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第十四章.笑啐千古腐朽事、怒唾一干偽君子
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大明曆‧天啟六年五月十五日‧順天府澄清坊‧午時48Please respect copyright.PENANApPVZDLf4T3
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別院的中央處是塘水池,池中佈滿了蓮花,五月時節雖未到花期,卻有不少菡萏※1業已亭亭玉立,清風徐來搖曳生姿,水面倒影漣漪盪漾…48Please respect copyright.PENANA5Yvp6q1H45
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院中的小閣倚水池而立,沿著池畔再起這座涼亭,在這初夏時分,竟感覺不到半絲燠熱之氣,足見庭院主人的巧妙心思;在這寧靜幽雅的庭院裡品茗清談,正好洗淨一身俗世氣息,超脫紅塵、返璞歸真、魂遊天外、跨鶴仙鄉…48Please respect copyright.PENANAMzX51n1x7V
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無奈這世外桃園的謐靜,卻被那咶噪嘈雜的聲音劃破。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJfcEGGcUpP
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「所以就別再子曰子曰的說三道四了,孔老夫子見識淺薄,我們又不好跟他老人家在天之靈計較…」吳省身語不驚人死不休的說著,臉上還一副寬宏大量的樣子。48Please respect copyright.PENANAfGG9ViaAVT
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有見過膽子大的,沒見過膽子這麼大的!這年頭敢這麼詆譭聖人的,吳省身算是頭一個,這話要是傳了出去,只怕吳省身馬上就會叫那口沫星子給淹没。48Please respect copyright.PENANAlKNLJ5c5pa
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席間眾人也被他驚世駭俗的話所震撼到,一時都是面面相覷、目瞪口呆…只有羅莉不為所動,端著茶杯輕啜著,面前那盤白老鼠模樣的糕點竟已被掃盪一空,連底下襯著的荷葉都沒留下,不過那小小的胸脯卻是微微的鼓了起來,見吳省身看自己,慌亂的低下頭,俏臉微微泛紅。48Please respect copyright.PENANARF90btPnZy
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話說席間眾人一陣驚愕過去,回過神來,一時群情洶湧、個個躍躍欲試,吳省身見狀連忙伸手,止住眾人發話:「在下知道諸君為孔老夫子不忿,既然這樣,要不?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAsIXkYL6xJt
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「請諸位替那孔老夫子,回答在下幾個簡單的問題如何?」吳省身故作輕鬆的說:「不會是什麼大問題,無非是問些事物之名罷了!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAZH0ju7mmpv
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「若各位答得上來,在下便任憑各位處置…如何?」一臉賊兮兮笑容。48Please respect copyright.PENANANNIXZjiFK1
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眾人不知他的意圖,沒人敢接腔答話,席間雰圍一時沈寂了下來,吳省身也不在意,自顧自的說了下去…48Please respect copyright.PENANAVeK9PXncg7
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「要是有一個人,頂著大光頭,頭上還燙著戒疤,身穿袈裟口唸阿隬陀佛…」吳省身笑著對羅莉問:「小莉妳說…那是個什麼人?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAkVQ3gUgIkQ
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小丫頭毫不遲疑,爽快的答道:48Please respect copyright.PENANAUqCQsDLOXl
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「賊秃囉!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAsQfwbEqtrx
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是和尚!和尚!!! 48Please respect copyright.PENANAj9xAUS7zuo
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席上眾人亦是忍俊不住,吃吃竊笑起來,席間本來略為凝重的氣氛,終於又稍微活絡了起來,吳省身見狀,也就裝腔作勢的,朝那錢受之拱手一揖,畢恭畢敬的問:48Please respect copyright.PENANArUfpzrRRp6
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「那敢問夫子,此為何人?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAOjX36qtyjm
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錢受之臉上的笑容一僵,好半晌才回過神來,無奈的搖搖頭,苦笑著說:48Please respect copyright.PENANA9NipqBAW1l
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「妖孽!妖孽…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAKMo1vzRFBy
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此話一出,眾人哄笑。蓋因孔子所處春秋時代,佛教尚未傳入中土,若是讓那孔子乍見此跣足削髮之徒,只怕便是如此回答了…48Please respect copyright.PENANA6G1LAWwUjQ
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嘿嘿嘿…擊墜數再加一!48Please respect copyright.PENANAv4TSC4FLPo
