Ganondorf rose high above the young Hero, laughing maniacally as he elevated, "You dare challenge me, young Hero of Time? All your effort--for naught!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t80ywaj1s 維尼
"My body," Link said, drawing the Master Sword, "is ready!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xf5IE8JxQ 維尼
"Well my body is Reggie!" Ganondorf replied thunderously, summoning thunderous lightning to match the mood, the flew down and stabbed Link, who was trying to use the quick menu to grab a potion to enhance his damage output, but the Wii Remote hated him, "Ha! I killed you, Link!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sSaCff0uT 維尼
Link fell, but just as Ganondorf began to try taking the Triforce of Courage from Link's hand, all the lights started flickering, "Ganondorf," an announcer shouted, "Link had a second to take his place if he fell, everyone, give it up for Reggie Fils-aime!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPkaete6UC 維尼
"Well, I also have a second!" Ganondorf waited for the announcer, who finished his sentence.8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHRgmw3MGT 維尼
"And his name is: John Cena!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡivPMHyJsDs 維尼
Suddenly John Cena fell down from the sky and left a mark in the ground and wiped the dust from his shoulder, and, in the style of the Smash series, words splattered onto the screen, "John will Cena you later."8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8XmcBop6w 維尼
"Ha," Reggie chuckled, "'Cena?" Is that a pun on "see", because you failed at making a Smash line."8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE88PNf2uj 維尼
In that moment another set of words splattered on the screen, and it said, "Reggie's or not, here he is!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡ881WT58nVy 維尼
"Is that a pun of-" before Ganondorf could finish, Reggie used Localization to make him babble like a child.8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡey0lry87UZ 維尼
"Now Ganondorf was enormous," Reggie gestured to Ganondorf, who was staring at the ground in shock, "but now...now he's smol, Ganondorf's a smol bean, and not like the magic beans from OoT that grow into enormous plants, nope, he's just going to be a smol bean that makes kids cry if it mixes with the mashed potatoes."8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtEAbUFvVJ 維尼
"Now it's time for the seconds to combat!" the Smash announcer announced, "fight!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07NWt2Ir8D 維尼
Reggie stared at John and picked up a Wii remote, 'But not just any Wii remote," Reggie said, shaking it at John with an impish smirk on his face, "this is a Wii Motion Plus, so much better than the original, it has the Plus built in, so you don't need that silicon jacket with the Plus glued to it, I mean, who wants to lock and unlock that thing just for batteries?"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSejMyn6Dr 維尼
"Man, I thought that's what the Wii Battery Charger TM was for!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJj0v8M149 維尼
Somehow they got into an argument and Reggie pointed at him, "That's it, let's settle this in Smash!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYybW2ROAS 維尼
Meanwhile Link stood up and sighed, "I don't always die, but when I do, I get revived by a pink ball of fluff, now where's Ganondorf...oh, the seconds are fighting...I want to interrupt them, but-"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd18mVxKx2 維尼
"Just do it! Don't let you plot just be plot, make it happen, just," the mysterious voice shouted, "do it!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQHbKGE719 維尼
"You're right, I have to just do it!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUau0Ka0gO 維尼
Meanwhile Ganondorf was waiting in the battlefield, when he saw Link he turned to his minions, "We need to build a wall to keep out Link's allies!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbc4DNKj7O 維尼
And so they did, and it was Link versus every boss from every timeline, all ten billion of them.8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVV5arWGnM 維尼
"Ha, I love this," Link whipped out his MP3 Player and Attack on Titan's theme song played, and the wall instantly shattered, "I love it so much, that this meme fills me with Determination, my Hearts have been replenished and my game is saved!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡv26kadHVjR 維尼
The two then clashed after striking steel against steel, Ganondorf severed Link's hand from his wrist, "Now, there's something I'm about to reveal to you...I am...John Cena!"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡliksjwjbxc 維尼
"That's impossible!" Link cried, then used Farore's Wind to escape.8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhePnonJkx 維尼
"If only you knew the Power of the Meme, one does not simply use Farore's Wind to escape." Ganondorf pulled Link back into the battle and was about to kill him when John Cena and Reggie appeared.8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9SLhaFguw 維尼
"Sorry, Ganondorf, but I like this game too much to let you win." John explained, picking up Link's severed hand, still clutching the Master Sword, and flinging it at Ganondorf, landing right between his eyes.8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMGXZ8875J 維尼
And then Sheik showed up, "Everybody, I want to tell you something."8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8wBoSsZxc 維尼
"What is it, oh mysterious Sheikah named Sheik?" everybody ever never asked.8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡixRVz30My4 維尼
"My name is Zelda."8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0I39LK0zf 維尼
"You've been in three games with this alter ego," Ganondorf said, rolling his eyes, "tell me again how you even have a secret identity."8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96bb6BBm2R 維尼
"Much sick, very burn." Zelda scoffed.8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhiSweTCtg 維尼
"Actually, it's true," the audience replied, "I know this because I haz the internet."8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQScsUh6Eb 維尼
"And yet, you still ask," Zelda replied, "'what if Zelda was a guy, didn't wear a green dress, and Peach didn't get captured by Ganondorf?'"8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkBjVICTVx 維尼
The audience thought about this and nodded, "It would be strange, indeed."8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTf20dV1nV 維尼
The galaxy facepalmed and everyone went home for sodas.8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKOkIQoa4E 維尼
Author's Notes: Did I do a good, Maria?8964 copyright protection377ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1LA6SOwyb 維尼
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