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第十三章.閒聞筆墨釣虛名、諷諭經書誤眾生
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大明曆‧天啟六年五月十五日‧順天府澄清坊‧巳時44Please respect copyright.PENANA2njjjrb5Al
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穿過崇文門,轉進東長安街,馬車一個拐彎來到了十王府街上,馬蹄踏在青石板舖就的街道上,輕脆的躂躂聲在空曠無人的街道上迴盪,街道右側是一排老舊的朱門大宅,門楣上的牌匾都已卸下,只剩留下一個明顯的痕跡,頗有一種家道中落、人去樓空的荒蕪淒涼。44Please respect copyright.PENANAv5Nsoh2lE9
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在這排破舊的老宅裡,位處街道中段處,有一棟宅第格外突兀。大門上雕樑畫棟、富麗堂皇,新簇的外牆美輪美奐、金碧輝煌。門楣上嶄新的匾額,寫的是「信王府」三個偌大的字,座落在一排老宅之間,格外吸引人的目光。44Please respect copyright.PENANAxhLyA1qoi6
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馬車經過時,身旁的羅莉眼巴巴的直盯著瞧,就連視富貴如浮雲、一派氣定神閒的吳省身,也忍不住多看了幾眼。一旁的曹總管見狀,知情識趣的解釋:「剛才那是信王府,先皇子嗣單薄,信王是當今皇上唯一的弟弟,因此倍受恩寵…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAtIQ1NQRj2N
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曹總管這麼一說,吳省身反倒沒了觀光的興致,揉揉小丫頭的頭道:「別看了,傷心呢…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAEulQICrdXo
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「為什麼要傷心?」羅莉不解的問,一旁的曹總管也是滿臉好奇。44Please respect copyright.PENANA7FFcRNR5mV
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「最是無情帝王家…身為一個王爺啊,皇帝登基前最好是溫恭謙讓、明哲保身;皇帝登基後也要懂得韜光養晦、避免猜忌;天下太平時還可以當個閒散王爺,在這個廟堂閽暗的時期…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAIIYOWqI0KW
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說到這裡,吳省身歎了口氣,跳著說:「換個角度想,那雕欄玉砌、亭台樓閣,不過就是間裝潢得比較漂亮的牢房罷了!」44Please respect copyright.PENANARbYg8RnJaJ
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「裡面的人羨慕外邊的人自由,外邊的人卻又憧憬裡的人富貴…」吳省身苦笑著說:「誰都不好受,誰看誰,都傷心…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAnujYhnsRj0
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經吳省身這麼一說,那朱門豪宅給人的感受又是不同,金碧輝煌的底下,彷彿帶了那麼一絲悽惶、許多無奈。44Please respect copyright.PENANAylIZBqnhRM
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一旁的曹總管聞言一愕,低著頭沈思了起來…44Please respect copyright.PENANAGfUS3mdHbh
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羅莉則是滿臉迷惑的看了吳省身一會,最後乾脆直接模仿吳省身的樣子,擺出一張憂鬱的面孔,重重歎了口氣,故作老成的說:44Please respect copyright.PENANATeMagZJGEa
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「是啊!真寂寞啊…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAHICjYlxFt2
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寂寞妳個頭啦!把妳那張肚子痛的臉給我收起來!44Please respect copyright.PENANArEZR0cjHDu
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越過十王府,馬車一個拐彎轉進金魚胡同,走沒多久,在一扇小門前停了下來…44Please respect copyright.PENANAe4ov4V23dg
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曹總管一臉為難的說:「府上大人們都在正廳,由正門進出…不太方便,吳先生多包涵。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAkeRxrwIZIA
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在古代,讓客人從側門進出,是一種不尊重來客身份的行為,可以說是十分失禮的事情。不過吳省身可不懂這些繁文縟節…44Please respect copyright.PENANALvcHcID6xh
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「曹總管太見外了!」吳省身笑著擺擺手:「小孩子在房裡偷喝酒,那有不躲著大人的道理。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAIYInna6IFT
