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第五章.銀瓶乍破水漿迸、鐵騎突出刀槍嗚
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「小莉…你說王檢那荷包裡有多少金子?」回到慈仁寺,吳省身還在念念不忘…47Please respect copyright.PENANAeo8XoTHmu6
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「夫君…錢財乃是身外之物…」羅莉吃吃的笑著說:「…就好像浮雲一樣。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAUzgu6iuXlU
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咿~~~你這小丫頭到底是在開解我,還是在調戲我?47Please respect copyright.PENANAMobycb03hi
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「不是,我是說…那麼一大筆錢的,就這麼交給一個陌生人,不是很怪嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAKwHTu5Mcrh
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當時路上人來人往的,偏偏就相中我?莫非是我虎軀一震,就能王霸之氣四溢※1,使得眾人競相膜拜?吳省身納悶的在心裡頭,分析自己掛上這個新技能的可能性。47Please respect copyright.PENANAjmRzRXRlVc
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「不是喲…」羅莉搖著小小的頭說:「夫君把妾身抬上肩時,王公子他們就注意到我們了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfIBrgNChRU
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那倒也是,扛著小丫頭站在那兒,想來也是極為顯眼的。47Please respect copyright.PENANAzCrgvVmi7N
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「那時夫君忙著猜字,沒有注意到。」羅莉歪頭思索的說:「奴家記得…那時王小公子纏著曹總管說…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAzqaq01oRnk
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「來人!去將那豬八戒帶過來…吾也要騎那天蓬元帥上西天取經!」羅莉活靈活現的模仿王檢語氣說著。47Please respect copyright.PENANACaX3rsZNL7
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敢情是被當成交通工具了!這小丫頭怎麼滿臉狡黠的笑容?47Please respect copyright.PENANABlyLLyNaqa
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「那時人聲嘈雜的,妳怎麼聽得那麼清楚?」可別被唬弄了…47Please respect copyright.PENANAuvOxbSREAs
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「那個…妾身自幼修習武功,耳目比一般人靈敏的多…」羅莉吞吞吐吐的,更是啟人疑竇。47Please respect copyright.PENANAZcDXg5qgSb
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「哄我是吧!」吳省身手指揪住羅莉的耳朵:「還修習武功咧!我看是兔子修煉成精…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAnuwWgiv3tV
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羅莉正要縮身,耳朵卻叫吳省身給拏住,連忙嘻笑求饒:「哎喲!不敢了…夫君饒命…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAeXr2vCVnhw
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入手滑膩軟?,吳省身更加不敢用力,只是揉搓著小耳珠說:「我瞧瞧是不是長了兔耳朵來著?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAQgIteZyEgr
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羅莉羞的渾身發軟、滿臉通紅,氣喘吁吁的說:「相…夫君…別…別揉…好癢…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAQDWnAcF5g8
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「看妳還敢不敢!」手指捏著羅莉柔軟滑?的小耳朵,一邊調笑著推門進房…47Please respect copyright.PENANA1v6syC4tZm
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理當空無一人的房間裡,一身白衣勝雪的陌生女子,正對著房門,面若寒霜的坐在椅子上,桌上放著一柄無鞘的長劍,一隻纖纖玉手正按在劍柄上…47Please respect copyright.PENANAZPDIjRISvY
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現在是什麼狀況?吳省身傻傻的楞在一旁,47Please respect copyright.PENANAjmCgJcspiI
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倒是耳朵還被捏住的羅莉,在僵直了半晌後,渾身瑟瑟發抖,惶惶不安的喊了一聲:47Please respect copyright.PENANAxkdEMMhRfh
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「姊姊?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAdf7QYqIGje
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「姊姊!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAFDAhTjulIM
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猥瑣大叔調戲小蘿莉,被捉了個現行?吳省身嚇得連忙縮手,忙不迭的說道:「別誤會…別誤會!我們只是玩玩…」47Please respect copyright.PENANA4g6iVT4cLk
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「玩玩?」陌生女子聞言,鐵青的臉上怒容更甚,手按長劍正要起身,卻被一把撲上去的羅莉抱住!47Please respect copyright.PENANAtYzBPy1yfl
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「姊姊~姊姊…嗚嗚嗚…醒來就不見…嗚嗚…」羅莉開始哭哭啼啼,哇啦哇啦的訴泣…47Please respect copyright.PENANAMUYmbRGFcp
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陌生女子一邊輕聲細語的撫慰羅莉,纖纖玉手漫不經心的一揮,吳省身背後的房門竟啪一聲的關上!47Please respect copyright.PENANArhFyzBrDOd
