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第廿章.慈仁寺裡破秘卷、城隍廟裡尋佳人
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大明曆‧天啟六年五月廿日‧順天府慈仁寺‧巳時22Please respect copyright.PENANAMTmRzrfeQM
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駱養性得了新線索,胡侃了兩句就連忙告辭,心急火燎的去查案了。吳省身見時候不早,連忙領著羅氏姊妹要往那王恭廠幫忙去,好藉此逃過中午的酷刑;沒想到卻被羅薇巧笑倩兮的推回床上,溫柔的遞上一本秘笈,要吳省身在家休養、專心背誦。22Please respect copyright.PENANAGzzKR9FjsV
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為了不讓吳省身被干擾,羅薇連歸奇顧怪都一併拉上,一行人浩浩蕩蕩地便往那王恭廠奔去,一時之間,偌大的房裡走得一乾二淨,只留吳省一個人孤零零的留在原地…22Please respect copyright.PENANA8habLWv1ag
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吳省身無所事事的躺在床上,百無聊賴的翻著手上的武功秘笈,這是羅薇出門前派下來的功課,回來只怕還要考校,若是答不上來…22Please respect copyright.PENANAcoG0aNon91
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想到羅薇那雪白的柔荑,在自己的胸口溫柔滑過也好,輕捏成粉拳也罷,都直教吳省身生死相許、死去活來…22Please respect copyright.PENANAemA3bbJasJ
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救命呀!讓我死了吧!饒命吶!我不想死哪!殺人啦!還給不給人活啊!22Please respect copyright.PENANA67upJXuhVA
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想到這幾天最常說的話,吳省身心中一凜,連忙定下心來,凝神屏息、專心致志,翻開手上的秘笈,專心的背誦起來…22Please respect copyright.PENANAFUUMbA4gFK
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「阿彌陀佛…難得…難得!」一個乾癟枯瘦的老和尚打門口探出頭來。22Please respect copyright.PENANAvOBpBNZF3F
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「阿彌陀佛…大師早安!」吳省身見有人來,連忙撂下手上的書本,口中唱諾起身相迎…22Please respect copyright.PENANAgAEgO7tcnC
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「施主早…早安!」老和尚道貌岸然卻鬼鬼祟祟的跨進門來。22Please respect copyright.PENANAX7Ropm1hLk
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誒?這和尚有點面熟?在那見過?22Please respect copyright.PENANAoP6PkpRDIz
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吳省身心中納悶,小心問道:「恕晚生僭越…敢問大師法號?」22Please respect copyright.PENANAqq0l8j4X60
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「貧僧慶長…」慶長和尚淡定從容的坐了下來,同時還一臉猥瑣的說:「這法號可是恩師為我剃度時,見我長處過人、天賦異柄,特別賜下的…」22Please respect copyright.PENANALN4rD9xPfV
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誒誒?這熟悉的感覺…就是傳說中的即視感※1嗎?22Please respect copyright.PENANA7CJXT39zfY
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「那日與施主相談甚歡,惜一直無暇來訪…」慶長和尚擠眉弄眼卻滿懷愧疚地道:「阿彌陀佛!罪過…罪過!」22Please respect copyright.PENANAV28hR9MZgd
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誒誒誒?那時的事啊?我們有這麼熟嗎?22Please respect copyright.PENANAshgekJCwJR
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「那…不知大師今日是?」吳省身狐疑的問。22Please respect copyright.PENANAWYUMVfvVJO
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「今日難得見施主床上無人…」慶長和尚是一臉心知肚明卻又喜出望外的說:「藉機特來與施主一晤…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAVVAP1xAigk
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「小子何德何能…有勞大師如此掛心?」吳省身如墮雲霧中。22Please respect copyright.PENANAimWoPmO1qL
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「貧僧見施主命帶桃花,身旁美女如雲…」慶長和尚大義凜然卻同流合汙的說:「便知施主也是那性情中人…」22Please respect copyright.PENANA6QxpAwEA0O
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最後,慶長和尚慈悲為懷但賊眉鼠眼的說:「實不相瞞,貧僧今日特來救施主一命…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAiYpZvAHAlI