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「不過說真的,沒什麼大人吧?我可是不懂什麼禮儀喔…」吳省身今天仍然是一襲僧衣,一頭散亂的長髮被羅薇拿了塊布條給束了起來,一時間總覺得腦袋沈甸甸的。44Please respect copyright.PENANA4mAATZyV7v
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「先生放心,今天來的都是不拘禮的人,這邊請…」穿過長廊與天井,曹總管領著吳省身來到設置筵席的別院。44Please respect copyright.PENANAdPHChQesDW
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別院裡是座小閣樓,房舍有點老舊,看起來古色古香,院內陳設甚是雅緻,可以看出主人頗為用心打理,閣樓旁建了一座涼亭,想來是閣樓主人用來乘風納涼的地方。44Please respect copyright.PENANAmPHPfUGPdf
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吳省身到來之時,亭中已有六七個人,眾人圍著一張圓桌坐著,王檢位處在中央,駱養性也在席間,一群人不曉得在爭論什麼東西,談得正是激烈…44Please respect copyright.PENANAd0ZxLiKv9S
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王檢見吳省身到來,假咳了一聲提醒眾人,立起身來迎接:「吳先生,等你好久了…」舉止從容、意氣風發,更重要的是…44Please respect copyright.PENANAhSCmFFJjWz
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喲?長高了!照這個長法,給你十天半個月,還不長到天上去?44Please respect copyright.PENANAlcy4gU1eWO
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仔細一看,原來椅子下面放了個台座…44Please respect copyright.PENANAUiQtTyOM1E
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王檢見吳省身一臉笑意的瞄著自己腳下,臉上微微一紅,侷促地別開臉道:「諸位,這位便是先前跟各位提過,獻上王恭廠賑濟良策的吳先生…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAhNsYQ3mAo3
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吳省身乾淨俐落的抱拳:「小弟吳省身,口天吳,吾日三省吾身的省身,見過各位先生…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAfR26fteyVA
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席上眾人紛紛起身拱手相迎,自報門號…44Please respect copyright.PENANAB50WcMbRnc
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帶頭說話的,是年約四十,圓臉上留著八字鬚山羊鬍,一臉笑嘻嘻的中年男子。44Please respect copyright.PENANAUy7UujHGa4
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「老夫錢受之,江湖人稱牧齋居士,見過吳公子…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAkUMwRGU3TQ
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錢受之的心情有些低落…他之所以在這裡,主要是聽聞那歸家院主,江蘇四秀中的「紅線瑤琴‧徐拂」現在人在京城,目前正在此處作客。44Please respect copyright.PENANAutobrGAH2W
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始終與徐拂緣慳一面的錢受之,這才興沖沖的應邀出席,想不到那徐拂竟託病不出,就把自己撂在這兒;一念及此,委實有些讓他胸中鬱悶、臉上無光…44Please respect copyright.PENANADR223LWzcw
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自己身為復社聯盟盟主、江南儒俠之首、也是庚戌年一甲三進士,目前雖然辭官去職、遊歷江湖,但平日往來的,俱是那名門世家、英雄豪傑,正所謂談笑有鴻儒,往來無白丁;一時間之要他屈尊紆貴的,和眼前這群半大不小的孩子交際,更是興味索然…44Please respect copyright.PENANAo0JgDCZWpL
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「久仰…久仰…」吳省身皮笑肉不笑的拱手作揖。44Please respect copyright.PENANAyvRzaI1vba
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接著說話的,是一個年約卅,面若冠玉、溫文儒雅,留著一把美鬚髯的英俊男子。44Please respect copyright.PENANAgmG8WQQXl2
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「敝人周玉繩,世稱挹齋書生,見過吳公子…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAGUNm8V831V
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周玉繩風度翩翩、一表人才,素有武林第一美男子之稱;在復社聯盟的眾多儒俠之中,更是冠絕群倫,隱隱有問鼎盟主之姿;現更被當今天子召入朝庭,任右中允,掌司經局;亦即國家首長第二秘書,兼任中央文書檔案總管理處處長,官位雖然不高,但參贊機要,地位顯赫…44Please respect copyright.PENANAjkiVD7oLaG
