大明曆‧天啟六年五月十四日‧順天府慈仁寺‧辰時711Please respect copyright.PENANA4wKDpLzpB6
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寺院乃是那方外之所、佛門淨地,出家人六根清淨、不染塵暄,每日潛心唸佛,只盼能早登西方極樂世界;這慈仁寺更是與眾不同,自英宗皇帝以來,便是那皇親國戚辭官避禍,隱世養老的最佳去處,寺內經年香煙繚繞、梵唱不歇,殿宇巍峨森嚴,一派肅然。711Please respect copyright.PENANAy5CpsAqjXW
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這一天,在那遺世獨立,超凡脫俗的慈仁寺裡…711Please respect copyright.PENANAHBKr8U9Kur
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「說!妳是誰派來的!」羅莉抬了張椅子,站在上頭,居高臨下的瞪著凌衣,惡狠狠的說道:「坦白從寬!抗拒從嚴!」711Please respect copyright.PENANAlHCwlHG6BR
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誒~這台詞貌似很耳熟啊…不過妳可以不要學那王檢的派頭嗎?711Please respect copyright.PENANAMdCTyyzNEr
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「若是不說…莫怪我家夫君手下無情,用那淫邪的手法將妳綑綁起來…」羅莉說著,一隻手指延著凌衣的臉頰往下滑。711Please respect copyright.PENANAZISBetpxJh
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啊啊~已經綁了啊!還是妳自個兒動手的,別賴到我頭上啊!711Please respect copyright.PENANAPqka5jsgyh
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「夫君還會藉機上下其手,將妳擺出那羞人的姿態…」羅莉說著,手指勾起凌衣的下顎。711Please respect copyright.PENANA80b8Ejqg1w
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喔不!別往下說…別往下說了…711Please respect copyright.PENANAFKIWItFdYu
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「最後再對妳做那苟且之事,而且全身上下前前後後都不放過!」羅莉瞇著眼睛說。711Please respect copyright.PENANAVYLmLJs7Pa
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誒誒誒~妳也加料加得太嚴重了吧!711Please respect copyright.PENANAm6uIl7Uijx
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「妳也說說她嘛!」吳省身無力的轉頭看著羅薇道。711Please respect copyright.PENANAMiBzFqX6mn
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「嗯嗯…」羅薇放下手上的茶杯,端莊嫻淑的對羅莉教訓道:「妹妹…妳忘了伸出舌頭舔嘴角…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAVYf7i15kL6
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看那凌衣滿臉驚恐的模樣,貌似效果不差,於是吳省身也懶得再管,只是有氣無力的趴在桌上,任由倆姊妹瞎折騰。711Please respect copyright.PENANA5gCKztyDac
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只見羅莉突然又換上了一副哀婉欲絕的表情,痛心的說:「實不相瞞…我們姊妹二人…」711Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ebd0pEFXF
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「便是落入夫君的魔掌,遍嚐那四十八手蝕骨銷魂、欲罷不能的滋味!從此再也離不開夫君…」羅莉紅著臉,扭著衣角,一副羞答答的模樣。711Please respect copyright.PENANAjaJZHe98c7
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說完抬起頭來,換上憂心忡忡的神情道:「可是!還有其它無數不聽話的姊妹,叫夫君給賣到那青樓妓院去,從此遍嚐那求生不得、求死不能的滋味!」711Please respect copyright.PENANAV5qhs95y6n
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誒誒誒~哪來無數不聽話的姊妹啊!真要賣第一個就賣妳呀!711Please respect copyright.PENANAjThJ9QHblW
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「所以…姊姊千萬要聽話,等一下夫君問什麼,妳就老實回答…嗯?」羅莉殷切的囑咐完,背過黑衣少女轉過身來,比出一個勝利的手勢。711Please respect copyright.PENANAXJb57RTCov
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見羅莉玩過癮了,吳省身恨恨的瞪了她一眼,心灰意懶的站起身來,施施然走到凌衣的面前,一雙眼睛還不住上下打量,心裡不斷的琢磨著該怎麼開口…711Please respect copyright.PENANA6O8hkXFkSV
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見吳省身用空洞死板的眼睛,彷佛睨視砧板上的魚那樣地盯著自己,凌衣原本朝氣蓬勃的紅顏,瞬間變得蒼白,斗大的淚水幾欲奪眶而出…711Please respect copyright.PENANA1nVSU91JEp