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誒誒誒~我什麼時候快要沒命的?22Please respect copyright.PENANAk4jvk1vXzx
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若不是親眼目睹,吳省身根本無法想像,怎麼有人能把這矛盾違和的氣質融為一體,卻又能夠彼此南轅北轍、涇渭分明。22Please respect copyright.PENANAgwNQZE0XaL
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慶長和尚說完,斯條慢理地從僧衣袖子裡掏出了一份卷軸,放在桌上徐徐攤開,露出裡面男女肢體糾纏的圖像…22Please respect copyright.PENANA27Jyxzzx7b
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啊啊啊~我想起來了啊!我…我…我竟然靠一幅春宮圖來認人?慶長大師!我對不起你啊~~~22Please respect copyright.PENANA0C0PT0Zcv7
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吳省身滿心歉疚看著眼前這個乾癟枯瘦、詭異無比的慶長和尚,心中有愧,一時不好出聲制止,反正四下無人,不如就看看這慶長和尚三番兩次的,朝自己推銷這「養身健體的法門」,究竟打的是什麼如意算盤…22Please respect copyright.PENANARdTzT8gfnW
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心念既定,吳省身便厚著臉皮,欲就還推地打量起畫上的內容來了…22Please respect copyright.PENANAkHQAuXmRDH
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吾愛汝心,汝憐吾色,以是因緣,經千百劫,常在纏縳22Please respect copyright.PENANAhP9PAninBW
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嗯嗯~有內涵!看這卷首娟秀的字跡,還懂得用楞巖經的經典名來作包裝,常在纏縳…纏縳…不難像想像,這部作品…22Please respect copyright.PENANAAnBvDFj20n
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喔喔!這一定是綑綁系列的!22Please respect copyright.PENANAmQT0mqaPjb
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吳省身一面心猿意馬的想著,一面聚精會神的看了下去…不過,每一個男女糾纏的姿勢上,都標示著密密麻麻的線條,大小不一的紅點,破壞的破壞了這幅春宮圖的美感。22Please respect copyright.PENANA62vj0D6l3h
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啐!完全無法引人遐想,失敗!22Please respect copyright.PENANAMeRkLgwYZL
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也許這是一本綑綁系列的教材?那麼上面的線條,也許就是綑綁步驟的引導、或者是肢體運動方向的指示…吳省身照著圖像上的指示,在腦海中想像了半天,卻怎麼樣都模擬不出合理的姿勢…22Please respect copyright.PENANAMrOUEfohQH
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嘖!引導指示不夠簡單易懂,失敗!22Please respect copyright.PENANAfRq2yPQSlZ
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圖像旁是看不懂的文字,看樣子還是舶來品,外國文字旁用蠅頭小楷寫上了註解,字跡與羅薇家傳秘笈上的一比,竟然只有一半大…22Please respect copyright.PENANA8CP4INM4is
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噗!字體太小,失敗!22Please respect copyright.PENANAq19R6cXrCk
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一直看到這裡,吳省身已經對這幅春宮圖,完全失去了期待,只是看慶長和尚興致勃勃的樣子,不好潑他冷水,只好興味索然的看了下去…22Please respect copyright.PENANA3b7n2IeJaY
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唉!圖像看不懂還得看文字說明,這也是失敗!22Please respect copyright.PENANAJcvHGknXW9
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吳省身敷衍了事地看著,那蠅頭小楷上的字眼,倒是有幾分眼熟,仔細一瞧,這才發現,上面寫的全都是人體經脈、穴位的名字…22Please respect copyright.PENANAAT8AOzHWYf
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誒誒誒~難不成?這…還真的是那「養身健體的法門」來著!22Please respect copyright.PENANAXEuhjSFHuM
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吳省身滿臉詫異的抬起頭來,只見慶長和尚捻著上唇的一撮鬍子,故弄玄虛又不打自招地說:「此乃當今武林排名第一的蓋世神功『乾摩毗那夜迦法』,密宗無上雙修神功…施主只需修煉此功,便可恣情縱慾、流連花叢,再無虧空氣血、形銷骨毁之虞…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAC8F5l5dTTk
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喔…喔…出現了,蓋世武功系列中之房中術,與有情人,做快樂事,別問是劫是緣…22Please respect copyright.PENANAAfjgEZLCmc