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這什麼!法術?還是武功?世上真有這種東西!吳省身不敢置信的看著眼前的一幕…47Please respect copyright.PENANAXicxT15Vzk
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陌生女子抬起頭來冷聲命令:「把門拴上!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAgmeeIp5p5i
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「噢!」吳省身乖乖的聽命行事,拴上房門時才突然想起…47Please respect copyright.PENANAOwzu595xMT
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拐帶蘿莉的猥瑣大叔,和手持長劍的蘿莉姊姊,孤男寡女、共處一室,這月黑風高、夜深人靜的,正是殺人滅口的良辰吉日…想到這裡,吳省身就手腳冰冷,悉悉嗦嗦的直冒冷汗…47Please respect copyright.PENANAKJcWg5Yl0y
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卻見姊姊大人看似艱難的抬起手來,倏地一揮,吳省身覺得胸前一陣涼意…47Please respect copyright.PENANAUQWuk1Dqyp
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「說!你是誰…強擄我妹妹,想要對她做什麼!」低頭一看,隔大老遠的,僧衣前襟竟然被劃出一道長長的裂口。47Please respect copyright.PENANAkj8wfpBeLC
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生死攸關,吳省身決定據實以告,於是一臉正色,語氣嚴肅的說:「其實,我是出生在四百年後的人,同心上人私奔來到了古代…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAMrTGmokG0m
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之前雖然覺得每次被人問起來歷,都得這麼說一次,會把人累死。但累死總比橫死好,於是接著又將來到明朝之後的事,詳詳細細的說了一遍…47Please respect copyright.PENANA5Uc2ox31YC
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吳省身說著,沒注意到姊姊大人的臉色愈發猙獰,冰冷的眼神殺機騰騰:「謊話連篇…這等荒謬幼稚的故事想騙誰!」說著,一隻玉手又慢慢的抬了起來…47Please respect copyright.PENANAqiWzObZqqK
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誒~實話實說居然不行???47Please respect copyright.PENANA3ccWTyldfl
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「啊~不!其實…清醒過來時,就發覺自己站在一片癈墟中間,之前的事通通不記得…我想我應該是得了失魂癥,所以…所以…」吳省身低著頭,惶恐不安的說著。47Please respect copyright.PENANAzlfMnEkrFi
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姊姊大人反倒是一下收歛了殺氣,抬起的玉手也啪一聲的重重落下,47Please respect copyright.PENANA46A0GpcFQC
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離譜的實話?靠譜的謊言?到底是誰比較少根筋?吳省身突然覺得很糾結…47Please respect copyright.PENANAwvNMhaqCC6
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見姊姊大人好半晌沒有聲音,吳省身忍不住偷偷抬起頭來瞄了一下,眼前的一幕剎時嚇得他魂飛天外。47Please respect copyright.PENANAUGcvHSUUyK
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房內昏黃的燈光裡,姊姊大人緊閉著雙眼,蒼白的嘴唇掛著一絲詭異的笑容,鐵青的面孔毫無血色,身軀一陣微顫後,一絲嫣紅自嘴色滲了出來…47Please respect copyright.PENANAwYElBt4NEZ
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接下來呢?是雙眼張開,眼角流出血淚?還是兩隻眼珠一片漆黑?或者張開嘴巴露出尖尖的獠牙?吳省身腦中一陣胡思亂想,兩眼直盯著姊姊大人的臉,打算一有不對勁就奪門而出、落荒而逃。47Please respect copyright.PENANAfbv2XMcnpP
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「姊姊!姊姊…妳怎麼了!」羅莉的驚呼讓吳省身回過神來「夫君快來幫忙!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAujwGPdzJ78
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「一點小傷…不礙事的…」姊姊大人睜開雙眼,溫柔的摸著羅莉的頭,旋即又用冷冰冰的口吻說:「不準過來…踏上前一步就殺了你!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAuE780JC4wh
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不用幫忙?吳省身見姊姊大人一臉戒備的樣子…那我退後一點,妳總可以比較安心了吧?47Please respect copyright.PENANA4LszOpm0NL
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「不準後退…想逃就殺了你!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAQh5mYUAyEI
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進也不行退也不是?姊姊大人妳想怎樣倒是說啊?吳省身心裡嘀咕著,束手無策的呆站原地…47Please respect copyright.PENANAG9nNinwUs3
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姊姊大人抬起頭來,一雙漆黑空洞的大眼珠冷冷的盯著吳省身說:47Please respect copyright.PENANAcxPE7D4tES
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「你現在動也不動的,是不是在想趁我受傷之際,將我制伏?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfuakR8frHT
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沒錯…是挺想的!47Please respect copyright.PENANAao3xclUJgn
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「再用繩索將我綑綁起來,藉機上下其手,擺出那羞人的姿態…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAMsUC61fbvU