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…完了!要被凌辱了…雖然知道身為一個密探,難免會有這麼一天,可是…711Please respect copyright.PENANAaskXUQ4qtx
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凌衣為了這個有生以來第一個的任務,可以說是費盡心思,作好了萬全的準備,在最短的時間裡堪察地形、制訂計劃、打點行裝,無一不是盡心盡力,沒想到最後的結果卻是…711Please respect copyright.PENANAlRmBShrYG6
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「說吧!妳這個變態…偷看我解手做什麼?」711Please respect copyright.PENANA3GSwsP32tJ
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「啊?」凌衣聞言,一時失神,身軀微晃,心理的防線瞬間崩潰,臉上神色一息數變,鎮驚、憤怒、迷惑、傷心、委屈…一直高昂著的頭也低垂了下來。711Please respect copyright.PENANAmVQkzgpRAK
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…種種的努力,付諸流水,到頭來竟然變成…為了…為了偷看這個死胖子解手!711Please respect copyright.PENANAE4A2lt98L6
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羞憤交加的凌衣淚流滿面的抬起頭來,自暴自棄、惱羞成怒的罵道:711Please respect copyright.PENANAn6kHMxO35I
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「■!■■!■■■!■■■■!■■■■■!■■■■■■※1!」711Please respect copyright.PENANAgpEQDbzN0M
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潑婦罵街的文字和少女清澈嘹亮的聲音,交織成鬼哭神嚎、駭人聽聞的詩篇,在佛門淨地裡迴盪…711Please respect copyright.PENANAcJE7N4Md78
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…痛快!真是太痛快了!哈哈哈哈…奇怪…眼淚怎麼止不住…哈哈哈哈…711Please respect copyright.PENANABEwdj5izeU
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凌衣痛快淋漓地罵完,更是高高的昂起頭來,放肆大聲狂笑。711Please respect copyright.PENANAASm013FWDO
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一時會意不過來的吳省身目瞪口呆,羅薇聽了也是連忙伸手掩住羅莉的耳朵,三人一時不知所措,只是楞楞的看著猶自大笑不止的凌衣。711Please respect copyright.PENANAU9I1YsIIRr
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「姑奶奶…我什麼…都不會說的!」肆無忌憚的狂笑一通,凌衣目露兇光,上氣不接下氣的說:「要是…你以為,那樣就…可以…逼我就範,告訴你…這是痴人作夢!」711Please respect copyright.PENANAfpBazyo571
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凌衣說完冷冷一笑,一個深呼吸還要繼續罵,吳省身見勢不妙,靈機一動的從桌上捉起凌衣蒙面的黑巾,就要塞進她的嘴巴裡。711Please respect copyright.PENANADgHikyGxiL
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…作什麼?死胖子要作什麼!動手了嗎?爹爹!兄長!!!711Please respect copyright.PENANA0sVu1WROvF
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凌衣見吳省身欺身上前,神色驚慌,口中亂罵,兩條腳更是使勁亂踹,一時之間雞飛狗跳、拳來腳去,最後吳省身咬著牙硬生生的受了幾腳,才手忙腳亂地堵住了凌衣的嘴巴,身上卻是多了無數的腳印…711Please respect copyright.PENANATvtbxOYZkr
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縱是如此!我也絕對不會墮了大內密探的名號的!!!711Please respect copyright.PENANAsL79glAWaO
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凌衣滿臉淚痕,嘴裡雖然被堵住,卻仍舊不死心的咿咿嗚嗚亂哼,坐在椅子上扭來扭去。吳省身索性丟著不管,拉著兩姊妹商量了起來。711Please respect copyright.PENANAuWLvyOR4ma
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「不行吶!這小娘皮這麼兇…」吳省身心有餘悸的說,伸手拍著身上的腳印,心中暗自感歎這幾天沒白吃苦,711Please respect copyright.PENANAtN991zUiIe
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「苦功悟道訣」的修煉方法,聽起來雖然不怎麼靠譜※2,但挨了小娘皮這幾腳才發現,中腳處仍是隱隱作疼,但每中一腳,就隱約感到一股波動,像漣漪般在身體裡盪漾開來,波動所過之處頓時氣力倍僧,而且竟然還帶有絲絲快意…711Please respect copyright.PENANApfebaOWD8p
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糟糕了!該不會練成被虐狂了吧?711Please respect copyright.PENANARghMQOGbyM