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之前那麼多苦頭都是白吃的啊!想到從此躺著就能天下無敵…吳省身不禁淚流滿面…22Please respect copyright.PENANADX3CPcVzZV
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這就對了…這就對了呀!什麼腳底按摩!什麼刮骨療傷!通通滾他媽的蛋去吧!!!22Please respect copyright.PENANAO0uaezRyRr
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不過回頭想想…既然是蓋世神功,想必價值連城;想到這裡,吳省身才發現自己白開心一場,苦難的日子終究還是沒有逃過去。22Please respect copyright.PENANAYCC9KsZS4q
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一文不名的吳省身無奈的歎了口氣,將卷軸小心翼翼地捲起來,恭恭敬敬的遞回給慶長和尚:「多謝大師今日令小子大開眼界,這等希罕之物,還請大師好生珍藏…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAm0NLQVZSYM
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「施主莫非不感興趣?」慶長和尚一臉不出意料的神情又無比驚訝的問道。22Please respect copyright.PENANAxoXYf1EGXS
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「沒錢!」吳省身幹脆的一攤雙手,俐落的回道:「又不想惦念不屬於自己的東西。」22Please respect copyright.PENANAQvEf2Mo0Sq
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慶長和尚一聽,若有所思又不假思索的將卷軸推到吳省身面前:「施主無需客氣…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAVIlPuqydua
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「大師…你這是什麼意思?」吳省身見狀,連忙將卷軸推回,一臉不解地問。22Please respect copyright.PENANApOEdQ2hV51
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「沒什麼意思,就意思意思…」慶長和尚將卷軸推向吳省身,滿臉苦澀地說。22Please respect copyright.PENANAAmygW9Zi8J
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「大師這麼說就不夠意思了!」吳省身連忙又將卷軸推回去,虛情假意地道。22Please respect copyright.PENANA5glPyb3hBv
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「小意思…小意思…」慶長和尚又將卷軸推回來,百般為難的說。22Please respect copyright.PENANAbDTJOF82Jr
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「你這人可真有意思!」吳省身於是笑著一把捉住卷軸,打算收進懷中。22Please respect copyright.PENANAd3H659VhC2
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「其實…我也沒有別的意思。」慶長和尚枯枝般的手指,卻仍緊攫住卷軸不放。22Please respect copyright.PENANA7TJPBo6v6F
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「…那我可就不好意思囉!」吳省身說著,一面使勁將卷軸往自己的方向扯22Please respect copyright.PENANAoIi3ePxov5
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「不不不!是我才真不好意思…」慶長和尚也不甘示弱地,死命的拉回去。22Please respect copyright.PENANAe7SXQiMIET
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「說吧!要什條件你才肯鬆手…」吳省身咬牙切齒的說。22Please respect copyright.PENANAJytIBVj3up
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「幫我找出個這卷軸裡藏的秘密…」慶長和尚面目猙獰的說。22Please respect copyright.PENANAnjuZOAP9f4
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「火烤?」「試了!」「水浸?」「試了!」「夾層!」「拆過了!」22Please respect copyright.PENANAzcK3bzE1IT
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吳省身脫力似的趴在桌上,貪婪飢渴的盯著眼前的卷軸,一旁的慶長和尚手肘支在桌子上,托腮看著吳省身,眼中滿是暗自竊喜又幸災樂禍的神色…22Please respect copyright.PENANAu057YrsjAh
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「那根棒子呢?」吳省身乏力地問道。22Please respect copyright.PENANALLwDtIdpjO
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「什麼棒子!那叫軸桿…」慶長和尚無力又強硬的回答:「開過了!空的…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAESU8n7NrYt
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吳省身不死心的一把捉起卷軸,一把握住上頭的軸頭,手上一使勁就想把它給擰開來…22Please respect copyright.PENANApJAfsw3CTb
