前言:42Please respect copyright.PENANAVvJz1r2K6Q
惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIBTfIBM4GI
42Please respect copyright.PENANAV6AdZY7TiA
個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。42Please respect copyright.PENANAStPC7EWwSf
42Please respect copyright.PENANAicxSWamDuK
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------42Please respect copyright.PENANAAhPUersmbL
42Please respect copyright.PENANA6QfvxGKjkX
第一章。說明書很重要!42Please respect copyright.PENANAkNkrIjNMDg
42Please respect copyright.PENANAH8RmAglYd3
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。42Please respect copyright.PENANAXhHLTdwi0o
42Please respect copyright.PENANAdZJucCvUsf
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。42Please respect copyright.PENANA8r7qQgIyG3
42Please respect copyright.PENANAJadr7zDEud
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!42Please respect copyright.PENANAgtZUKVZQt1
42Please respect copyright.PENANAi5I3RsdOGM
玩具說明書:42Please respect copyright.PENANA4YIruZQRDK
42Please respect copyright.PENANAEGyYPW4mOK
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)42Please respect copyright.PENANA5VMIebtw6N
42Please respect copyright.PENANAsSoNiM6otH
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)42Please respect copyright.PENANAUO0AQj5BsO
42Please respect copyright.PENANAXmhVImgni3
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)42Please respect copyright.PENANAvuzGtRJq2W
42Please respect copyright.PENANAqS5qiQAjUI
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。42Please respect copyright.PENANAY2x00kaN2C
42Please respect copyright.PENANA03DmHDXcNf
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。42Please respect copyright.PENANAA7IkcJ0EI7
42Please respect copyright.PENANAV72ZknecjT
林笑姝內心的迷之音:42Please respect copyright.PENANAvVTi0A0B4A
42Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9nps62hD3
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!42Please respect copyright.PENANAxKf9lGdVVA
42Please respect copyright.PENANATLo3Ky5pHV
二、不過,還是挺痛的......42Please respect copyright.PENANASaNs7Fmt6G
42Please respect copyright.PENANA4oQdAq7nv5
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......
ns18.117.146.157da2 惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。42Please respect copyright.PENANAIBTfIBM4GI
42Please respect copyright.PENANAV6AdZY7TiA
個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。42Please respect copyright.PENANAStPC7EWwSf
42Please respect copyright.PENANAicxSWamDuK
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------42Please respect copyright.PENANAAhPUersmbL
42Please respect copyright.PENANA6QfvxGKjkX
第一章。說明書很重要!42Please respect copyright.PENANAkNkrIjNMDg
42Please respect copyright.PENANAH8RmAglYd3
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。42Please respect copyright.PENANAXhHLTdwi0o
42Please respect copyright.PENANAdZJucCvUsf
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。42Please respect copyright.PENANA8r7qQgIyG3
42Please respect copyright.PENANAJadr7zDEud
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!42Please respect copyright.PENANAgtZUKVZQt1
42Please respect copyright.PENANAi5I3RsdOGM
玩具說明書:42Please respect copyright.PENANA4YIruZQRDK
42Please respect copyright.PENANAEGyYPW4mOK
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)42Please respect copyright.PENANA5VMIebtw6N
42Please respect copyright.PENANAsSoNiM6otH
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)42Please respect copyright.PENANAUO0AQj5BsO
42Please respect copyright.PENANAXmhVImgni3
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)42Please respect copyright.PENANAvuzGtRJq2W
42Please respect copyright.PENANAqS5qiQAjUI
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。42Please respect copyright.PENANAY2x00kaN2C
42Please respect copyright.PENANA03DmHDXcNf
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。42Please respect copyright.PENANAA7IkcJ0EI7
42Please respect copyright.PENANAV72ZknecjT
林笑姝內心的迷之音:42Please respect copyright.PENANAvVTi0A0B4A
42Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9nps62hD3
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!42Please respect copyright.PENANAxKf9lGdVVA
42Please respect copyright.PENANATLo3Ky5pHV
二、不過,還是挺痛的......42Please respect copyright.PENANASaNs7Fmt6G
42Please respect copyright.PENANA4oQdAq7nv5
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......