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I Don't Always Make a Contest... But When I do, It's a Meme
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I Don't Always Die
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Ganondorf rose high above the young Hero, laughing maniacally as he elevated, "You dare challenge me, young Hero of Time? All your effort--for naught!"copyright protection133PENANAf9nhFlAg7p

"My body," Link said, drawing the Master Sword, "is ready!"copyright protection133PENANAAiQHvLkubf

"Well my body is Reggie!" Ganondorf replied thunderously, summoning thunderous lightning to match the mood, the flew down and stabbed Link, who was trying to use the quick menu to grab a potion to enhance his damage output, but the Wii Remote hated him, "Ha! I killed you, Link!"copyright protection133PENANAHplpQzEpiw

Link fell, but just as Ganondorf began to try taking the Triforce of Courage from Link's hand, all the lights started flickering, "Ganondorf," an announcer shouted, "Link had a second to take his place if he fell, everyone, give it up for Reggie Fils-aime!"copyright protection133PENANAjyGGQl2qC9

"Well, I also have a second!" Ganondorf waited for the announcer, who finished his sentence.copyright protection133PENANAQcrGUXserD

"And his name is: John Cena!"copyright protection133PENANAu83PyTocjH

Suddenly John Cena fell down from the sky and left a mark in the ground and wiped the dust from his shoulder, and, in the style of the Smash series, words splattered onto the screen, "John will Cena you later."copyright protection133PENANAJCgpj6Llxo

"Ha," Reggie chuckled, "'Cena?" Is that a pun on "see", because you failed at making a Smash line."copyright protection133PENANAvnAX4vUwKl

In that moment another set of words splattered on the screen, and it said, "Reggie's or not, here he is!"copyright protection133PENANAaeud437tfr

"Is that a pun of-" before Ganondorf could finish, Reggie used Localization to make him babble like a child.copyright protection133PENANAaZ4rpnxaJ4

"Now Ganondorf was enormous," Reggie gestured to Ganondorf, who was staring at the ground in shock, "but now...now he's smol, Ganondorf's a smol bean, and not like the magic beans from OoT that grow into enormous plants, nope, he's just going to be a smol bean that makes kids cry if it mixes with the mashed potatoes."copyright protection133PENANAyfs9cwF72p

"Now it's time for the seconds to combat!" the Smash announcer announced, "fight!"copyright protection133PENANAsdEXqI0ybg

Reggie stared at John and picked up a Wii remote, 'But not just any Wii remote," Reggie said, shaking it at John with an impish smirk on his face, "this is a Wii Motion Plus, so much better than the original, it has the Plus built in, so you don't need that silicon jacket with the Plus glued to it, I mean, who wants to lock and unlock that thing just for batteries?"copyright protection133PENANA0mf4NEslPb

"Man, I thought that's what the Wii Battery Charger TM was for!"copyright protection133PENANApnqSxDocKr

Somehow they got into an argument and Reggie pointed at him, "That's it, let's settle this in Smash!"copyright protection133PENANACdEha50bDb

Meanwhile Link stood up and sighed, "I don't always die, but when I do, I get revived by a pink ball of fluff, now where's Ganondorf...oh, the seconds are fighting...I want to interrupt them, but-"copyright protection133PENANAsEyIImmaHc

"Just do it! Don't let you plot just be plot, make it happen, just," the mysterious voice shouted, "do it!"copyright protection133PENANAm7ANZ7qnkb

"You're right, I have to just do it!"copyright protection133PENANAOXotezyeLc

Meanwhile Ganondorf was waiting in the battlefield, when he saw Link he turned to his minions, "We need to build a wall to keep out Link's allies!"copyright protection133PENANAqdQYVykiJ2

And so they did, and it was Link versus every boss from every timeline, all ten billion of them.copyright protection133PENANAv595S8diwx

"Ha, I love this," Link whipped out his MP3 Player and Attack on Titan's theme song played, and the wall instantly shattered, "I love it so much, that this meme fills me with Determination, my Hearts have been replenished and my game is saved!"copyright protection133PENANAulvSOJsnYd