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吳省身微微一笑,略一思索,又拉了張椅子出來,故作不知的問羅莉:48Please respect copyright.PENANA59iI7nSDlH
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「小莉啊…那這又是什麼呢?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAM5vS2dyWr9
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羅莉嗔怪的看了吳省身一眼道:「不就是張椅子嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ2AwLYg97
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吳省身又是拱手一揖,這次對著的是周玉繩:48Please respect copyright.PENANAwmyPPPfGXk
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「那敢問夫子,此為何物?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAtOMGbBVLY8
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這椅子乃是唐朝後期由西域傳入之物,在那之前,人們在室內都是膝行跪坐,春秋時代的孔子自然是沒見過這種東西。48Please respect copyright.PENANAUSU5MhNsDL
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周玉繩一怔,苦思片刻後,靈機一動的答道:48Please respect copyright.PENANARk9mFtGQ3H
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「吾有知乎哉?無知也。有鄙夫問於我,空空如也;我叩其兩端而竭焉。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAD8VeeI0Urx
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這段話的意思是,孔子也不是無所不知的。當有人向他請教時,他只是針對問題,從正反兩方來反問對方,讓對方自行思索,並進一步誘導對方去找出問題的癥結點。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3mfDgjZqaP
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誒誒誒~好歹你也說中文啊!48Please respect copyright.PENANAzGCrphYCDm
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吳省身可聽不懂這之乎也者的,頭上捏了一把冷汗,正不知如何應對之時,一旁的錢受之倒是替他解了危…48Please respect copyright.PENANA8Fp7PrjItr
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「嘖!狡滑…這可作不得數!」錢受之笑嘻嘻的扯後腿。48Please respect copyright.PENANAP4gzczyESZ
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有趣的是,同陣營的顧怪竟然倒戈,還一本正經的說:「知之為知之…」48Please respect copyright.PENANATgD1W7zTAK
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一旁的歸奇馬上接口:「不知為不知…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAyVedAmIHOV
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倆人最後還異口同聲的說:「是知也!」48Please respect copyright.PENANA4w4Sh4TBDy
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啊啊啊~最後竟然是在敵軍的火力支援下,擊墜數再加一!48Please respect copyright.PENANA33WgXGp0Zs
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吳省身見好就收,歛了狂態,故作高明的說:「那孔老夫子是個數千年前的人,受限於一時一地,其所知自是亟其有限…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAoGDSI2W7aI
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接著便滔滔不絕的說了下去:「在那個時代,人皆以為,天圓地方,日月星辰環宿其中,我天朝上國便為那天地中央,除此之外便為四荒;更認為那天狗吞日,白虹貫日是謂異象…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAmo0l6XCUMu
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「當時民風淳樸、雞犬相聞,席地而坐、結蘆而居,不知聲色犬馬、未聞酒色財氣,只有諸子百家、尚無佛道二教,諸般差異,與當今之世,不可不謂相去甚遠…」吳省身最後悠悠的說:48Please respect copyright.PENANAInptETcBNW
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「世道都變了…還拿千年前的話,來管千年後的事!這哪行的通?」48Please respect copyright.PENANABGvMFzGGzI
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「那碩彥宿儒儘會信口開河、紙上空談,還自知徒託空言,於是便搬個死人來教訓活人,這又是哪門子的道理?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAUV7evCG2J1
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黃太沖仍堅持的說:「不對!不對…這世上總有些道理總不變的,好比說那忠君之道…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAwWiCd3mo1I
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啊啊~不好意思,這個正好是第一個倒台的啊…48Please respect copyright.PENANASx9BpgZQ54