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今日來到此地,主要也是接了宮裡的差使,前來查探此處主人的交友往來,若無意外,本當為此次茶會的首席貴賓;想不到的是,筵席之間竟有復社盟主,身為復社中人,自個兒的身份登時矮了一截…44Please respect copyright.PENANAhZGAT7PCo1
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「久仰…久仰…」吳省身皮笑肉不笑的拱手作揖。44Please respect copyright.PENANAJo9kPn3bJQ
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然後是個一臉愁苦、面帶陰鬱,年紀和吳省身差不多大的年輕人。44Please respect copyright.PENANAsVZCgOZk0J
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「小弟黃太沖,外號南雷劍客,見過吳公子…」44Please respect copyright.PENANA1h8w6bGWlS
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黃太沖的父親姓黃名真長,外號銀筆鐵骨,生平行俠仗義、嫉惡如仇,名動江湖、譽滿天下,更是朝庭的御史,日前便因上奏彈劾魏忠賢,被錦衣衛給拏進了詔獄※1,至今生死未卜…44Please respect copyright.PENANA9yWTzNgi24
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黃太沖為救贖老父,已在京中奔走多日,始終不得其門而入,聽聞此處主人大名,今天特來拜會,希望能得其臂助;但入席良久仍無開口相求的機會,因此不由得愁容滿面。44Please respect copyright.PENANA9UPXrf1MFq
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「久仰…久仰…」吳省身皮笑肉不笑的拱手作揖。44Please respect copyright.PENANA3dYoJyQpPe
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緊接著的,是兩個和王檢差不多年紀,一臉調皮神色的小夥子,倆個人默契十足的說道:44Please respect copyright.PENANAmM0kbJS29H
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「小弟歸莊!」「小子顧絳!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAyXRAlrkhT4
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異口同聲的說:「我們兄弟就是江湖上鼎鼎大名的歸奇顧怪!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAalyQLpsLL1
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說著,還一前一後的擺出大鵬展翅和惡處撲羊的架勢…44Please respect copyright.PENANAkHzbN9eCBi
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歸莊顧絳倆人年方十四,俱是天資卓越、才氣縱橫之徒,行走江湖不久,便闖出歸奇顧怪這個名號,更被武林人士譽為新一代神童雙秀。44Please respect copyright.PENANA6iG5iBpJR2
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年紀輕輕便已通過朝庭院試※2;今歲來京,主要就是來參加明年的春闈※3,正等著要金榜題名、鯉躍龍門。44Please respect copyright.PENANATKaxUMXuR7
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二人數日前連袂出遊,一同走訪京城各大門派;那顧怪與黃太沖乃是世交,而歸奇卻是與此處主人有過一面之緣,倆兄弟在得知黃太沖逗留京城的緣由後,亟力促成二人會面,這也是今天這席茶會的緣起。44Please respect copyright.PENANAvu9f8wLU6V
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「久仰…久仰…」吳省身皮笑肉不笑的拱手作揖。44Please respect copyright.PENANACU43p7LwAc
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最後連駱養性也跳出來湊熱鬧…44Please respect copyright.PENANAVXj00J7LgH
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「在下駱養性,匪號無涯刀客,見過吳兄弟…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAOfk5XRUhFe
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錦衣衛百戶駱養性,其父駱思恭,奇門異術、機關暗器、易容匿跡無一不通,手段詭譎、絕藝百出,江湖人稱百戲師,曾為錦衣衛都指揮使,現任錦衣衛南鎮撫使。44Please respect copyright.PENANAqWKdC9k7Hy
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其師無涯刀王李國棟,十四年前與百戲師駱養性、無踪子韓本用聯手,力挫天下第一高手絕天劍痴後,名列天下十大高手之一;為先皇國舅,亦曾任錦衣衛都指揮使,辭官後出家為僧,現為慈仁寺住持,法號慶莊。44Please respect copyright.PENANALJPXKpat88
