Ganondorf rose high above the young Hero, laughing maniacally as he elevated, "You dare challenge me, young Hero of Time? All your effort--for naught!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5ZkE3mi6E
"My body," Link said, drawing the Master Sword, "is ready!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡbql111WTtz
"Well my body is Reggie!" Ganondorf replied thunderously, summoning thunderous lightning to match the mood, the flew down and stabbed Link, who was trying to use the quick menu to grab a potion to enhance his damage output, but the Wii Remote hated him, "Ha! I killed you, Link!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡPod6YDXqxg
Link fell, but just as Ganondorf began to try taking the Triforce of Courage from Link's hand, all the lights started flickering, "Ganondorf," an announcer shouted, "Link had a second to take his place if he fell, everyone, give it up for Reggie Fils-aime!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡssmrM1v8jB
"Well, I also have a second!" Ganondorf waited for the announcer, who finished his sentence.copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv28x39uXC
"And his name is: John Cena!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N1hUZVRqs
Suddenly John Cena fell down from the sky and left a mark in the ground and wiped the dust from his shoulder, and, in the style of the Smash series, words splattered onto the screen, "John will Cena you later."copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SVukHvPQP
"Ha," Reggie chuckled, "'Cena?" Is that a pun on "see", because you failed at making a Smash line."copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDlsLSwVmu
In that moment another set of words splattered on the screen, and it said, "Reggie's or not, here he is!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqhzHczD3Z
"Is that a pun of-" before Ganondorf could finish, Reggie used Localization to make him babble like a child.copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bS1FcJb1z
"Now Ganondorf was enormous," Reggie gestured to Ganondorf, who was staring at the ground in shock, "but now...now he's smol, Ganondorf's a smol bean, and not like the magic beans from OoT that grow into enormous plants, nope, he's just going to be a smol bean that makes kids cry if it mixes with the mashed potatoes."copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sclVYerTA
"Now it's time for the seconds to combat!" the Smash announcer announced, "fight!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq1e0Jqzmt
Reggie stared at John and picked up a Wii remote, 'But not just any Wii remote," Reggie said, shaking it at John with an impish smirk on his face, "this is a Wii Motion Plus, so much better than the original, it has the Plus built in, so you don't need that silicon jacket with the Plus glued to it, I mean, who wants to lock and unlock that thing just for batteries?"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsFrukDdwE
"Man, I thought that's what the Wii Battery Charger TM was for!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx60T1Y7tR
Somehow they got into an argument and Reggie pointed at him, "That's it, let's settle this in Smash!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpiJEjs4SO
Meanwhile Link stood up and sighed, "I don't always die, but when I do, I get revived by a pink ball of fluff, now where's Ganondorf...oh, the seconds are fighting...I want to interrupt them, but-"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrhcSMxv04
"Just do it! Don't let you plot just be plot, make it happen, just," the mysterious voice shouted, "do it!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOBhOujNBN
"You're right, I have to just do it!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjdX3RgvV9
Meanwhile Ganondorf was waiting in the battlefield, when he saw Link he turned to his minions, "We need to build a wall to keep out Link's allies!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡktACGtoeYp
And so they did, and it was Link versus every boss from every timeline, all ten billion of them.copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9dTq1oKPZ
"Ha, I love this," Link whipped out his MP3 Player and Attack on Titan's theme song played, and the wall instantly shattered, "I love it so much, that this meme fills me with Determination, my Hearts have been replenished and my game is saved!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtjKrmBIRx
The two then clashed after striking steel against steel, Ganondorf severed Link's hand from his wrist, "Now, there's something I'm about to reveal to you...I am...John Cena!"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc1sOHVdVU
"That's impossible!" Link cried, then used Farore's Wind to escape.copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡCe3Q8uSweH
"If only you knew the Power of the Meme, one does not simply use Farore's Wind to escape." Ganondorf pulled Link back into the battle and was about to kill him when John Cena and Reggie appeared.copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMbPwCb8l3
"Sorry, Ganondorf, but I like this game too much to let you win." John explained, picking up Link's severed hand, still clutching the Master Sword, and flinging it at Ganondorf, landing right between his eyes.copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcfHF4pAik
And then Sheik showed up, "Everybody, I want to tell you something."copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUzyLH2Ddh
"What is it, oh mysterious Sheikah named Sheik?" everybody ever never asked.copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ4vyB8KKt
"My name is Zelda."copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqG38l8xWq
"You've been in three games with this alter ego," Ganondorf said, rolling his eyes, "tell me again how you even have a secret identity."copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqlrZ682Jm
"Much sick, very burn." Zelda scoffed.copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡk35ozEZHoJ
"Actually, it's true," the audience replied, "I know this because I haz the internet."copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc9RgidoP9
"And yet, you still ask," Zelda replied, "'what if Zelda was a guy, didn't wear a green dress, and Peach didn't get captured by Ganondorf?'"copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHAa8zhgC0
The audience thought about this and nodded, "It would be strange, indeed."copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW4IkDmklL
The galaxy facepalmed and everyone went home for sodas.copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wYdoevBDk
Author's Notes: Did I do a good, Maria?copyright protection57ＰＥＮＡＮＡKs1kD9UUqw
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