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吳省生也不想直接反駁,又見一旁羅莉眼光閃亮,滿臉躍躍欲試的模様…吳省身略帶懷疑,試著問了句:「小莉啊!這忠君的君字,妳可知道指的是什麼人?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAkZ9Ytk8ybj
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話一出口,吳省身才突然想到…48Please respect copyright.PENANAJYvK7KYjlC
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糕糟!大事不妙!別說出來,千萬別說出來啊~~~48Please respect copyright.PENANA71fZyUhmzp
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「這個我也知道!」羅莉歡欣鼓舞的正要回答,卻見吳省身拚命的朝他搖頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAEmxf3dk40Y
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「咯咯咯…皇帝唄!」小丫頭慧黠的笑道。48Please respect copyright.PENANAO8jdTmJooy
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羅莉每咯出一個字,吳省身的心跳就漏了一拍,生怕她一時興起、脫口而出,把「狗」皇帝這三個字給說了出來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAAk9zQh6gH0
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一定是故意的!這個邪惡的小丫頭一定是故意的!!!48Please respect copyright.PENANA1HnXuEWvh0
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驚魂方定的吳省身遷怒,拱手又是一揖,矛頭直指黃太沖:48Please respect copyright.PENANAyJaHjTKglb
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「那敢問夫子,君為何物?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAhpMC4cN2Kf
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黃太沖也是硬梆梆的說:「君為天子!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAW9tP8NdL46
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哼!就怕你不這麼說!48Please respect copyright.PENANAZiIY9IfTtO
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吳省身畢恭畢敬的接著問:「夫子既知周天子,為何又要遊列國?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAzxF4ZDEEog
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一時之間,席間一片沈寂,四下悄然無聲,靜得連一根針落在地上都聽得見…48Please respect copyright.PENANAqCoo5Dtl6l
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語畢,吳省身也不管眾人的反應,得意的一振衣袖,端起茶杯輕啜,一副高人作派,暗中又朝王檢挑了挑眉…48Please respect copyright.PENANAFAJen5XSHz
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嘿嘿嘿…擊墜數再加一!這下應該鎮住場面了吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAlhGdCq5AOB
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不料那顧怪竟一本正經的起身道:「先生言論精妙、發人省思…這麼說來,先生是贊同駱大人據實以報的囉!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAfjBsz7Jt8m
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煩不煩啊!你歸奇顧怪倆兄弟還真是絕配啊?一個是缺心眼的,一個是死心眼的…48Please respect copyright.PENANApMSBrBadhC
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胡攪蠻纏、亂搞一通,得來這樣的結果,也不是吳省身想要的,暗自翻著肚子裡稀薄的墨水,吳省身試著從裡面找個方案來解套…48Please respect copyright.PENANA5s2JCJZcxP
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吳省身略一思索,心中有了定計,只是不曉得行不行的通,略微不安的朝顧怪問道:48Please respect copyright.PENANAlXShfRNFAM
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「史記…讀過嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAdFtP91TdK9
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不等顧怪回答,王檢插話說道:「待會兒再說吧,中午了…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAXeBcu04to8
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眾人聽著有趣,一時倒也忘了時間,王檢見時近晌午,於是吩咐曹總管,帶人將茶席撤了下去,換上一桌精緻的酒菜,一時之間人來人往,衣鬢綽約,珮環啷噹。48Please respect copyright.PENANAuKmBcKWxWX
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吳省身與羅莉初次見識這等排場,分外覺得有意思,正目不暇給地四下張望,其中一個侍女見他這副模樣,還忍不住掩嘴一笑,賞了他一記媚眼。48Please respect copyright.PENANAka38Ev5aQg
