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I Don't Always Make a Contest... But When I do, It's a Meme
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I Don't Always Die
No Plagiarism!dUaMiouwlBWQPzKdAFsmposted on PENANA

Ganondorf rose high above the young Hero, laughing maniacally as he elevated, "You dare challenge me, young Hero of Time? All your effort--for naught!"copyright protection124PENANAquzFOB5YyX

"My body," Link said, drawing the Master Sword, "is ready!"copyright protection124PENANAxLSHya62Gs

"Well my body is Reggie!" Ganondorf replied thunderously, summoning thunderous lightning to match the mood, the flew down and stabbed Link, who was trying to use the quick menu to grab a potion to enhance his damage output, but the Wii Remote hated him, "Ha! I killed you, Link!"copyright protection124PENANAEDitc2HNI9

Link fell, but just as Ganondorf began to try taking the Triforce of Courage from Link's hand, all the lights started flickering, "Ganondorf," an announcer shouted, "Link had a second to take his place if he fell, everyone, give it up for Reggie Fils-aime!"copyright protection124PENANA99EIPsjVqR

"Well, I also have a second!" Ganondorf waited for the announcer, who finished his sentence.copyright protection124PENANASYDKFbUMeB

"And his name is: John Cena!"copyright protection124PENANAeSexmrA3ej

Suddenly John Cena fell down from the sky and left a mark in the ground and wiped the dust from his shoulder, and, in the style of the Smash series, words splattered onto the screen, "John will Cena you later."copyright protection124PENANAcosQ7ijqdJ

"Ha," Reggie chuckled, "'Cena?" Is that a pun on "see", because you failed at making a Smash line."copyright protection124PENANAi5HWQn7L9m

In that moment another set of words splattered on the screen, and it said, "Reggie's or not, here he is!"copyright protection124PENANAnoeBWB3wEi

"Is that a pun of-" before Ganondorf could finish, Reggie used Localization to make him babble like a child.copyright protection124PENANAQRGjIOB1eP

"Now Ganondorf was enormous," Reggie gestured to Ganondorf, who was staring at the ground in shock, "but now...now he's smol, Ganondorf's a smol bean, and not like the magic beans from OoT that grow into enormous plants, nope, he's just going to be a smol bean that makes kids cry if it mixes with the mashed potatoes."copyright protection124PENANALxVttLRBx1

"Now it's time for the seconds to combat!" the Smash announcer announced, "fight!"copyright protection124PENANAYUpcwmNATs

Reggie stared at John and picked up a Wii remote, 'But not just any Wii remote," Reggie said, shaking it at John with an impish smirk on his face, "this is a Wii Motion Plus, so much better than the original, it has the Plus built in, so you don't need that silicon jacket with the Plus glued to it, I mean, who wants to lock and unlock that thing just for batteries?"copyright protection124PENANASJkz22nE4C

"Man, I thought that's what the Wii Battery Charger TM was for!"copyright protection124PENANAtQaojEabgI

Somehow they got into an argument and Reggie pointed at him, "That's it, let's settle this in Smash!"copyright protection124PENANAceCCq9YeJR

Meanwhile Link stood up and sighed, "I don't always die, but when I do, I get revived by a pink ball of fluff, now where's Ganondorf...oh, the seconds are fighting...I want to interrupt them, but-"copyright protection124PENANAHCA1bD4zi9

"Just do it! Don't let you plot just be plot, make it happen, just," the mysterious voice shouted, "do it!"copyright protection124PENANAcMZmbj0lug

"You're right, I have to just do it!"copyright protection124PENANA4GuHiVQhaA

Meanwhile Ganondorf was waiting in the battlefield, when he saw Link he turned to his minions, "We need to build a wall to keep out Link's allies!"copyright protection124PENANA8ScJTonYXF

And so they did, and it was Link versus every boss from every timeline, all ten billion of them.copyright protection124PENANA79r7vCqwYV

"Ha, I love this," Link whipped out his MP3 Player and Attack on Titan's theme song played, and the wall instantly shattered, "I love it so much, that this meme fills me with Determination, my Hearts have been replenished and my game is saved!"copyright protection124PENANAN2CiKUeAcp

