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HOW TO: WRITE A STORY
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No Plagiarism!4ClMt97IgfE6gy1clVkdposted on PENANA

This guide will teach you the fundamentals of writing critically acclaimed novel's alongside some very useful tips all written by the famous author Hybrid Kitten who has written master pieces such as A Cat's Life.copyright protection548PENANAXXhaOJ9z29

This guide also feature tips and experiences of other great authors. Who you ask? No clue. I'm yet to interview any.copyright protection548PENANAU7LgUep1XF


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If you are not yet aware this is primarily a parody of idea of a novelist guide so please do not take everything you read seriously.copyright protection548PENANAJH21RQK0qN

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There will be some very basic realistic tips that will totally not be stolen from Wikihow.     copyright protection548PENANAG8LtFVhqq0

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Having more than one note on authors note on page from the same writer is unprofessional. copyright protection548PENANAKLbFHMvSOm

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And its kind of a dick move wasting the readers time. copyright protection548PENANAf6jXEux4r7

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There should never be a drastic name change towards the end of naming stuff.copyright protection548PENANAJvadi9o0oZ

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If you have more than 5 NOTES on one page you should give up making novels. I mean seriously. copyright protection548PENANAgIA9MsKEOd

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This is NOTE 7-11: you can buy drinks here and mouldy bread.copyright protection548PENANA9cGeFiYErN

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If you don't proofread your writing then seriously, man, proofread you work! No one's gonna take you seriously if you don't.copyright protection548PENANAQhtzMeBqoD

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Comments ( 23 )

Naerie - This is going to be awesome. I can tell.

Shout out to @ShadowBobcat10 for that sneaky editing~
1 year agoreply

ShadowBobcat10 - Thanks. I'm kind of the unofficial Hybrid beta-reader, and I suppose if I add something that's funny, Hybrid doesn't mind so far... (Unofficial because only when I feel like it.)
1 year agoreply

Naerie - @ShadowBobcat10, Haha! He never notices when I suggest things when I've edited for him. :)
1 year agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - @CaitlinJHunter, I do notice i just don't have a care in the world 
1 year agoreply

ShadowBobcat10 - @Hybrid Kitten, That's what I figured, Hybrid :P
1 year agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - @ShadowBobcat10, i'm glad your a fast learner 
1 year agoreply

Starling - ;-; I want to learn how to write masterpieces like A Cat's Life, but my school has blocked the next issue of your amazing guide.
1 year agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - Oh cause i used the word twit i guess
1 year agoreply

ShadowBobcat10 - @Hybrid Kitten, I will sound innocent and naïve (two things that I am usually not), but what does "twit" mean, anyway?
1 year agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - @ShadowBobcat10, I can't believe I never answered this question

a silly or foolish person.

or

tease or taunt (someone), especially in a good-humoured way



its often confused with twat which is a female body part unless you are using in the slang way like i do which is the same as twit  
9 months agoreply

Flow - I approve
1 year agoreply

Lata - This is going to be great. I can see it. 
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - Oh my gosh, this is beautiful.
1 year agoreply

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