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閣樓裡突然傳出錚錚幾聲琴響,悠揚的聲音在幽靜的別院裡迴盪,聞者心中皆是一片靈寂空明,猶如醍醐灌頂,從頭到腳被洗滌了一番,整個人都變得超凡脫俗了起來,而吳省身更是別有感觸。48Please respect copyright.PENANARdo3gvKjGU
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喲!過年了!燒香拜拜囉………48Please respect copyright.PENANAvlww8tKHmv
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很久很久以後,古箏、琵琶的聲音,通常只會在特定的時候或特殊的地點響起…身在古意盎然的庭園裡,耳中又傳來熟悉的聲音,吳省身有一種時空交錯的迷失感。48Please respect copyright.PENANAX4O2TXMecG
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倒是錢受之眉開眼笑,手上摺扇啪一聲的打開,風流倜儻地輕搖,搖頭晃腦的吟道:「轉軸撥弦三兩聲,未成曲調先有情…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAv31eEkeKmx
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繼而閉上眼睛沉浸在餘韻裡,回味無窮的說:「王…公子好雅興,這琴音…真當繞樑三日,令人日思夜寐,食不知味啊~」48Please respect copyright.PENANAPbeQ8t1zsS
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王檢聽了不無得意的說:「這是江蘇四秀當中的紅線瑤琴徐拂徐大家,目前碰巧在我府上做客,曹總管…」王檢喚來曹總管低聲吩咐一番,春風滿面的抬起頭來道:「諸位今日有耳福了!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAZSpCeL8zTT
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此話一出,錢受之自是眉飛色舞,歸奇顧怪的眼睛更是馬上盯著閣樓門口不放,始終鬱鬱寡歡的黃太沖終於動容,就連一向雲淡風輕的周玉繩都面露喜色。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtafpysZhTk
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這裡大概只有駱養性這個大老粗和自己一樣不解風情了,吳省身感慨的回頭瞅了駱養性一眼,這才發現…48Please respect copyright.PENANAx6aDrKRfmE
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誒誒誒~你的口水滴下來了!!!48Please respect copyright.PENANAz2ZMOvdm8e
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「紅拂姊的琴藝天下無雙,很多人求之不得的呢!」羅莉好心的提醒吳省身,不過卻是有些坐立不安的模樣,吳省身瞧著她微鼓的胸脯,微微一笑朝王檢道:「王公子,能不能跟你要些池子裡的荷葉?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAPxUEia2wqH
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王檢不明所以的說:「好啊!」吳省身聽了也不待王檢吩咐下人,逕自踱到池畔,撈了幾片特大的折了回來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAfIXAGhmoso
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眾人久候的徐拂一襲黑衣,柳腰纖細堪盈一握,頭戴黑紗幃帽,在侍女的陪同下進到涼亭,她在這小閣裡住了幾日,見到吳省身這一番折騰,將原本疏落有致的蓮池弄得雜沓凌亂,眉頭不由得輕蹙了起了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAFoYp1KY9LT
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一旁的錢受之見了,也是笑嘻嘻的打趣吳省身道:「吳公子如此不解風情、辣手摧花,莫非那千年之後,世人已不知這憐香惜玉的道理?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAm8piwlx4ii
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奚落我好在女人面前擺顯?真有你的…48Please respect copyright.PENANAeiyQG97m7N
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吳省身也不打緊,笑著應對:「個人問題…個人問題!小弟素有採花聖手的別名…幹這辣手摧花的事也不是一次兩次了…」眾人一聽,俱是莞薾一笑。48Please respect copyright.PENANABAviCT1pfT
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邊上的駱養性一聽,更是加油添醋、語帶曖昧的說:「對呀!對呀!就連錦衣衛內也盛傳,吳兄弟身懷四十八手絕藝,中招者將遍嚐那銷魂蝕骨、欲罷不能的滋味…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAeIgbC1DQlb
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糗了!這事怎麼傳出去了………48Please respect copyright.PENANA9LvlhPdWhs
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看著擠眉弄眼的駱養性,想到他那個兩次前來偷窺的妹子…吳省身就不由得生出一種遇人不淑的感概,渾然沒有注意到那徐拂黑紗下的眼神帶著絲絲寒意…48Please respect copyright.PENANAw1jiUzHGQv
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想到自己的名聲就此敗壞,吳省身懶懶的將手上的荷葉遞給羅莉,眼睛恨恨的盯著這個始作俑者,羅莉這才不好意思的,扭扭捏捏地自懷裡,掏出一隻隻雪白小老鼠模樣的可愛糕點,糕點明顯受到壓擠,微微有些變形,羅莉一面小心翼翼的呵護,一隻隻數著,然後整整齊齊的排放在荷葉上,一面吞吞吐吐,小聲的說:「給城隍廟的小孩,和姊姊的…」48Please respect copyright.PENANA1dQcdyYfTC
