極短篇──關於孩子﹝洛黎﹞對話版50Please respect copyright.PENANAeswXuZR3Jq
‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~50Please respect copyright.PENANAUq4n6SBoBB
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?50Please respect copyright.PENANA9lBMJygqBf
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**正文開始**50Please respect copyright.PENANAVBOWTA7MGZ
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某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAuLcqX4SCFI
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兩隻更小的更小的更小的……50Please respect copyright.PENANAYo0q22otRR
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…… 50Please respect copyright.PENANAlI0BTGjEIg
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洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。50Please respect copyright.PENANAn6UUcfqmXc
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黎沚:欸?50Please respect copyright.PENANAzJROvsAXMM
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ50Please respect copyright.PENANABXStzJw61b
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版50Please respect copyright.PENANAOkCWjrtSvp
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)50Please respect copyright.PENANAkSB6Ymz4CZ
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死50Please respect copyright.PENANAGhS2iGJ2e2
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**正文開始**50Please respect copyright.PENANA8GuhjIIk5O
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「洛安……洛安……」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2VNY4g7C6d
50Please respect copyright.PENANAgWWzcqP1g2
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKY9Hd78gvI
50Please respect copyright.PENANAAA3RZBCiwM
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。50Please respect copyright.PENANAV9Ae5QaBH7
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「你又是怎麼進來的……」50Please respect copyright.PENANAggVlUQFhZc
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那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?50Please respect copyright.PENANADILuNPD5WW
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明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。50Please respect copyright.PENANACOrOXjiU32
50Please respect copyright.PENANAbQTk61vJwb
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKJFCkcp7He
50Please respect copyright.PENANApBmSSyiG4y
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANAkoD0ValXPp
50Please respect copyright.PENANAHF5OjbKPwT
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。50Please respect copyright.PENANAZUCeuwCWiv
50Please respect copyright.PENANAUd2KtVjGr5
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。50Please respect copyright.PENANA7EqMCEYjEm
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「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」50Please respect copyright.PENANAcCFsMp1f04
50Please respect copyright.PENANAvYo7TxsAl6
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。50Please respect copyright.PENANAvD3OxhZiqW
50Please respect copyright.PENANA1rudADdPjb
「喂!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAUDNvcw7UQ6
50Please respect copyright.PENANAfm2Kai2Bvr
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。50Please respect copyright.PENANAr7Cwr0xRyx
50Please respect copyright.PENANAvrOXIx2t5W
!50Please respect copyright.PENANAGiLDhTfnSD
50Please respect copyright.PENANA4KvnkvXUzA
──他看見了什麼!50Please respect copyright.PENANAmuSDvQzeku
50Please respect copyright.PENANAewEkVvmh1t
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。50Please respect copyright.PENANASGHmcE4vN3
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXuyNHz2Qdl
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……50Please respect copyright.PENANAbWNjiE8KdU
50Please respect copyright.PENANA8KmMFHgSrq
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。50Please respect copyright.PENANAdM4c6MJjSn
50Please respect copyright.PENANANATSdYEwiW
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANATrEbWHo3kK
50Please respect copyright.PENANADuBu9g4VM7
……是很像。50Please respect copyright.PENANA69QzHzKzzD
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「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──50Please respect copyright.PENANA7ranc4Tkvc
50Please respect copyright.PENANAWhGBBgkiTW
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……50Please respect copyright.PENANAaqOBXpljo1
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXYFRs4tJLs
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。50Please respect copyright.PENANAzNRyBvljyZ
50Please respect copyright.PENANA1i3M83sVkT
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5umTZShQeF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXczUf0tXuZ
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAaaLrTTy296
50Please respect copyright.PENANASW6EfMUbeW
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。50Please respect copyright.PENANABv9DR5opSX
50Please respect copyright.PENANAB0WrBeTsa0
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。50Please respect copyright.PENANAlPcLTR220r
50Please respect copyright.PENANAikznbXOznV
「……」50Please respect copyright.PENANAI6v6ktybq7
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「……」50Please respect copyright.PENANALs4yk8v6Xs
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相顧無言。50Please respect copyright.PENANAq7CD6DKbL8
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「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」50Please respect copyright.PENANAtLBLFIUtCk
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXhWqJAtItG
拜託重點不是這個吧!50Please respect copyright.PENANAkHMpL8p0pg
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─END─50Please respect copyright.PENANAtpBjZR1dgs
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‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~50Please respect copyright.PENANAUq4n6SBoBB
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?50Please respect copyright.PENANA9lBMJygqBf
50Please respect copyright.PENANAoWvFgz9LHc
50Please respect copyright.PENANAHax3yYcMdx
