在執完12小時的大夜班班後,我一臉睡意的騎車回家,現在是凌晨四點,一整條中正路都沒有什麼人影,本來橙色路燈規律的來回交錯,但在經過仁德區的時候突然變得一片漆黑,難道這邊停電了嗎?373Please respect copyright.PENANAwJjIThkhif
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現在僅僅只能依靠車頭燈在前方照明,我的雙眼也逐漸適應周圍的黑暗,今天一直都很衰,跟同事約定好跟他換班,結果機台一直壞掉,現在連路燈都壞掉了嗎?難道我是什麼很賤的人嗎?373Please respect copyright.PENANA2JZAsLNrCL
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突然間眼前出現一個紅色身影,那是一個達摩祖師騎著巨牛出現在眼前,好險我及時反應閃過他,閃過他後我回頭怒視那個差點害我出車禍的元兇。373Please respect copyright.PENANAOQ7y5ChNcU
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達摩祖師頭一歪雙手做出貓貓拳的樣子「牟?」373Please respect copyright.PENANA2T7pTdXSyn
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該死的,一定是我平常喝太多牛肉湯,所以牛肉之神來找我報仇了,我轉頭趕緊催油門將達摩祖師甩開,一路上我心都很慌張。373Please respect copyright.PENANAt8Ay0s2V2P
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好險我注意到前方半路上有正在騎腳踏車的身影,可能是外勞,但這樣至少就不是孤單一人了!373Please respect copyright.PENANAqIrrxGgqii
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於是我加快騎車速度,等到我靠近時我才發現,他全身漆黑,那甚至不是衣服,那是動物的皮毛,騎腳踏車的根本不是人,是一隻跟成人一樣大小的貓,我瞬間毛骨悚然。373Please respect copyright.PENANAabUtO9Umj9
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牠一邊騎行一邊回頭對我露出十分燦爛的笑容,牠的嘴角開到接近耳朵的地方,嘴巴裡充滿尖銳的牙齒。373Please respect copyright.PENANAJb3Q0LMLm3
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好了,先是騎著巨牛的達摩祖師再來是騎著自行車的咧嘴貓,看來我上班上太久了,我現在懷疑今天我身上一定有什麼超巨大什麼力量的存在試圖摧毀我精神。373Please respect copyright.PENANA0VTIKr3xII
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那隻咧嘴貓還慢悠悠地騎在馬路正中央企圖擋住我的路。373Please respect copyright.PENANAbIzUVLjul8
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我他媽受夠了!我心一橫油門一催,直接朝牠的後輪撞下去,咧嘴貓本來還笑得很開心突然被我追撞以後表情突然變得十分驚恐!373Please respect copyright.PENANAJNRruT0deI
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哈!老虎不發威你把我當病貓啊,值夜班已經夠累了,大半夜還要被你們這些妖魔鬼怪嚇!我看是沒人敢教訓你們,今天就當作我來做公益。373Please respect copyright.PENANA6H0nj0Lz4A
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咧嘴貓左移右晃在路邊停車以後,眼神充滿血絲怒瞪著我,我朝牠回報出璀璨笑容,牠肯定沒看過如此囂張、精神分裂的路人。373Please respect copyright.PENANAGZXFmvb2iY
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我秉持著「今天不搞死你們,明天你們就會搞死我!」的心態在路邊停好車,然後檢了一根樹枝朝牠比出「過來啊」的手勢。373Please respect copyright.PENANA6pj8IC62tU
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裂嘴貓EQ很差,受到挑釁之後張開血盆大口,大步踩著腳踏車衝了過來,腳踏車還一歪一歪的響,我看準時機朝路旁的草叢縱身一跳,並且順手把的樹枝插入牠的輪匡內,牠整個貓身飛了出去,摔在柏油路上,看來不廢也半殘了。373Please respect copyright.PENANAmfVo7R82DG
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此時騎著巨牛的達摩祖師也慢悠悠地從後方出現,他看到地上的裂嘴貓後發出嘆息:「啊~你對我的寵物做了什麼?」373Please respect copyright.PENANASoOragaZtF
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你他媽那是你的寵物啊?最好是有那麼奇怪的寵物!373Please respect copyright.PENANA9HFFhyVBM5
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達摩祖師下了牛之後緩緩地查看裂嘴貓,他的表情已經轉變成憤怒相了,我感到非常不妙!373Please respect copyright.PENANAVItKgVsGT3
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他的牛在旁邊開始在地板上來回摩擦牛蹄,然後牛的視線轉到他的紅色身影上......牛開始慢慢後退,然後助跑兩三步就把達摩祖師頂到天上去,之後重重摔下。373Please respect copyright.PENANAJBG9jNuzVT
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原來祢的牛是鬥牛嗎?那祢幹嘛穿紅衣服啊!373Please respect copyright.PENANAuVr08Xy2d8
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達摩祖師躺在地上呻吟,看來祂一時片刻也起不來了。373Please respect copyright.PENANAzVULqD5JXi
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終於天色漸亮,我也可以回家好好補眠了。373Please respect copyright.PENANAyJetqoirNR
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