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「你在這裡做什麼?」學長臉上的溫度正在急速下降,看來他對那個討厭的變態也沒有好感。57Please respect copyright.PENANARyzQxv1dWg
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變態,他的名字是羅林斯‧提爾,是學校保健室的輔長,我已經不是第一次懷疑學校用人的標準了,雖然變態的醫術是真的很好,但是他的人格有很大的缺陷,連品味也跟一般人完全不同,看那像是非洲土著的外表就曉得了!57Please respect copyright.PENANAF0yYuc38EX
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而且他還很常騷擾同學,像我就是常常被變態戲弄的人之一,我想學長應該也是一樣,畢竟肯定會有要到保健室的一天,所以被騷擾是遲早的事啊...57Please respect copyright.PENANA4GywrCQoQ6
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「小冰炎不要這麼冷淡嘛...」變態看著學長,那話說的有多噁心就有多噁心。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGKH5p4yUn4
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「學長,我們去別家好不好...」57Please respect copyright.PENANAhRF3hC1q6Q
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學長二話不說就直接帥氣地轉身出去了,我也跟著出去,留下一臉錯愕的服務生跟笑的猥瑣的變態提爾。57Please respect copyright.PENANA5Bhw2otgqS
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不過結果我還是在學長的要脅下外帶了一堆食物回去,嗚嗚。57Please respect copyright.PENANAp5Bf9nxQU6
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我揉了揉額頭,昨晚看原文書看到太晚了,到凌晨才睡,到現在頭還有些暈,八成是睡眠不足造成的。57Please respect copyright.PENANAv5qdhAUMEE
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我拿著一杯咖啡坐在噴水池旁邊的長椅上看書,現在是早上六點整,基本上七點才開始晨會,所以我現在悠閒地坐在這裡。57Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2Kvur2WF0
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其實早起已經是我的習慣了,今天早上,因為生理時鐘的關係我五點就起床了,盥洗完畢之後我就來校園裡呼吸新鮮空氣了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAFnx3XC2bV
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早上通常都很寧靜,有時候還會看見白兔從你眼前跑過去,不用懷疑,就是貨真價實的兔子,董事們把一群兔子放生到校園裡,讓牠們跑來跑去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWBhi2OM8vd
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雖然說很可愛,不過這樣會讓我產生其實我在野外的錯覺。57Please respect copyright.PENANAahtoXQhHpG
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我位在的地方是『人魚』廣場,取名靈感自然是噴水池中央的人魚雕像,這裡是放鬆的好地方,雖然說學校大門就在不遠處,不過大門的設計是從外面看不到學院裡的情況,所以不會有被偷窺的情況。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6z0Ws1RC7
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長椅的擺設方式是圍繞整個噴水池一圈,不過水都不會濺到身體,雖然也有發生過人魚雕像突然爆出強力水柱把剛好在噴水池附近的學生淋到全濕的事件過,我會知道是因為那時候我就在附近,而且正要朝這裡走過來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAr48fyX2TqZ
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現在想想,還好我有被老師留下來討論功課的問題,不然我就會變成被淋濕的人之一。57Please respect copyright.PENANALYky1JHUOK
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我抬頭看了一眼矗立於人魚雕像正後方的大鐘,時間流逝的極快,已經六點四十分了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKxm3Ngp3gE
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唉,現在我身心俱疲啊,在我聽說班導是那個擁有天使面孔跟魔鬼身材的女老師後就是這樣了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAd688tVop93
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算了,先不提這個,昨天晚上喵喵有打電話來跟我說在我跟學長走後還來了不少多人,大學部的蘭德爾學長跟庚學姊,連另外一間學院的葛蘭多三兄弟也來湊一咖。57Please respect copyright.PENANA2PB1GhBggm
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據說是庚學姊帶他們進來的。57Please respect copyright.PENANAB06AfBTtxd
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不過,在我聽說西瑞也有來後我無比慶幸自己提早走了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqfkGazOl4a
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好的,我在這裡跟你們介紹一下,蘭德爾學長,全名是密西亞‧D‧蘭德爾,也是法醫系的學生,雖然有的時候行為舉止令人匪夷所思,不過算是個好人,也是挺照顧我的學長之一。57Please respect copyright.PENANASUieFJs36X
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庚學姊則是中文系的學生,如果我沒記錯的話,她和辛西亞表嫂是好朋友,也是那種鄰家大姊姊型的。57Please respect copyright.PENANAN56AHbxy7B
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至於葛蘭多三兄弟,大哥叫作伊多‧葛蘭多,而二弟雅多跟三弟雷多是雙胞胎,心電感應特強,所以默契也很好,不過雖然他們是雙胞胎,長得一模一樣,還是分辨的出來誰是誰的,雅多是冷著臉的,而雷多是笑口常開的,很好認。57Please respect copyright.PENANANBlwkYuE3J
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最後是西瑞,本名是西瑞‧羅耶伊亞,光聽他的姓就知道了,他是九瀾教授的弟弟,所以肯定正常不到哪裡去,所謂上樑不正下樑歪,而西瑞的外表跟思想也真的超越一般人了。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6UbOXvjqHx
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西瑞,他的打扮就是整個走台客風,頭髮染成五顏六色的,而且每次都穿著台客必備的夾腳拖跟花襯衫,還有那看過一次就能夠閃瞎眼的海灘褲。57Please respect copyright.PENANAiQsKPpDsFH
