ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A5pIHEfzR
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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSIM6cG0Vc
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetedSfVVQt
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAq350cCOr
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9PMnr07xo
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HBTXfj6hZ
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNmATEEDht
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YiC4SlyKk
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7XpW1lNxO
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VecS8hevv
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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