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The Hybrid Cat
No Plagiarism!dHuRROXM1Vp6UGZOOzMgposted on PENANA

This guide will teach you the fundamentals of writing critically acclaimed novel's alongside some very useful tips all written by the famous author Hybrid Kitten who has written master pieces such as A Cat's Life.copyright protection447PENANA2Yy52Pz7Si

This guide also feature tips and experiences of other great authors. Who you ask? No clue. I'm yet to interview any.copyright protection447PENANAo50TWRHTDI

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If you are not yet aware this is primarily a parody of idea of a novelist guide so please do not take everything you read seriously.copyright protection447PENANAOqjmvmb5t3

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There will be some very basic realistic tips that will totally not be stolen from Wikihow.     copyright protection447PENANAbOV1yEP7cd

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Having more than one note on authors note on page from the same writer is unprofessional. copyright protection447PENANACDtL1eRgHQ

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And its kind of a dick move wasting the readers time. copyright protection447PENANAXMXCykMGT2

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There should never be a drastic name change towards the end of naming stuff.copyright protection447PENANAZ7zEctSXdd

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If you have more than 5 NOTES on one page you should give up making novels. I mean seriously. copyright protection447PENANACwChhTYg2W

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This is NOTE 7-11: you can buy drinks here and mouldy bread.copyright protection447PENANAL8pM0dkcNz

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If you don't proofread your writing then seriously, man, proofread you work! No one's gonna take you seriously if you don't.copyright protection447PENANACzTG6zX68b

Comments ( 23 )

Undel - This is going to be awesome. I can tell.

Shout out to @ShadowBobcat10 for that sneaky editing~
1 year agoreply

ShadowBobcat10 - Thanks. I'm kind of the unofficial Hybrid beta-reader, and I suppose if I add something that's funny, Hybrid doesn't mind so far... (Unofficial because only when I feel like it.)
1 year agoreply

Undel - @ShadowBobcat10, Haha! He never notices when I suggest things when I've edited for him. :)
1 year agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - @CaitlinJHunter, I do notice i just don't have a care in the world 
1 year agoreply

ShadowBobcat10 - @Hybrid Kitten, That's what I figured, Hybrid :P
1 year agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - @ShadowBobcat10, i'm glad your a fast learner 
1 year agoreply

Starling - ;-; I want to learn how to write masterpieces like A Cat's Life, but my school has blocked the next issue of your amazing guide.
1 year agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - Oh cause i used the word twit i guess
1 year agoreply

ShadowBobcat10 - @Hybrid Kitten, I will sound innocent and naïve (two things that I am usually not), but what does "twit" mean, anyway?
1 year agoreply

The Hybrid Cat - @ShadowBobcat10, I can't believe I never answered this question

a silly or foolish person.


tease or taunt (someone), especially in a good-humoured way

its often confused with twat which is a female body part unless you are using in the slang way like i do which is the same as twit  
5 months agoreply

Flow - I approve
1 year agoreply

Lata - This is going to be great. I can see it. 
1 year agoreply

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - Oh my gosh, this is beautiful.
1 year agoreply

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