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吳省身心裡擔憂,愁眉苦臉的看著羅薇,見吳省身看著自己,羅薇不解其意,思忖片刻後提了個主意:「會被派出來跟監的,多半是不知究底的小角色,要不放了吧?」711Please respect copyright.PENANAVGCgC3oygN
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「那怎麼行!」頭一個跳出來反對的就是羅莉,看了掙扎不休的凌衣一眼,嘻嘻的笑著說:「這個姊姊好有趣的,人家還想多玩一會兒…」711Please respect copyright.PENANA5MV9rZVvyN
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吳省身心裡十二萬分的不想惹麻煩,不過院子的稻草堆裡藏了個人,無時無刻的在窺探自己一行,不問個清楚實在無法放心,特別是身邊這兩個…偏偏就是白蓮教的。711Please respect copyright.PENANASkT0XEDJ8U
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「我也覺得不能這麼輕易的放過…」吳省身低聲說道:「問不出原因,起碼也得問出是誰在查探我們…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAX8Ga4N53mp
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抬起頭來,還一臉不甘,大聲的說:「況且…人家的身子都被她看光了!再怎麼說,也得想個辨法補償回來!」711Please respect copyright.PENANAV8XgwEUZVr
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凌衣坐的遠,聽不清楚三人低聲交談的內容,只是隱約聽到小角色、玩弄、脫光…等字眼,心知死胖子正密謀著如何來擺佈自己,見三人時不時投來不懷好意的眼光,心中更是一片淒惻…711Please respect copyright.PENANAgNDjIXB739
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這一劫…終究是無法逃過了,即使如此!我也決計不負爹爹與兄長的期望!!!711Please respect copyright.PENANA3BrDk2zTOa
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三人議定,吳省身拉了張椅子,坦然自若的坐到凌衣面前,取下了塞在她嘴巴裡的布團,一個勁笑瞇瞇的盯著說:711Please respect copyright.PENANAquKRXir10I
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「好了!繼續…繼續…直到今兒個才知道,原來罵這個也是有技巧,真是大開眼界了!妳多罵點,我好學學…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAjJfYPkTpo6
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見吳省身一副無動於衷,挨罵像是占便宜的模樣,凌衣氣悶,反倒消停了下來,只是冷冷的瞪著吳省身,目光兇狠直欲擇人而噬,瞧得吳省身渾身發毛,雙手抱著胸口,可憐兮兮的回頭對羅薇說:711Please respect copyright.PENANAL4CTUw78q9
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「不行啊!這個人真的好變態的…那個眼神就好像要把人脫光似的!」說著擺出一副扭捏羞怯的模樣說:「我看不用問了,她一定是覬覦我的美色…所以才來偷窺的。」711Please respect copyright.PENANAk4f32IQPvk
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凌衣聞言怒髮沖冠、勃然大怒,氣急敗壞的說道:「住口!我堂堂大內密探!豈是行那宵小…」說到這裡才驚覺洩了口風,緊緊閉上了嘴巴,鐵了心再不發一言。711Please respect copyright.PENANABdPuUbWqfS
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「錦衣衛的鷹犬!」「東廠的狗腿子!」「原來還是專業偷窺的!」711Please respect copyright.PENANAYm6rNC4OTU
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羅薇、羅莉和吳省身異口異聲的道。三人說完面面相覷,一時不知所措。711Please respect copyright.PENANA1W1J4k9qHq
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過好了半晌,才見吳省身弱弱的說:「吶…那個變態…」711Please respect copyright.PENANASO1ms0ZQEN
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話還沒說完,羅莉率先插口問道:「夫君…便泰…是什麼?」711Please respect copyright.PENANAubDyKoit7u
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耶?這個時代貌似還沒有這個詞,吳省身想了想,給了一個比較容易被接受的解釋:711Please respect copyright.PENANA7ryY5qjb1J
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「所謂的變態呢?指的是有一種人,那種人心理扭曲,腦袋裡想的,淨是些○○和○○那一類的東西,而且特喜歡■■○○和○○■■,以及…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAk8YC8JM4Gj
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吳省身自顧自的伸出手指一項項地數落著,回過頭才發現羅薇正一臉苦笑,又伸手將羅莉的耳朵給捂住了,這才尷尬的撓撓頭說:「都忘了,這些話兒童不宜。」711Please respect copyright.PENANAcdPiE9f0if