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「哎哎哎!你別那麼粗魯!」慶長和尚見了連忙作勢要制止吳省身。22Please respect copyright.PENANAX76cTuUm51
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這軸桿內是空心的,軸頭上凸出一截正好可以塞進去,軸桿內壁上雕了個L型的凹槽,軸頭突出那截上則是多了顆卡榫,將卡榫頭對著凹槽塞進去再一扭,就可以牢牢的將軸頭固定在軸桿上。22Please respect copyright.PENANAZdI2uptSSm
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吳省身可不知道這東西,在他想來,這玩意兒,大概就是像一般瓶蓋那樣,上頭有螺紋,旋轉著打開的22Please respect copyright.PENANAXTrIDcWU0M
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吳省身的作法,極有可能損壞卡榫,導致軸頭以後固定不住、容易脫落。所以當慶長和尚一見到吳省身的手勢時,嚇得連忙喝止。22Please respect copyright.PENANASCVmZXKQUu
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「啊?怎樣啊?」吳省身不解的看著慶長和尚那張奇怪的臉,一面將軸頭給旋了開來…22Please respect copyright.PENANAj0qiNtL0Z8
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…這…這…這臭小子…就這麼…打開了???22Please respect copyright.PENANAtnLRBmS1TO
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慶長和尚嚇得目瞪口呆,看得差點吐血,懊悔得幾乎要發瘋!22Please respect copyright.PENANAoIf9KuUJuu
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若不是親眼目睹,吳省身根本無法想像,怎麼有人能把七種臉色放在臉上,卻又能夠瞬間交替、變幻莫測。22Please respect copyright.PENANAyYPnRk0eAD
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吳省身朝軸桿內窺去,想不到這棒子作的還挺精細,不單中空,裡面還有一個同心圓的夾層,中間是空的,但外層這一圈夾層裡,好似藏了些什麼東西;吳省身不當回事的搖了兩下,從軸桿裡搖出一張泛黃的…羊皮?上面還寫滿了密密麻麻的外國字。22Please respect copyright.PENANAxsPqPFUzop
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慶長和尚臉色一變,伸手撈住,神情嚴肅的看了一眼,掉過頭來對吳省身說:「多謝施主相助,勘破個中玄機,大恩不言謝,來日定當相報!」22Please respect copyright.PENANAX5WkW5qh8g
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話說完人就突然自吳省身的眼前消失不見,聲音還在空中迴盪:「那『乾摩毗那夜迦法』貨真價實,望施主勤加修煉,來日神功大成,威震風塵………」22Please respect copyright.PENANAqlXNoh3LBx
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誒誒誒~怎麼回事?這猥瑣的賊秃也是個武林高手?22Please respect copyright.PENANAAZziXGQzGY
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誤打誤撞的解開了卷軸裡的秘密,吳省身怔在當場,不明白地看著手上的卷軸發呆…22Please respect copyright.PENANAvd28SWHDhy
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你這個高手連開個瓶蓋都不會?還有給我說清楚!這威震風塵是什麼意思啊!!!22Please respect copyright.PENANA0GAkfv36sx
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這卷軸上的機關很簡單,拔開軸頭只會發現中空部份,必需旋轉軸頭,能才連帶將夾層的蓋子一併打開;這個設計算不上巧妙,充其量只不過?準了一個燈下黑的※2心理,再加上這年代,螺紋還沒傳入中國,即使在歐洲也還十分罕見罷了。22Please respect copyright.PENANAlOHTVRoITt
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想到這裡,吳省身馬上就振奮了起來,抱著卷軸細細的研讀了起了,心裡樂滋滋的想著,接下來只要找到蘇煙雨…22Please respect copyright.PENANAL8pUWDjeVO
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然後這樣…接著那樣…如此如此…這般那般…22Please respect copyright.PENANAYRbgD4tgmp
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從今以後,倆人便可以笑傲江湖,作一對只羨慕鴛鴦不羨仙的神仙俠侶?22Please respect copyright.PENANAaJv2sNB1io
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一念及此,吳省身心潮澎湃,再也坐不住,在屋裡跺來跺去,不停的尋思這找人的方法…突然,一張覆蓋在布幕下的面孔上一對閃亮的眼睛,浮現在他的心裡…22Please respect copyright.PENANAqWZZ92uZne
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【茶餘飯後】22Please respect copyright.PENANAlMsi32I7ea
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【說文解字】22Please respect copyright.PENANAury4Nok8A1
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