在人山人海的百貨公司裡,一位女子突然高聲求救,說到那名搶匪,逃的還真是飛快異常,熟練的很,一定經常在搶別人皮包吧?30Please respect copyright.PENANAPldNx3NSek
只一眨眼功夫,搶匪就不見人影,連百貨的保全聞聲追沒幾步馬上就失去方向,這可怎辦?再拖下去,歹徒就要跑到酒吧去逍遙啦!30Please respect copyright.PENANAEWFGPQ4KtB
嘿嘿!算你們走運,遇到本超能英雄剛好在這裡買糖果。30Please respect copyright.PENANAZnVOKR5C4I
搶匪的面貌跟去向已經被我看的一清二楚,唉呦~表情也不用太崇拜啦,畢竟,哥哥是有練過滴!30Please respect copyright.PENANAW1N9HM6fOT
廢話少說,先趕快來啟動超能力……30Please respect copyright.PENANA3FmNi3ISX4
「先生,方便跟我接吻嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAc0wsUwopZM
啪──!!!30Please respect copyright.PENANAIsabAkruNr
「媽的臭變態!你找死嗎!?」30Please respect copyright.PENANABrwBdRq0nM
你誤會我了先生……我絕對是個正常男人!30Please respect copyright.PENANA2yb7oxthnE
可是我現在很急需口水進行超能變身呀!30Please respect copyright.PENANArMXKjDKBOy
真是的,不能吻男人,就算在人潮洶湧的百貨公司裡,選擇也少了快一半……那要親女人嗎?就算我是超能英雄也是會害羞的啊……30Please respect copyright.PENANApDuLgoaUj0
「不好意思小姐,方便跟妳接個吻嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANANw6y9NVJrd
「蛤?這…這……」30Please respect copyright.PENANAOb0D1EoPDc
被問的小姐臉頰立馬飆的緋紅,表情是忸怩嬌羞卻又躍躍欲試,還下意識舔了舔嘴唇。看吧,就說英雄我長的頗帥頗可口,若不是我自己也算有點正人君子的矜持,否則發個超能力,哪有這麼難?30Please respect copyright.PENANAJnUIokZFMC
啪──!!!30Please respect copyright.PENANAxpwzxj2HCB
「幹!光天化日的竟敢勾引我女朋友?不揍扁你恁北不是男人!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAZReiW290CQ
……我說搶匪啊……為什麼你要挑百貨公司來打劫哩?30Please respect copyright.PENANAf9Uk4Y3VO8
不知道女生來這都會攜帶男人當提款機和搬運工嗎?30Please respect copyright.PENANARoBZ73jXVY
不過就在這時,我看到一個最適合的對象了!嗯,多虧案發地點是百貨公司!30Please respect copyright.PENANAN5uGQg8hpd
因為很多年輕夫妻會手牽手帶小嬰兒來買玩具。30Please respect copyright.PENANAKFKIhStqiX
那個貝比吸著奶嘴,發出「喃~呣~」的不明語音,一行帶泡沫的唾液從嘴角沿著下巴往下流,圍巾上還有一大灘口水漬,真棒!看起來就是口水多多的好寶寶!我要馬上行動才行,否則可能會被別人搶走呢。30Please respect copyright.PENANA7vnhwuNQ0o
「抱歉,借我喝一下你們家寶寶的口水好不好?」30Please respect copyright.PENANARKmJXhUXA9
「……」30Please respect copyright.PENANAUwpXoCNAKt
「……」30Please respect copyright.PENANAo7mHQfckZ1
不理會嬰兒父母的瞬間石化,我直截了當把小嬰兒從推車裡抱出來,捧在我開心大張的嘴巴前,救人要緊,逮人要快,當超人可遲疑不得。30Please respect copyright.PENANAWR4Hi0PdFZ
「嗚哇哇哇哇哇~~~」30Please respect copyright.PENANAliSQPd9MNh
「啊啊!好好好……寶寶不哭~寶寶不哭齁~」30Please respect copyright.PENANAimTbYKmA0j
我嚇的趕緊把他放生,他好像眼淚比口水還多。30Please respect copyright.PENANAn36e9zn08J
真可惜,眼淚對我來說一點價值都沒有,就只是無用的眼睛排泄物而以。30Please respect copyright.PENANAZb1hiRioLD
慘了,再這樣搞下去,搶匪都要飄洋過海到度假小島的酒吧去逍遙啦!30Please respect copyright.PENANArXEOmxMN6T
等等……前面那個在爬的是……好耶!救星降臨!這間是什麼百貨公司?竟然允許讓狗直接入場!30Please respect copyright.PENANAki9dlvtYVB
改天我要來辦它的會員卡。30Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ20Zc1Ut7
眼前那狗還是隻鬥牛犬呢,這種狗堪稱口水製造機,哇哈哈哈~我勝利了!30Please respect copyright.PENANAat9mmeRro2
「哈囉!能不能借你家狗狗的口水一喝?」30Please respect copyright.PENANApoGK6V0kOC
「……隨便你,這年頭什麼怪人都有……」30Please respect copyright.PENANAOURdgvGBms
狗主人一臉噁心地看著我與他的寵物蛇吻,不過,想成為稱職的超能英雄,就要學會習慣旁人的異樣眼光嘛!30Please respect copyright.PENANA1Rl7rDEwg6
你們說對不對呀?30Please respect copyright.PENANAm4OBarnY4K
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