆出
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「學長~」原本安靜縮在冰炎胸膛、呼吸漸緩的褚冥漾睜眼,水潤的墨黑很晶亮,沒了不久前的疲憊朦朧,原本的少許沙啞也被主人的興奮掩蓋。
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「你覺得啊……第二部多個新角色名字就叫靈芝草怎樣!」71Please respect copyright.PENANARWIfU1AOvz
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「你真的知道靈芝草是什麼長什麼樣嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANA5JHhATmAKr
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「欸?」其實根本沒經歷那個年代的人眨眼,從新角色祖宗十八代和妖師一族、藥材與大夫抖M和玻璃劍相殺不相愛的糾葛腦補中回神,努力挖掘剛才影視頒獎典禮的經典片段剪輯印象,「不就一隻只會哎呀呀的……欸?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAdXvOLAWPyu
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糟糕好像是矮油油?等等還是逼逼啵啵叫?放棄聲音從影像回憶卻也只記得角色臉上有紅紅兩塊……等等、不對好像不是臉,紅紅的好像是在胸膛兩點……71Please respect copyright.PENANAavRry5ymmK
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冰炎隨手抓起床頭櫃上褚冥漾用來紀錄睡前突發腦洞的小冊子,兩三筆畫出當年的八點檔吉祥物,撕下紙張拍到對方額頭。「幫回憶,不用謝。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAjtAyksyAbZ
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這不是經常在自己屁股裡活動的丁丁嗎?不是淫者見淫,這東西拿給十個人看有九個會說是人類生殖器,剩下那個一個是不帶把還不太會表達的孩童。71Please respect copyright.PENANAdNkc3pkBoz
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「學長不要性騷擾!」那一隻如果真的長得這麼猥瑣整個劇組早當年就被做成消波塊在海邊透心涼了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUJaD9qbitW
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冷笑著將手機裡靈芝草餵狗後的成果在學弟眼前晃了晃,見人從一臉鄙視瞬間進化到握操這真的是會走路的丁丁我竟然想讓一隻神還原香菇頭的觸手怪當我普遍級小說配角的震撼,從褚冥漾未出道就一直擔任對方編輯的冰炎安下心。71Please respect copyright.PENANAbgnnzQopVc
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現在腦洞鬼才應該打消這種突出和讀者一個看遊戲王、一個看遊戲王5D's成長的無法突破年齡差距,只有同一代或考古系的新一代才能GET到那個笑點的老梗念頭了。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6hrgEuZ4EE
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「好了,睡覺。」拉高棉被蓋住兩人71Please respect copyright.PENANAGDrY5drbCb
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許久,不帶睡意的男音猶猶豫豫地響起。71Please respect copyright.PENANAytAg8dQ2Y4
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「那、那不要靈芝草,叫象拔蚌可以嗎……」
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