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喂喂喂~妳描寫的很是詳細,但我還沒想到那裡啊…47Please respect copyright.PENANA3Lpd5gmlI3
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「最後再脅迫我,與你行那苟且之事!而且,連我妹妹也不放過………你這個禽獸!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfSripDDkmT
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說到激動之處,姊姊大人捂嘴猛咳,臉上泛起一陣病態的潮紅…47Please respect copyright.PENANAI9mDLsF1Ea
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嗚嗚……居然被罵禽獸了!最重要的是,我什麼都沒作啊!!!47Please respect copyright.PENANAVHVlU1Bgnk
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吳省身欲哭無淚,氣沖沖的走到臉盆架前,一把扯下上頭的手絹,沾水擰乾遞給羅莉,咬牙切齒的說:「給她擦擦!血淋淋的嚇死人了!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAjCdLUCoyXL
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羅莉接過手絹,輕手輕腳在姊姊大人的臉上擦拭起來,擦到嘴角處,手絹沾上血跡渲染開來,鮮紅一片格外顯目。47Please respect copyright.PENANAsGUOjGhYHV
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姊姊大人仍舊逞強的說道:「你不要以為這樣,就可以玷污我們姊妹清白的身子!我作鬼也不會放過你的!」47Please respect copyright.PENANA9DC5Yw7ANu
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吳省身搶過羅莉手上的手絹,沒好氣的說:「是是是!妳再逞強,還沒被玷污就會先去作鬼了!」一邊還搖著手絹,提醒姊姊大人注意自己的傷勢…47Please respect copyright.PENANAU777S1KhAI
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不料姊姊大人看見手絹上的鮮血,兩眼一翻白,竟自暈了過去,一旁的吳省身連忙攙住,不明所以的問:「這又怎麼啦?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA22oXQID7Gl
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只見羅莉調皮的一吐舌頭,尷尬的說:「姊姊見不得鮮血…」47Please respect copyright.PENANA2QYEWXb3yZ
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吳省身呆呆的看著眼這個提劍要砍要殺的姊姊大人,竟然是個暈血的?47Please respect copyright.PENANAyt6FBYHmfh
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「你姊總是這樣?」吳省身難以置信的問。47Please respect copyright.PENANA4ijtf9bShS
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「不是…姊姊…很少受傷,所以一受傷就會驚慌失措…」羅莉說著:「夫君,先幫妾身把姊姊抬到床上去…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAejJdYFa9JJ
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「那平常呢?我是說,遇到那些心懷不軌的人時?」吳省身不放心的追問。47Please respect copyright.PENANA8hcfXNdF9t
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「一巴掌拍死囉!」羅莉毫不在意的說出讓人驚心動魄的答案。47Please respect copyright.PENANAWeLgH1pTUG
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吳省身伸出的手連忙縮了回來,一臉戒備的問羅莉:「我這樣碰下去,不會又是什麼肌膚之親、玷污清白什麼的吧?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAM80vlYbw8U
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只見羅莉嬌蠻的道:「當然不是!夫君已經是奴家的了!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAfhcrwafKPo
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吳省身無言的歎了口氣,和羅莉兩個人七手八腳的將姊姊大人攙扶到床上,打從回房至今,足足折騰了大半夜,如今總算可以歇口氣。47Please respect copyright.PENANAdMCZ2k0seU
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吳省身乏力似的斜倚在矮几上,一雙眼珠賊兮兮的打量著床上的佳人,姊姊大人年約二八※2,容貌溫柔婉約,與嬌俏甜美的蘿莉大不相同,巍峨的胸懷格外引人側目。47Please respect copyright.PENANA8029wo7HUg
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彷彿感受到吳省身邪惡的眼神,睡夢中的姊姊大人伸手捉緊胸襟,端莊秀麗的臉龐雙眉緊蹙,顯然十分痛苦的模樣…47Please respect copyright.PENANAC9xPB30QOP
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羅莉坐在床上,拿著濕手絹不住的在姊姊大人的額頭上擦拭,希望藉此減輕她的痛苦。47Please respect copyright.PENANAf1CR1Ec16q
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「妳姊叫什麼名字?」吳省身百無聊賴,有一搭沒一搭的同羅莉閒聊著。47Please respect copyright.PENANAWfqZoXnwEh
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「大家都叫姊姊仙子…」仙子?不說話時是挺像的…不過事實上,應該羅剎叫比較切題。47Please respect copyright.PENANAMhrk73o7Tc
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「不過二娘和爹都管姊姊叫小薇。」這麼說來,姊姊大人的全名應該是叫羅薇囉?47Please respect copyright.PENANAX8ez0fecgk
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嗯?二娘…羅莉的娘貌似叫大夫人?「那你娘怎麼叫?」吳省身遲疑的問道。47Please respect copyright.PENANACcz3cY0zvF
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「狐狸精生的小婊子!」羅莉不假思索的回答。47Please respect copyright.PENANARiWiC4l1cf