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嗯?你問為什麼會閃瞎眼?我請問你,如果你看見有人穿著燦金色的海灘褲而且上頭還繡著金色的龍,在那閃亮亮的攻勢下不閃瞎眼才怪!57Please respect copyright.PENANAUGxhw4xClG
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像我就飽受摧殘好幾次...畢竟我和西瑞的感情還不錯,喂!不准想歪喔!是朋友的情感!57Please respect copyright.PENANAKbWmxgh0uE
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現在我正在走樓梯,一年A班在二樓,順帶一提,和我同班的好友只有千冬歲跟歐羅妲,喵喵、莉莉亞、萊恩都在B班,西瑞則是在C班。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYnkDhaqxNd
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一踏進去A班,我只能說,不愧是資優班,每個早到的人都在預習課本的內容。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnNG3d7KyGa
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跟坐在離門口很近的歐羅妲小聲的打了招呼後,我坐到後頭角落的位置上,千冬歲則是坐在最靠近黑板的那個位置。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAigHFkddn6
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七點整,鐘聲響,位置沒有一個空缺,我也把我的書收起來,等著老師進門。57Please respect copyright.PENANAngf82lItkV
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如果鏡董事沒有跟我開玩笑的話,我們的班導會是那個有『惡魔導師』之稱的奴勒麗。57Please respect copyright.PENANAT7Qs2auDrL
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雖然鏡董事開玩笑的機率低到我想哭。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYzXy7K2jwz
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奴勒麗,是位長相妖豔的女老師,教學功力也是一等一的高,不過她有一個惡趣味,就是會玩弄學生,連我都曾經被捉弄過...57Please respect copyright.PENANA9WQq3FH3QG
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至於是怎樣的捉弄法,不要問,你會怕。57Please respect copyright.PENANAiZ8cO9BfCs
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「呦齁,各位同學,我是你們的班導師,奴勒麗。」過了一分鐘,一位紅髮的女老師踏著黑色的高跟鞋走了進來。57Please respect copyright.PENANASsJlHsNql9
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「唉呦,怎麼一大早就這樣死氣沉沉的呢。」看我們都沒有人回應她,奴勒麗老師走到講台上雙手撐著下巴,慵懶的姿態讓我聽見了周遭很多男同學在吞口水的聲音。57Please respect copyright.PENANAs9j19kXI7j
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「老師,晨會是否要來選班級幹部呢?」歐羅妲舉起手,在老師點頭示意她可以說後,她站起身,很認真地說道。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbFyPP0RBof
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「唉呀,那就用來選班級幹部囉。」奴勒麗從講桌底下拿出點名板,「都沒人遲到呢,真乖。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAvzHPRcXzSD
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「既然這樣,有沒有人自願當班長呢?」57Please respect copyright.PENANAjxkOwcOSM5
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「我。」歐羅妲舉起手。57Please respect copyright.PENANAriU9SBOc3u
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「好,那就請妳上台幫我選剩下的幹部。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAg2u4v7xLp1
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奴勒麗老師非常不負責任地說完後就走到旁邊的椅子上坐下了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPvy4DAm8Qw
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歐羅妲也沒有多說什麼,直接走上黑板寫下各種職位。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYZ6k7lX2su
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晨會是七點到七點四十分,這段時間通常在選好幹部之後都是用來幹部報告用的,而今天就是選幹部的時間。57Please respect copyright.PENANArxYKkMkxa2
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「漾漾,要不要當英文小老師?」歐羅妲突然開口問我,讓我愣了一下。57Please respect copyright.PENANAaB2FKQAxD6
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「漾漾要當我的小老師嗎?我很樂意喔。」原來英文老師是奴勒麗老師嗎?那我不要啦—57Please respect copyright.PENANAUSRmuS46oN
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「好,那漾漾就當英文小老師吧。」沒有過問我的意願,歐羅妲直接把我的名字寫上黑板。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKHQDioOh8R
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...可以這樣強迫的嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANA8MwHsEb8hp
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我會被奴勒麗老師玩死的啊!57Please respect copyright.PENANA6ePzpgMMmu
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我看見千冬歲對我投來一個你保重吧的眼神。57Please respect copyright.PENANArMaahW4C8f
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千冬歲你居然見死不救!57Please respect copyright.PENANAiJxhGnbnFP
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第一節課是國文課,教國文的老師是賽塔老師,他是個很溫和的人,哪像奴勒麗老師那樣。57Please respect copyright.PENANApctcHUwYbZ
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「各位同學,我想我們是第一次見面。」賽塔老師笑著說,接著在黑板上寫下他的名字,「我的名字是賽塔蘿林,如果沒有意外的話,你們未來三年的國文都會是我上。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAQg2jGCDn5z
