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大明曆‧天啟六年五月初九‧順天府王恭廠‧卯時51Please respect copyright.PENANASxVeKar66o
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臨時徵集來的民伕,忙不迭的清理著長街兩側的破磚碎瓦,不時的從廢墟中搬出支離破碎的屍體。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2JqXzy8GAH
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長長的大街上,一具具的棺材景然有序的排列著,隨處可聞哀傷掩抑的啼泣聲,四處散落隨飛飄揚的冥紙,觸目所及一片愁雲慘霧,漫天遍野儘是令人黯然神傷的生離死別。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmxxG7TH9Xc
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這條大街,以後只怕就叫作棺材胡同了…51Please respect copyright.PENANAIPJE4uOvAV
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男孩不勝唏噓的想著。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUDEkBdSKTt
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街尾新立了座木榜,上頭貼著連日來的邸報※1,以及密密麻麻的尋人啟事,一旁還擺了個字攤,代書一紙三文錢,還提供漿糊。51Please respect copyright.PENANArg1ZW9SEiQ
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看過邸報,男孩還是一頭霧水,邸報大部份的內容,都是以一個叫「王恭廠天變※2」的事件為主,發生時間是「天啟丙寅五月初六日」,頭兩個字應該是年號,年號叫天啟?51Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1FAGJ4vfE
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男孩記得的年號有漢朝的文景,唐朝的貞觀、開元,宋朝的徽欽、靖康,明朝的洪武、清朝的康熙和嘉靖…就是沒有天啟!51Please respect copyright.PENANAq9i4uTinDc
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男孩深深為自己淺薄的歷史知識感到悲哀,揪著頭髮痛苦的低吼:「啊!沒文化真可憐…」要是說有比這個更可憐的,那就是…男孩記得的年號裡,足足錯了一半!51Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5tS4q1X4k
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尋人啟事也很麻煩,行書字體、沒有句讀的一張張紙,讓人忍不住要懷疑自己是否真的識字?男孩身心飽受挫折,最後甚至將羅莉抬上肩膀,兩個人把一張張的尋人啟事當元宵燈謎,合力一路猜下去,希望多多少少能找到羅莉家裡人留下的訊息,或許還能發現只有自己才看得懂的字句…51Please respect copyright.PENANANUltu1dyws
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兩人的目光在榜上來回梭巡,始終一無所獲,只好無可奈何的頹然放棄。經過這次教訓,男孩歸納出幾個重點:51Please respect copyright.PENANAdWCw16qku4
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一、身為一個現代的知識份子,在古代的行書、草書之前,千萬別說自己認識字!51Please respect copyright.PENANAxl90deqfcu
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二、身為一個現代的知識份子,在毛筆面前千萬別說會寫字!51Please respect copyright.PENANAzZpUtTVGss
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三、現在是不知道那一個朝代的天啟幾年?51Please respect copyright.PENANA8GpLcqSCLm
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四、這裡是京城,只不過不曉得是北京?南京?洛陽?還是長安?51Please respect copyright.PENANAGiHQjV5Kah
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五、出事的地方叫王恭廠,只是還是搞不懂,到底是叫王恭的工廠?還是就叫王恭廠?51Please respect copyright.PENANAeJgEDJyzp0
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六、過來的那天,的確就是羅莉說的五月初六,端午節隔天。51Please respect copyright.PENANA2yHrjTSbwD
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男孩原本還想找個字攤,替羅莉留個訊息給家人,才又想到自己身無分文,最後不由得長歎了口氣,無奈放下肩膀上的羅莉,繼續延著當時的記憶,四下張望一路找尋…51Please respect copyright.PENANAydWf4fa9Zl
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面黃饑瘦的婦人抱著懷中已無氣息的嬰孩求人乞討,殘年老翁膝上放著子女的半截屍首嗚咽哭嚎…延著城牆走出宣武門,眼前又是另一番人間慘況。51Please respect copyright.PENANAqe4GTHqrhQ
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牆腳下到處是流離失所的難民,由於年輕精壯的大多被召去充當民伕,所以留下來的大多是老弱婦孺、傷痛殘兵,個個蓬首垢面、衣衫襤褸,或坐或?擠在路旁,等著官府救助賑濟。51Please respect copyright.PENANAsjp9KI3CUz
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見此情景,羅莉傻了般的呆站著,紅紅的眼眶裡,汨汨的淌著淚水,雙手緊拉著男孩衣服的下擺,抬起頭來,眼中滿是哀求的眼光…51Please respect copyright.PENANAgtNdJRtU0t
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誒誒誒!別用那種犯規的眼神看著我啊~51Please respect copyright.PENANAfqHj7B1x2i
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看著羅莉眼眶含淚,殷切期盼的樣子,男孩無奈的歎了口氣「好好好…我想想有什麼事情是能幫上忙的吧?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAouBNDmwGYr
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身份不明、身無分文,現在過的是寄人籬下、朝不保夕的生活。誇口說要幫助這成千上萬的難民,不啻是痴人說夢的事情。51Please respect copyright.PENANAgfU3sDUVxU
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男孩就這樣皺著眉頭傷腦筋,渾然沒注意到自己正呆呆的停在路中央。51Please respect copyright.PENANApNl76sI70K