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駱養性家學淵博,身份顯赫,雖然僅為錦衣衛百戶,卻是御前帶刀行走,皇家密令欽差。今天會在這裡,也是奉了宮裡的密令,不過另一方面,來看熱鬧才真是他的本意…44Please respect copyright.PENANAFcCtUefuLi
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「久仰…久仰…」吳省身皮笑肉不笑的拱手作揖。44Please respect copyright.PENANAOKESZqynxm
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總算是拜完碼頭了…44Please respect copyright.PENANAlD4Zw3q4rX
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吳省身滿頭大汗的吁了口氣,嘴角的筋肉還在隱隱抽動,這還叫不拘禮?心裡不住偷偷埋怨曹總管;而眾人也在見過禮後再度入座,繼續討論起剛才的話題…44Please respect copyright.PENANArZa5fqfjF5
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「在下覺得駱百戶還是據實呈報,方為忠君之道。」周玉繩一臉正色的說著。44Please respect copyright.PENANAoL8yL9ogu9
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錢受之笑瞇瞇的反駁:「但此舉卻有違孝道,子曰:孝慈則忠…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAnkZ610lNqF
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「自古忠孝不能兩全…」黃太沖痛苦扎掙的說:「忠焉,能勿誨乎?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAUaK24Nqo57
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接下來就是一陣咬文嚼字、之乎也者的口沬橫飛,吳省身聽不明白,拿手肘頂了頂坐旁邊的駱養性怟聲問道:「在說啥啊?」44Please respect copyright.PENANABiD1r0dKLF
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「就王恭廠那檔子事唄!」駱養性沒好氣的回答:「田爾耕那個老匹夫被炸了個重傷…昏迷不醒,我那妹子沒找到,所以我家老爺子目前還是下落不明,師傅他老人家又正在閉關,去了幾次都沒見著…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAgGEH4ebras
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你妹子?把我剝光吊起來當餌試試,包準馬上就能釣到…44Please respect copyright.PENANAFvkwN2rSbK
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「唉…那不就沒戲唱了?」一邊閒聊,吳省身順手揀了些糕點給眼饞著的羅莉。44Please respect copyright.PENANANdRy6DLZEI
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「是啊,現在鎮撫司裡催著我呈報…」駱養性也拿了一塊塞進嘴巴裡,含糊不清的說著:「想要拿駕帖去慈仁寺請我師傅到衙門裡坐坐…」44Please respect copyright.PENANA3XCvFM1B6Z
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「兩難吶~要是照實呈報呢,就是一個大義滅親、賣師求榮的名份…」駱養性悠哉悠哉的,喝口茶接著說:「另外還有一個方法…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAXWbbU2dUk7
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「反正現在什麼都沒查到,只是些謠言,不如上個奏摺請求避嫌…」駱養性又捏了塊糕點塞進嘴巴裡說:「不過這麼一來,又避不開那推諉塞責、事主不忠的名份…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAU3w7CZqQeJ
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瞧他一派悠閒的樣子,吳省身忍不住納悶的問:「那你就不擔心你師傅?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAIAENjxxOsT
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「師傅?師傅是當朝國舅,來頭大著!那些鷹犬不敢拿他老人家怎麼樣的…」駱養性端著茶喝著說。44Please respect copyright.PENANAF7nk0LTVnn
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「喂!好歹你也是鷹犬其中一份子吧?」經吳省身提醒,駱養性才一拍額頭道:「哎呀!我怎麼把這荏給忘了…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAlwditITpEj
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圓桌另一端的唇槍舌劍有越演越烈的趨勢,吳省身見狀忍不住問:「既然上報也不會怎麼樣,那現在到底在吵啥?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAWzcUo6bLxh
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駱養性一臉苦色道:「我報上去,就是不孝;隱瞞著,就是不忠,現在吵的就是這忠孝的大義名份!報上去會有什麼結果根本不重要…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAnhxPfbhZJE