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一旁的凌衣聽得是肝腸寸斷卻又怒火中燒,淚流滿面又咬牙切齒的瞪著吳省身。711Please respect copyright.PENANATRMfSlhhTF
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吳省身解釋完「變態」兩字的含意後,回過頭來發現凌衣又盯著他瞧,又再度弱弱的開口道:711Please respect copyright.PENANAwEj5HbQxan
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「吶!那個變態…」吳省身羞怯的說:「妳…妳就不要再用…眼…眼睛脫我衣服了…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAgwkzkNJIF6
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「妳這時候報上身份,一定是想用來要脅我,逼迫我就範…」吳省身說著,伸手作勢便要解開上衣,闔上眼別過頭去,萬分委屈的道:「我…我從了妳就是了…望君憐惜…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAmlEnK3GWv4
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凌衣氣得三屍暴跳,七竅生煙,不顧一切的狂吼:「誰逼你來著!要不是爹爹的命令,誰要…誰要來監視你這個死胖子啊~~~」711Please respect copyright.PENANAMeSi7adIdK
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凌衣吼完,發現三人正賊兮兮的看著他,腦中頓時一片空白。711Please respect copyright.PENANA4IrBsQM1dt
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…又上當了…711Please respect copyright.PENANAKBgUa7kttc
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看著陷入呆滯的凌衣,羅莉同情的說:「被玩壞掉了!」711Please respect copyright.PENANApUfGUozzJD
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羅薇抿了一口茶水,也是同情的說:「可憐的夫君…被變態的父女給盯上了!」711Please respect copyright.PENANAOJDpq4n1kn
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吳省身一翻白眼,懶得搭理,對著瀕臨崩壞的凌衣,諄諄善誘的說:711Please respect copyright.PENANANDYig5Osvl
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「吶!那個變態…既然妳都透露那麼多消息了,要不…說說妳自己的名字吧?」711Please respect copyright.PENANArBthjm5WOG
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「…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAfX2zgYA5Bq
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「吶!那個變態…要不然…說說為什麼要來監視我嘛?」711Please respect copyright.PENANAO45WoB3EHE
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「…」711Please respect copyright.PENANA74qfWQZYxa
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見凌衣始終形同槁木、心若死灰的模樣,吳省身也懶得再逗弄下去,父女錦衣衛這麼明顯的線索,接下來只消問問駱養性,應該不難弄清…711Please respect copyright.PENANA9YnykpvNJ6
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唉~真想知道是那個笨蛋老人家,能夠教育出這種笨蛋的女兒…711Please respect copyright.PENANA3gDy437qqM
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吳省身不無惡意的想著,一邊寬宏大量的說道:「吶!那個變態…只要妳不把今天發生的事說出去,我之後就放了妳!怎樣?」711Please respect copyright.PENANAZI6Q5uteEb
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凌衣聞言卻是心中一跳!嬌軀輕顫…眼中淚水洎洎的流了下來!711Please respect copyright.PENANATyxRRI0XUj
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吳省身並不明白,在錦衣衛裡,口頭上的刑訊只是開胃菜,肉體上的折磨才是重頭戲,所以對吳省身來說,已經到了結束的時候,但對凌衣而言,卻是好戲正要上場…711Please respect copyright.PENANAxzf8GhpWp8
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…之後就放了妳?哼哼…就要開始了嗎!凌辱完還不準說出去,想藉此來要脅我嗎?711Please respect copyright.PENANAu2tcODNciR
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凌衣深惡痛絕的說:「休想!任憑你有諸多手段,都別想讓我屈服!」711Please respect copyright.PENANAQGKPR9efNy
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至於嘛?這事要是傳了出去…妳顏面上也不好看啊?711Please respect copyright.PENANAoUyp6gKwVW
