這是再寫三十那邊，不小心腦殘了的產物，大家看看笑一笑就好XD
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「啪嘰！」撞擊在後方牆上的諾亞造成﹝奇異的﹞巨響，下一刻又是煙霧瀰漫，為驅魔師們爭取到寶貴的時間。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4suodsVkq
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不過……呃……啪嘰？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWGfCfW0aU
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剛好醒過來的其他驅魔師和退回原處的亞連跟神田對望，神情滿是疑惑，為什麼是「啪嘰」？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67eIe5Nvkr
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緊接著又是一聲更大的……「啪嘰」！如果剛剛是貼牆，那現在應該是摔到地面和地板作親密接觸的聲音了是吧？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumhBc9LaCr
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下一瞬間，落到地面的某個巨大身影迅速縮小、跳起，用一種迅雷不及掩耳的速度衝向拍攝現場一旁的音控室，踹開門。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIws17dMCC
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又一瞬間，內部爆出大吼──「到底是哪個腦殘的音控師配的音效！？轟隆跟啪嘰差多了一整個氣勢都沒了你們知不知道啊混障！老娘戲分已經超少，我是出來殺驅魔師不是出來搞笑的────殺了你們啊啊啊啊啊啊啊────」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqob3tdgrF
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「不不不不不不、不干我們的事啊────是編劇要我們～～～呃啊！」隨之呼應的則是一聲聲撕心裂肺的慘叫……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ye7f7TPjn
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驅魔師們面面相覷，為突然急轉直下的劇情感到一頭霧水，然後偷笑聲開始傳出……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokGgWANeNW
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「噗滋──」接著悲劇於是乎發生了，有人突然噴出大量鮮血……莫非是傷口笑裂？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYV6bygXad
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「哇啊！拉比，你把血袋捏破了，噴到我了啦！」亞連大叫。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoa9WRWCJr
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「嘖！橘毛畜生，把你的髒血給我拿遠一點！」神田拖著正不停抹掉血跡卻越抹越糟糕的某人後退。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvzrT9gElo
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「欸……有什麼關係？反這現在大家都渾身是顏料了，有差嗎？」拎起被暴掉得血袋甩了甩，又拔出另外一個備用血袋拉比看似想要再來一次，其他人紛紛閃避……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxNT74FedH
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「別、別亂噴的呀！」很愛惡魔血，但對人類血其實不是非常愛的「吸血鬼」慘叫。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzdEBKHStk
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「臭小子，看我回去不好好整治你一下。」紅色熊貓慢一步怒吼。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yiRQeN3rR
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTQkf9y8ix
「啪嘰──」而這是下一個血袋砸過來的聲音，名為復仇者的血袋……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzNQFkqnd8
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAAz8SKBKo
「哇哈哈哈──拉比你的樣子好好笑喔，噗────」中臉、血花四濺。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkm19nITpz
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「殺了你啊！」跟著被波及的神田抽出六幻。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ns15658c
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38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fCnyZ916x
最角落納涼很久的兩位衛士和米蘭達跟灩色，被突然變調的聲響吵醒迷迷茫茫起身。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu78rHP677
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU6j0p5ZmK
「要吃便當了嗎？早上的戲拍完了？我還沒睡飽耶……」灩色起身，莫名的搔頭，一個血袋自她身上掉出來，在地上滾了滾。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5LzWz1NdY
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXZaMOsaVw
呼哈……昨晚麻將搓太晚，她還沒睡飽美容覺說。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcv9kMCc5hV
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9HaTwyXuR
「不知道欸，我才剛睡著就被吵醒了。」抬頭張望一會米蘭達伸了懶腰，這樣回答。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVrVUFiZi1
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslu6fDj7XG
「耶～走吧！去吃飯吧！」兩位衛士歡樂語。「啊咧？魯克斯咧？他還沒把聖女抓來嗎？」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer9SMpt8xr
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「不知道。」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMZuqEoARt
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDdPrXhGJl
「噯，管他的！鰻魚飯鰻魚飯，聽說今天吃高級鰻魚飯──」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY4hgDHx4o
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJquieXyZY
這邊吵著要吃便當，另一邊已經玩起了丟血袋大戰，音控室那頭則是持續進行追殺遊戲中，場面陷入失控狀態……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev9DVDYjdT
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遠處有人青筋冒起。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWvdadeoX9
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9OX3jnWQV
「夠了！卡卡卡卡卡────你們搞屁呀！」站在一邊得導演終於抓狂轉頭尋找寫劇本的忘姓編劇，發現那傢伙已經逃之夭夭……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NHNxsVrzX
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTi3ao1aAE
「可惡！混障，通通給我滾回原位，你你你──那著橘毛的，血袋很貴不要亂弄爆它……喔啊！」因為被拉比噴得滿身是血所以回丟的神田，一不小心砸在了衝進來的導演。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHw5FTdqyO