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周玉繩注意到徐拂的面色不霽,手撫長鬚微笑的對羅莉打趣道:「小娃娃這正是慷他人之慨呢…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAVWlbaGJdgd
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戴墨鏡的人不會知道,自己溫柔的眼神看起來很冰冷;留長鬍子的人不會曉得,自己滿臉的笑意看起來很嚴肅。48Please respect copyright.PENANA5wgIrZgVou
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所以當羅莉抬起頭來,看到是眼前有一個嚴肅的大鬍子正在教訓自己…48Please respect copyright.PENANAsoQUNkALNu
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一邊的錢受之也是笑嘻嘻的說:「吳公子的別號是採花聖手,身邊小娃娃的別號,莫非是那空空妙手?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAmEANg6pzlf
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羅莉一聽,心裡一慌,失手將一枚糕點落在地上,羅莉心疼的連忙蹲下要撿,可惜小白鼠叫一摔,不僅變了形,上頭也沾滿了泥沙,羅莉私藏時,這數量是算過的,這下少了一隻,心頭一陣委屈,蹲在地上,眼淚就吧嗒吧嗒的落了下來…48Please respect copyright.PENANAOPZOIzgBrE
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至於嘛!你們兩個…泡妞有必要泡到這個份上?48Please respect copyright.PENANAghIUgrmALz
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吳省身心中老大不樂意,連忙將羅莉扶了起來,抱在懷裡忙不迭的勸慰:「不哭…不哭…」只聽羅莉抽抽咽咽的說:「少…少了一隻…還…還累…夫君…清…清譽受損…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAjBtC44cD5l
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「清譽什麼的才不打緊吶…」吳省身抱著小丫頭,無視他人眼光輕笑著說:「剛才那些點心,其實我也很想打包的喲…這一點,妳比我勇敢…」吳省身揉揉羅莉的頭道:「作得很好喔…那些孩子們知道,一定會很高興的!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAda3DQsL66v
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說完惡狠狠的瞪了徐拂一眼,吳省身清楚的得,兩個老不修幾番調侃,不過是為這女人出頭,追根究柢…還不就是因為他弄亂了蓮池的景緻。48Please respect copyright.PENANACnOfE69nKC
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徐拂讓吳省身這一瞪,嚇得退了半步,黑紗下的玉顏隱隱露出怯意,一旁的錢受之見狀連忙進身擋住,訕訕的說:「吳公子這般唐突佳人,卻是大大不妥…」48Please respect copyright.PENANASyVZQZacfY
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「這位阿姨是佳人,我家小莉就不是佳人了嗎?」吳省身暗笑,冷冷的用嘴巴遞出一刀。48Please respect copyright.PENANASfiGbUlzi6
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徐拂一聽,幃帽輕顫、黑紗亂抖,蹬蹬蹬連退數步,虛弱而優雅的跌坐在椅子上;纖手捧心、氣喘吁吁、花枝亂顫,身後侍女見狀,連忙上前,手忙腳亂的輕拍其後背,一旁的錢受之亦是心疼的遞上茶水…48Please respect copyright.PENANAin5ERcFrs2
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另一位護花使者周玉繩連忙跳出來說道:「吳公子先是做那辣手摧花之舉,座下童子更是那…不告而取,連番作為,俱是那…有辱斯文之事,擾人雅興,俗不可耐!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAt8s88CE7Wm
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唷!還敢頂嘴?看我不大耳刮子的賞你!48Please respect copyright.PENANACOsVTupTRs
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「有辱斯文?擾人雅興?俗不可耐?」吳省身冷冷笑道。48Please respect copyright.PENANAucteEoQiYS
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自古以來,文人雅士互刮巴掌,彼此都怕弄髒手,總得拿本書或文章墊著,這裡想來也不例外;想到這裡,吳省身心底不禁啞然失笑…48Please respect copyright.PENANAoGyZl1IC9y
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在很久很久的以後,吳省身讀書的歲月裡,學過那麼幾篇古文;但在這過程中,吳省身發現,那選擇文章教材的人之間,只怕是有居心叵測,心懷莫大惡意的人參與其間。48Please respect copyright.PENANAC6jkZPVlLr
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因為在他學過的古文裡面,半數都是很有問題,而且正好拿來扇讀書人嘴巴的,比方說…48Please respect copyright.PENANApWX9gQx0zf
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「蓮,出淤泥而不染,濯清漣而不妖…」吳省身手負身後,下頜微揚,孤高自傲的唸著。48Please respect copyright.PENANASfM0mVtvLz
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「宋朝周敦頤的愛蓮說。」博學強記的顧怪馬上接口,經過這半天的相處,吳省身發現,這倆兄弟根本就是唯恐天下不亂、特愛搧風點火的人。48Please respect copyright.PENANA7vntwTOnku
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正忙著憐香惜玉的錢受之聽見,訝異的回過頭來,語帶埋怨的說:「既知此文,吳公子想必也是那清雅高潔之人,為何又…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAhrENcYAOQn