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凌衣強硬的態度讓吳省身百思不解,得想個法子讓這小娘皮別四處亂嚷嚷…711Please respect copyright.PENANA4xh8iUpEuM
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夫君…午時了!」身後羅薇溫柔的提醒。711Please respect copyright.PENANAPDeUqbbH1m
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吳省身聽見聲音,登時頭皮發麻、全身一凜,脊梁冒汗、渾身打顫…711Please respect copyright.PENANA5Acosg2jtb
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按羅薇的說法,那蓋世神功「苦功悟道訣」的「腳底按摩速成法」,每天有三個時辰是最適合施為的,分別是…711Please respect copyright.PENANA0XsrgGTikK
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卯時,每日初醒之際來上一發,男子之身尤為適合,將那一柱擎天之血氣,轉化為一整天蓬勃旺盛的精力;711Please respect copyright.PENANAf1pdokcIqk
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午時,日正當中之際來上一發,消耗熾烈灼熱、澎湃洶湧的血氣,迅速補充流失的體力,同時具有消除火氣、清涼退暑的功效;711Please respect copyright.PENANALXU1LnJ9Wv
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亥時,明月當空之際來上一發,調合陰陽之力化解一身的陽亢血氣,同時兼收消除體力、恢復疲勞的神秘功效;711Please respect copyright.PENANAuI8pqgJBB7
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吳省身親身體驗後認為,每日準時來上三發,那劇烈的痛苦可以將一個男人的危險性,降到最低…711Please respect copyright.PENANAMDWA1om2CE
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當羅薇那冰肌玉骨的小手捏在腳上時,先是覺得冰冰涼涼,柔柔軟軟說不出的舒坦,一陣陣微微的搔癢直撓上了心底,接著是那玉手微微一捏,陣陣酥麻的電流在玉指間流竄,最透過腳底板傳進腳心…711Please respect copyright.PENANAUEHbxJLTfm
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然後…就像是火星落進炸藥堆裡,陣陣的爆炸自腳底一路炸裂到頭頂,所過之處燃起沖天烈熖、血肉橫飛、粉身碎骨…又像是火星塞點燃了汽缸,全身上下的骨骼在一瞬間就扭動了起來,肌肉不斷的極限伸縮,血液也瘋狂的奔騰了起來…711Please respect copyright.PENANA4TUgPN5ZS4
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面臨這有生以來最痛苦的時刻,吳省身卻愉快的笑了起來…711Please respect copyright.PENANAYGtP0OVvoG
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「………那就有勞夫人了………能再多捏一個人否?」711Please respect copyright.PENANA06bvWqsoUs
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【茶餘飯後】711Please respect copyright.PENANAvdzPv8OLe4
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羅薇(揮劍):「嗯!還不錯…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAzbwFksw3cW
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羅莉(驚):「姊姊…功力…恢復了嗎?」711Please respect copyright.PENANAWo1BOOE7xY
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羅薇(茶):「嗯!三四成…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAWqOH2zxTGg
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羅莉(抱住):「嗚~姊姊!那天的事,都是夫君逼我的…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAiTOvNY9RvZ
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吳省身(驚):「喂喂喂…」711Please respect copyright.PENANAWpDWCYP73f
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【說文解字】711Please respect copyright.PENANA4gUfEdiNdo
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※1 靠譜:離譜的反義詞,用以表達事物具有可信賴度,亦即為可靠的意思。711Please respect copyright.PENANA0IgSTAp0hk
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※2 ■■■:在本書中,「■」字樣所代表的,俗稱國罵,乃是由口語、俚語、方言組合而成,是一連串極為不文雅,且具有極度侮辱性質的文字,因此無法在文中顯示,敬請讀者以心目中最低級的罵人語言自行組合。 711Please respect copyright.PENANAluFI3SJSy9