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超武俠大戰:白蓮明王黑帝師
Writer 稽誕
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超武俠大戰:白蓮明王黑帝師
超武俠大戰:白蓮明王黑帝師
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白蓮明王黑帝師‧吳省身,出身、來歷不明,自云為千年後之異人…

在朝為崇禎帝師,坊間傳聞,吾皇未登大寶之前,時於大街淚奔而去,據稱便是那吳省身所為,吾皇登基之後,吳省身更是屢屢獻策,賠款割地、喪權辱國,結黨營私、霸凌同袍…

在野為白蓮教當世明王,殺官造反、無惡不作,姦淫擄掠、無所不為,江湖中人引以為恥,豪門大戶聞之色變…

別號:溜鳥大俠、蘿莉獵人、天蓬元帥、御姊殺手、綑縛聖手、青樓人販、軟飯之王、薄倖浪子、詔獄軟蛋、白蓮之恥、腹黑帝師、吐槽霸王…等十餘種

江湖傳聞,吳省身習有四十八手絕藝,中招者將遍嚐那蝕骨、欲罷不能、求生不得、求死的滋味…

當事人自稱:誒誒誒…夠了喔!我只不過是一個家庭教師罷了…

歷史聲明:

本書撰寫過程中,一切史實皆依中國歷史學者柳煙澤、韓國歷史學家申采浩之共同主張進行研究考據,並經美國Huntretan Career College校長與世界歷史學者Paul Kim專業認証,貸真賈實、童叟吾欺、如有雷同、純屬巧合。

編按:看起來很像正統歷史小說吧?別逗了,認真你就輸了!


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