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「喂!建民…」身後響起一個略顯年輕,卻刻意壓低嗓子的聲音。51Please respect copyright.PENANApoe1cSnIzm
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建民?找誰呀?莫非…這具身子本來的名字叫建民!這也太大眾化了一點吧?51Please respect copyright.PENANAaPC4T4IO0g
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「我叫你啊!前面那個賤民※3!」聲音裡這次帶上了怒氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAJp34waxfhx
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啊~不會是那個賤民吧?沒禮貌,有這麼叫人的嗎?快給我跟全世界的建民們道歉!51Please respect copyright.PENANAZHWeI876RG
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男孩穿著的,是借來的一襲僧衣,加上粗厚敦實的身軀,與那坊間西遊記傳版畫裡的豬八戒造型十分神似。51Please respect copyright.PENANAs1w46q9Pea
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「夫君拿把九齒釘鈀,頭上再加頂金箍就更像了。」穿上僧衣時,羅莉是這麼說的。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5XA927jzmB
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羅莉也是穿著僧衣,活像個小沙彌尼※4。被四周淒愴的景象嚇著,一雙手緊抓著男孩僧衣的後擺不放,看人只露半張臉、??磕磕跟在男孩身後。這一大一小的怪異組合走在路上,每每引來路人側目。51Please respect copyright.PENANA7mi3A1cI74
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瞧!麻煩這不就找上門來了?51Please respect copyright.PENANApz6WEcmO2B
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男孩回過身來,跟前站著的,是一個身材矮小、面帶稚容,滿臉鄙夷神色的錦衣少年,身後還跟著幾個家丁。51Please respect copyright.PENANAY8zziBGBb2
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莫名其妙的被叫成賤民,實在不是一件可以忍氣吞聲的事,所以…51Please respect copyright.PENANAcipvmZwzHD
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「喲~小朋友有什麼事嗎?」男孩語帶調侃的說。51Please respect copyright.PENANAD6dJ2SWpGZ
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「你你你…」小正太明顯不樂意了「給我過來!」一副頤指氣使的模樣。51Please respect copyright.PENANA0F7zepbU1n
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小正太身後家丁手按腰間配刀、神色不悅。看他們一臉威脅的樣子。男孩只得乖乖的遵命。51Please respect copyright.PENANAXeGmJ2mgC4
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「不準低頭看我!彎下腰來!」小正太氣沖沖的說。51Please respect copyright.PENANAUfb7Ze0WDG
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到底要幹嘛啊?男孩心中嘀咕著低下身子,臉上掛著勉強的笑容說:「這樣行了吧?小朋友~」51Please respect copyright.PENANAVEm3dAspvu
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小正太眼中怒火直冒,一把揪住男孩的衣領:「不準叫我小朋友!心裡想也不行!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAMsIsPsvcI7
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敢情好,叫我低下身子,該不會就是為了想揪住我的領子說事吧?偷瞄了一眼小正太身後的家丁,一個個憋著苦笑的樣子,男孩心中頓時明瞭,苦笑道:「是是是!我錯了…」51Please respect copyright.PENANAgDnrLmFLij
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「嗯!這還差不多,我己經是個大人了…」小正太露出滿意的神情,裝模作樣的拍拍手上的灰塵說:「我是大人…大人有大量,就不跟你計較了。」51Please respect copyright.PENANAseXOhboKAT
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小正太緊接著,故作老成的數落著男孩:「我說你啊…好手好腳的,不去城裡幫忙清理就算了!看見這邊的慘況也不曉得過去幫忙…淨杵在路上幹嘛?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAemmXPcpko8
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「我在想辨法…想辨法!你自個兒看看,這成千上萬的災民,我要就這麼赤手空拳的上去的,能幫上什麼忙…你說?」見小正太不再計較,男孩正打算立直身子…51Please respect copyright.PENANArFMO7xbMiu
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「不準比我高!」小正太又一把揪住男孩的衣領道:「藉口!推拖!身為賤民就已經夠悲慘的了,彼此間一定要互相友愛、和衷共濟,怎麼可以袖手旁觀!」51Please respect copyright.PENANA6KI3z0eXKO
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看小正太一臉氣忿的樣子,男孩反倒覺得心中昇起一股暖意。51Please respect copyright.PENANARZbeW0rmlQ
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「不過…我也知道巧婦難為無米之炊的道理…既然你有心要幫忙…」小正太萬分不捨的從袖裡拿出一個小小的荷包,吞吞吐吐的說:「我這兒有些銀錢…」51Please respect copyright.PENANAvMvhBCONp7
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誒~這莫非是傳說中的傲嬌屬性?51Please respect copyright.PENANAhvSZzr0NoK
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男孩偷瞄了小正太的喉嚨一眼,有喉結啊!怎麼會被設定成這種屬性咧?51Please respect copyright.PENANACgKOvHOW3a
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「公子…」一個陰陽怪氣的老家丁說:「這是您好不容易攢下來的…」51Please respect copyright.PENANAMzXiRyVGll
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不說還好,這一說…小正太反倒扳起一張嚴肅的臉:「住口!施捨賤民,也是我皇親貴冑恩澤天下的象徵。」接著又可憐兮兮的吩咐著:「這錢得來不易,你要好生使用…」51Please respect copyright.PENANANDQFDq6Ddv
