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第廿二章.隻手遮天欲加罪、雙足踏舟若展翅
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大明曆‧天啟六年五月廿日‧順天府慈仁寺‧酉時22Please respect copyright.PENANAJLSPRYRioU
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吳省身在城隍廟口坐了半天,見天色已晚,見范銀燕明顯沒有返回的跡象,這才訕訕然的返回慈仁寺,一路上悵然若失,百思不解那范銀燕態度突然轉變的原因…22Please respect copyright.PENANAdj5l0z5vYU
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吳省身病懨懨地踱進房裡,這才發現駱養性正在等著他,臉上掛著一副似笑非笑的表倩,一旁的羅薇、羅莉見他回來,也是滿臉古怪的笑意…22Please respect copyright.PENANAj3AuEeAMdw
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駱養性見他進來,連忙起身拱手作揖道:「聽聞…吳兄弟不日內將前往詔獄,為兄特來恭賀!」22Please respect copyright.PENANANOTt7q1pOR
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吳省身:「遭遇?」22Please respect copyright.PENANAKVAAznrNgO
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詔獄,原指中國古代的高等監獄,罪犯多為朝庭高官,觸犯了需要皇帝下詔定罪的重大案件。明朝錦衣衛的監獄,也叫詔獄;錦衣衛的詔獄擁有直接拷問犯人的權利,刑部、大理寺、都察院等司法機關都無權過問,錦衣衛詔獄裡的刑罰極其嚴峻殘酷,致使民間皆稱詔獄為「人間地獄」。22Please respect copyright.PENANAqgflYSWT6i
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喂!為什麼我要去那種地方啊?22Please respect copyright.PENANAHzkjrR4Jpe
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「恭喜夫君!」大小丫頭齊聲道賀。22Please respect copyright.PENANAqqVE4ns5g3
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誒誒誒~恭喜啥啊?還有那是什麼中獎的表情啊!!!22Please respect copyright.PENANAADO5J0zH7W
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「夫君有所不知!在我大明…朝政愈昏暗,進詔獄就愈能博得好名聲…」羅薇興奮的說。22Please respect copyright.PENANAJUjnBBraXf
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「是啊是啊,像朝庭裡的那些御史言官,個個擠破了頭都想進去…」駱養性補充說道:「這年頭,沒進過詔獄,誰敢誇口說自己忠君愛國!」22Please respect copyright.PENANA95ExMRYRxw
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夠了!敢情這詔獄是拿來鍍金的啊?22Please respect copyright.PENANAlmCekgRhtb
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「就連江湖上的英雄好漢也是這麼謠傳的…」羅薇慷慨激昂的說:「生平沒住過詔獄,便稱英雄也枉然!」22Please respect copyright.PENANAF6H6Bm8Hsl
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喂喂喂!這是什麼亂七八糟的台詞啊~22Please respect copyright.PENANA3HMkIXoC7i
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「重點是要能夠活著出來…」羅莉適時的澆了盆冰水。22Please respect copyright.PENANAmum3So5xgo
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「不不不…死了更好!待日後翻案,朝庭就會在夫君的墳上立石碑,旌表諡號,從此流芳百世、名垂千古…」羅薇滿懷憧憬的說道。22Please respect copyright.PENANAmtjMecNldv
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我都死了,還要那個石碑幹嘛!呃…貌似我活著也用不著啊!!!22Please respect copyright.PENANA76gdzV2YZt
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「不過遺憾的是,詔獄這個月客滿了…」駱養性凝重的說:「兄弟你只能預約到下個月初的房間…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAqrOrIrkmaK
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「那就有勞駱大哥了…」羅薇感激的說:「請務必為我家夫君準備最好的房間!」22Please respect copyright.PENANA2UP0JXcLSK
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誒誒誒~你們敢情當這詔獄是五星級飯店不成!22Please respect copyright.PENANAQzIH7e8BNx
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「給我說清楚啊…」吳省身聽完,揪著駱養性的衣襟,惡狠狠地道:「為什麼我得去那種鬼地方啊?」22Please respect copyright.PENANANW3ZLOT1Ta
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「兄弟…你搞錯了…詔獄不是什麼鬼地方…」駱養性性拍著吳省身的肩膀,一臉嚴肅的說:「詔獄那地方…連鬼都不敢去!」22Please respect copyright.PENANA7y3ztUKlXH
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「不過聽說…有那英勇的某人!」頓了一下,駱養性方才正色道:「訛騙了我那妹子一百文銅錢,我那妹子氣忿不過,下令要將某人拿進去好生整治一番…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAOTCx53ouDS
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某人是誰啊?別說的好像陌生人似的!為了一百文把人送進詔獄…你們這是草菅人命啊!22Please respect copyright.PENANAMkoru8RsMi
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「別鬧了!我馬上幫她的把稻草堆移一移…」吳省身揮揮手,沒好氣的說:「你叫衣衣趕緊把命令收回來吧!」22Please respect copyright.PENANApuoPgIJWMY
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「來不及了…不曉得是那個缺心眼的,把丫頭的口頭命令寫成了駕帖,遞進了刑科※1」駱養性搖頭苦笑道:「現在衙門裡,已經當成正式的案子在處理了。」22Please respect copyright.PENANAaBtnyBFz8r
