OK, so admit it, there must have been one time in your small miserable life (sorry, the truth hurts) that you sat on the toilet waiting for the shit that hasn’t come for the past three days, pondering the most pondered question, why are we here and what is our purpose? And as you get thinking your rectum feels like it’s going to explode and a massive ball of turd takes a dive in the water splashing your ass. And because of that your mind was completely wiped due to that thing you gave birth to in all its stinking-undigested food glory. Business done you amble off back to your daily grind. Well now it’s my turn, so shut up, take your hand out from your pants and straighten up, I got some shit to say