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「我家夫君不懂這個的…」羅莉踮著腳尖,伸長了小手,正試著去搆圓桌中間的一盤糕點,一邊還不忘回頭插嘴提醒駱養性。44Please respect copyright.PENANAbpKpIk276q
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吳省身見了,連忙將盤子移到她面前:「我不懂?妳小孩子才不懂!少給我亂插話…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAWhm2qCmL9G
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「妾身是不懂…」那盤子裡的,是一道雪白小老鼠模樣的可愛糕點,羅莉猶豫著不忍下手,只是眼睛直勾勾的盯著瞧,嘴角都快流下口水了,還不忘答腔道:「可是姊姊懂!姊姊說…讀書人就會勾米釣魚,這邊在吵的如果是那種米,那姊姊說的就一定沒錯了!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAf1cGTdXLmD
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是沽名釣譽!話說這大丫頭是怎麼教育妳的呀!別把讀書人想的那麼壞呀!!!44Please respect copyright.PENANAoWbuwXjrLg
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圓桌那端,唇槍舌劍激烈的程度已經再次昇級,忠君派的周玉繩和孝悌派的錢受之一左一右,夾著王檢喋喋不休,大有你死我活,勢不罷休的意思;一同被夾在中間的,還有左右為難的黃太沖,而歸奇和顧怪這兩個小夥子,則是一人各站一邊,搧風點火似的聲援了起來…44Please respect copyright.PENANAiDydHTznBG
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王檢正被吵得頭疼,見吳省身看來,靈機一動的說:「這般爭辯下去也難有定論,不如聽聽吳先生有什麼看法?」44Please respect copyright.PENANA447lJOxBtt
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喂喂喂!你別把火往我身上引啊~44Please respect copyright.PENANAgpTTOn3abF
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「王…公子所這甚是,吳公子見識不凡,想必能別出機抒,另闢蹊徑。」周玉繩吹捧著說。44Please respect copyright.PENANACUuKjtzA3L
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始終笑瞇瞇的錢受之,也是一臉深感興趣的說:「傳聞吳公子乃是千年後之異人,想必會有獨到的見解…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAWtcGTO98Wd
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誒誒誒~那個年份是怎麼回事,當我是老酒能愈陳愈香?44Please respect copyright.PENANAFwbQUoRFF2
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這年頭王公貴戚、豪門世家的府上,多半會豢養一些奇人異士,美其名為供奉;大多為擅長歌藝、樂技、書畫、雜耍、廚藝、釀醯…這類身懷一技之長的人。44Please respect copyright.PENANAEn8MIsdxlg
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在這當中亦不乏游方道人或江湖術士,這類人不少會假託各種靈異之名,或云上古聖人託世,也有是那天上神仙下凡,甚至是西洋天父降臨!像吳省身這個千年後人的說法,不過就是比較為新穎,倒也不會太過離奇。44Please respect copyright.PENANAKYffMwEoXa
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「對呀!對呀!」歸奇顧怪兩兄弟這會兒又湊在一塊,四隻眼珠不懷好意的在吳省身臉上打轉:「千年以後的人會怎麼說呢?」44Please respect copyright.PENANASdUFNMlMuI
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赫!敢情是把我當作跑江湖、耍猴戲的來著了!44Please respect copyright.PENANAjOLRUa8tMW
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王檢是一臉期待的樣子,黃太沖則是露出懷疑的目光,最氣人的是…駱養性正似笑非笑的幸災樂禍著!44Please respect copyright.PENANAo8O4NixZro
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好~今天要是不露一手,只怕以後就被當成行走江湖、招搖撞騙的了…44Please respect copyright.PENANAGZwQiRNmxw
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吳省身心裡想著,一邊裝模作樣的撓撓頭,為難的說:「方才顧著講話,不知道各位說到那兒了?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAXBgawSiADT
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「子曰:其為人也孝弟,而好犯上者,鮮矣;不好犯上,而好作亂者,未之有也。」歸奇馬上把話題給兜了出來。44Please respect copyright.PENANAuuk9fmDiV6
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這句話的意思是說,孔子說:為人孝順父母友愛兄弟,卻喜歡違抗上級的人,是很少見的;不違抗上級,卻喜歡搗亂的,更是從來沒有聽過…44Please respect copyright.PENANAegU6f4h52P