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「蓮,出淤泥而不染,濯清漣而不妖…」吳省身一臉痛心疾首的說:「這愛蓮說,便是對愛蓮二字最大的侮蔑!更是對愛蓮之士最大的羞辱!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAJNOtz2AhKc
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吳省身已經有點懶得去驗收四周驚訝的眼光了…48Please respect copyright.PENANALGcE4D2lSP
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「那蓮子、蓮藕俱可入藥,又可為饍…」吳省身義憤填膺的說:「那蓮葉既可為饍,更能用以裹物,皆是有益於民,實惠之物…那文中卻是隻字不提,是為何故?」48Please respect copyright.PENANASezwEon1M3
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「俗!俗!俗不可耐!」錢受之連連搖頭,臉上滿是不以為然的神色。48Please respect copyright.PENANA55AIRGUFmo
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「此等庸碌之語,非我君子美德,自是毋須贅言…」周玉繩露出鄙夷的神色,手撫長鬚儒雅地說。48Please respect copyright.PENANAczxW1KK70T
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「依三位所言,那出於淤泥,是為高雅,便為那君子美德…」吳省身痛苦的閉上眼睛,虎目含淚的說:「而那實惠益民,卻是俗物,而非君子之道囉?」48Please respect copyright.PENANA7KYLxL2JUm
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「這…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAHb5GRTxeC3
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「這園中花草,莫不施肥,灌澆屎糞,淋灑便溺…」吳省身瞇著眼睛,冷哂道:「個個都是出糞屎而不染、濯便溺而芬芳,個個都是君子美德,無一不是文雅之道…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAUNKQ3ON3CT
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吳省身喟然長歎:「原來諸君的美德、高雅、斯文…便是那在糞屎中打滾,浸泡於便溺之間…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAC9oq7TMPrR
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「捨經世濟民之物,循糞屎便溺之道」吳省身怒拍桌子道:「世有逐臭之夫,莫過於此!」48Please respect copyright.PENANASOZXX0UZz5
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「吾之愛蓮,在其化育眾生,實惠益民…」吳省身悠然道:48Please respect copyright.PENANAgFJVSVDUVo
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「若是藉形託詠、穿鑿附會、故作姿態、以示高潔,此乃逐名趨勢之舉,吾…不為也!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAMOm1RZoNoB
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一席話說完,亭內眾人反應不一,瞠目結舌、滿臉羞慚、低頭沈思、閉目不語、目露精光、還有一個傢伙昏昏欲睡…48Please respect copyright.PENANACCBPbn0L3a
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吳省身笑著對徐拂說:「所以阿姨~我實惠益民的拿些荷葉,讓我家小夫人打包些糕點去賑濟災民,阿姨沒意見吧?」48Please respect copyright.PENANARQj8LThD7l
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說到底,吳省身仍舊是很記仇的…48Please respect copyright.PENANALQgK87Aoof
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【茶餘飯後】48Please respect copyright.PENANA0U8YVI8ji4
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歸奇(笑):「不知吳公子從事的是…」48Please respect copyright.PENANAEvOJRcA8R4
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羅莉(茶):「…窮酸!」48Please respect copyright.PENANA30KY2y1cXt
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顧怪(笑):「那不知駱大人從事的是…」48Please respect copyright.PENANA1vu09lVwl9
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羅莉(茶):「…鷹犬!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAS95RIrItnH
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吳省身(掀桌):「喂!妳就沒有好聽一點的說法嗎!!!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAt6HD24Pyte
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【說文解字】48Please respect copyright.PENANACHkPjIcg25
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※1 菡萏:含苞待放的蓮花。 48Please respect copyright.PENANAdObCVpJulk
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