Ganondorf rose high above the young Hero, laughing maniacally as he elevated, "You dare challenge me, young Hero of Time? All your effort--for naught!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGeK7SYtS4
"My body," Link said, drawing the Master Sword, "is ready!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LeJf64tdK
"Well my body is Reggie!" Ganondorf replied thunderously, summoning thunderous lightning to match the mood, the flew down and stabbed Link, who was trying to use the quick menu to grab a potion to enhance his damage output, but the Wii Remote hated him, "Ha! I killed you, Link!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡRL04lpquCR
Link fell, but just as Ganondorf began to try taking the Triforce of Courage from Link's hand, all the lights started flickering, "Ganondorf," an announcer shouted, "Link had a second to take his place if he fell, everyone, give it up for Reggie Fils-aime!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkyt4Fl28e
"Well, I also have a second!" Ganondorf waited for the announcer, who finished his sentence.copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eZlYfs2IF
"And his name is: John Cena!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡMArMENc5hO
Suddenly John Cena fell down from the sky and left a mark in the ground and wiped the dust from his shoulder, and, in the style of the Smash series, words splattered onto the screen, "John will Cena you later."copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx8u0damfj
"Ha," Reggie chuckled, "'Cena?" Is that a pun on "see", because you failed at making a Smash line."copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmyAIwPayx
In that moment another set of words splattered on the screen, and it said, "Reggie's or not, here he is!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡQl8i8M5kSn
"Is that a pun of-" before Ganondorf could finish, Reggie used Localization to make him babble like a child.copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PUijVvuiK
"Now Ganondorf was enormous," Reggie gestured to Ganondorf, who was staring at the ground in shock, "but now...now he's smol, Ganondorf's a smol bean, and not like the magic beans from OoT that grow into enormous plants, nope, he's just going to be a smol bean that makes kids cry if it mixes with the mashed potatoes."copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡOS7mtPTi0s
"Now it's time for the seconds to combat!" the Smash announcer announced, "fight!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRNY9WLfhE
Reggie stared at John and picked up a Wii remote, 'But not just any Wii remote," Reggie said, shaking it at John with an impish smirk on his face, "this is a Wii Motion Plus, so much better than the original, it has the Plus built in, so you don't need that silicon jacket with the Plus glued to it, I mean, who wants to lock and unlock that thing just for batteries?"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqtxINtehL
"Man, I thought that's what the Wii Battery Charger TM was for!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6E6s7WmqW
Somehow they got into an argument and Reggie pointed at him, "That's it, let's settle this in Smash!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgNCfXy1cP
Meanwhile Link stood up and sighed, "I don't always die, but when I do, I get revived by a pink ball of fluff, now where's Ganondorf...oh, the seconds are fighting...I want to interrupt them, but-"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPg8nZVRdd
"Just do it! Don't let you plot just be plot, make it happen, just," the mysterious voice shouted, "do it!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcjiiMpe8Q
"You're right, I have to just do it!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX6ZzmW8n9
Meanwhile Ganondorf was waiting in the battlefield, when he saw Link he turned to his minions, "We need to build a wall to keep out Link's allies!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2Zebne7er
And so they did, and it was Link versus every boss from every timeline, all ten billion of them.copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSEEaXqAbz
"Ha, I love this," Link whipped out his MP3 Player and Attack on Titan's theme song played, and the wall instantly shattered, "I love it so much, that this meme fills me with Determination, my Hearts have been replenished and my game is saved!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnxxm6Tjeh
The two then clashed after striking steel against steel, Ganondorf severed Link's hand from his wrist, "Now, there's something I'm about to reveal to you...I am...John Cena!"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdksrvQGD5
"That's impossible!" Link cried, then used Farore's Wind to escape.copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XXMB8J2IV
"If only you knew the Power of the Meme, one does not simply use Farore's Wind to escape." Ganondorf pulled Link back into the battle and was about to kill him when John Cena and Reggie appeared.copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9i9HFgBZv
"Sorry, Ganondorf, but I like this game too much to let you win." John explained, picking up Link's severed hand, still clutching the Master Sword, and flinging it at Ganondorf, landing right between his eyes.copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡStIcVaIMQl
And then Sheik showed up, "Everybody, I want to tell you something."copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYjOKVWtYF
"What is it, oh mysterious Sheikah named Sheik?" everybody ever never asked.copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAPHKwn07n
"My name is Zelda."copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0QecMoVye
"You've been in three games with this alter ego," Ganondorf said, rolling his eyes, "tell me again how you even have a secret identity."copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpcAeXvbrt
"Much sick, very burn." Zelda scoffed.copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQ4GxPcVQk
"Actually, it's true," the audience replied, "I know this because I haz the internet."copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡimk8AxUYts
"And yet, you still ask," Zelda replied, "'what if Zelda was a guy, didn't wear a green dress, and Peach didn't get captured by Ganondorf?'"copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKSqk6nQiO
The audience thought about this and nodded, "It would be strange, indeed."copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9EpPce274
The galaxy facepalmed and everyone went home for sodas.copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqqHy1ft0I
Author's Notes: Did I do a good, Maria?copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdsOENV1Dd
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