50Please respect copyright.PENANARlNMHBnowK
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**正文開始**50Please respect copyright.PENANAVBOWTA7MGZ
50Please respect copyright.PENANAFBr3Scqdgg
50Please respect copyright.PENANAsrAsUBsSgF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAmVdQ4DTZh5
某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAuLcqX4SCFI
50Please respect copyright.PENANAhbUxJFwpcc
兩隻更小的更小的更小的……50Please respect copyright.PENANAYo0q22otRR
50Please respect copyright.PENANAr5cCsZ5pqN
…… 50Please respect copyright.PENANAlI0BTGjEIg
50Please respect copyright.PENANAkjWr56p0Xv
50Please respect copyright.PENANA54Fivy2cXC
洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。50Please respect copyright.PENANAn6UUcfqmXc
50Please respect copyright.PENANAyXbwmsLAvr
黎沚:欸?50Please respect copyright.PENANAzJROvsAXMM
50Please respect copyright.PENANAYgNrF3AkqC
50Please respect copyright.PENANAGdOjcfcYG3
50Please respect copyright.PENANASVsiFNtXhe
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─END─50Please respect copyright.PENANAF21k1csPI2
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50Please respect copyright.PENANAGvidycUBIX
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ50Please respect copyright.PENANABXStzJw61b
50Please respect copyright.PENANAjU76RIl0oh
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版50Please respect copyright.PENANAOkCWjrtSvp
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)50Please respect copyright.PENANAkSB6Ymz4CZ
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死50Please respect copyright.PENANAGhS2iGJ2e2
50Please respect copyright.PENANAtrnnQjyx7F
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**正文開始**50Please respect copyright.PENANA8GuhjIIk5O
50Please respect copyright.PENANAcdLkceBFfi
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXrMETx8yKN
50Please respect copyright.PENANACaNFem2M5j
「洛安……洛安……」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2VNY4g7C6d
50Please respect copyright.PENANAgWWzcqP1g2
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKY9Hd78gvI
50Please respect copyright.PENANAAA3RZBCiwM
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。50Please respect copyright.PENANAV9Ae5QaBH7
50Please respect copyright.PENANAU7Ygj65i2C
「你又是怎麼進來的……」50Please respect copyright.PENANAggVlUQFhZc
50Please respect copyright.PENANAaKSuK5Lm8b
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?50Please respect copyright.PENANADILuNPD5WW
50Please respect copyright.PENANAj1cnSJstJI
明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。50Please respect copyright.PENANACOrOXjiU32
50Please respect copyright.PENANAbQTk61vJwb
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKJFCkcp7He
50Please respect copyright.PENANApBmSSyiG4y
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANAkoD0ValXPp
50Please respect copyright.PENANAHF5OjbKPwT
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。50Please respect copyright.PENANAZUCeuwCWiv
50Please respect copyright.PENANAUd2KtVjGr5
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。50Please respect copyright.PENANA7EqMCEYjEm
50Please respect copyright.PENANAKFfeyQ1kZt
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」50Please respect copyright.PENANAcCFsMp1f04
50Please respect copyright.PENANAvYo7TxsAl6
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。50Please respect copyright.PENANAvD3OxhZiqW
50Please respect copyright.PENANA1rudADdPjb
「喂!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAUDNvcw7UQ6
50Please respect copyright.PENANAfm2Kai2Bvr
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。50Please respect copyright.PENANAr7Cwr0xRyx
50Please respect copyright.PENANAvrOXIx2t5W
!50Please respect copyright.PENANAGiLDhTfnSD
50Please respect copyright.PENANA4KvnkvXUzA
──他看見了什麼!50Please respect copyright.PENANAmuSDvQzeku
50Please respect copyright.PENANAewEkVvmh1t
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。50Please respect copyright.PENANASGHmcE4vN3
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXuyNHz2Qdl
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……50Please respect copyright.PENANAbWNjiE8KdU
50Please respect copyright.PENANA8KmMFHgSrq
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。50Please respect copyright.PENANAdM4c6MJjSn
50Please respect copyright.PENANANATSdYEwiW
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANATrEbWHo3kK
50Please respect copyright.PENANADuBu9g4VM7
……是很像。50Please respect copyright.PENANA69QzHzKzzD
50Please respect copyright.PENANAqbMAhqxFbj
「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──50Please respect copyright.PENANA7ranc4Tkvc
50Please respect copyright.PENANAWhGBBgkiTW
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……50Please respect copyright.PENANAaqOBXpljo1
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXYFRs4tJLs
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。50Please respect copyright.PENANAzNRyBvljyZ
50Please respect copyright.PENANA1i3M83sVkT
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5umTZShQeF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXczUf0tXuZ
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAaaLrTTy296
50Please respect copyright.PENANASW6EfMUbeW
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。50Please respect copyright.PENANABv9DR5opSX
50Please respect copyright.PENANAB0WrBeTsa0
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。50Please respect copyright.PENANAlPcLTR220r
50Please respect copyright.PENANAikznbXOznV
「……」50Please respect copyright.PENANAI6v6ktybq7
50Please respect copyright.PENANA23K8AWjM1i
「……」50Please respect copyright.PENANALs4yk8v6Xs
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相顧無言。50Please respect copyright.PENANAq7CD6DKbL8
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50Please respect copyright.PENANARPZ5eN5eJQ
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「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」50Please respect copyright.PENANAtLBLFIUtCk
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXhWqJAtItG
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