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「照這麼說,駱大人就算是不去辨這個案子,其實也是不打緊的,對吧!」歸奇賊笑著問。44Please respect copyright.PENANAqFW8KZmHjb
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誒~這傻小子還真是個二貨※4…傻不楞登的衝第一個!44Please respect copyright.PENANALgQ43wDdRu
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「不對!不對!這孝悌和犯上作亂是兩碼子事,不能混在一塊兒談的…」吳省身搖搖食指說:「說這話,就好比是在說那和尚…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAYT6r5K9mGW
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「因為和尚都吃齋唸佛、心慈手軟,還得守那清規戒律…」吳省身笑著反問:「所以和尚就不會殺人、不會犯上作亂?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAFNaQ2AKgnm
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席間一片沈默,沒人敢接話,因為很不巧的是,明朝的開國皇帝朱元璋剛好就當過和尚,同行還有一個叫彭瑩玉的,也是個造反的和尚,兩個人都是殺人如麻的…44Please respect copyright.PENANAUnP7SmoVxT
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「可是這和尚跟孝悌…」歸奇還想反駁,卻被吳省身厲聲打斷:「你的意思莫非是…因為那和尚造反了,所以就不孝悌了?」這話要是接下去,那可就是直指當朝太祖不孝了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAaOkqJ8Lp6t
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歸奇醒悟過來,嚇得出了一身冷汗,吶吶無言的敗退下去…44Please respect copyright.PENANArtH7sKQ2xQ
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吳省身瞇著眼睛,微笑地看著歸奇鎩羽而歸,不禁得意的在心中大喊:44Please respect copyright.PENANAnzBeaKX8iC
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嘿嘿嘿…擊墜數加一!!!44Please respect copyright.PENANAxBjcWrArkn
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【茶餘飯後】44Please respect copyright.PENANAwUpBfgakYK
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王檢(疑):「錢先生,請問所謂『復社』是?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAGMLEpIMOB3
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錢受之(傲):「吾輩以『獎進後學、興復古學』為宗旨創辨的社團!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAFvE1NmkvF4
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吳省身(驚):「拿錢誘惑年輕人?專搞考古題的?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAQyNOsy2CsA
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駱養性(疑):「那跟『收買嘍囉、劃地為王』有何不同?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAxZOnlPEpCI
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羅莉(茶):「兵不刃血,比較優雅…」44Please respect copyright.PENANAU711waVjDl
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【說文解字】44Please respect copyright.PENANAVauc3MVu5h
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※1 詔獄:明朝錦衣衛的監獄。原指中國古代的高等監獄,罪犯多為高官,並犯下需皇帝親自定罪的重大案件。44Please respect copyright.PENANAj0oEAWl09r
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※2 院試:明朝科舉制度中第一關,八月於各省省城內舉行,因此又稱秋闈,等同後世的省級考試。44Please respect copyright.PENANAuypSXsOxp3
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※3 春闈:明朝科舉制度中第二關,於院試隔年二月於京城舉行,又稱會試,等同後世的國級考試。44Please respect copyright.PENANAaGjMdzrwLB
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※4 二貨:形容智商較低、總做傻事的一類人。 44Please respect copyright.PENANA0pW4xkID3m
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