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啊啊~果然是!大宅門內是非多啊…47Please respect copyright.PENANAd9orJoGXAX
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「那~妳們姊妹感情好嗎?」吳省身不放心的問。47Please respect copyright.PENANAidaRgmQgVl
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「很好啊!還記得小時候,姊姊總是會帶我去山上打老虎…」羅莉天真爛漫的回答。47Please respect copyright.PENANAWMDS5gXrh9
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吳省身聽得一身冷汗,不敢再問下去,生怕聽到什麼駭人聽聞的事情。47Please respect copyright.PENANAHvj5W2tD04
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倒是羅莉,人雖然坐邊床邊細心的照看著羅薇,但時不時的轉身偷瞄吳省身,不時瞅著羅薇的胸口發呆,一會兒又低頭看著胸前,一副坐立難安的模樣。47Please respect copyright.PENANAAihKay60O2
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「怎麼啦?」吳省身不解的問。47Please respect copyright.PENANAmKP0DVhBmy
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羅莉一開始面有難色,嘆了口氣才下定決心的說:「妾身想通了!嫉妒乃七出之罪,夫君喜歡姊姊,可以將她收作二房…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAK443906DD6
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唷!還真是個貼心的小丫頭,不過妳可以把這份殷勤勁兒使在別的地方不?47Please respect copyright.PENANAHepYYzw5Al
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見吳省身不答話,羅莉逕自從櫃子裡翻出一綑繩子,遞了過來…47Please respect copyright.PENANA7W6XXKSelf
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「拿繩子作啥?」吳省身覺得自己的頭上冒出斗大的問號。47Please respect copyright.PENANAN6jRasSg5w
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羅莉驀地俏臉一紅,羞澀扭捏的說:「夫君不是想把姊姊綑綁起來,藉機上下其手,擺出那羞人的姿態,行那苟且之事…還要妾身也…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAnNKMLJliOV
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啊啊~~這對姊妹根本就是壞掉了啊!47Please respect copyright.PENANAEWSLTQvL5R
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「少那邊給我胡思亂想!」隨手賞了羅莉一個爆粟※3,草草打發過去,吳省身開始端詳起羅薇帶來的那柄兇器,長劍看起來做工精細,應該十分值錢,劍身密佈細膩的花紋,燈光之下宛若流水,劍身篆刻清泓二字,想來是以此為名,劍鞘不知所蹤,不曉失落何處。47Please respect copyright.PENANA0TXkL7NEoS
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可惜,少了劍鞘價值大打折扣,渾然沒有察覺自己鑽進錢眼裡的吳省身,正不勝唏噓的感慨著。回想起進房那一幕,吳省身就覺得頭痛,武功?47Please respect copyright.PENANAaLGUysDULs
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這種感覺就好像拼著一幅風景照的拼圖,眼看即將完成之際,突然發現手上這一片,明顯是西洋油畫?47Please respect copyright.PENANAQpoIahzG3F
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將昏昏欲睡的羅莉搬上床,吳省身倚在矮几上苦思不得結果,忙活了一整天,筋疲力量的他,眼睛不知不覺的闔了起來…47Please respect copyright.PENANAy4yvojDbX1
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【茶餘飯後】47Please respect copyright.PENANA48NK3lcHgX
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吳省身(疑惑):「小莉…你姊會武功?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA96nxPyPofS
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羅莉(得意):「嗯!天下第三,一巴掌拍死一頭牛!」47Please respect copyright.PENANA3NWCjlWWwU
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吳省身(疑惑):「那天下第二是?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAYB2Mm58zMo
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羅莉(驕傲):「爹爹!一巴掌拍死姊姊…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAxVuUtjtjHI
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吳省身(歎氣):「天下第一是你娘,一巴掌拍死你爹,對吧!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbLv8nPujL1
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【說文解字】47Please respect copyright.PENANAdKCgwZlEy8
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※1 虎軀一震,王霸之氣四溢:在武俠小說裡的一種特殊能力,主角在抖動身體後可以放射出不明的氣體,接觸者將會自心理層面上失去扺抗能力,從而成為主角的附庸;一般用來帶過不合常理的降伏情節使用。47Please respect copyright.PENANA254x0xQtRy
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※2 二八:二乘八等於十六,中國文士不可思議謎題之一,古代文士貌似喜歡算術,卻又貌似只會算三道題目,第二道是乘法的雙十年華,第三道是除法的年近半百。47Please respect copyright.PENANAc2jHbHwG0i
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※3 爆粟:一種以手指敲頭的高難度動作,必需聲音響亮但並無太大傷害,用來表示生氣卻又不想傷害對象的親暱動作,因為和炒栗子爆裂的聲音相仿而得名。47Please respect copyright.PENANAHe2kuzjQdR
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