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「誒~別鬧了!」吳省身氣急敗壞地搖著駱養性的肩膀吼道:「那還不快想想辨法?」22Please respect copyright.PENANA5JGpHHcOyt
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「沒有辨法了…」駱養性按住吳省身的肩膀,一臉正色地說:「錦衣衛是不會犯錯的!所以…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAdpta1QnmXx
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「兄弟!你的駕帖上一定是這麼寫的…」駱養性雙眼炯炯發光的看著吳省說:22Please respect copyright.PENANA8t9cEgPq11
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「大明欽差要犯吳省身,訛詐良民凌衣銅錢百文,疑有顛覆國本之嫌,著令北鎮撫司嚴加查辨,嫌犯若意圖逃逸或抗旨拒捕,即可當場格殺毋論,欽此!」22Please respect copyright.PENANAjjGAu8ymNl
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「恭喜你…這是詔獄有史以來,最便宜的一張駕帖…」駱養性樂不可支的說。22Please respect copyright.PENANAZeuq2TTIGI
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哦哦~那我是不是要很高興的收下?22Please respect copyright.PENANAuHTiF2LS0E
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「凌衣呢?凌衣呢!」吳省身捂著額頭,欲哭無淚的說:「叫她自己出來解決問題!」22Please respect copyright.PENANA1Yd3ZOB9Yu
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「你以為我這麼晚來作啥?」駱養性無奈的一攤手:「那丫頭發現自己闖了禍,早就溜得不見人影了!」22Please respect copyright.PENANAbT33wtY3MC
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吳省身詫異的看看羅氏姊妹,倆人不約而同的點點頭…22Please respect copyright.PENANAYRKaSv2V2M
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誒誒誒~所以這…這…這是肇事逃逸!!!22Please respect copyright.PENANASx8t314muO
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「誒?」吳省身目瞪口呆的問:「所以?」22Please respect copyright.PENANAttb9xtl4JC
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「只怕事情不是你想的那麼簡單…」駱養性伸手朝上指了指,凝重的說:「有人注意到你,想要請你進去聊聊…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAYewEDacyQF
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「不過!兄弟你也不用太擔心…」駱養性安慰地說:「沒有什麼實際的罪名,裡頭也不至於太難為你…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAqaxBHEOgPo
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「頂多就是嚇嚇你,再問個兩句話就會放你出來。」22Please respect copyright.PENANAkl9t3CaeqV
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吳省身聽過之後,總算鬆了一口氣,來到明朝後,自己並沒有幹過什麼作奸犯科的事情…22Please respect copyright.PENANAFoYierye5n
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「話說回來,兄弟…你還真夠意思啊!」駱養性哼哼冷笑道:「若是有人早一日報與我知道…今日也不至於如此的不由自主了。」22Please respect copyright.PENANAY994QCScTW
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「得了唄!衣衣說…我哪一日報與你知道,便哪一日進詔獄!」心裡有了底氣,吳省身說話也就少了幾分顧慮:「要是你,你會選那一個?」22Please respect copyright.PENANAMShu7afYdf
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「兄弟…你這麼說就不對了!」駱養性搖頭晃腦地道:「正所謂兄弟如手足,女人如衣服…」22Please respect copyright.PENANA6Oural0XKO
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「是啊!是啊!可是衣衣放話那日…」吳省身擠眉弄眼的話:「我這房裡可沒有半根手足,衣服倒是有三件…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAw3IVt0av9C
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「嗯?」嬌脆的鼻音響起,這一對手足才發現,屋裡的兩件衣服正對他們怒目而視…22Please respect copyright.PENANAwoydwA1ORO
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手足和衣服,最大的差異就在於,手足會相殘,衣服不會…22Please respect copyright.PENANA5jtwfa7xSG
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「兄弟為兄有事先走一步有事來日再談」駱養性一口氣毫不停頓地將話說完,人早已走的不見蹤影,只留下餘音嫋嫋,在冷冰冰的房間裡迴繞…22Please respect copyright.PENANAsJXkNgGRJx
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誒誒誒~什麼叫作手足相殘?這就是了啊!什麼叫作手足無措?等會兒就是了啊~22Please respect copyright.PENANAaeZfnBQ7ff
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「夫君…練功的時辰到了…」羅薇羅莉相顧一笑,摩拳擦掌地走了過來…22Please respect copyright.PENANAiIv9gRgZkU
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吳省身汗水淋漓的躺在床上,床尾的羅薇正笑吟吟的問:「夫君今日可有好好讀書?」22Please respect copyright.PENANACgY7pfYFej
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「啊!有有有!」吳省身喘著氣道:「只是…剛才…給你們那麼…一嚇,怕是…怕是…忘得差不多了…」22Please respect copyright.PENANA1YhbMiqofo
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「那奴家回來的時候,夫君怎麼不在房裡呢?」身後的羅莉用稚氣嬌脆的聲音問道。22Please respect copyright.PENANAilU75iGnSO
