Ganondorf rose high above the young Hero, laughing maniacally as he elevated, "You dare challenge me, young Hero of Time? All your effort--for naught!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgFLbgOspQ 維尼
"My body," Link said, drawing the Master Sword, "is ready!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy1rEqzUgZ 維尼
"Well my body is Reggie!" Ganondorf replied thunderously, summoning thunderous lightning to match the mood, the flew down and stabbed Link, who was trying to use the quick menu to grab a potion to enhance his damage output, but the Wii Remote hated him, "Ha! I killed you, Link!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡceyo7LlMX0 維尼
Link fell, but just as Ganondorf began to try taking the Triforce of Courage from Link's hand, all the lights started flickering, "Ganondorf," an announcer shouted, "Link had a second to take his place if he fell, everyone, give it up for Reggie Fils-aime!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡjv4o6IEzEG 維尼
"Well, I also have a second!" Ganondorf waited for the announcer, who finished his sentence.8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjN7p2Xg7T 維尼
"And his name is: John Cena!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvEUmBHyq0 維尼
Suddenly John Cena fell down from the sky and left a mark in the ground and wiped the dust from his shoulder, and, in the style of the Smash series, words splattered onto the screen, "John will Cena you later."8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0l7pOUXvg 維尼
"Ha," Reggie chuckled, "'Cena?" Is that a pun on "see", because you failed at making a Smash line."8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDQQDt748h 維尼
In that moment another set of words splattered on the screen, and it said, "Reggie's or not, here he is!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHdaeCg9CG 維尼
"Is that a pun of-" before Ganondorf could finish, Reggie used Localization to make him babble like a child.8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡsblp3KV9h1 維尼
"Now Ganondorf was enormous," Reggie gestured to Ganondorf, who was staring at the ground in shock, "but now...now he's smol, Ganondorf's a smol bean, and not like the magic beans from OoT that grow into enormous plants, nope, he's just going to be a smol bean that makes kids cry if it mixes with the mashed potatoes."8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡMybNAiv785 維尼
"Now it's time for the seconds to combat!" the Smash announcer announced, "fight!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LCHbbnTBT 維尼
Reggie stared at John and picked up a Wii remote, 'But not just any Wii remote," Reggie said, shaking it at John with an impish smirk on his face, "this is a Wii Motion Plus, so much better than the original, it has the Plus built in, so you don't need that silicon jacket with the Plus glued to it, I mean, who wants to lock and unlock that thing just for batteries?"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEDhpZs7if 維尼
"Man, I thought that's what the Wii Battery Charger TM was for!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH1JjYEY5V 維尼
Somehow they got into an argument and Reggie pointed at him, "That's it, let's settle this in Smash!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcJKMKOpYo 維尼
Meanwhile Link stood up and sighed, "I don't always die, but when I do, I get revived by a pink ball of fluff, now where's Ganondorf...oh, the seconds are fighting...I want to interrupt them, but-"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIGTIvXWAB 維尼
"Just do it! Don't let you plot just be plot, make it happen, just," the mysterious voice shouted, "do it!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrzj5hi0Da 維尼
"You're right, I have to just do it!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5KsytGMkF 維尼
Meanwhile Ganondorf was waiting in the battlefield, when he saw Link he turned to his minions, "We need to build a wall to keep out Link's allies!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaPer2DyA2 維尼
And so they did, and it was Link versus every boss from every timeline, all ten billion of them.8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡziO16ezCar 維尼
"Ha, I love this," Link whipped out his MP3 Player and Attack on Titan's theme song played, and the wall instantly shattered, "I love it so much, that this meme fills me with Determination, my Hearts have been replenished and my game is saved!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPrPdK746T 維尼
The two then clashed after striking steel against steel, Ganondorf severed Link's hand from his wrist, "Now, there's something I'm about to reveal to you...I am...John Cena!"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx9AaG9pgx 維尼
"That's impossible!" Link cried, then used Farore's Wind to escape.8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpplrh8EDI 維尼
"If only you knew the Power of the Meme, one does not simply use Farore's Wind to escape." Ganondorf pulled Link back into the battle and was about to kill him when John Cena and Reggie appeared.8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBROlxnzVN 維尼
"Sorry, Ganondorf, but I like this game too much to let you win." John explained, picking up Link's severed hand, still clutching the Master Sword, and flinging it at Ganondorf, landing right between his eyes.8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGCYVc8Usx 維尼
And then Sheik showed up, "Everybody, I want to tell you something."8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrcPhsTUZ7 維尼
"What is it, oh mysterious Sheikah named Sheik?" everybody ever never asked.8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yIhApTrFr 維尼
"My name is Zelda."8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1YF4Cv89j 維尼
"You've been in three games with this alter ego," Ganondorf said, rolling his eyes, "tell me again how you even have a secret identity."8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdDiS6rfoK 維尼
"Much sick, very burn." Zelda scoffed.8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsYK28YF9Y 維尼
"Actually, it's true," the audience replied, "I know this because I haz the internet."8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjMt48GOMb 維尼
"And yet, you still ask," Zelda replied, "'what if Zelda was a guy, didn't wear a green dress, and Peach didn't get captured by Ganondorf?'"8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNQRl3Yu7L 維尼
The audience thought about this and nodded, "It would be strange, indeed."8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1nEqWXtdN 維尼
The galaxy facepalmed and everyone went home for sodas.8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtPY3bFTCe 維尼
Author's Notes: Did I do a good, Maria?8964 copyright protection459ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCY5nlA7u9 維尼
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