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfjSJeN7fG
「啊……真是抱歉。」非常沒有誠意的說。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwTgp8aI9t
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「你、你────」瞬間也變成血人的某人火大到說不出話來，一會瞧清楚前方的情景家暴怒：「我說站回去預定的位置，你們這兩個再幹嘛！？下個動作是分來戰鬥你們還要抱在一起抱多久──」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQJ2K6ZLmS
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIDhQKzHBe
聞言亞連臉一紅，要站開時又被神田拖了回去、抱緊，順被丟給了導演一個充滿殺氣的眼神──大有你敢再繼續叫囂就殺了你的意味在。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt5YHauOBq
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其他人見狀曖昧的笑聲窸窸窣窣響起。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXpeKmPLMP
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZf2Pm4L6q
「吼──」暴怒，偏偏不敢惹毛神田得導演跺跺腳，轉戰音控室，比較有良心的利娜莉本想阻止，嘴巴張了張卻還是沒說話，眼睜睜的看著某人衝向地獄入口。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOUjCLr0sZ
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﹝本來還想伸腳絆倒導演的拉比看了眼他前進的方向，聳聳肩，「很有良心」的縮回腳。﹞38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKetvvHNwL
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「碰！啪！啪嘰！」噪音在導演闖入的一瞬間變調。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHRVnIw6C8
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw43b8eEclg
「是你──是你叫他們配那種奇怪配音的是不是────」一個染滿鮮血的狂暴女人一手掐著導演的脖子把他高高舉起跳出音控室直撞向牆壁。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4OwOqLC07
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「不────不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~」衝太遠了不小心撞破牆壁，慘叫聲隨風而去……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3IpxkW7u2
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「……」眾默，有人低頭默默幫導演禱告。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpWfG8edSu
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良久之後，「現在，導演走了？那我們怎麼辦？」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv3rnqF6Bd
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「吃便當吧？」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSBD1R1ES1
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「耶～好主意欸ˇ」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2Ga2HHVtB
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接著上演的就是眾人開心吃著便當的樣子，氣氛和樂融融，如果去掉通通滿身是﹝假﹞血的情況的話……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4xQrt0dVR
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不過……呃……啪嘰？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWGfCfW0aU
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DhKxacTW4
剛好醒過來的其他驅魔師和退回原處的亞連跟神田對望，神情滿是疑惑，為什麼是「啪嘰」？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67eIe5Nvkr
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2aKd4XQFn
緊接著又是一聲更大的……「啪嘰」！如果剛剛是貼牆，那現在應該是摔到地面和地板作親密接觸的聲音了是吧？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumhBc9LaCr
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzl9Dxt4Nm
下一瞬間，落到地面的某個巨大身影迅速縮小、跳起，用一種迅雷不及掩耳的速度衝向拍攝現場一旁的音控室，踹開門。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIws17dMCC
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzhLvy9S3J
又一瞬間，內部爆出大吼──「到底是哪個腦殘的音控師配的音效！？轟隆跟啪嘰差多了一整個氣勢都沒了你們知不知道啊混障！老娘戲分已經超少，我是出來殺驅魔師不是出來搞笑的────殺了你們啊啊啊啊啊啊啊────」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqob3tdgrF
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTIQNBdCTT
「不不不不不不、不干我們的事啊────是編劇要我們～～～呃啊！」隨之呼應的則是一聲聲撕心裂肺的慘叫……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ye7f7TPjn
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ5cY94wPy
驅魔師們面面相覷，為突然急轉直下的劇情感到一頭霧水，然後偷笑聲開始傳出……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokGgWANeNW
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmDd1VosNN
「噗滋──」接著悲劇於是乎發生了，有人突然噴出大量鮮血……莫非是傷口笑裂？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYV6bygXad
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pXFILvvQJ
「哇啊！拉比，你把血袋捏破了，噴到我了啦！」亞連大叫。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoa9WRWCJr
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLtEqMI74e
「嘖！橘毛畜生，把你的髒血給我拿遠一點！」神田拖著正不停抹掉血跡卻越抹越糟糕的某人後退。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvzrT9gElo
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSFpjzoo1J
「欸……有什麼關係？反這現在大家都渾身是顏料了，有差嗎？」拎起被暴掉得血袋甩了甩，又拔出另外一個備用血袋拉比看似想要再來一次，其他人紛紛閃避……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxNT74FedH
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktDo1Ab4bd
「別、別亂噴的呀！」很愛惡魔血，但對人類血其實不是非常愛的「吸血鬼」慘叫。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzdEBKHStk
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJf5c9GQP6
「臭小子，看我回去不好好整治你一下。」紅色熊貓慢一步怒吼。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yiRQeN3rR
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTQkf9y8ix
「啪嘰──」而這是下一個血袋砸過來的聲音，名為復仇者的血袋……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzNQFkqnd8