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「這…啊~~~」腳心突然傳來猛烈的劇痛讓吳省身冷汗直冒,抬頭只見羅薇正美目盼兮的看著自己。22Please respect copyright.PENANAUD1Ag1F80q
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「休息,是為了走更長遠的路…」吳省身噎了口口水,乾澀勉強的說:「是人,總有累的時候…所以在寺裡頭四下走走,散散心…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAUzfH9lh3Rg
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「喔~所以夫君今天一整天都乖乖待在家裡用心向學囉?」羅薇的手勁正在慢慢變大,臉上依舊溫柔婉約的笑著說:「真是辛苦夫君了…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAsyyfJZ7c5n
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「不會…不會…」吳省身皮笑肉不笑的回道。22Please respect copyright.PENANAgnLaC7kR9D
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「可是…姊姊,奇怪呢?夫君的臉上,為什麼會有一個巴掌印呢?」耳際傳來鶯啼婉轉的聲音令吳省身頭腦陣陣發暈。22Please respect copyright.PENANAmFLjtuqCuA
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誒誒誒~那一巴掌!它還…還…還沒消嗎?22Please respect copyright.PENANARzg4g7ZW66
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「呃!嘶~噎~~啊嗚~~」吳省身急忙大喊:「啊!我…我…我招!我什麼都招!」22Please respect copyright.PENANAOtcMR7mmlO
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「其實…我好像…找到了我那意中人…」坐回到椅子上面,吳省身給自己倒了茶,一口氣咕嚕咕嚕地灌了下去,才有些不好意思地,吞吞吐吐的說了出來:「就在城隍廟那兒…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAfOMsADzWZV
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接著又費好大了一番功夫,將今天發生在城隍廟前的事,鉅細靡遺的講了一遍,…22Please respect copyright.PENANAc6KbhyYHlY
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「原來如此…」羅薇聽完,神色黯然、面帶淒楚地說:「那妾身就恭喜夫君了…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAx4pHdG81nR
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「那怎麼可能!」羅莉聽完,倒是滿臉驚訝的反問:「…夫君真的確定嗎?」22Please respect copyright.PENANAIXFvKITald
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「當然確定了!」吳省身毫不猶豫,信心滿滿的說:「長相七八成像,而且都說是遠在天邊、近在眼前了,不是她還會是誰?」22Please respect copyright.PENANAAYCy9nNT6L
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「只是不曉得為什麼…」吳省身喪氣的趴在桌上子:「她就是不肯承認,還發那麼大的牌氣…妳們說…」22Please respect copyright.PENANArdBJbbeRUM
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吳省身回過頭來,卻發現羅莉和羅薇倆人面對面跪坐在床上,正執手相望,無語凝咽…22Please respect copyright.PENANACMQlrbPOpt
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誒~妳們倆這又是在演那一齣啊?22Please respect copyright.PENANABEImaLg4C3
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只見羅莉抬起頭來,清澈的大眼睛裡,滿溢著盈盈的淚水,用稚氣嬌脆聲音問道:22Please respect copyright.PENANASCnzLYr5Ob
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「姊姊…夫君找到了意中人…是不是就不要我們了?」嬌柔的嗓音裡竟是無比的悽切。22Please respect copyright.PENANA59FV4gcbFi
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唉~這小丫頭還真愛演…22Please respect copyright.PENANAL5jA85AX7F
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羅薇也不答話,哀婉的別過頭去,慢慢的閉上眼睛,一行清淚沿著臉龐悄悄地滑落…22Please respect copyright.PENANAENzzTHfXh1
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誒誒誒~怎麼連妳也玩起來了!22Please respect copyright.PENANATBAIFKB06G
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「不會的…不會的…」羅莉轉過頭來,心慌意亂地看著吳省身,眼睛裡滿是無助與盼望。22Please respect copyright.PENANAAbBHldWBr9
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「夫君不是這種人的…是不是?」一雙靈巧的大眼睛,殷切的凝視著吳省身的眼睛,輕輕地說:「夫君…不會丟下我們不管的…對吧!對吧?」22Please respect copyright.PENANAlqaP1ubi3w
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唉~是是是…妳說的都對!妳說的都對!22Please respect copyright.PENANArDsbdvBx92
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見倆姊妹演得這麼起勁的模樣,吳省身只好苦笑著配合,走到床前,一把摟倆姊妹,輕聲說道:22Please respect copyright.PENANA2ElK7GNNYs
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「怎麼會呢!妳們吶…就像是我的一對翅膀,失去妳們,我就飛不起來了喲…」22Please respect copyright.PENANAfOyIWTczoZ
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【茶餘飯後】22Please respect copyright.PENANAruFxSgQMtH
羅莉(急):「不行!不行…一定要叫『明朝超級蘿莉傳』!」22Please respect copyright.PENANAQIvpqsiC2H
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