The two then clashed after striking steel against steel, Ganondorf severed Link's hand from his wrist, "Now, there's something I'm about to reveal to you...I am...John Cena!"copyright protection133PENANAzorpnnYIFH

"That's impossible!" Link cried, then used Farore's Wind to escape.copyright protection133PENANALaMUgE3tXA

"If only you knew the Power of the Meme, one does not simply use Farore's Wind to escape." Ganondorf pulled Link back into the battle and was about to kill him when John Cena and Reggie appeared.copyright protection133PENANA1rVwkKgM7e

"Sorry, Ganondorf, but I like this game too much to let you win." John explained, picking up Link's severed hand, still clutching the Master Sword, and flinging it at Ganondorf, landing right between his eyes.copyright protection133PENANA0HDs61P5Jv

And then Sheik showed up, "Everybody, I want to tell you something."copyright protection133PENANAMvGzpWetpb

"What is it, oh mysterious Sheikah named Sheik?" everybody ever never asked.copyright protection133PENANA3qDZWYKcLR

"My name is Zelda."copyright protection133PENANArLz4dG53LP

"You've been in three games with this alter ego," Ganondorf said, rolling his eyes, "tell me again how you even have a secret identity."copyright protection133PENANAyyke7KaldA

"Much sick, very burn." Zelda scoffed.copyright protection133PENANAxh0agX90aU

"Actually, it's true," the audience replied, "I know this because I haz the internet."copyright protection133PENANASBGrGU7MXS

"And yet, you still ask," Zelda replied, "'what if Zelda was a guy, didn't wear a green dress, and Peach didn't get captured by Ganondorf?'"copyright protection133PENANACvqXKyHUTV

The audience thought about this and nodded, "It would be strange, indeed."copyright protection133PENANAuqcvBstKtD

The galaxy facepalmed and everyone went home for sodas.copyright protection133PENANAElflNWfUJd

Author's Notes: Did I do a good, Maria?copyright protection133PENANANlJeitM0nF

Comments ( 12 )

Heminor - O shit waddup its dat JOHN CENA doot doo doo dooooot
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - And what an entrance, huh? ;-P
1 year agoreply

The Virtual Shadow - look out its JOHN CENA.

da dana da, da dana da!
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @lightofshadows, Yeah, thing are getting real when John shows up...he's going to make a scene...and John "Scen-a!"
1 year agoreply

Flow - Lol, there was a game with Princess Peach rescuing Mario. It was fun. 

Either you meant *Zelda didn't get captured by ganondorf or Peach didn't get captured by *bowser.

Either way the game was fun and so was this story.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - Ha, that is pretty funny, does it play like most Mario games, mushrooms and side scrolling and the like?

I meant Ganondorf and Peach...I was playing with the idea of Link being Zelda, but couldn't figure out what the princess would be called, so just went with Peach, since she's a well known Nintendo princess.

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!
1 year agoreply

Flow - @Kokiri-Hylian-Hero,
Yeah it played the same for the most part. Peach had her own powers in the game and what not. Also you fight bosses with different emotions. So you had to strategize which one to use.

It was a fun stress free game.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @JellyKat, Oh, she had her own powers? Like the umbrella from Paper Mario?

Wow, fighting bosses with emotions, that's interesting...so, she used emotions on them, or they used emotions? Because, if she can make bosses get emotional, then Bowser should be careful.

1 year agoreply

Flow - @Kokiri-Hylian-Hero,
Sad= water
Angry= fire
Joy= healing if I remember right
i forgot what the last emotion was

she uses it on them. and yeah she had her umbrella to attack and kind of folow.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @JellyKat, Oh, man, now I'm thinking of Inside Out, except like Pikmin, which I only know about because of Smash...I imagine Olimar throwing his emotions at the other Smashers. Following that comment about Inside Out was fear the fourth emotion?
1 year agoreply

Flow - @Kokiri-Hylian-Hero, Maybe I forgot.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @JellyKat, Oh well, at least it was cool, right?
1 year agoreply