The two then clashed after striking steel against steel, Ganondorf severed Link's hand from his wrist, "Now, there's something I'm about to reveal to you...I am...John Cena!"copyright protection124PENANAakhn4bLr9J

"That's impossible!" Link cried, then used Farore's Wind to escape.copyright protection124PENANA7hSyoobPVa

"If only you knew the Power of the Meme, one does not simply use Farore's Wind to escape." Ganondorf pulled Link back into the battle and was about to kill him when John Cena and Reggie appeared.copyright protection124PENANAKIdm1Xhfxt

"Sorry, Ganondorf, but I like this game too much to let you win." John explained, picking up Link's severed hand, still clutching the Master Sword, and flinging it at Ganondorf, landing right between his eyes.copyright protection124PENANAEIOW6S7Rkh

And then Sheik showed up, "Everybody, I want to tell you something."copyright protection124PENANABryu0WSbMO

"What is it, oh mysterious Sheikah named Sheik?" everybody ever never asked.copyright protection124PENANAlwxzTywaO4

"My name is Zelda."copyright protection124PENANAEtNspTlwLF

"You've been in three games with this alter ego," Ganondorf said, rolling his eyes, "tell me again how you even have a secret identity."copyright protection124PENANANm6mQ6jJh5

"Much sick, very burn." Zelda scoffed.copyright protection124PENANAxDC5cvDJGs

"Actually, it's true," the audience replied, "I know this because I haz the internet."copyright protection124PENANANkVANkt8Rf

"And yet, you still ask," Zelda replied, "'what if Zelda was a guy, didn't wear a green dress, and Peach didn't get captured by Ganondorf?'"copyright protection124PENANANFBT1sZlbh

The audience thought about this and nodded, "It would be strange, indeed."copyright protection124PENANAqJV3P8ytRe

The galaxy facepalmed and everyone went home for sodas.copyright protection124PENANAVEyQflbJt3

Author's Notes: Did I do a good, Maria?copyright protection124PENANAYhIAaK2a6e

Comments ( 12 )

Heminor - O shit waddup its dat JOHN CENA doot doo doo dooooot
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - And what an entrance, huh? ;-P
1 year agoreply

The Virtual Shadow - look out its JOHN CENA.

da dana da, da dana da!
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @lightofshadows, Yeah, thing are getting real when John shows up...he's going to make a scene...and John "Scen-a!"
1 year agoreply

Flow - Lol, there was a game with Princess Peach rescuing Mario. It was fun. 

Either you meant *Zelda didn't get captured by ganondorf or Peach didn't get captured by *bowser.

Either way the game was fun and so was this story.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - Ha, that is pretty funny, does it play like most Mario games, mushrooms and side scrolling and the like?

I meant Ganondorf and Peach...I was playing with the idea of Link being Zelda, but couldn't figure out what the princess would be called, so just went with Peach, since she's a well known Nintendo princess.

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!
1 year agoreply

Flow - @Kokiri-Hylian-Hero,
Yeah it played the same for the most part. Peach had her own powers in the game and what not. Also you fight bosses with different emotions. So you had to strategize which one to use.

It was a fun stress free game.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @JellyKat, Oh, she had her own powers? Like the umbrella from Paper Mario?

Wow, fighting bosses with emotions, that's interesting...so, she used emotions on them, or they used emotions? Because, if she can make bosses get emotional, then Bowser should be careful.

1 year agoreply

Flow - @Kokiri-Hylian-Hero,
Sad= water
Angry= fire
Joy= healing if I remember right
i forgot what the last emotion was

she uses it on them. and yeah she had her umbrella to attack and kind of folow.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @JellyKat, Oh, man, now I'm thinking of Inside Out, except like Pikmin, which I only know about because of Smash...I imagine Olimar throwing his emotions at the other Smashers. Following that comment about Inside Out was fear the fourth emotion?
1 year agoreply

Flow - @Kokiri-Hylian-Hero, Maybe I forgot.
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - @JellyKat, Oh well, at least it was cool, right?
1 year agoreply