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擊退嘍囉小菜根。
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正義農夫闖神殿，神器湯匙救美人。」
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沒被圈叉～
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惡搞菜根棒之超級腦洞創作挑戰207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPGCQJdGBN
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https://www.penana.com/article/1588840