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語畢,緊握住荷包的手筆直的遞了過來,忍痛別過頭去,再不看一眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAnQM8EhPteT
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捨不得別給不就得了?瞧你這心疼的勁!51Please respect copyright.PENANAD1sAjk9f0v
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男孩見狀不禁啞然失笑。51Please respect copyright.PENANAAN8rtMRAp5
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這小正太倒是深得打腫臉充胖子的精髓,瞧他雖然一身錦衣,但領口衣袖處多有磨損,矮小瘦弱的身材,倒似長年營養不良,想來日子過得也是不容易。51Please respect copyright.PENANA5NVRVA8K3m
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挺像是後娘養的…男孩不無惡意的揣測著。51Please respect copyright.PENANADHo6iHqsWq
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「去!小孩子家家的,這事兒那能用你的零花錢…」男孩嘴上說著,一隻卻忍不住朝小正太頭上揉了揉,這真是個好孩子啊~心裡不無疼惜的想。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYxe7YITPii
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小正太身後的家丁見狀滿臉驚駭,本人更被男孩突如其來的舉動所攝,硬生生楞了半晌才回過神來,卻只是滿臉脹得通紅,吶吶的說:「不…不準說我是小孩子!在心裡想也不準!」身後眾人聞言卻是面面相覷,相顧愕然。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVn5Rf1roLv
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「是是是…大人!大人!」男孩笑著說:「你想幫助這些人?」51Please respect copyright.PENANALpd9vvQVYN
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「嗯!」小正太毫不猶豫的點點頭,一臉認真的神情。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmWkA3jiW9B
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「我倒是有一個你能幫上大忙的好辨法,只不過…」男孩起直身子,刻意賣個關子。51Please respect copyright.PENANAf4YlVemnC7
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「教我!教我!」小正太連忙拉著男孩的衣袖,再不計較個子高矮的問題。身後的羅莉則是猛扯男孩的衣擺,一臉嗔怪的表情。51Please respect copyright.PENANASnw5w2BnXz
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時近晌午,五月時分暑分蒸騰,陣陣屍敗腐臭直逼而來,叫人心煩氣悶、直欲作嘔,一陣熱風吹來,薰得眾人頻頻皺眉,男孩略一思索,心中有了計較。51Please respect copyright.PENANAbkwwVAPdxY
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「這裡不是說話的地方,不如這樣…你請我吃午飯,我就教你怎麼幫這些人?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAPM3N7Y1tlE
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「沒問題!」估計小正太也是被薰的夠嗆,立馬爽快的答應了男孩的提議「曹總管!你去問問這附近可有什麼去處?」51Please respect copyright.PENANABe18jyaVV7
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陰陽怪氣的老家丁曹總管聞言欠身退下,還真的拉著其它幾個家丁,有板有眼的低聲討論了起來…51Please respect copyright.PENANAv7s1DnCtA9
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男孩閒來事,索性小正太面前,預先為自己開脫:「雖然說我有辨法讓你幫上那些災民,不過這事成不成,還得看你家裡面子夠不夠大…」熟料小正太馬上拍著胸脯保証:「那有什麼問題,我可是姓王!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAsqWvd3ufxQ
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男孩神色古怪的瞥了小正太一眼,不以為然的說道:「你王家在城裡勢力很大?這裡可是京城喔…俗稱天子腳下,要說這京城裡面子最大的,你說姓啥?」51Please respect copyright.PENANAT94Vhotrjp
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小正太警醒過來,這才訕訕說道:「姓朱…」旋即又補充一句:「不過我王家面子也是很大的,就差一點點…」還用拇指和食指比出一個距離。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzOx1QaosEZ
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姓朱?那就是明朝了,明朝天啟年間…聽起來怎麼像電影裡常見的開場白?51Please respect copyright.PENANAC6pyBDC5S9
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「啟稟公子!宜北坊上有間老店,店內的山洞梅花包子名聞遐邇…」那邊協商完,陰陽怪氣的曹總管興沖沖地過來稟報,有聲有色沒心沒肺的形容著。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVMi0Hzob1H
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「行行…帶路就是了!」小正太不耐煩的揮揮手,接著又面有難色的看著城牆下的災民。51Please respect copyright.PENANABAw8BmjZPX
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男孩拍拍他的肩膀:「現在過去幫忙,你可以救一個人,但是接下來還會繼續死五個人…」51Please respect copyright.PENANAZr3oZF1BKU
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「晚點再回來,第一個人會死,但是接下來的五個人卻能因此活下來…」51Please respect copyright.PENANALGG4GoE4AF
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「有時總得選一個…」男孩神情冷漠的說:「這就叫做…兩害相權取其輕!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAMbfikRFDRu
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「難道就沒有兩全其美的辨法!」小正太氣急敗壞的問。51Please respect copyright.PENANAAQWEeWjgx3
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