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第五章.銀瓶乍破水漿迸、鐵騎突出刀槍嗚
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不料姊姊大人看見手絹上的鮮血,兩眼一翻白,竟自暈了過去,一旁的吳省身連忙攙住,不明所以的問:「這又怎麼啦?」55Please respect copyright.PENANAYpbF5GqMW7
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「不是…姊姊…很少受傷,所以一受傷就會驚慌失措…」羅莉說著:「夫君,先幫妾身把姊姊抬到床上去…」55Please respect copyright.PENANApKH5rhv871
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「那平常呢?我是說,遇到那些心懷不軌的人時?」吳省身不放心的追問。55Please respect copyright.PENANA8Z63YV7Laj
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「一巴掌拍死囉!」羅莉毫不在意的說出讓人驚心動魄的答案。55Please respect copyright.PENANA18vHhms7D0
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吳省身伸出的手連忙縮了回來,一臉戒備的問羅莉:「我這樣碰下去,不會又是什麼肌膚之親、玷污清白什麼的吧?」55Please respect copyright.PENANAU2KB8cSDkZ
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只見羅莉嬌蠻的道:「當然不是!夫君已經是奴家的了!」55Please respect copyright.PENANAFtYMwXIEIS
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吳省身無言的歎了口氣,和羅莉兩個人七手八腳的將姊姊大人攙扶到床上,打從回房至今,足足折騰了大半夜,如今總算可以歇口氣。55Please respect copyright.PENANAYK0triPUpt
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吳省身乏力似的斜倚在矮几上,一雙眼珠賊兮兮的打量著床上的佳人,姊姊大人年約二八※2,容貌溫柔婉約,與嬌俏甜美的蘿莉大不相同,巍峨的胸懷格外引人側目。55Please respect copyright.PENANAVjvFVERNhc
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彷彿感受到吳省身邪惡的眼神,睡夢中的姊姊大人伸手捉緊胸襟,端莊秀麗的臉龐雙眉緊蹙,顯然十分痛苦的模樣…55Please respect copyright.PENANANWFMIcKqQs
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羅莉坐在床上,拿著濕手絹不住的在姊姊大人的額頭上擦拭,希望藉此減輕她的痛苦。55Please respect copyright.PENANAjOckiEC7y2
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「妳姊叫什麼名字?」吳省身百無聊賴,有一搭沒一搭的同羅莉閒聊著。55Please respect copyright.PENANAAtl69hL142
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「大家都叫姊姊仙子…」仙子?不說話時是挺像的…不過事實上,應該羅剎叫比較切題。55Please respect copyright.PENANAdSZTFI5p9V
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「不過二娘和爹都管姊姊叫小薇。」這麼說來,姊姊大人的全名應該是叫羅薇囉?55Please respect copyright.PENANARtK4N2Jqai
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嗯?二娘…羅莉的娘貌似叫大夫人?「那你娘怎麼叫?」吳省身遲疑的問道。55Please respect copyright.PENANAsLMOSV5DXa
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「狐狸精生的小婊子!」羅莉不假思索的回答。55Please respect copyright.PENANAFa2F3In97x
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啊啊~果然是!大宅門內是非多啊…55Please respect copyright.PENANA4Z0P4NRNd2
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「那~妳們姊妹感情好嗎?」吳省身不放心的問。55Please respect copyright.PENANA5GNRuFNziK
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「很好啊!還記得小時候,姊姊總是會帶我去山上打老虎…」羅莉天真爛漫的回答。55Please respect copyright.PENANAJYVMDYu17C
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吳省身聽得一身冷汗,不敢再問下去,生怕聽到什麼駭人聽聞的事情。55Please respect copyright.PENANAycBz2FmUtA
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倒是羅莉,人雖然坐邊床邊細心的照看著羅薇,但時不時的轉身偷瞄吳省身,不時瞅著羅薇的胸口發呆,一會兒又低頭看著胸前,一副坐立難安的模樣。55Please respect copyright.PENANAWyhJqLodlH
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「怎麼啦?」吳省身不解的問。55Please respect copyright.PENANAX5FTRjRmlZ