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAAz8SKBKo
「哇哈哈哈──拉比你的樣子好好笑喔，噗────」中臉、血花四濺。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkm19nITpz
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnOKBqWoCU
「殺了你啊！」跟著被波及的神田抽出六幻。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ns15658c
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lJZdblzoR
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38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fCnyZ916x
最角落納涼很久的兩位衛士和米蘭達跟灩色，被突然變調的聲響吵醒迷迷茫茫起身。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu78rHP677
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU6j0p5ZmK
「要吃便當了嗎？早上的戲拍完了？我還沒睡飽耶……」灩色起身，莫名的搔頭，一個血袋自她身上掉出來，在地上滾了滾。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5LzWz1NdY
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXZaMOsaVw
呼哈……昨晚麻將搓太晚，她還沒睡飽美容覺說。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcv9kMCc5hV
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9HaTwyXuR
「不知道欸，我才剛睡著就被吵醒了。」抬頭張望一會米蘭達伸了懶腰，這樣回答。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVrVUFiZi1
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslu6fDj7XG
「耶～走吧！去吃飯吧！」兩位衛士歡樂語。「啊咧？魯克斯咧？他還沒把聖女抓來嗎？」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer9SMpt8xr
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「不知道。」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMZuqEoARt
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDdPrXhGJl
「噯，管他的！鰻魚飯鰻魚飯，聽說今天吃高級鰻魚飯──」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY4hgDHx4o
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJquieXyZY
這邊吵著要吃便當，另一邊已經玩起了丟血袋大戰，音控室那頭則是持續進行追殺遊戲中，場面陷入失控狀態……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev9DVDYjdT
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38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGscGKc7ywK
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbUy0mSe9U
遠處有人青筋冒起。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWvdadeoX9
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9OX3jnWQV
「夠了！卡卡卡卡卡────你們搞屁呀！」站在一邊得導演終於抓狂轉頭尋找寫劇本的忘姓編劇，發現那傢伙已經逃之夭夭……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NHNxsVrzX
38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTi3ao1aAE
「可惡！混障，通通給我滾回原位，你你你──那著橘毛的，血袋很貴不要亂弄爆它……喔啊！」因為被拉比噴得滿身是血所以回丟的神田，一不小心砸在了衝進來的導演。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHw5FTdqyO
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「啊……真是抱歉。」非常沒有誠意的說。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwTgp8aI9t
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「你、你────」瞬間也變成血人的某人火大到說不出話來，一會瞧清楚前方的情景家暴怒：「我說站回去預定的位置，你們這兩個再幹嘛！？下個動作是分來戰鬥你們還要抱在一起抱多久──」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQJ2K6ZLmS
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聞言亞連臉一紅，要站開時又被神田拖了回去、抱緊，順被丟給了導演一個充滿殺氣的眼神──大有你敢再繼續叫囂就殺了你的意味在。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt5YHauOBq
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其他人見狀曖昧的笑聲窸窸窣窣響起。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXpeKmPLMP
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「吼──」暴怒，偏偏不敢惹毛神田得導演跺跺腳，轉戰音控室，比較有良心的利娜莉本想阻止，嘴巴張了張卻還是沒說話，眼睜睜的看著某人衝向地獄入口。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOUjCLr0sZ
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﹝本來還想伸腳絆倒導演的拉比看了眼他前進的方向，聳聳肩，「很有良心」的縮回腳。﹞38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKetvvHNwL
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「碰！啪！啪嘰！」噪音在導演闖入的一瞬間變調。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHRVnIw6C8
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「是你──是你叫他們配那種奇怪配音的是不是────」一個染滿鮮血的狂暴女人一手掐著導演的脖子把他高高舉起跳出音控室直撞向牆壁。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4OwOqLC07
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「不────不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~」衝太遠了不小心撞破牆壁，慘叫聲隨風而去……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3IpxkW7u2
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「……」眾默，有人低頭默默幫導演禱告。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpWfG8edSu
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良久之後，「現在，導演走了？那我們怎麼辦？」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv3rnqF6Bd
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「吃便當吧？」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSBD1R1ES1
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「耶～好主意欸ˇ」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2Ga2HHVtB
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接著上演的就是眾人開心吃著便當的樣子，氣氛和樂融融，如果去掉通通滿身是﹝假﹞血的情況的話……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4xQrt0dVR
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