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「嘎──啊啊啊啊!」27Please respect copyright.PENANALxX2ZZRPqI
為啥火燒屁股這種鳥事總愛在本大爺身上發生?27Please respect copyright.PENANAjOGHrKuDQh
好煩,真不想寫這什麼筆記啊……反正除了「啊啊啊」、「哇哇哇」以外也沒別的好記錄了。再不然就都是些討人厭的事。27Please respect copyright.PENANAZzCzYMOW2L
「阿弟呀,給我點個菸。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAcpgo2MP9wZ
……死胖子,當本大爺是人型打火機嗎?27Please respect copyright.PENANAMedsNL26fo
長大後把你當菸點了!27Please respect copyright.PENANAPIO0JO3AK5
「小鐵火,來把這些垃圾燒一燒。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAv4YmSXZu2R
……臭婆娘,當本大爺是天然焚化爐嗎?27Please respect copyright.PENANAuNttyy3fR9
長大後把妳當垃圾燒了!27Please respect copyright.PENANAcWYlvQokEb
「弟弟,瓦斯沒了,幫忙把這些地瓜烤烤。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAf1iYTJPqtF
……利用小朋友要有個限度!童工也要拿薪水啦!沒薪水好歹也補我一瓶汽水!27Please respect copyright.PENANAcHIzqXwQ5X
長大後把妳當地瓜烤……噢不,不能烤,這姊姊太漂亮了。27Please respect copyright.PENANA1mnTR2iDg1
好想當她的粉拳接收器喔嘿嘿~27Please respect copyright.PENANAjJSei29LCm
「嘎──呀呀呀呀!」27Please respect copyright.PENANAOesSzm7SYo
糟糕,看漂亮姊姊看到化火失控。雖然本大爺是真超人不怕火煉,不過身上的衣服可就沒這麼厲害了。27Please respect copyright.PENANAjgdiVhIYP5
該死!流風在前面!糗樣被看到了!27Please respect copyright.PENANAKbcznB4Gqc
「哇喔,半路撞見遛鳥小變態。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAvdkc5rXk6a
「蛤?你這睡衣人叫本大爺什……嘎啊啊啊!」27Please respect copyright.PENANASmRug2BHaF
脾氣一爆發,往往能力也跟著爆發。27Please respect copyright.PENANAuLF1eHIyvp
其實在地下研究場多次搬家之中,不乏有幾度起因是『火燒厝』的緣故,之後,平時不太管我們的寇老鬼難得出現的低沉嗓音就來到我耳朵旁邊。27Please respect copyright.PENANANidA6dMScX
「給我控制好。」27Please respect copyright.PENANA3NXRx0uCeO
儘管也算不上是責罵,我仍然嚥了嚥口水。27Please respect copyright.PENANA3aZtH9OgdQ
忤逆老鬼,下場可是很淒慘的。27Please respect copyright.PENANAVFAJXKulHa
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「突擊檢查!」27Please respect copyright.PENANAjd7IYbZUb4
突破潛研所基地內某間極限隊員臥房的密鎖,修爵大嚷大叫開了門肆意邁入,而正於室內從事私務的兩名青年,一個手持拖把彎腰清潔,一個趴在床頭玩線上遊戲,當下都用看到一個空瓶子滾進來的平靜表情望著自家指揮官,軍靴在濕漉漉的地板採了個處處留情,還不由分說擅自翻箱倒櫃起來,絲毫不管隱私權三個字怎麼寫。27Please respect copyright.PENANAbPnii3cEZD
「嘿嘿~讓本人瞧瞧抽屜裡有什麼……喂,怎麼沒有黃色書刊?你還是不是男人?我的好隊長。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAjZSOvkoY3m
被點名的當事人才把腰給挺直,他的貼身夥伴便搶先開口。27Please respect copyright.PENANAKwhiYTIINJ
「都什麼年代了,要看也看四維影像才有感呀。」放下通訊器,隱人將頭扭向站在雙層床下方的搭檔,說:「新之力,快拿片子出來給過氣到不行的鬍子怪開開光。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAJIFBeBPvzz
「我沒有……」擱了拖把,新之力趕緊還自己清白。27Please respect copyright.PENANA2NdA29fsbu
修爵突然重重拍了腦袋瓜一下,笑道:「哈哈!都忘了,你這傢伙有需要的話,只要走幾步到隔壁房找未來的另一半就地解決就好了嘛!哪還需要花錢看別人的,真是傻了我。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAkCkfcw9MDl
經長官這麼一調侃,對男女之事沒什麼抵抗力的青年,尷尬的臉頰立馬感到陣陣發燙。27Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZzyVYPTrM
靈未的大小預言在軍方資料內都存有紀錄,關於他倆人關係的未來發展,部隊所有人當然都知道得一清二楚,新之力老被逼著面對所謂的命中注定,雖然想講話卻也講不出個所以然。27Please respect copyright.PENANAN2fgnb9xPY
超人也有毫無反駁立場的時候呢。27Please respect copyright.PENANAjPkzo5Qynb
沒加入被開啟的刺激性話題,隱人對於夥伴的否定大感奇怪,呼道:「怎麼沒有?那部『歐巴與總裁不能說的秘密』不是你的嗎?」27Please respect copyright.PENANAxZU2kRhjTD
「……不……」新之力一陣無語。27Please respect copyright.PENANAQqQwE4pwtZ
光聽名字會以為是諜報片啊!27Please respect copyright.PENANAHGhPvaMxfe
「記錯了,那是千思君的珍藏。」隱人改了發話對象接續著說:「鬍子怪要不要去拿來看看,蠻精彩的說。」27Please respect copyright.PENANABkehF7oodU
「不用了謝謝,我對搞基沒興趣。」27Please respect copyright.PENANA7FDHdS55tV
「不然看我的『畜生激戰深淵大海妖』好了!三頭六臂又七手八腳的,很勁爆喔!」27Please respect copyright.PENANAHCtl06bb9r
「……你確定那是人類能看的嗎?」27Please respect copyright.PENANA15b1HL3Rg0
小鬍子男一屁股坐上新之力的床舖,故意猛搖讓上層的銀髮青年罵罵咧咧。27Please respect copyright.PENANATmHEpicnOg
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