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HOW TO: WRITE A STORY
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No Plagiarism!khP3xuoumtZirtcyCA5zposted on PENANA

This guide will teach you the fundamentals of writing critically acclaimed novel's alongside some very useful tips all written by the famous author Hybrid Kitten who has written master pieces such as A Cat's Life.copyright protection291PENANANRL7Y8gaI1

This guide also feature tips and experiences of other great authors. Who you ask? No clue. I'm yet to interview any.copyright protection291PENANA92jY6RtulP


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If you are not yet aware this is primarily a parody of idea of a novelist guide so please do not take everything you read seriously.copyright protection291PENANA1JVNRUV74D

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There will be some very basic realistic tips that will totally not be stolen from Wikihow.     copyright protection291PENANAve1EER0CjW

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Having more than one note on authors note on page from the same writer is unprofessional. copyright protection291PENANAHONoh0aBGs

FOURTH NOTE:copyright protection291PENANAhcGjQlaQXt

And its kind of a dick move wasting the readers time. copyright protection291PENANANDNtdV0IZF

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There should never be a drastic name change towards the end of naming stuff.copyright protection291PENANAIEYpXPK8GI

SIXTH NOTE:copyright protection291PENANABtlpXylXhk

If you have more than 5 NOTES on one page you should give up making novels. I mean seriously. copyright protection291PENANADz18F7TLnh

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This is NOTE 7-11: you can buy drinks here and mouldy bread.copyright protection291PENANAYDuj2rSnp9

NOTE TWELVE:copyright protection291PENANAI3JKbpS5af

If you don't proofread your writing then seriously, man, proofread you work! No one's gonna take you seriously if you don't.copyright protection291PENANAmIlieRcz7e

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Comments ( 22 )

Undel - This is going to be awesome. I can tell.

Shout out to @ShadowBobcat10 for that sneaky editing~
10 months agoreply

ShadowBobcat10 - Thanks. I'm kind of the unofficial Hybrid beta-reader, and I suppose if I add something that's funny, Hybrid doesn't mind so far... (Unofficial because only when I feel like it.)
10 months agoreply

Undel - @ShadowBobcat10, Haha! He never notices when I suggest things when I've edited for him. :)
10 months agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - @CaitlinJHunter, I do notice i just don't have a care in the world 
10 months agoreply

ShadowBobcat10 - @Hybrid Kitten, That's what I figured, Hybrid :P
10 months agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - @ShadowBobcat10, i'm glad your a fast learner 
10 months agoreply

Starling - ;-; I want to learn how to write masterpieces like A Cat's Life, but my school has blocked the next issue of your amazing guide.
10 months agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - Oh cause i used the word twit i guess
10 months agoreply

ShadowBobcat10 - @Hybrid Kitten, I will sound innocent and naïve (two things that I am usually not), but what does "twit" mean, anyway?
10 months agoreply

Flow - I approve
10 months agoreply

Lata - This is going to be great. I can see it. 
10 months agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - Oh my gosh, this is beautiful.
10 months agoreply

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