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羅莉一開始面有難色,嘆了口氣才下定決心的說:「妾身想通了!嫉妒乃七出之罪,夫君喜歡姊姊,可以將她收作二房…」55Please respect copyright.PENANAYUcztefQ8I
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唷!還真是個貼心的小丫頭,不過妳可以把這份殷勤勁兒使在別的地方不?55Please respect copyright.PENANAq5hIOHtdUP
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見吳省身不答話,羅莉逕自從櫃子裡翻出一綑繩子,遞了過來…55Please respect copyright.PENANAUSUALLTD7f
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「拿繩子作啥?」吳省身覺得自己的頭上冒出斗大的問號。55Please respect copyright.PENANAD69PFC4Vsd
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羅莉驀地俏臉一紅,羞澀扭捏的說:「夫君不是想把姊姊綑綁起來,藉機上下其手,擺出那羞人的姿態,行那苟且之事…還要妾身也…」55Please respect copyright.PENANAETiVB6C5kx
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啊啊~~這對姊妹根本就是壞掉了啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAUeqOOcAIPI
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「少那邊給我胡思亂想!」隨手賞了羅莉一個爆粟※3,草草打發過去,吳省身開始端詳起羅薇帶來的那柄兇器,長劍看起來做工精細,應該十分值錢,劍身密佈細膩的花紋,燈光之下宛若流水,劍身篆刻清泓二字,想來是以此為名,劍鞘不知所蹤,不曉失落何處。55Please respect copyright.PENANAXsO7iuJmpc
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可惜,少了劍鞘價值大打折扣,渾然沒有察覺自己鑽進錢眼裡的吳省身,正不勝唏噓的感慨著。回想起進房那一幕,吳省身就覺得頭痛,武功?55Please respect copyright.PENANAz46SZIYCOj
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這種感覺就好像拼著一幅風景照的拼圖,眼看即將完成之際,突然發現手上這一片,明顯是西洋油畫?55Please respect copyright.PENANA9IxzxmL85B
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將昏昏欲睡的羅莉搬上床,吳省身倚在矮几上苦思不得結果,忙活了一整天,筋疲力量的他,眼睛不知不覺的闔了起來…55Please respect copyright.PENANAQ34Eam8UJy
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【茶餘飯後】55Please respect copyright.PENANA7jCdbCVaeK
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吳省身(疑惑):「小莉…你姊會武功?」55Please respect copyright.PENANAtns0X0nJ8s
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羅莉(得意):「嗯!天下第三,一巴掌拍死一頭牛!」55Please respect copyright.PENANAkYwoDGLMBu
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吳省身(疑惑):「那天下第二是?」55Please respect copyright.PENANAlINXVYAR8O
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羅莉(驕傲):「爹爹!一巴掌拍死姊姊…」55Please respect copyright.PENANABBc4C950Sd
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吳省身(歎氣):「天下第一是你娘,一巴掌拍死你爹,對吧!」55Please respect copyright.PENANAtdcZBPGmCh
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【說文解字】55Please respect copyright.PENANARXZEVVCvNL
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※1 虎軀一震,王霸之氣四溢:在武俠小說裡的一種特殊能力,主角在抖動身體後可以放射出不明的氣體,接觸者將會自心理層面上失去扺抗能力,從而成為主角的附庸;一般用來帶過不合常理的降伏情節使用。55Please respect copyright.PENANAjpnvtZFy0x
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※2 二八:二乘八等於十六,中國文士不可思議謎題之一,古代文士貌似喜歡算術,卻又貌似只會算三道題目,第二道是乘法的雙十年華,第三道是除法的年近半百。55Please respect copyright.PENANAMtKZsmP9Jr
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※3 爆粟:一種以手指敲頭的高難度動作,必需聲音響亮但並無太大傷害,用來表示生氣卻又不想傷害對象的親暱動作,因為和炒栗子爆裂的聲音相仿而得名。55Please respect copyright.PENANAqAoqfjlSP9
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