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「基本上我不會開口罵人,除非你做出讓我動怒的事情,不過我想,各位看起來都是好孩子,所以應該不會做出那種事吧?」57Please respect copyright.PENANALjhkKpzAtk
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他輕鬆的語調聽得我有些頭皮發麻,其實賽塔老師跟夏碎學長是同種類型的人啊,不過賽塔老師是進化版的。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYyBJvk3NUu
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「我的課有幾項規則請牢牢記住,第一、不要玩3C產品,否則我會沒收在我那裡一個禮拜。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAlo5tKeih5n
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這項規則很合理,畢竟這樣是不尊重老師的行為。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPL8g6QvjVT
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「第二、不能吃零食、喝飲料,喝水可以,不過請不要太過招搖。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAbVhtenQtU1
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嗯,這個我可以接受,我也不是那種會把甜食帶到課堂上吃的人。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtPg8oEnyEE
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「第三、請勿交頭接耳,除了需要討論的時候以外,其他上課時間請好好遵守自己的本分。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAsH1QBnMFrR
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反正我也不是那種愛聊天的人。57Please respect copyright.PENANAIDBq6ToFX2
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「最後,我有一個習慣,那就是希望你們可以把課堂上的重點抄到筆記本中,而筆記本我會發給你們,期末我會收回來打分數,算平常的成績,這樣有問題嗎?」57Please respect copyright.PENANA2qRg5dDlqs
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包括我的所有人一致搖頭。57Please respect copyright.PENANAuFtV57FoHE
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賽塔老師很滿意地點點頭,接著問:「誰是我的小老師?」57Please respect copyright.PENANApMoRLuZKvJ
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一個帶著眼鏡的女生舉起手。57Please respect copyright.PENANAR06BPZIVMH
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「請妳下課之後來辦公室搬筆記本回來發給同學,下節課就開始抄筆記。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAIIA6YMNvfU
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「好。」女同學點點頭。57Please respect copyright.PENANAiEFNtwrKzc
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接著老師把第一課的課文大綱大概講解一下,接著讓我們自習。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJOUcWn4Ym8
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嗯,算是很和平的一堂課。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnvs6K444wh
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中午,我們一起到學生餐廳吃飯。57Please respect copyright.PENANALSTEFSHn2g
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「漾漾妳去當奴勒麗老師的小老師啊...」喵喵的語氣很微妙,像是在誇獎我的勇氣可嘉。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQHnU1S49nh
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「根據情報顯示,當過奴勒麗老師的小老師的同學都在心裡種下了一層不可抹滅的陰影。」千冬歲開口,手中拿著那本寫滿了所有人的八卦的簿子。57Please respect copyright.PENANA5eoRzA771n
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真的不是我吹噓,千冬歲的那一本實在是太逆天了,幾乎是想要什麼資料就有什麼,例如誰喜歡誰、誰跟誰在交往、誰跟誰什麼時候在哪裡接吻...諸如此類的都有,所以說,跟千冬歲作對絕對不是什麼明智之舉,他跟喵喵的組合真的是所向無敵。57Please respect copyright.PENANAk4ZkzV8htg
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「漾漾,如果妳出了什麼事喵喵會想妳的。」喵喵,別說的我好像已經被醫生宣布癌症末期一樣好不好。57Please respect copyright.PENANABCXVtqAQns
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「放心,只要撐過這個學期就好了漾漾。」千冬歲安慰似的開口,如果你不要把我的事也寫進筆記本裡我會更很感激你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAZn1SjioWYf
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「飯糰...」突然現形的的萊恩把幾顆飯糰放在我桌上。57Please respect copyright.PENANAvgorNQBT5L
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說實話,我嚇到了,就算已經認識萊恩那麼多年了我還是會嚇到啊!57Please respect copyright.PENANAlBLqakHlT7
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「萊恩!你嚇到喵喵了啦!」喵喵拍拍胸部的地方,看來是和我一樣被來恩的隱形功力嚇到了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPcKAbZOW2t
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「別給我消失!」千冬歲顯然也嚇的不輕,剛剛喝的茶差點吐出來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAcuKMd9lmIU
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「我沒有消失啊...」萊恩一如往常的回答這一句,接著得到了我們三人的白眼各一枚。57Please respect copyright.PENANAP2gzyNCRh0
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騙誰啊,每次我們都被你嚇到,看見你浮出來又隱形回去後還能夠泰然自若的人也只剩莉莉亞跟你弟而已吧!ns216.73.216.175da2